Game 7 Preview: Avalanche at Canadiens
Colorado Avalanche at Montreal Canadiens, Oct 15, 2009 5:30 PM MDT
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| Colorado Avalanche |
5:30 MT / 7:30 ET |
Montreal Canadiens |
| 4-1-1 | October 15, 2009 | 2-3-0 |
| 9 pts |
Bell Centre |
4 pts |
| t-1st in West |
Montreal, PQ |
t-10th East |
Boston? Check. Chicago? Half-check. Toronto? Check. Next up on the Original Six tour is the Montreal Canadiens who, I'm told, have a storied history. It's the home opener for the Habs; they're the only NHL team without a home game so far. For the Avs, they've collected 5 out of 8 points so far on the trip. That's not too shabby, but we'll take more.
Carey Price will start for Montreal. He, like his team, is off to a so-so start this year. We don't know who the Avalanche starter will be tonight (might want to get used to that). I'll update that info when we get it, but right now I'm guessing Budaj (just a hunch). [UPDATE: Hunch was wrong this time. Anderson gets start #7]
Both teams will have a new defensemen in the mix. For the Avs, Ryan Wilson is expected to make his NHL debut. He came over last year in the Jordan Leopold trade and, for kicks, will wear Leopold's old #44. Wilson is not afraid to drop the gloves, as he has 8 fights in basically one season in the AHL. The Canadiens have brought up Shawn Belle from Hamilton to give the club a better stay-at-home defensive presence. Belle played 9 games with the Minnesota Wild a couple of seasons back.
Tonight's game will be on Altitude following Tuesday's bizarre and confusing absence.
As I hinted at on Thursday, I'm experimenting a bit with Previews / Live Threads. For now, the preview is going up earlier in the day, and the live thread will be up an hour before game time. I'll also post (or promote) a quick post-game reaction after the game is over to give us all some fresh ice for our gloating / venting. As always, I'm open to feedback on all of this.
| STATS | ||
| 6 | GP | 5 |
| 4 | W | 2 |
| 1 | L | 3 |
| 1 | OT | 0 |
| 9 | P | 4 |
| 0.750 | P% | 0.400 |
| 3.50 | G/G | 2.40 |
| 2.00 | GA/G | 3.60 |
| 38.5 | PP% | 18.8 |
| 87.5 | PK% | 63.2 |
| 23.3 | S/G | 27.4 |
| 33.5 | SA/G | 32.6 |
| 44.8 | FO% | 49.8 |
Avalanche vs Canadiens coverage
Avalanche game notes (love that these are back!)
Today in Colorado Avalanche History: 1996. Joe Sakic scores 5 assists and 6 points - both career highs - against Edmonton.
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More bizarreness from Tuesday
If you look at the magnetic schedule handed out Opening night it indicated the game wouldn’t be on altitude (despite there being indications it would be). I looked at the rest of the schedule and I only saw one other game that wasn’t (probably) on VS or NBC. So I have no idea why Tues’s game was blacked out, because other Mondays and Tuesdays (when there will be Vs games) aren’t throughout the season (presumably).
So in summary: W-T-F-?
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 8:58 AM MDT reply actions
I sent emails out to the NHL and Versus for clarification. This may shock you, but I got no response.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions
The wording on the notice
was very troubling. I just don’t get it. But it better not rear it’s ugly head (but enough on Kris Draper) again this season.
Where will you be on October 1st, 2009 at 6:45 PM Mountain Time?
by Bob in Boulder on Oct 15, 2009 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions
Budaj
I’m hoping he plays tonight so Andy will be fresh for Saturdays game vs THE RED WINGS. Unless, of course, Anderson doesn’t need a break.
GO AVS!
I don't know...
riding a goalie while he’s on and roll and cocky confident is a good thing
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions
i tried so hard to avoid too many of them, but no matter how i phrased it, it just came out with all sorts of potential (and yes, i realize i just did it again)
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
calling it now
I think tonight’s the night for Duchene
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for hopefulness
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions
that’s what i said the night hendricks got his. i guess i was channeling the “matt” part of the name…
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions
also...
i’m calling o’reilly…
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions
So that would mean Wilson gets the goal by virtue of being the other Av with Ryan as a first name.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Oct 15, 2009 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions
okay..
two TJs, two Ryans, two Kyles, two Matts…am I forgetting anyone? Did we just trade for another Wolski?? What other team has this trend going on??
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Is the other Stastny bro still out there? Maybe St. Louis would be willing to work out a deal…
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions
oh yeah, forgot about those two… definitely crazy
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions
This goes back a long ways, but I’m still hoping for a “Larry, Darryl, and Darryl” line someday.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Oct 15, 2009 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions
“Hello, my name is Larry and this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl”
CLASSIC!
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions
and Jones and Koci both seem to prefer David over Dave
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions
of course they do. it’s a good thing they go by nicknames or we’d be even more confused than we already are
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions
imagine...
if we still had McCormick
by SportsDalaiLama on Oct 15, 2009 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions
That’s a reference to prom or Lowenbrau right?
by Dario on Oct 15, 2009 10:12 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Win one for my 3-year-old, who is currently on the IR with (H1N1) swine flu. I believe I have it as well, and Sara, and probably the little one too. Saves me money on shots I guess (we are all fine by the way)
the prognosis is good for all of you, I hope?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, they say it hits everyone different, and outside of a fever and a cough, we are all good. In fact, Jacob is in a better mood than he usually is (rare I tell ya).
Jacob is the only one who has tested positive (well the only one who was tested period)…but the docs assumption was that we have either already had it, have it, or will get it shortly
Hope you guys are ok and recover soon.
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions 7 recs
I'm sorry to hear this
I wondered when you said you were all sick. Hope you all get healthy again soon.
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
Has any NHL goaltender
ever played all 82 games in a season?
Where will you be on October 1st, 2009 at 6:45 PM Mountain Time?
Yes
According to the brilliant commentators for the Devils, Brodeur plays 136 games a year. And never lets in a goal.
To the Avalanche: Please stop messing with my head.
I live in Connecticut. I despise the devils. Can you tell? Right behind the Red things. Don’t get me started when they told me Brodeur was better than Roy in the 2001 finals. They also said Brodeur DESERVED to win because he was better than Roy. I am angry all over again now.
To the Avalanche: Please stop messing with my head.
Yeah
That worked out real well for them, didn’t it? Roy is and always will be greater than Broduer. We know this. Everyone else is just messed up in the head.
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
It all comes down to head – to – head, and Roy won the Conn Smythe against him.
nuff said!
Craig Anderson - Mr. Anderson - THE MATRIX !!!
by slapshotr2007 on Oct 15, 2009 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions
And the Stanley Cup!
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions
thank goodness
Saint patty is so well balanced upstairs…
I will always love the story where miss brodeur got him steamed and he promised a shutout for the rest of the series. Then was pissed he allowed a single goal in the final two games of the Stanley cup finals. Wonderfully insane.
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by wflan on Oct 15, 2009 11:38 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Very similar to the rats in Florida during the 96 finals…only that time he really did stop the rats; Florida didn’t score another goal.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Kiprusoff played 76 last year. Fleury played 70. I think you do end up playing for pretty decent stretches when you’re a undisputed #1 goalie on a team.
Colorado Avalanche: Preventing itchy playoff beards since '09
by FiveJeffFingerDiscount on Oct 15, 2009 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions
Are Hensick & Stewart going to be healthy scratches again tonight? Will Koci dare drop the mitts with big G.L.?
I can hear the announcer…“Duchene blazes past Gomez, fires the puck…GOAAL! Duchene burned a hole in Carey Price’s net…” (Price throws his helmet down on the ice, and the crowd is silent).
Stastny
tonight is his 200th NHL game
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 10:15 AM MDT reply actions
Wow, it is crazy to think he has been around for so long. I love how he refers to the new rookies as ‘kids’.
Craig Anderson - Mr. Anderson - THE MATRIX !!!
by slapshotr2007 on Oct 15, 2009 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions
fun trivia
without looking, can you name the two Avs tied for the team lead in shots?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 10:20 AM MDT reply actions
crazy, eh?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
Wow
never would have guessed
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions
No
but I know the name of the goalie who leads the league in PIM! ha-ha
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
It is – Craig “Get out of my f**king crease!” Anderson
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
I bet everyone loves that temper as much as I do.
Budaj just isn´t that type of character. Budaj´s composed and reasonable.
Andy is more of a hothead and a Rock N Roll kinda guy, oogling icegirls and beating on anyone with a different jerseys who gets in his crease.
Budaj´s composed and reasonable
Which is what makes him a perfect back up.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions
Kind of like a super hero and his side kick!
Craig Anderson - Mr. Anderson - THE MATRIX !!!
by slapshotr2007 on Oct 15, 2009 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn’t take a stupid penalty at a critical time in the game that costs the Avs a win, I don’t really care what he does.
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
It´s a learning year for the entire team. Andy pretty much also is a rookie (It’s his FIRST year as a starting goalie). Go easy on the team and you’ll never be disappointed when ‘rookie mistakes’ happen.
Anderson's temper
could be both a strength and a weakness. If I were the coach of an opposing team, I would instruct my players to get under his skin to set him off. I remember the early Edmonton game last year where Roloson was so preoccupied with Smyth that he let him get under his skin and distract him from his game. Anderson may have to learn to walk that fine line of being edgy but still in control. Then again, maybe he already knows this about himself and I am just making up crap to post. :-)
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
you have a great point. i think that was roy’s biggest problem. his psycho nature was a huge benefit…until it became a liability.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions
I was thinking Wolski and Tucker….
I will say I got one right, won’t say which.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Liles & Quincy
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions
Wolski I'm sure is one
And since you said it’s fun, I’m assuming it’s someone surprising. So…
Tucker?
Wolski is correct. not Tucker though
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Really. I’m gonna guess Tucker with an 80% scoring rate. He can’t possibly have that many SOG but is scoring anyway…
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
Hannan? 100%?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions
wow – he’s managed to get two shots on net? amazing. he might have to drop out of Rob Blake’s School Of Terrible Aim
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
Highest percentage
Wouldn’t be something crazy like Darcy Tucker, with 38% would it?
Or Davy Jones (Yar) with 44%
It's hard to be a saint in this city
This guy's a dip-shit...
Mark Jones (Bleacher Report) on Power Rankings:
20. Colorado Avalanche (4-1-1, 9 pts)
It’s been quite a start for the Avs against a tough schedule, but I really don’t think they will be able to ride this momentum for very much farther.
It’s been quite a start for the Avs against a tough schedule, but I really don’t think they will be able to ride this momentum for very much farther.
Is that a quote?
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
Yes, Mark Jones’ Power Rankings, from the Bleacher Report…
The Canadian Press has us at #5, where we belong. The fact that people are skeptical about the Av’s unexpected performance is irrelevant…
Don't care about power rankings
And especially the bleacher report.
(Honestly, I think Bleacher report is some of the worst blogging out there. They are shallow, and most every time I head to their site is because someone took offense to something stupid they said. I haven’t found anything worthwhile at that site ever.)
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions
I had to laugh last night when I was talking with Marty McSorley. Right after the 2-0 start, I made a comment about how good the Avs looked and what a surprise Duchene and O’Reilly were with their maturity, etc. He brushed it off by saying not to get too excited about it cuz it wouldn’t last. So this week, he comes into the locker rooom all happy about the Kings and I pointed out who was ahead of them in the standings. Again, he says, “Yeah but…” and proceeded to explain how veterans like Blake hit their stride a few months in and the young guys will be all tired out in January, thus leading the Avs tanking. I wanted to counter with, “So is that what’s happened to the Kings all these years?” but I didn’t cuz, well, I was going out on the ice with him to scrimmage in a few minutes. Bruises don’t become me. lol.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:13 AM MDT up reply actions
he’s not coaching any more?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions
he does clinics and charity events. i’m working with him to establish a private/small clinic instruction/coaching practice. it’s fun. he’s actually a very nice guy, quite soft spoken really. and very appreciative and thankful for what he has and has had in his life. he’s also an incredible instructor. i’ve learned more from him in the past couple of months than i did in over a year of other clinics.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions
Just got your message from Facebook… Jeff was like WTF is this? Haha… Your boyfriend looks very handsome.
Baby snakes, Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes, Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink n wet, They make the best kinda pet... Baby, Baby Snakes
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions
lol. i was afraid someone else might be in charge of that and say, WTF?? and yes, my bf is handsome. don’t we make the cutest couple too??
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Anderson is in net
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 11:35 AM MDT reply actions
i like this format for game days
it’s a good place for discussion leading up to the game, but a clean break for new topics once it starts.
I think the coolest thing about a preview thread is that we want to be talking to each other; making jokes and posting trivia.
We really are a community here and it’s awesome.
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
by texacogirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
hear hear!
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions
I’m going to watch the game closely, tonight, so I can pretend like I know what you’re all talking about (when you talk about the team’s pros and cons)…
Good thing I like hockey and not just the Avs….there’s always a game on this time of year.
The Olympic break might suck though, they seem to forget about hockey….
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions
1996. Joe Sakic scores 5 assists and 6 points – both career highs – against Edmonton.
/sigh
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 11:59 AM MDT reply actions
that “get the F#@ing hell out of my crease or I will F#@ing kill you” look?
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah yeah yeah. html is for losers.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey now
I resent that.
html is for geeks and nerds. Not losers.
Thought some geeks/nerds may also be losers…
I was going to say that
They have the same kind of tenacity.
I wonder how Neo acts while in the locker room?
It would be awesome if he brings that tenacity during intermissions.
Just hope he doesn’t go ape shit in the coaches office and put his goalie stick through the TV.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions
I wonder how Neo acts while in the locker room?
WHY?! Why Neo?! Didn’t we have this discussion? We can’t ruin Andy with that name.
by canned on Oct 15, 2009 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Becuase he is THE ONE…. (that just happened)
Mr. Anderson - THE ONE
by slapshotr2007 on Oct 15, 2009 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Whoa

I have a thing against Keanu… Aside from his lack of an ability to act and his inability to speak any phrase without following it with “whoa”… Well, does there actually need to be an aside to that?
Hey now
That’s exactly how it seems Anderson acts when in the presence of ice girls.
Plus, he seems to incorporate kung-fu with his saves.
It seems to fit him perfectly.
As much as I love our desperation when it comes to needing goaltending and we hope he’s our savior, the association with Keanu is just too much for a guy I want to like.
Other savior references welcome, though. For example, theres always Jesus. Or the Ice Girls reference, chick magnet or something?
Craig… Anderson… Andy…. CAndy? Candy cane (in your best Buffalo Bill voice).
So we go from Pimp Cane to Candy Cane. I could live with that ;)
In protest of adulthood
how long till the classic “you’ve been in my crease too long, I’m going to slash you in the back of the knees” move when footer isn’t availible
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by wflan on Oct 15, 2009 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
just rips liles and footer in the room
as Sacco sits back and sucks back some Gatorade…
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
jibblekopfed
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Your making me lost now
Did you mean the jibblekopf?
It’s when someone types a response, but forgets to hit the reply button under the comment they are replying to, thus creating a new comment thread.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:27 PM MDT reply actions
scary
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Me too. My first thought has been "how in the world could you rescue him)
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions
this was my first thought, but he’s 6. You’d have to get someone to climb down it, and not sure how many copters could go to 7k feet.
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
and google to the rescue: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_maximum_altitude_that_a_helicopter_can_achieve
in short, depends on the helicopter but many can do it.
National guard has launched a copter…
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Though now I’m sure it’s more to search the flight path for the boy…
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions
could you swing the ladder enough though to get under the balloon into the “cockpit”
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Little late on the reply, since the balloon is already down, but you’d have a hard time with a helicopter more than likely, since the downward force from the blades would likely push the balloon away…
Colorado Avalanche: Preventing itchy playoff beards since '09
by FiveJeffFingerDiscount on Oct 15, 2009 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah
Hot air balloon. was my second thought
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Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
chipolte to the rescue! they can feed him and rescue him at the same time! (bad form to joke about this?)
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-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
(bad form to joke about this?)
not until it becomes a tragedy….
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions
it sounded funny as hell...
until the whole “he probably fell out” and “it won’t withstand a crash” bit. now not so funny.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions
I didn’t see the “probably fell out” bit.
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions
Something about the door being open…..so he’s probably fallen out.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Hmm
not in the CNN story
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Third paragraph…
Since the door on the balloon was unlocked, it’s possible the boy had fallen out, Martinez said.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions
ugh. landed, no one inside
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Yea, just read the update…yikes?
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions
uh oh
not good.
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Got Faux News on waiting for an update…(and the FNC’s blaming this on Obama"
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and the FNC’s blaming this on Obama"
You being facetious or serious?
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions
It’s a joke, If I was watching MSNBC< then I would have joked how they’ll blame it on Bush.
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Ok
You never know though (I have no respect for Fox News or MSNBC, and very little for CNN to be honest).
But I could just see them saying that Obama’s science education push caused this curiosity run amok
Of course I could see MSNBC blaming Bush for causing folks to do rogue science research
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions
I’m the same way, I LOATHE corporate news. Fox is too Republican, MSNBC is too communist and CNN is too in the bag for the Democrats, except Lou Dobbs, but I’m convinced Dobbs is a member of some “white-power” group.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
i’ve always found anderson cooper to be one of the few non douche tools CNN has
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
Really? He of the “THE MINERS ARE ALIVE!!!! I was eavesdropping on phone conversations and heard it!”
Only to report later that was was completely wrong. Anderson Cooper is one of the BIGGEST douche-tools
uh..how about wolf blitzer??
if anything because his name is wolf..how badass is that?
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
well i think we can all agree that if there weren’t douche tools like O’Rilley we wouldn’t have guys like Colbert?
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
I can’t wait to see who does a show to parody Glen Beck or Keith Oberman. lol
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CNN
I never found it in the bag for Dems, but I find it way too sensationalistic. It’s gotten better, but Brittney Spears sister getting prego was front page news for like 3 days, while important crap was buried.
I like BBC Americas (obvious British slant, but I wouldn’t expect more) but they do a superb job of covering international stuff.
Also “News” networks have blurred the line between opinion and news so much. It used to be op-ed was seperate, now the news shows make op-ed part of it. It’s hard to tell what’s actual news and what’s opinion
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions
hell, BBC anything gets an A +
they report on the rest of the world that cnn or fox or whoever just ‘forget’ you know, the actual NEWS
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
I love CBC News and BBC News…it’s the only place I can go find real American news..
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up here some of us think CTV are in Harpers back pocket, and that the CBC are slightly more left leaning (hence Harper’s cuts to them)
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
I somehow doubt we are going to find an objective station anywhere. Its against human nature, and against the interests of those catering to human nature. I just try to take what I can get. Watch it all and draw my own conclusions.
Thanks Joe...
Thats why I only get my info from the Daily Show and Colbert. nice to see a pair of hard working, diligent, non-baised young gentlemen sharing all the news thats fit to print.
Thanks Joe...
by mfured20 on Oct 15, 2009 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Everyone’s biased, it just depends on how you want to tell it..
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They stopped that joke…it really wasn’t taking off very well.
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Only because NPR tried to report it and drained it of all its wonderful humor. Ever heard a nice, even, logical voice attempting to read Onion articles aloud? It was pretty terrible.
Thanks Joe...
I like NPR a lot. Despite it’s rep, especially among Conservatives, I find it to be the least biased.
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 15, 2009 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions
I hate it just on the fact that if I say something wrong on the air, I have to fund the damn thing!
If you guys knew the truth about how much money NPR has, you’d turn it off during the donation drives.
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Ha, who says I dont turn it off during donation drives? The only publicly supported station that gets my money is KUVO, Your Jazz Oasis in the City!
Thanks Joe...
I’m still pissed at em because they took the classical station off and turned it into jazz.
Plus, all the FCC fines go to pay the FCC idiot and then the rest go to fund NPR.
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I have always like NPR. Sure its biased, but so is everything else. At least its biased more-or-less toward my own way of thinking
Thanks Joe...
and MSNBC….although, I’m convinced that only wack jobs watch that station….it’s a joke.
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and those who watch fox news...
are the ones competent enough for rational thought /sarcasm
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
Although, there’s about to be a small riot for Faux News viewers…they may have to run over Glen Beck.
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This Warms My Heart...
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/raiders_achieve_first_down
Too bad Al Daivs isn’t alive anymore…he wouldn’t have let this team suck this hard.
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landed now. need update on the boy
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions
On Faux News...
there is a chance something fell out of the balloon was going up…which could be damn good news.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
cnn reported that too, about an hour ago, before it landed.
however, from our friends at channel 7 -
“The family reported Falcon could not be found when the balloon lifted off. His older brother told his parents that he saw Falcon climb into the balloon and the balloon lifted off, Larimer County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Kathy Messick said.
The boy’s home and neighborhood were immediately searched and there was no sign of the boy, leading everyone to believe the boy had climbed into the craft.
“I got the impression the boy was part of the balloon when it lifted off,” a neighbor told reporters who were gathered outside the Heene family home in Fort Collins."
Thanks Joe...
"I got the impression the boy was part of the balloon when it lifted off,"
You know, without the context, this makes it sound like the kid merged with the craft.
Also, The kid’s name is Falcon? That is equal parts awesome and hilarious.
Also, The kid’s name is Falcon? That is equal parts awesome and hilarious.
+1 True dat
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have you seen the wife swap video of the dad? the name falcon seems to fit right in…
his website: http://www.thepsyiencedetectives.com/
first video under “Press/TV news stories” is him on wife swapping, or whatever its called, spouse-swap-for-a-week…
Thanks Joe...
got it
apparently im now enshrined in MHH lore…or stupidity
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
no worry. our stupidity wing is a very spacious building
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Well the term “jibblekopf” is named two of our more….Infamous members. So you really won’t be enshrined until you get your own term named after you. Right now you’re just following in their footsteps.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions
im assumes Jibs and the other guy were masters of doing that?
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
Yep, Jibblescribits and hopfenkopf FTW
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions
don’t worry! we have a glossary full of MHH terms that you’ll wan..oh wait. yeah, sorry, that’s going to take two more seasons to compile and release.
(long standing joke about something to do with the 19 top avs ever or something)
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-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm still convinced
He got notice from Super Joe, so he would time the final post alongside the speech.
Very Upset...
wasnt on the thread to actually witness the dual-jibblekopf
by SportsDalaiLama on Oct 15, 2009 2:06 PM MDT reply actions
congrats
i made my first big blunder on Pinstripe Alley…i responded to someones post and thought i knew them but it wasnt the person i thought it was lol
by SportsDalaiLama on Oct 15, 2009 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Dang
Well, story goes he dated one twin, and didn’t realize at first since he never met her family.
One day he runs into her twin in the halls at school, and gives her a big kiss.
Got a huge slap, and her friends were just laughing the whole time.
Not that long of a story, but I still laugh hysterically at it.
There is more to it
But I forgot most of the aftermath from it, except that they broke up somewhat due to it.
im at the carwash getting my truck washed
And I’m wondering if you took every living thing and calculated the total amount of poop/second in pounds what it would be
Baby snakes, Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes, Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink n wet, They make the best kinda pet... Baby, Baby Snakes
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
you really do have issues
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions
I’ll do the calculations:
Human Poop
6 Billion humans*0,5kg a day * 1 poop a day / 86400 seconds in a day = 34722.2 kg/s of human poop
Dogs
89.5 Million dogs in world’s biggest country * 0,1 kg a day * 4 poops a day/ 86400 = 27777.8 kg/s of dogturds
You do the rest.
Look
This is ‘Merica. You don’t go spoutin’ off ‘bout no kill-o-gramz in ’Merica, K? It’s POUNDS, and not them stupid Britain pounds. Imma talkin’ ’bout ’Merican pounds!
"I know everyone has their own opinion, but your opinion is wrong. "
I want to know if it is more or less than say like niagra falls
Baby snakes, Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes, Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink n wet, They make the best kinda pet... Baby, Baby Snakes
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 2:25 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
i’m thinking you need some ice girl action. just sayin…
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"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions
the world would be a better place
if we all got a little ice girl action…
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
btw, this is my only argument to keep hockey in the south.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
so
looks like I’m going to be getting a new job at work. it’s like 95% official, enough that word is leaking out that I’m leaving the dept.
we work with one guy who is nosey, annoying AND has zero common sense. so, we have carefully floated a rumor that I am leaving to coach in the AHL. He bought it.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 2:29 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
yep. once a coworker whispered the rumor to him, it took him 12 seconds to come over to my desk to ask about it. lots of fun.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions
heh. more lateral than a promotion, although it should be a bit of a raise. it’s official – I start the week after next.
unfortunately, I should be a bit busier and may not have as much time during the day to hang out here. not quite pulling a Joe, though…
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions
hey DDC
I may actually have a spare ticket to the flyers game Nov 23rd. if you make it here it’s yours…15th row… :)
Creeper offer.
All the way.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
I am the manliest manbeast of you all.

I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions
on a totally unrelated topic
since i’ve started actually posting here…i can’t watch an avs game without thinking what’s being said on here
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
accurate summary of jibbles blog
(kidding!! i read it daily..sometimes hourly)
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
ZING!
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Things to look forward to:
- Watching tonight’s game live and in progress for the first time since watching one in person (game 2) and not having to avoid all game threads, phone calls, texts, emails, random people on the street so as not to hear the score
- Seeing Duchene have a couple more breakaways and (please, oh please) get his first NHL goal
- Having a beer. Or two. Or three. It’s been a day.
- Darcy Tucker getting another point (and realizing that this is not a facetious statement)
- 4 pm. The delinquents are on fire today. Going postal would not begin to describe it.
- Doing some work on my new little Avs project…to be revealed sometime before that glossary gets published
- Having a beer. Or two. Or three. Again.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:08 PM MDT reply actions
Does this mean I can text you during the game? I don’t get to hang here. ever.
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
YUP!! = )
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Since I Decided against a Preivew...
Players to watch
David Jones (COL): Can he keep up the hot start
Josh Georges (MTL): Can he handle pretty much being in Markov’s place
Keys to the game
- Jump on them early
- Put them in the box
- Solid D.
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Pretty much…Montreal’s D sucks…we jump on them early, we should have them where we want them.
Then we have to actually play hard with a lead.
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Put them in the box
That’s what she said.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions
So
Apparently this isn’t a game thread, but rather a "I could be doing real work but it’s Thursday and I’m saying “Fuck it, interwebz tyme iz nao”’.
Nice. Real nice.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
BUBBLEGUM!!! Where have you been?? Why aren’t you flaking on responsibilities like the rest of us??
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
I work nights.
I spent 5 hours of my shift Tuesday night playing Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. I do waaaaaaay more flaking than anyone I know while on the job.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions
You do know that I really do get paid to sit here and surf the internet and wait for stuff to happen right?
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
I have no idea what you do
but if that’s actually your job description, you’re hardly slacking. I’m still the winner.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Well
My job description is to answer 911 calls and non emergent calls for public safety response ans dispatch the same. It’s just really quiet these days so they really just pay me to be awake.
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
Wow. Our jobs sounds similar.
Except the whole “911 call” part.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions
I get lots of time to study.
So naturally I play my DS.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions
that’s also like my current job (no 911 for me either)
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions
hey we discussed what normal people would at work
like kids getting trapped in helium baloons
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
speaking of which… apparently there was a battery box that the kid climbed into. it was not on the craft when it landed.
Channel 7:
“The balloon did have a box that carried batteries, she said.
“It was never intended for any more weight than the batteries that were in the compartment,” Messick said.
She described the craft as a sort of weather balloon and said it reached an altitude of 15,000 feet before it began descending.
The battery box was not attached to the balloon when it landed."
jesus.
Thanks Joe...
why did the family let the 9 news helicopter chase the balloon for 2 hours without mentioning that the battery box had clearly disconnected? This whole thing is so bizarre…
I’m supposed to be making 3d models of booze bottles. Instead im on here, facebook, and going thru my hundreds of twitters.
Bushmills and Classic if Islay down, Laphroig 12 year is up next!
Thanks Joe...
I want your job.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: too naive to think they can lose.
"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions
oooh a scotch fan
I am drinking Supernova right now. It’s 5 on the east coast.
To the Avalanche: Please stop messing with my head.
No I haven’t…. At the moment I’ve got Glenfiddich 12 and Aberlour doublecasked 12. And various Johnny Walker blends.
Moneys tight, man, I gotta make a bottle last me a couple months. Havent bought anything new in ages. Ill keep an eye out for the quarter cask tho.
Thanks Joe...
I only drink Green and Blue. And Black at the bars. And Red when I have absolutely no money.
Thanks Joe...
well i can respect that...high end stuff
i work at a liquor store, we’ve got a 250th anny JW Blue for $5000 CDN…
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
That was on sale at my local LQ store for ‘only’ 3500$… I think they raised it back up when it became apparent it wouldnt move even at that price.
Whats the exchange rate these days? I havent noticed…
Thanks Joe...
Best buy for the buck
Glen Garioch 8 or 10 year. Depending on what your store carries. Costs about 15 dollars, taste like an 18 year. Malt Advocate usually ranks it as the best buy every year. It’s also disappearing next summer.
To the Avalanche: Please stop messing with my head.
I bought the Laphroig 10 year recently, I was just randomly picking a bottle off the shelf to try something new. I have never had another Scotch like it, though I don’t mean that in a positive way. I mean, I appreciate it, I think I understand what its intended to be, but I don’t really understand the appeal.
Hopefully I haven’t just offended all the Scotch drinkers here…
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Oct 15, 2009 5:06 PM MDT up reply actions
No
I don’t particularly care for the peaty, iodine tasting islay malts either, although I do drink them from time to time. I much prefer the highland and lowland malts. My favorite recently being Macallen 12 and Balvenie 17
Get rid of the loser point
09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!
wowzers
almost 300 comments and it’s not even the GDT. my my, our little MHH is all grown up.
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"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong
by BeachNSnowGirl on Oct 15, 2009 3:26 PM MDT reply actions
Hey, I did my job today…some of us just get off at noon…ha!
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I wish I could sleep in…the only bad part about it…I’m up at 3 am.
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I have the manditory teachers prep period, and I slacked on prepping anything, but then had to go practice.
We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens -
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Oct 15, 2009 5:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Its just my day off
and I’m sickly. And my PSTriple was humming a little loud, so I decided it would be a good time to clean out the electronics.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh please… I had my truck washed today (by someone else)
There is basically a cumulative Niagra Falls of shit happening right now.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions
well it's not like i will be doing much at work tonite myself
yaay for nhl gamecentre ;)
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
lol
That got me through so many nights last season when I had to sit through work. Just watch old Avs games and remember the days when Brett Clark wasn’t so terribad.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Over 300 comments in the PREVIEW?
Cthulhu bless all of you.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
Hahahahaahaha
Just for fun. Totally safe for work, too.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
ALL YALL
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
by Joe Dunman on Oct 15, 2009 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
odds that she was chomping on a wad of gum while typing that?
There is basically a cumulative Niagra Falls of shit happening right now.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 3:55 PM MDT up reply actions
NHL Network Alert
Classic Series: 2001: Avalanche vs. Devils is on.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
lmfao
He was found in a box in the attic at his family’s Fort Collins home, according to authorities.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Somebody’s in trooooouuuuuble.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
Seriously.
They keep him in a box?
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions
He was hiding because he totally let the balloon get away. Bad Falcon!
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
I'm calling BS.
Someone else let the balloon get away as a means of drawing attention to the family just so the authorities would stumble upon the boy being kept in a box in the attic by the family.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions
man!
That balloon boy is even making headlines in Australia, they won;t shutup about him!
about 30 minutes…I’m getting pumped up watch the 2001 Cup Series.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
Whoa
Apparently I am the only member of MHH that actually works when he is at his job. =).
Hopefully #9 is not ten less than #19
I’ve been working more in my job as of late.
Right now I’m sitting in Constitutional Law totally not paying attention at all. We’re going over some case about New Jersey landfills. Exciting.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
all mafia cases, I assume?
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Surprisingly no.
City of Philadelphia v. New Jersey
State law banning the importation of garbage from other states was ruled unconstitutional under the dormant Commerce Clause.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
There was a state law...
….banning importation of garbage. What a country.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions
See, you are paying attention. You are a natural multitasker!
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
Well, I’ve already read the case, and the Prof isn’t really bringing up anything new.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
Then you are ahead and totally justified in entertaining yourself otherwise.
I was there when they lifted #19 to the rafters. Were you?
New Jersey landfills? That sounds almost as boring as being at work. It sounds like they’re doing a real good job of immunizing you against boredom before you make the plunge into the world of year-round 9 to 5 ing
I already work year-round 9-5. I go to law school in addition to that.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
Your stories of overachievement
only serve to reinforce my notion that I’m a massive failure.
Thanks.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey
All my law school classes were done for the day at 1. So I get to drink and rampantly post.
To the Avalanche: Please stop messing with my head.
Damn
It’s getting tough to keep up around here. PPP showed us the way I guess. I’ll be at work shorty, because some of us have to work to make the beer. But I’ll watch and think of you guys, and maybe even do a shot or two. Jager FTW tonight.
Get rid of the loser point
09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!
I probably won’t be here most of the game. I’m skipping out for what is apparently some of the best sushi in town.
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
I seem to recall...
well, nevermind. I’ll remember this.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions
It was an invite from Awesome girl. What am I supposed to do?
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
Oh.
You didn’t say that. It’s excused then. I just remember a million “NICE PRIORITIES” comments when I said I might miss a hockey a game. Hisssssssss
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I’ll be here for some of it so I automatically win anyway.
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
This is NOT how it works.
Anytime I’ve ever mentioned missing any portion of a game for any reason, you bring the rain. I hate girl rules overruling boy rules. Joe, can I get a rule overruling the insanity of girl rules?
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL
Mission accomplished.
An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.
I’m afraid we’re all bound by the insanity of girl rules. Except for our gay friends, who have found a loophole, so to speak. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The Avs may (or may not) suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.
This is bullshit.
I quit life. BBL.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions
that sounds great!
There is basically a cumulative Niagra Falls of shit happening right now.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions
The best sushi in town is that eaten off of naked Japanese girls. Just sayin. Or maybe naked Japanese Ice Girls.
Get rid of the loser point
09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!
I wanna know what town you get your sushi in, cause I am totally going there.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
No kidding.
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by A.J. Haefele on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I just meant
Any town, or any place. If they have that, its the best. I’ve never actually seen this done, but I volunteer my services.
Get rid of the loser point
09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!
I think you misunderstood that.
There is basically a cumulative Niagra Falls of shit happening right now.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM MDT up reply actions
I guess if there’s a bright side to the goal, it looks like it fired up the team.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Oct 15, 2009 7:45 PM MDT reply actions

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