Left-Wing Blogger Insults The Avalanche
by Joe Dunman on Aug 25, 2008 6:57 AM MDT
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Print[In honor of the Democratic convention this week (being held in Denver), all MHH posts (other than the Top 19) will feature a tone similar to that of our country's finest asset: political punditry.]
Radical left-wing blogger David Kurtz, of the radical left-wing (and Peabody-winning) site Talking Points Memo, had the audacity to insult the Colorado Avalanche:
We're more or less within walking distance of the convention site, the Pepsi Center, where the NBA's Nuggets play...
The Pepsi Center, of course, is also the home of the Colorado Avalanche, who have won two championships since 1996, while the pathetically mediocre NoGuts have won zero since 1974.
This is just another clear effort by the radical left latte-drinkers to diminish the brave history of the Avalanche, a hockey team consisting of good, hard-working regular Americans (North Americans), almost all of whom are probably former prisoners of war. The Nuggets are elitist and naive and lack the experience necessary to be considered a serious professional sports team. And I heard they bump fists to congratulate each other, which is un-American and probably a jihadist gesture.
ADDENDUM: And it seems Greg Dubs is in cahoots with the extremist leftards:
Obviously, Colorado's chances rest on the respective hearts of Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg, and some rather questionable goaltending.
Questionable goaltending? Why does Wyshynski hate Jesus, apple pie and the 1968 Chevy Camaro?
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I hear Wyshynski doesn’t even know how many blogs he’s written for. I don’t know if that’s the man we want leading the hockey blogging revolution.
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This is going to go on all week? Really?
I'm sorry, Mr. Hossa, but I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. Why? Because I hate you.
Why does Wyshynski hate Jesus, apple pie and the 1968 Chevy Camaro?
I could do well without those
26 Card Jet
Don't forget
The taxes and organized labor. I hear you Euro’s just love to strike.
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
by Jibblescribbits on Aug 25, 2008 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Italy
If you ain’t striking you ain’t trying.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
And universal health care, and a month paid vacation, and extended (paid) maternity leave, and pensions, and rail-based transcontinental transit, and a strong unified economy…
Those bastards.
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Don’t forget that they named their money the Euro. That’s just pretentious. Can you imagine if that happened over here in the good ole US of A?
“How much for a Big Mac?”
“4 North Amereos.”
You see, that’s just stupid. Like Europe…
You know what else is shady? Russia is in Europe AND Asia. How can I be a typical racist Team Amerikan if you won’t label yourselves with handy all-encompassing geographical descriptors? That’s just lazy…
I believe part of the United States is in heaven with His Grace The Almighty Baby Jesus, so maybe having two geographical descriptors is okay—-if you’re the USA!!
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America’s just pissed some other country is in two continents and they’re not.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
Also
Australia is it’s own continent that doesn’t share with any country(Except New Zealand but they don’t count) beat that.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
Yes, and now we beat them in cricket, they’re own sport so therefore we win.
"To have arrived on this Earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the ultimate irony"
R. Leakey, Origins; 1977
That cracks me up! English comedian (can’t remember who) saying
We still have football. Wait. But we still have rugby. Oh, but at least no one can beat us with cricket. No-one knows the rules, and we made them up, so we MUST be able to win at that. NO?!
26 Card Jet
Not anymore. They have trouble winning outside of the subcontinent.
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It's like Canada....
Except for the rail-based continental transit.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Political Punditry?
Wait, so the “best” part about political punditry is making stuff up and then repeating it as fact (and by best I mean so soul-crushingly bad that it makes me weep for our country at night). I smell an interview with Eklund coming!
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
by Jibblescribbits on Aug 25, 2008 10:38 AM MDT reply actions
I don’t even live in your country and I cry myself to sleep watching “news” on tv.
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I almost got absorbed into a protest march this weekend
They were going in the same direction I was walking. So instead of waiting, I just joined them for two blocks. Leaving the group was a little tough as they all looked at me yelling ,“where you going dude?!?!” “Our voice matters dude.” “Duuuuuude”. Some actually left the group to try to get me to come back.
InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace
Nice
You should have really screwed with them and told them that you’d seen the light in the past two blocks.
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And on a side note. The estimated number of protestors so far has been greatly exageratted (sp?). The police far out numbered them, some dressed in riot gear.
InYoFace Hasek! InYoFace
I think the numbers are always overstated. They want to try and make themselves sound more important and influential that they actually are.
Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be PIRATES.
-Mark Twain-
by Americanario on Aug 25, 2008 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions
Wait, are we talking about protesters or pundits? Or both? Or neither?
Where am I?
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Are you saying....
That PUMA won’t have tens of thousands of protesters or that we won’t see 1968-like violence? If you can’t trust Fox News to let you know about Democratic in-fighting then who can you trust?
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I'm glad
I had to google it to find what it meant. Not only that, but when you type PUMA into google, This comes up before anything about Clinton Supporters…
I think it’s safe to say their movement isn’t gaining much traction.
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
by Jibblescribbits on Aug 25, 2008 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions
When the candidate you’re bravely standing up for has already agreed to release her delegates to vote for the other guy, well, your dead-ender movement has reached its dead end.
Go Avs! Let's get some goals!
Hey!
But I’m part of that “left latte-drinkers” group! Though, I hate lattes, and drink my coffee only black.
Anyways, none of us academic lefty’s can afford to drink $6 lattes. That’s Texas oil baron territory.
Mir ist egal.
I’ve always wondered about the $6 lattes. I mean I get a 20 oz. latte and it’s on $4 something. What do you have to do to get it up to $6? Do they add alcohol to it or something? I always wondered what was in those extra “shots”…
Your lattes are purchased in the Heartland, where prices are still reasonable.* On the coasts, lattes cost far more.
*If you consider paying $4 for any single-serving drink to be reasonable.
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Actually most of the time I just get plain coffee which is only $2. It’s only when I want a treat that I go for the $4 stuff.
Why is it that everything on the coasts is more expensive? I mean Starbucks is based in Seattle so I would think it would be cheapest there and get more expensive as you go east. But what do I know?
They charge whatever they can get away with wherever they are.
And it’s not like the coffee is all made in Seattle and then shipped out from there.
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I know. My Starbucks gets there’s from a roasting company in Nevada. It’s just weird that things are cheaper here than on the coasts.
Alright you two...
That stuff is supposed to be saved for when no one’s looking, not just Mike.
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
by Jibblescribbits on Aug 26, 2008 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions
Seriously
Because everything is more expensive there. Living in San Jose, even fricking Californai Wine is as expensive here as it is in Colorado. There’s so much money in the area that in order to maximize profits, companies can charge more. It has very little to do with shipping costs and more to do with local economics…
…Then again My wife got a 13% raise to accommodate it when we moved out here.
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
by Jibblescribbits on Aug 26, 2008 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions
Lattes and pie are both tools of the corporate elite used to subdue and marginalise the oppressed proletariat. Break free of the yoke of the bourgeoisie, my comrades, and join my in moonshine and cabbage soup FREEDOM!!!!!
THE PIE IS A LIE
Anyone who gets that joke: Congrats, you’re a nerd with too much procrastination aswell
Anyways, listen to Michael Franti if you think people are different, because they’re born somewhere else.
That’s all I will say about about the subject, unless the great Joe grants me permission to rant about my political views.
26 Card Jet
Unless the rant is sarcastic, let’s keep it to a minimum. I’d like to maintain the fine tradition of unseriousness here as long as possible. Also the tradition of using made-up words like “unseriousness.”
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Shirley, you can’t be serious?
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by Bob in Boulder on Aug 26, 2008 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions
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