Mile High Mailbag
We don't get submissions for an actual Mailbag segment like the big guys, but that doesn't mean our readers don't have questions. While browsing around through some of the keyword searches that have brought folks to this site, I thought I might pick a few out and see if I can proactively answer any questions the visitor(s) might have...
song at joe sakic's finale
It was Black Eyed Peas' I Gotta Feeling. It was a good song on September 30th. It is a GREAT song now.
the VS channel blacked out because comcast bought DirecTV
Well, not exactly. More like two corporate giants don't mind screwing over their customers to get what they want. Regardless, the end result is the same.
craig anderson goalie
Yes, he sure looks like one.
is denversportsradio.com still operating
I don't know, but having me on as a guest recently couldn't have helped their long-term outlook.
red wings suck
It warms my heart to think that we are making a difference on the internet.
colorado avalanche ice girls
Have I mentioned it warms my heart to think we are making a difference on the internet?
hot pictures women naked
Sorry, we usually either pixelate their faces or put some scary Avalanche logo in front of them.
ranked among the high league
He signed with Vancouver this offseason, actually.
hates keenan
Guilty as charged.
kristin chenoweth tall
???
why is tyler arnason still on avs payroll 09-10?
Thankfully, he is not. However, we are still unable to answer why he was on the Avs payroll from 2006-2008.
tyler arnason
seriously, what is wrong with you?
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Oh god I lol'd.

I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Oct 7, 2009 12:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
This should be a recurring feature on the site. It seems like a constantly replenishing source of funny.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Oct 7, 2009 1:20 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
and it almost wasn’t to be, as an earlier draft got eaten by the site issues today
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 7, 2009 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had difficulties with the site about 5 hours ago (7PM GMT+1).
by Tommelot on Oct 7, 2009 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too. something they are still working on from what I understand…
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 7, 2009 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, and it’s listing all comments as new, even if I’ve seen them before. AITOO?
by thedoctor on Oct 7, 2009 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, me too
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 7, 2009 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
this one should continue, I agree.
by thedoctor on Oct 7, 2009 1:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyler "Why won't I ever work in the NHL again" Arnason
I’m so happy about Tyler leaving our team to be honest. I still get heart-attacks whenever I see #39 on the ice, only to realise it’s okay and the skater is actually moving on the ice.
by Tommelot on Oct 7, 2009 2:09 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I found this site by typing in ‘Brazilian fart fetish porn’ ;)
This team will make the playoffs and upset the Sharks in the first round...it's our turn.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 7, 2009 2:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
and now, thanks to you, someone else might too!
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 7, 2009 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
This team will make the playoffs and upset the Sharks in the first round...it's our turn.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s from south park, i’m fairly certain they’ll take most of the hits.
This team will make the playoffs and upset the Sharks in the first round...it's our turn.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet idea! You should have seen some of the traffic I got after my infamous massage post. There are a lot of people looking for happy ending massage parlors in Denver. And the entire western coast of the States for that matter.
by ShaneG on Oct 7, 2009 4:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
At least your most hit post is funny
Mine was the one where I stumbled upon a french language report about Luke bourdon’s death. It still is one of the top searches for me, and makes me sad every time i see it.
The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Oct 7, 2009 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still remember that day. As soon as I saw the news, I got up and left work, I was just so surprised. Sad, sad day. Then the tribute to him on opening night..it gets me every time. Hell, I’m choking up a bit here just typing this.
by ShaneG on Oct 7, 2009 5:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact they used a Black Eyed peas song in Joes retirement kills the whole thing for me. I hate that song and that band with a passion rivalling my hatred of Detroit, ’Global Warming Experts," Politicians. And of course, Megan Fox
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
by Savage33 on Oct 8, 2009 3:31 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
And her giant thumbs…it takes me back to the “Man Hands” episode of Seinfeld
by chiavsfan on Oct 8, 2009 5:37 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Megan Fox
You were looking at her hands?
It's hard to be a saint in this city
by Nemesis44UK on Oct 8, 2009 7:06 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t find her to be at all attractive…more annoying and untalented
by chiavsfan on Oct 8, 2009 7:10 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
agree
She’s a wanna be, and extremely less talented, Angelina Jolie. As I told Shane yesterday, If I want to look at a very hot crazy chick, I’ll check Jolie out in “Original Sin”
The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Oct 8, 2009 7:12 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Both of these posts are rec’d for pure truthiness.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
by Savage33 on Oct 9, 2009 2:38 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
song at joe sakic’s finale
It was Black Eyed Peas’ I Gotta Feeling. It was a good song on September 30th. It is a GREAT song now.
I wholly disagree. I think the music was completely lame, and managed to turn the entire ceremony into a cheese fest. I was embarrassed watching that…and I think Joe was, too.
Joe Sakic.
by BraxtanFILM on Oct 8, 2009 1:03 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Well
most ceremonies are cheesefests
The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Oct 8, 2009 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Sakic
was probably more embarrassed by the fact that everyone was making such a fuss over him, although I do believe he was also pretty moved by the love fest.
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
by hockeymom on Oct 8, 2009 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it edged towards cheesy, but it still worked.
by thedoctor on Oct 8, 2009 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I honestly couldn’t hear much of it for all the cheering!
by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 8, 2009 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once again rec’d for pure truthiness
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
by Savage33 on Oct 9, 2009 2:39 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

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