In-depth analysis about Av's downturn
by StructuralPoke on Nov 7, 2008 2:58 PM MST
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PrintAfter watching horrible highlights and reading terrible recaps. I decided to take it upon myself to see if I can find the root of all the evils that are haunting the Avalanche as of late. After much research, I present the following:
You see, best I can tell the major downfall of the team started with this:
The DAMN UNIPRON!!!
I present the following evidence
And the most damning evidence of them all
I rest my case.
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eh
bored is a relative term – when I’ve been here straight through the last 3 weeks, I had to take a break. Anyway, I had a thought and had to go with it. It took me longer to find the pictures than to edit them!
by StructuralPoke on Nov 8, 2008 10:01 AM MST up reply actions
I second that comment
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
It would’ve been awesome, if it wasn’t directed at my favourite team that can’t seem to buy a game.
That red&white jersey the dreaded Wings sport is starting to look all the more tempting.
Oh, Bertuzzi and Phanouf? I always loved them. GO FLAMES.
Nah, still too early
washes mouth with industrial strength cleanser
26 Card Jet
I’ll third the fucking awesome comment.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 8, 2008 1:14 PM MST up reply actions
Very nice analysis
with photographic evidence, even!
In seriousness, I really haven’t seen many uniprons at the Can. In fact, among the few I have seen are on some dolts wearing them tucked in to dress pants. Obviously not hockey fans. My guestimation is that 99% of the real fans with jerseys will hang on to their old ones until someone wises up and introduces a third jersey far, far, far away in design from the ugly uniprons. Wtf were the Avs thinking? It’s gotta be hurting them at the souvenir shops.
MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.
Next Avs jersey
If They continue to use these monstrosities, I’ll go to E-bay for a nice 2004 Sakic All-star
I believe in Peter Budaj
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 11, 2008 3:00 PM MST up reply actions
Meanwhile
The old CCMs are selling out like hotcakes. You can still find them but sizes and quantities are limited especially for the home (white) jerseys. Yes. I still think of the white jerseys as home because that’s how it should be.
Red Wings Suck
Sadly
my next jersey will be an XXL RBK Practice jersey to fit over my pads, my two L jerseys barely fit so i have to buy the evil RBK jersey, thankfully it’s not a unipron though.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
I might still buy a practice jersey, I’d prefer the black over the red.
Hey can the Avs switch the practice jersey and the game jersey? It would be a BIG improvement.
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Nov 12, 2008 1:16 PM MST up reply actions
Looks like every other teams practice one, plus the black is the one i would get, teh red looks all wrong. It’s way too light.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
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