Bertuzzi to Flames

by TheRed on Jul 7, 2008 11:25 AM MDT

The title says it all. No word on money yet, just a one year deal. We're gonna see this guy a lot next year, assuming he doesn't get hurt or scratched. I personally hope parker pounds the crap out him in the first game we play, and injures him for the rest of the year. And i don't like seeing guys hurt, even phadouche. Speaking of phadouche, it looks as though he's no longer public enemy no. 1 on the flames.

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money

PS 1.95 million for the year. And we’re taking svats to arbitration (or is he taking us?) over 2.5. WTF? We should just sign him. Any bets on bertuzzi vs svats point production next year?

by TheRed on Jul 7, 2008 11:29 AM MDT reply actions

Bertuzzi over Svatos?

I’ll have whatever you’re having.
Bertuzzi will NEVER play on the Avs.

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 8, 2008 3:39 AM MDT up reply actions

I think he means sign Svatos, not Bertuzzi although i may be wrong, it has happened before.

by Savage33 on Jul 9, 2008 2:01 AM MDT up reply actions

Oh yeah, that’s also possible. My bad

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Jul 9, 2008 2:15 AM MDT up reply actions

yeah, I was trying to say that I thought svats would be a much better deal and see who would (on their respective teams, i would NEVER want to sign Big Turd, I mean big bert) get more points. Bertuzzi got a few more last year, I’m thinking svats this year, fingers crossed. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

by TheRed on Jul 9, 2008 2:28 AM MDT up reply actions

Just one more reason to absolutely despise the Flames.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe Dunman on Jul 7, 2008 11:34 AM MDT reply actions

Yep

This really isn’t surprising to me. The Flames suck.

InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace

by InYoFace on Jul 7, 2008 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions

Wow, the Flames are absolutely pegging the douchery meter with phadouche and this signing! Oh well, $1.95 M more that should eventually go to Steve Moore and his lawyers.

MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.

by Bob in Boulder on Jul 7, 2008 11:35 AM MDT reply actions

Scum Sucking Douchebag MoFo

Have I mentioned how much I hate Bertuzzi? At least now we know Parker should be on the ice for 8 games this year. I hope the Sheriff pounds his douche ass. I hate the Lames.

Don't Go, Joe!

by texacogirl on Jul 7, 2008 12:14 PM MDT reply actions

I think the new schedule only has the divisional teams facing each other six times. I could be wrong.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe Dunman on Jul 7, 2008 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions

I think you’re right. I forgot about that change. Still, 6 games for Parker, 6 games to pound Bertuzzi’s ass. Good times.

Don't Go, Joe!

by texacogirl on Jul 7, 2008 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions

lol @ flames. i hope parker pounds him into oblivion too…but it would be even better if lappy did it. :)

by thedoctor on Jul 7, 2008 12:54 PM MDT reply actions

Or Per Ledin. Or Darcy Tucker. Or Tyler Arnason.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe Dunman on Jul 7, 2008 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions

speaking of Arnie

I saw him once last year & the with the way he was “wearing” his hair, he looked like Peanut from Jeff Dunham’s act. Am I the only one who sees this? thought so

hockeynana

by hockeynana on Jul 7, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions

Jeff Dunham? The guy with the lame puppet routine that’s mostly just thinly-veiled, bigoted race humor? I mean, seriously, one of the puppets is a hot pepper with a Mexican accent. Oh, and a “dead terrorist” that is every single bad stereotype of the Middle East. Dunham is maybe one step above Larry The Cable Guy.

But yeah, Arny does kind of resemble Peanut.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe Dunman on Jul 7, 2008 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions

one more

don’t forget the african american pimp puppet…..especially classy.

I swear, if he does one more act where he makes fun of purple people with moppy green hair, Arny is gonna kill him.

by jd21 on Jul 7, 2008 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions

Glad

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this. I saw him on his comedy central special for about 20 minutes. I thought to myself “If this guy didn’t have puppets wouldn’t this just be every bad comic joke I’ve ever heard?

Old Married Guy who’s miserable…check
Black guy as pimp…check

Ok those were the only two I saw but it was enough for me to realize he was rehashing old stereotype jokes, but in puppet form so it’s cool

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

by Jibblescribbits on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions

We can all take bertuzzis this year and then wash with our bidetneuf. ANd I hope he gets his ass kicked by ALL of our “gritty” types.

by TheRed on Jul 7, 2008 3:20 PM MDT reply actions

yeah, that guy

When I saw Arnie with his hair on top of his head, it was driving me crazy to remember who he looked like & then one night I was changing channels & that puppet was on. I can’t believe how much he looks like Arnie. He’s cleverer than Arnie though.

hockeynana

by hockeynana on Jul 7, 2008 3:31 PM MDT reply actions

Maybe we should have a poll for the first Avs/Flamers games and see who can guess how quickly into the game some one pounds Buttuzzi’s arse.

"The difference between a successful person and others,
is not a lack of strength,not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
-Vince Lombardi-

by Americanario on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM MDT reply actions