In just over 48 hours the puck will drop between the Colorado Avalanche and those sons of bitches from Detoilet. Given this year's overall performance and the fact that the Avs current streak against the Dead Things is at least 0-12, I expect the Avs to put up about as much of a fight as a quadropalegic chihuaha could against an oncoming semi-truck.

But that's where we come in. The winged-wheels may be the current Stanley Cup hacks,  but here is where we get to show that we are we are the better trash talkers. Detoilet can mop up the ice with our Uniprons, but we can wipe up the blogosphere with Chelios' Depends.

Let the trash talk begin!

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