What's funner than a Rick Roll? Pretty much everything. Everything, that is, but another edition of the Mile High Mailbag. Since we don't get real letters here like the big boys, we answer imaginary questions based on real search words people used to get to this fine site.
"ben guite" mustache
Totally boss. Sadly, it has left the building.
I'm a Sophie Marceau guy myself. Thanks for asking. Wait, you weren't talking about Huet, were you?
the moore brothers suck
Get the fuck away from our website, Todd
i hate avalanche
That goes for you too, Brad.
naked hot women
Another disappointed masturbater
jim carrey beard
Her name is Jenny McCarthy
Unfortunately, not on the radar.
ryan oreilly nickname radar
Speaking of radar.
is a zetterberg the same as a forsberg
You're joking, right?
hi she it does
I have no idea what this means, but the first result of the search (which was in TURKISH) sends you here. The second sends you to MHH. The second result sends you to a page title "High-income women get more oral sex. Maybe." I honestly have no idea how the googles made that happen, but it makes me smile.
kyle cumiskey photo
It can be done, but I recommend a really high shutter speed. Otherwise, you're just going to get a blur.
florida panthers ice dancers
Reportedly, they are quite mesmerizing.
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Let's just say, right now, it's not so bright you gotta wear shades.
how many teeth does milan hejduk have
I truly hope whomever landed here searching for the answer to that question has decided to stay. They would fit right in.