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Quenneville Fired!

The RMN and DP are reporting that Joel Quenneville has been fired by the Colorado Avalanche. Francois Giguere noted Quenneville's valuable contributions to the team in his prior tenure as an assistant coach and the last few seasons as head coach.  He also acknowledged that while injuries played a role in the team's struggles this season, the inconsistency exhibited when the lineup was healthy, coupled with the feelings that Quenneville's message wasn't getting through to many of the veteran players, led to the decision to go in another direction as the team is trying to sew up a playoff birth after having missed the post-season last year.

"At the end of the day, we felt that he had lost the room," Giguere noted.  

When asked about the impact on the club's chances of winning the Stanley Cup this season, he said,

"As an organization committed to winning, we have to do everything to reach that end."

He then dropped another bombshell that nobody expected:  

"We felt that a fresh outlook on the team and a another familiar face added to the team's makeup to complement Peter Forsberg and Adam Foote would go a long way to insuring that very outcome.  With that, I'd like to introduce the new head coach of the Colorado Avalanche..."

April Fools!!!

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Damn you!!!

I was all set to do something like this as well, but didn't have the time to do it.

Great minds :)

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Bravo

Well done, sir.  Well done.

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

got me for sec

ass.  one could only dream...

by thedoctor on Apr 1, 2008 9:15 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

re: got me for a sec

i felt like a fool going to the denver post looking for breaking news!!!!

Lisserman

by lissd02 on Apr 1, 2008 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Low...

Hey, what's up with using actual quotes in a joke article?

by PuckPhace on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Onion

I think the Onion started that

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Onion

If they didn't start it, they definitely perfected the craft.

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not the Onion

It was actually Simplicissimus, a German publication from 1896-1964. It's like the Onion, only much smarter and funnier, but the Onion is certainly the best satire in English.

Mir ist egal.

by Selanne on Apr 1, 2008 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

I totally made that up off the cuff.  I repeat, No real quotes were used in the making of this hilarious post.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 1, 2008 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know....

and therein lies my joke

by PuckPhace on Apr 1, 2008 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm giving up on the Internet today

Time to focus on my real job today, I can't believe anything on the Internet today.

by Dario on Apr 1, 2008 10:21 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Because

You can totally believe everything you read on the internet every other day.

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Because

Damn!  Beat me to it!

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good one...

I was expecting something like this, but my heart still skipped a beat when I read it. haha.

by Rather Dashing on Apr 1, 2008 10:22 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Related note

At work they have "maternity" parking spots, and My wife and I work in the same place. I was going to park in the spot this morning to fool some co-workers but we forgot to do it.

Besides I don't think enough people know are car anyways

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 10:32 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Related note

Congratulations!  When are you expecting?

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

That's my governor... unfortunately that is NOT an April Fool's day joke

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Hey!

True story: I'm a huge Schwarzenegger fan and own most of his movies (including Kindergarten Cop).

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: True Story

True story: I just lost a ton of respect for Joe.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 1, 2008 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no

That's what you get for having any respect for me in the first place.

"Get to the choppa!"

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

And seriously, maternity parking spots?

You really do live in California, don't you?  

Here in Kentucky we call the maternity spots "the kitchen."

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Yes we have Maternity Parking spots, just one right next to the handicapped ones.

It has the image of a stork holding a baby and is outlined in Orange. The first day I saw it I asked my wife
"What the fuck is that?"
"I think it's a maternity spot"
"Are you serious?"

In all fairness to CA, this is the only place I have seen it...so far

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Up here..

we have spots reserved for "expecting parents".  

So my question is...if the husband is out by himself, can he still use those spots?  

"My wife is expecting and needs some formula..stat!"

by Shane on Apr 1, 2008 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Up here...

Yeah, how do you police those spots?  Handicap drivers get tags for their cars.  Do pregnant women?  How is a cop supposed to know if the woman is actually pregnant?  How do you enforce that?

And why don't they have those spots in my city so I can park in them all the time?

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ontario

They have them here too. It's basically an honour system since there is no fine so all you get is a dirty look.

It's as ridiculous as it sounds though...

by PPP on Apr 1, 2008 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all fairness

I got my wife with this one too.  Good Times.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 1, 2008 11:54 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Simplicissimus? Come on, that part's made up, right? "A German publication from 1896-1964"?? Were the original issues hand-written on parchment and delivered by mule?

Maternity parking spaces and love for Arnold is great, but Simplicissimus is the best! My next WoW character will be a human Priest, and I will call him Simplicissimus.

(And since you know you were gonna Google this anyway, I already did it for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplic...

Selanne, you made my day.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 1, 2008 12:54 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Hook, Line and Sinker

Yep, you got me good Joe ha!

Maternity spot? Since when are pregnant women unable to walk? Geez.

by Rookie14 on Apr 1, 2008 1:02 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Hook...

It wasn't me.  It was Mike!

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dream

Dammit, this was my dream this whole season.
At least the firing part.

I tip my hat to you.

by Drakenlot on Apr 1, 2008 1:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: My dream

You're definitely not alone when it comes to dreams.

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh oh

here we go with all the 'Scarlett + Joe = Luv 4Ever' talk again...

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 1, 2008 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Uhh oh

I was talking about firing Coach Q.  Don't drag my girlfriend into this.

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phadouche

You think someone called him and told him he won a free car this morning... All he had to to was go to Starbucks and it would be running for him in the parking lot?

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 1, 2008 2:52 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Phadouche

Man, I hope so.  I hope his teammates still bring that up.

by Joe Dunman on Apr 1, 2008 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

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