A theoretical explanation for starting Theodore. As told by a stoned stick boy.


Overheard in an Avalanche locker room.


Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet: "Can I ask you an honest question?"

Quenneville’s mustache: "Sure, you know you can ask me anything."

Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet: "Well, do you ever feel like you need a change? I mean, like go for the whole George Parros look?

Quenneville’s mustache:

Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet: You know, just to spice things up a little. Change up the karma of the team. Boost the team mojo ….

Quenneville’s mustache:

Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet:

Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet: "Yeah, me neither. I’d never do anything like that. Talk about looking like a cheap 19th century glee club porn stache"

Quenneville’s mustache: "Theodore’s getting the start".

Flander’s mustache from the back of Budaj’s helmet: "Shit"

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