There Goes My Relative Anonymity

When The Hockey News asked me to contribute to their web site as an Avalanche blogger, how could I say no? There I'll be posting occasional articles full of questionable assertions and blatant inaccuracies, at least until I have a mental breakdown. If you really don't get enough of my blathering here, be sure to check out THN for more.

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I saw where Dirk (The Forechecker) was tabbed as the Nashville guy. I looked at THN’s blogroll and noticed they didn’t have a Avs guy yet. I remember thinking “I wonder who they’ll get, probably Thomas…”

I said all that to say this, congrats.

PS – I still expect you to respond to emails in the timely two-week timespan of which you are accustomed. No slacking because you’re approaching legitimaticy.

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 7:36 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

If legitimacy means a 40-hour job, law school and two blogs, I want none of it.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 7:38 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Legitimacy is something only your mother can give you…

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 7:39 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nana’s so proud.

hockeynana

by hockeynana on Jul 25, 2008 8:09 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks!

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait a second – THAT’S your last name? What the hell, man?

I'm sorry, Mr. Hossa, but I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. Why? Because I hate you.

by JDunman on Jul 25, 2008 8:27 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I totally stole it from you. First initial, too. You should be honored.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, is this the first schizophrenic blog-poster or pure luck?
Call now, to 0800-** and cast your vote

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 25, 2008 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hint: We’re related.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

And he had the initials first – I hate him so.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hossa, but I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. Why? Because I hate you.

by JDunman on Jul 25, 2008 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

So JDunman is you Mrs. @ MHH? I’m confused…

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

JDunman is my younger, more handsome brother.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

You only say that because of my sweet Vs. hat.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hossa, but I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. Why? Because I hate you.

by JDunman on Jul 25, 2008 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I ordered a Red Wings hat to replace it.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats. Your sarcasm has reached the point that I don’t know if JD is really your brother or not…

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 5:17 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

it’s true – there’s a law in Kentucky that everyone must have the initials JD.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 25, 2008 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

initials?

I thought the law was that everyone in Kentucky everyone had to have the same last name?

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

by Jibblescribbits on Jul 29, 2008 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought it was just tradition.

by Savage33 on Aug 1, 2008 3:53 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve been there for quite a few days now…. Hockey Hiatus does not sit well with Joe

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

No sarcasm this time.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 26, 2008 5:33 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's awesome!

now that you’ve been outed, I would like to offer up jibblescribbits secret identity for sale. We’ll start the bidding at $17,000

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 25, 2008 9:33 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Harvey Dent is Jibblescribbits.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought he was Joker henchman number 7.

InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace

by InYoFace on Jul 25, 2008 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Believe

I am actually Bruce Wayne.

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

by Jibblescribbits on Jul 29, 2008 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

and can you hook us all up with a cheap subscription?

k thnx

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 25, 2008 9:33 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah. My pull at The Hockey News knows no bounds.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

grats dude. i propose an arnason hating column next!

by thedoctor on Jul 25, 2008 9:36 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I think that would devolve into a series of expletives and nonsense words used to indicate intense frustration. Probably not appropriate for the platform.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

MHH is though, right?

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 25, 2008 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh absolutely.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats

Congratulations, Joe. I read the article on THN and you did an awesome job, as usual. I can’t wait to see more (at both sites, of course).

Don't Go, Joe!

by texacogirl on Jul 25, 2008 9:50 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks!

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats!

I’ll be looking forward to read more of your general blog-rants in the future. Nothing beats sitting in your mum’s basement in your underwear, reading what other people in their mum’s basement, who are also in their underwear, write.

Does this mean you’re next in line to date Dater? He likes celebrities!

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 25, 2008 9:52 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

From one pants-less hero to another, I salute you.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats are in order…

BUT, is this going to slow down the “Top Avs of all time” listings even more?

"The difference between a successful person and others,
is not a lack of strength,not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
-Vince Lombardi-

by Americanario on Jul 25, 2008 10:18 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Relax. If I hurry and finish them now, what the hell am I going to post about in August?

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just hope they don’t extend out into October.

"The difference between a successful person and others,
is not a lack of strength,not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
-Vince Lombardi-

by Americanario on Jul 25, 2008 4:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Expectations

You know by including “epic game threads” in your signature on there, we’re going to have to get game threads up to 200 more regularly in case some new people drop by. If they come for that exciting Colorado vs. Florida game and see 30 comments…...

InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace

by InYoFace on Jul 25, 2008 10:51 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Anything less than 300 comments per game is a failure in my mind.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Svatos Signed

short post about it on Dater’s blog. No regular article yet.

2 years – 4.1 million.

InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace

by InYoFace on Jul 25, 2008 11:05 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

About what we expected.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats

Congrats Joe. I come here before I go anywhere else for Avs news, so maybe I’ll start going there more often.

by cantbebetter on Jul 25, 2008 11:57 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Nah, keep it here. All the fun stuff will be at MHH, as always.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fun stuff??? WTF is that?

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your unique wit and charm, namely.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Observation

I wanna say something about this that cracks me up. Joe has ONE mega-post (The All-Time 19 List) that he’s going to milk for 2+ months, a middle of the week thread where he talks about how he isn’t going to post anything and we all comment to the tune of 50-75 quips, a one-week vacation that last over two, and THEN The Hockey News comes-a-calling to get his unique take on the Colorado Avalanche.

I guess what I mean is, the standards really ARE lower in Kentucky…

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 25, 2008 12:46 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs