Your Random Avalanche Player Photo Of The Day
by Joe Dunman on Dec 8, 2008 12:57 PM MST
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Lappy and Iron Mike. One of them could use some more sun, while the other could use some more jail time. I'll let you decide which is which.
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I feel the need to post something just to push this atrocity down the page. Joe just scared our entire female demographic away for good!
Colorado Avalanche: Gellin' and Propellin'!!!
hmmm, this calls for another Simpsons quote (with some editing)
Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum (The Mike Tyson like character): Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother’s stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.
Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of (Ian Laperriere)?
Tatum: I think he’s a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I’m definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
Simpsons quotes
It’s been agreed on that random Simpson quotes are acceptable anywhere, and a decent icebreaker.
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Homer Simpson received many a philosophy reward, so his quotes must apply to something. Here’s mine:
HS: “I didn’t lose the war on the worms, it was a worthy retreat!”
BS: “But they made you build them this golden statue”
(huge golden statue of Homer on his knees worshiping a worm"
HS: “When you kill them, they multiply. Can’t beat that.”
Okay, one more:
HS: “I expected this could happen, so I brought with me the best weapon to operate when drunk; A Crossbow”.
26 Card Jet
Whats episodes that first one from. I haven’t seen all the new episodes but i don’t remeber that one.
"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Lappy looks like Darth Vader at the end of Jedi.
Those lips are uber pale.
Never trust the lunch lady.
by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Dec 8, 2008 4:23 PM MST reply actions
Oh man, the more I look the truer it gets.
Never trust the lunch lady.
by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Dec 8, 2008 9:13 PM MST up reply actions
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