Son Of Stastny Gains Attention

Last season, people acted like Avalanche fans were crazy for suggesting that Paul Stastny might be a more-deserving candidate for the Calder Trophy than either of the other nominees. He had a 20-game points-scoring streak, the longest in history for a rookie. He scored 78 points in the stifling offensive quagmire of the Western Conference, on a team that missed the playoffs. He had already lost two front teeth and wasn't even 21 yet.
"Who's Paul Stastny?" was the typical retort. With all the hype surrounding a continuously over-hyped Pittsburgh Penguins team, Stastny finished distant second to Evgeni Malkin.
Well, now the hockey world is starting to notice this Stastny kid. On Tuesday, the Sporting News ran a story comparing Paul to his Hall of Fame father and hero of the Colorado franchise, Peter Stastny.
Jim Jamieson of The Province posted a piece on young Stastny's continued development as a star player into this, his sophomore season. No jinx for Son Of Stastny.
Kevin Greenstein at the New York Sun posted a piece today establishing Paul as the heir to the Quebec/Colorado offensive leadership crown, following current captain Joe Sakic, who followed Paul's dad Peter. Seems a lot like the US presidency to me---but I doubt Super Joe's wife will lead the team in points when Son of Stastny's near retirement.
Finally, Barry Melrose Rocks is the caboose of the Paul Stastny Love Train with a post called "All Your Universe Are Belong To Paul Stastny."
From henceforth let it be known that all of Earth will bow to the mighty Stastny. A new day is upon you earthlings, and your destruction will be swift and merciless. Not even Battlestar Galactica can save you now!
So true, so true.
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Re: Son Of Stastny Gains Attention
Papa Stastny = George Bush
Joe Sakic = Slick Willy Clinton
Son Of Stastny = W
Mrs. Sakic = Hillary....
Of the four SAT-like comparisons you just made, I'm having a hard time determining which one is the most disturbing...
Hey
I wasn't saying any of them are anything like the Presidents (or the President-to-be), just that it could be the same weird Father/Husband/Son/Wife combination that threatens to dominate the White House for at least another five years.
That's all.
That's what I was hoping...
Though it might be fun to just refer to Son of Stastny as 'S' for a week or so...



















