Avs decide to copy the Chicago Blackhawks and play only 20 minutes of hockey to lose to the BJs tonight 5-1 in one of the most pathetic efforts of the season. Darcy Tucker scored the only goal, and Jibblescribbits is having a hell of a time finding a way to write 75 words about this game by keeping it safe for work.

So in that case we'll just quote AvslovaFactor in the main game thread:

The Avs need to play Arnason, Tucker, and Clark for the entire last 6:39 and hope they retire from exhaustion.

Then we’ll have some room in the salary cap.