Game 17: Mike's Recap
I don't want to pile on the Avs for their horrible play last night (outside of Budaj, that is), but here's a list of words* that came to mind over the course of last night's game:
- abhorrent,
- abominable,
- appalling,
- awful,
- beastly,
- detestable,
- disgusting,
- dreadful,
- execrable,
- frightful,
- ghastly,
- grim,
- grisly,
- gruesome,
- heinous,
- hideous,
- horrendous,
- horrible,
- horrid,
- loathsome,
- lousy,
- lurid,
- offensive,
- repellent,
- repulsive,
- revolting,
- shameful,
- terrible,
- ungodly, and
- unholy.
The long-and-short of it is this: Colorado, as a team, wasted a great performance by the one player that everybody has supposedly lost confidence in. Budaj had a 0.94 save percentage last night. Let that sink in. 0.94! And he was the second star! In Calgary!
My best theory on last night's game is this: Budaj talked about how he wanted to get 4-out-of-6 points in this road trip. I think the team was thinking that too. Only Boots didn't want to settle for 4 points, he wanted the whole grab-bag of NW goodness. But as we saw last night, everybody not wearing #31 ( and maybe #40, #8, and #37), was willing to settle for 4 points, even though similar play had netted Edmonton and Vancouver a bonus point apiece. This team appears to be lacking a killer mentality, and that starts with the coach. The TSN guys made a reference on how, with a 2-1 lead in the middle of the third period, Calgary was still running a 1-2-2 alignment and viciously forechecking. Colorado, the team down by a goal, was in a 0-0-5 system that the Flames' commenters thought was hilarious! Granato appears to have taken a page straight out of the Q playbook and try and sit on a lead sometime in the first period, and then NEVER come out of the supposed 'defensive' shell.
But you know what really pisses me off? Chicago fired Denny Savard for under-performing with a talented lineup, and many have stated that he didn't have the resume to be a NHL coach. I'd bet my life savings that Savard is more qualified to be a head coach than Granato at this point. There seems to be no system, no accountability, and no desire from any one within the organization to do anything about any of it. For once, I agree with Dater: some players need to be sent down or sat down long term and their spots need to be given to players who may not have the skills for the big show right now, but have the heart. I'm pointing at Clark, Salei, Jones, and most of all Arnason. If we're going to be mired in a long 0.500-ish season, I'd rather have guys giving 100% effort, 100% of the time than players who don't even if the net result is the same.
* And if it looks like I went to thesaurus.com and copied the synonyms for horrible, it's because I did.
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I had no idea horrible had so many synonyms.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 12:11 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I trimmed about a half-dozen off of that list too…the most obvious one being “Arnason, Tyler”.
Colorado Avalanche: Gellin' and Propellin'!!!
by Mike @ MHH on Nov 19, 2008 12:12 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, see, that’s my favorite one.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 12:14 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
How many had photographic references of Avalanche players?
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 1:31 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
What is Bob Hartley doing these days?
MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.
by Bob in Boulder on Nov 19, 2008 12:26 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Or
What is that McClellan guy doing?… oh right
(Not interviewing him is going to go up there with Drury for Leoprone)
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:32 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Drury and fricken Yelle for Morris and crap. It was Tanguay for Leoprone. But yes, not interviewing anyone, including McClellan, was about as boneheaded as they come. Especially considering the Avs’ special teams performance last season. Now the dreadful PP seems to be spreading to 5-on-5, all over the ice.
OK. Deep breath. I said I’d give it a rest and here I am again. Dammit. I’ll see you guys tomorrow night. Maybe by then I’ll be less cranky.
MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.
by Bob in Boulder on Nov 19, 2008 12:37 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Right
It’s not often I try to go into that deep dark part of my brain where repressed memories live.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:38 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, though you got the trade wrong, you’re right. The Avs could have had the best new coach in the league and instead settled for leftovers. And rotten ones at that.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 12:46 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Granato
Can you have your own sloppy seconds… cause the Avs seem to have done it.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:57 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
So everyone knows
In the “Puckdaddy” live rumor chat (where I clearly tried to use humor as a mask for the pain in my soul) Lyle Spector thinks Granato could be in trouble.
Personally I think Avs management gives him all season, but As of right now I wouldn’t shed much of a tear if he were fired.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:31 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
But who replaces him?
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 12:45 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
One Word
Melrose!
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:56 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
What about Savard? Sure the Hawks got off to a slow start, but is he that bad? Is he worse than Granato?
Hartley, Savard, Melrose ( I doubt this one), but with this organization we could end up having Pee Wee Herman behind the bench.
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 1:35 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Good choice
I like this idea.
I could also kidnap McLellan and start the brainwashing. I think I can have him ready to be behind the bench by the All-star game.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 1:53 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
What about the Patrick Roy theory?
Avs have a vacant coaching position last spring. People assumed Roy wasn’t interested, and then a report (I will look for it) came out that he WAS interested, then a few days later said he wanted to finish coaching his son.
I think Granato’s contract ends when Roy’s son is done. Coincidence? Or, is Granato is just a really long interim coach?
InYoFace Phadouche! InYoFace
by InYoFace on Nov 19, 2008 2:06 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
No offense to Patrick Roy, but is another former player the answer? I’d take a flyer on Torts or the soon-to-be-fired Laviolette. My #1 choice: Ted Nolan.
Colorado Avalanche: Gellin' and Propellin'!!!
by Mike @ MHH on Nov 19, 2008 2:50 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
I’m undecided on wiether Roy would be a good coach. I just wanted to throw at conspiracy theory out there – “The reason they hired Granato is because they want to wait for Roy” thing.
InYoFace Phadouche! InYoFace
by InYoFace on Nov 19, 2008 3:38 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what kind of coach he would make, but one thing is certain. He knows how to go Ape shit, and that might be enough to scare some players into playing. It also might make it harder to sign anyone.
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 4:43 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know about head coach but maybe an assistant or even goalie coach, it allows him to yell at people but he doesn’t have to take full responsibily for the players and stratagies.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
by Savage33 on Nov 19, 2008 11:25 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Heinous
Heinous is definitely an underused word. Really underrated. It looks like i’ll have the opportunity to use it a lot more this season.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:40 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
First Post
Hey Ya’ll.. I’ve been a silent observer on MHH for quite a while now but never have I been so moved to add my comments until last night’s game.
It seems that TG was so concerned about players helping Boods out after the beginning of season when he was still finding his sea legs, that the Avs have completely abandoned that “up tempo” , goal scoring style of hockey we all thought we were going to see. Would any coach worth his salt, not realize that Budaj is now in the zone and that we can take ALL 5 players on the ice from in front of the crease clearing rebounds and use, oh I dont know, maybe 2 or 3 of them, to score some goals?? Last nights game was, has mortifying been used?, if not I’ll say mortifying.. If the offense doesnt get off the boards, which clearly doesnt work, I think I am going to lose it.. After last season, I am tired of having to rag on coaches, but apparently, if the shoe fits..
Anyway, greetings from the Lone Star State where I do whatever I can to antagonize Stars fans.. (who THANKFULLY, I havent heard from lately! ha!)
by AvFab on Nov 19, 2008 12:52 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
W’all are glad to have ya
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 12:55 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about that theory last night
The Avs adjusted to give Budaj some defensive help by completely abandoning their “up-tempo” offensive plan. The problem, they didn’t replace that offensive strategy with anything. They just left it blank.
InYoFace Phadouche! InYoFace
by InYoFace on Nov 19, 2008 1:42 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Great first post! Welcome aboard!
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 3:40 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Making everyone feel better
Last night the Blackhawks were up 2-0 on Phoenix, implored the famous “Q” strategy and lost in the shootout.
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 19, 2008 1:07 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I laughed about that, except for the fact that I have Khabi and Kane on my fantasy team….
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 1:37 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
What did Smyth do?
I noticed that Smyth got a 2min minor at the end of the game along with a 10 minute misconduct (hooray for my fantasy team!), but I didn’t notice what exactly he did. Did anyone see it?
Go Avs!
by Mike, (Avs Fan) on Nov 19, 2008 5:03 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t, I was just going through the motions as a fan by that time…
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 5:07 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you mean you were getting up to leave? Or were you already in the parking lot?
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 19, 2008 5:13 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Mentally I was already on my way to bed, though the TV was still on.
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 19, 2008 6:25 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
All i know
is it was unsportmanlike conduct. MAybe he smashed his stick like Charlie in D3, honest question, who would have won out of the D3 ducks and the Avs last night?
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
by Savage33 on Nov 19, 2008 11:26 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I think District 5
Could’ve beaten the Avs last night.
D1 was on TV last night.
by Drakenlot on Nov 20, 2008 6:29 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Cake eater.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 20, 2008 6:30 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
District 5’s Oreo Line would’ve ate the RPM line for breakfast.
For me, the most fun way to describe remarkable events is to event suffixes.
The Avalanche were doucheriffic!
This team is asstastic!
by JonHaven on Nov 20, 2008 8:22 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Well put.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
by Joe Dunman on Nov 20, 2008 8:23 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs

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