There has to be some kind of mistake here.  Gary Bettman, commissioner of the NHL, rigged the entire hockey season just so the Pittsburgh Penguins---his favorite team---would win the Stanley Cup.  Unfortunately, they lost in game 6 and some other team got to take home the trophy.

How on Earth are we supposed to have a conspiracy if the wrong team wins?

I'm not going to talk much more about this.  Detroit winning the Cup is the finishing touch on a season I'm glad is over.  The quicker we can all put 2007-08 behind us, the better.

My advice to you: stay clear of Red Wings blogs and/or fans for a while.  They're going to be pretty intolerable for some time.

Pens in 9.