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/shudders
reading that – with all of the injuries listed one after the other – brings back horrible memories from last year.
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 12:59 PM MST reply actions
Yeh
Speaking of last year, kinda strange to be excited about Tucker’s return… But it’s a good strange, like climbing the rope in gym.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart
Or a good strange ....
like ice girls.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Nov 10, 2009 3:18 PM MST up reply actions
I see what you did there. And in the other threads. I’m on to you, BiB!
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 3:24 PM MST up reply actions
Please just don’t keep respecting me less. I keed I keed. Sort of. I mean, we’re all horn dogs to some degree. Am I right or am I right guys? Who’s got my back here?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Nov 10, 2009 3:53 PM MST up reply actions
I only read playboy for the articles.
This team will make the playoffs and upset the Sharks in the first round...it's our turn.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 10, 2009 4:21 PM MST up reply actions
Wait, you mean there’s something besides articles in “Playboy”?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 10, 2009 8:10 PM MST up reply actions
if that’s all…Reader’s Digest has jokes as well…
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 10, 2009 10:13 PM MST up reply actions
riiiight
like you’d choose RD over PH or PB, mr. undressing-in-the-stands guy
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 10:31 PM MST up reply actions
So now that the avs are limping towards having all their defense men healthy, what happens? Cumiskey at wing-my choice? Waive someone, is anyone trade-able that the avs want to move? The avs are going to have too man Defensemen (knock on wood) its a good problem to have they say, well until you have it.
This team will make the playoffs and upset the Sharks in the first round...it's our turn.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 10, 2009 4:24 PM MST reply actions
Cumiskey at wing
I’m not a big fan, but I’d rather put him there and use him instead of scratching him. He’d certainly be more useful there than Koci has been.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2009 4:44 PM MST up reply actions
Interesting thought. Put Duchene, Jones and Cumiskey together and form the Roadrunner line.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 5:03 PM MST up reply actions
Though Cumisky has been able to beat everybody back to clean up his own mistakes.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 10, 2009 8:11 PM MST up reply actions
I never stop loving that freaking kid for doing that. I will replay that shit over and over. I wonder what the players on the other team think when he comes screaming past them. lol.
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 8:22 PM MST up reply actions
I wonder if he goes by them say “meep, meep”
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 10, 2009 8:31 PM MST up reply actions
god i hope so!!!!
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 10, 2009 8:40 PM MST up reply actions
He’d probably be my second-favorite player ever if he did.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Nov 10, 2009 10:59 PM MST up reply actions
No. But I could call him “Road Runner” instead of “Wheels”, especially when he makes opposition players look like the coyote.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 11, 2009 9:06 AM MST up reply actions
Pretty sure that Phoenix would be obliged to forfeit all games in which this line skated.
Are anvils allowed on the ice? TNT?
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
Rockets strapped to the back of the players?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 11, 2009 9:07 AM MST up reply actions
Those are all illegal, but I’m not sure about giant slingshots.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 11, 2009 10:43 AM MST up reply actions
If it isn't in the rulebook
In my mind it’s legal.
There’s no rule stating you can’t strap a rocket to your skates. Therefore I say it’s legal.
2009-2010 Avalanche: The memo the experts about sucking sent was lost en route.



















