The Avs Just Got A Lot Hotter, Oh Wait...

On Tuesday the Avalanche signed 2004 draft pick Victor Oreskovich to a shiny entry-level contract that will likely result in a roster spot for him on the Lake Eerie Monsters of the AHL this coming season.

Oreskovich, a big forward at 6-3, 215, scored 60 points in 62 games for the Kitchener Rangers of the OHL last season.  Previously, he played hockey at Notre Dame.  He becomes a restricted free agent in 2010.

He may be a professional hockey player with an unusual last name, but Victor is not the only Oreskovich of notoriety.  In fact, he can't hold a candle to former Playboy Playmate Alesha Oreskovich, who's got quite a body of work, so to speak (NSFW!!!).

No offense to Victor, but I'd rather Alesha join the team.

UPDATE: It occurred to me that this site's Community Guidelines expressly prohibited sexual content of any kind.  Then I realized that sometimes I might want to link to relatively sexual content (attractive females, perhaps) from time to time.  So I changed the guidelines---a little bit.  That's how I roll.