Mile High Mailbag
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 8:00 AM MST
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What's funner than a Rick Roll? Pretty much everything. Everything, that is, but another edition of the Mile High Mailbag. Since we don't get real letters here like the big boys, we answer imaginary questions based on real search words people used to get to this fine site.
"ben guite" mustache
Totally boss. Sadly, it has left the building.
french beauty
I'm a Sophie Marceau guy myself. Thanks for asking. Wait, you weren't talking about Huet, were you?
the moore brothers suck
Get the fuck away from our website, Todd
i hate avalanche
That goes for you too, Brad.
naked hot women
Another disappointed masturbater
demotivational
He signed recently with Dinamo Riga of the KHL. And boy, you should have seen his reaction!
jim carrey beard
Her name is Jenny McCarthy
darren haydar
Unfortunately, not on the radar.
ryan oreilly nickname radar
Speaking of radar.
is a zetterberg the same as a forsberg
You're joking, right?
hi she it does
I have no idea what this means, but the first result of the search (which was in TURKISH) sends you here. The second sends you to MHH. The second result sends you to a page title "High-income women get more oral sex. Maybe." I honestly have no idea how the googles made that happen, but it makes me smile.
kyle cumiskey photo
It can be done, but I recommend a really high shutter speed. Otherwise, you're just going to get a blur.
florida panthers ice dancers
Reportedly, they are quite mesmerizing.
tj hensick hockeysfuture
Let's just say, right now, it's not so bright you gotta wear shades.
how many teeth does milan hejduk have
I truly hope whomever landed here searching for the answer to that question has decided to stay. They would fit right in.
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From the looks of it, there are a lot of deeply disappointed Googlers in the world.
Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.
MHH: Disappointing pervs one one-handed google search at a time
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 8:25 AM MST up reply actions
lol
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 8:27 AM MST up reply actions
demotivational
He signed recently with Dinamo Riga of the KHL. And boy, you should have seen his reaction!
His reaction was as follows
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h4/tuuk17/ArnyHawks.jpg
Then someone said…no, really…to which his reaction was:
Then someone said, but you will make money to basically do nothing…to which he replied:
when asked what the weather was like, he then replied.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 AM MST up reply actions
looks like he blue himself
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 10:51 AM MST up reply actions
Hehehe, you like Arrested Development?
by Sandie Gauthier on Nov 13, 2009 12:10 PM MST up reply actions
probably my favorite show of all time
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 12:17 PM MST up reply actions
It;s great show. Anytime I need a laugh it’s the first one I gravitate towards. I’m very much looking forward to the movie.
by Sandie Gauthier on Nov 13, 2009 12:38 PM MST up reply actions
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to…
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] … even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It’s out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: …and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
by Sandie Gauthier on Nov 13, 2009 9:43 PM MST up reply actions
every time i see this
i keep thinking “Blue Man Group”
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 2:01 PM MST up reply actions
Except the “Blue Man Group” is actually pretty cool.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 13, 2009 2:47 PM MST up reply actions
I find them to be lame at best. But that is my personal opinion, of course.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 3:10 PM MST up reply actions
what’s wrong with the blue man group???
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 3:17 PM MST up reply actions
I just find the concept to be odd and not in a good way. I don’t find them enjoyable to watch at all.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 3:23 PM MST up reply actions
BTW, the “beard” joke brought serious LULZ.
Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.
DDC is on fire lately!
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 9:14 AM MST reply actions
Like the bag of Bertuzzi about to be placed on his doorstep.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Nov 13, 2009 9:15 AM MST up reply actions
Bertuzzi saying "I eat my own poop"
is sort of redundant isn’t it?
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
I’m a Sophie Marceau guy myself
No Marion Cotillard love?
P.S. Let me know if this photo thing doesn’t work. I’m not very good at it.
Yup
pretty damn hot.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 10:22 AM MST up reply actions
She’s nice, but she’s no Sophie Marceau.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
Meh, she doesn’t do it for me…
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 13, 2009 2:52 PM MST up reply actions
“High-income women get more oral sex. Maybe.”
Makes “hi she it does” make more sense.
All at once, the clouds are parted
Light streams down in bright unbroken beams...
by Pinchy The Lobster on Nov 13, 2009 10:18 AM MST reply actions
I was looking for ‘Hot naked midgets’ saw this site and decided to stay.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 11:32 AM MST reply actions
I was looking for “how to improve my mini golf score” saw this site and decided to stay.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
You must be mistaken.
There are no pants here.
Which made the in real life season opener more than a bit awkward….
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
wait, I thought I got a free pair of pants for signing up?
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM MST up reply actions
Kyle Cumiskey
I was at the Canucks game in Nov 2007 (where we lost in overtime :/ )
I was sitting next to two girls who either knew or were related to Kyle Cumiskey and I took extra photos for them
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wflan/sets/72157603054336557/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wflan/1944968627/in/set-72157603054336557/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wflan/1945927892/in/set-72157603054336557/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wflan/1945967020/in/set-72157603054336557/
Aaand for god measure, back when Johnny had a hot pocket, before he put it on the shelf for a year
P.S. I still don’t get that nickname…
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Hot Pocket nickname
Liles did an Altitude commercial in which he refused to share his hot pocket with Kyle Keefe.
I have heard tell, however, that he is very generous with his hot pocket when it comes to Beachie.
Thus, the Hot Pocket name.
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
And what a sizable hot pocket it is, too.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 1:08 PM MST up reply actions
i thought hot pockets were measured by weight...
Would you say that Johnny’s hot pocket is particularly notable for its heft?
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by wflan on Nov 13, 2009 1:28 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
actually, rather than being known for weight (or heft, as you say) i think it’s more about how well they satisfy. his does exceptionally well in that area.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 1:44 PM MST up reply actions
my increasingly ancient 30d
Gits er done. Its old and eight mp but still. I shot those with a 17-55 I think.
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by wflan on Nov 14, 2009 1:22 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
this doesn't really belong here
but I don’t feel like posting a fanshot: http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=298104
Fabian Brunnstrom is available. He’s a young, scoring LW with plenty of size and speed, but needs a change of scenery. Dallas can’t take any salary in return though, with Hicks’ money situation.
I vote Stoa for Brunnstrom.
I am down w/ Brunnstrom
but in NO CIRCUMSTANCE for Stoa.
Stoa belongs on Galiardi’s/Radar’s wing.
Brunnstrom for a 3rd & a 6th. If they don’t want salary, cool. Take a coupla picks.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
I’d actually be ok with that, you have to give something up to get something.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM MST up reply actions
OK
but I don’t want Brunnstrom even NEARLY that bad.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
I’m not nearly as high on Stoa as you. I have no issues trading a slow probable bottom 6er (where we’re well stocked anyways) for a potential top 6 winger.
Brunnstrom has been up for what, parts of 3 seasons? He’s a nice 2nd/3rd line winger, no doubt.
I’m simply not convinced that Stoa has even begun to show what he has in him and though he was not the fastest guy on the ice in the preseason, I think that some time in the A will do him worlds of good and believe that he can be a Ryan Smyth type guy on one of our top lines (on Dutchie’s wing? That would be sweet.).
I have no doubts about what happens when Clark leaves (we have a surfeit of current and upcoming defensemen), I’m just not willing to walk away from Stoa a few months out of college. Not for Brunnstrom straight up at least.
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This is Brunnstrom’s 2nd year in the NHL.
What is it about Stoa’s game that leads to believe he has so much untapped potential? I’ve watched him in college, watched him at camps…every time I come away unimpressed.
It’s not so much about walking away from Stoa to me, it’s swapping for a prospect that better fits our needs. Brunnstrom is a goalscorer and has the speed to play with Duchene, Stoa is not a goalscorer nor is he fast.
Looking at Brunnstrom (and I’ll readily admit that it’s only been over the course of +/- 10 games between this year and last), the thing that continually strikes me is that he is, in my opinion, a slightly taller, heavier, Svatos.
That isn’t even fair per se, since Svats now plays some appreciable defense (not particularly well, mind you), but Brunnstrom is damned near as bad at playing defense as Tucker was last year. He just doesn’t give a shit.
I’m not here to tell you that Stoa is the next Iginla, I just don’t know that I want to give him up to get what seems to me to be the carbon copy of a guy that drives both you & me to distraction with his failure to live up to his potential.
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dear interwebs
How is Frostberg formed?
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by wflan on Nov 13, 2009 1:29 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Unrelated..
but i was too lazy to post anywhere else
Per AD
Milan Hejduk skated today on a line with Duchene and, barring any setbacks to his back overnight, will return to the lineup against the Canucks in a game Joe Sacco called a "must win."
we’re 20 games in…and it’s a must win…PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS PEOPLE!!
THE WHEELS!!!!!!!
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
Milan Hejduk skated today on a line with Duchene
let’s emphasize the really cool part of that sentence, shall we?
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 1:45 PM MST up reply actions
indeed.
thank god. if that’s true, I’m guessing something like…
Wolski – Stastny – Jones
Hejduk – Duchene – Svatos
because you know Sacco hard on for Svatos – Duchene doesn’t know how to quit them.
If I had my druthers, I’d do:
Wolski – Stastny – Jones
Hejduk – Duchene – Hensick
just to see what would happen. I’d certianly like to see Duchene and Hensick skate together a little regardless.
McLeod/Duchene/Hedjuk
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 1:59 PM MST up reply actions
it would be interesting to see Wolski/SoS/Svatos, Stastny could be the one guy on this team to get Svats going.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 2:01 PM MST up reply actions
or O’Reilly
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 2:02 PM MST up reply actions
i actually liked svaots with dutchy last game..i could be the minority though
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
i like svats with duchene. i would just like to see a veteran like the Duke on the line as well. dutchy needs to relax a bit when it comes to scoring. i think hejduk could help him with it.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 2:12 PM MST up reply actions
true, if any one can tell dutchy to grip the stick a little looser, it would be duke
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
i’m not even gonna go there with this one…but what a freaking set up!
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 2:20 PM MST up reply actions
i never even thought of that till now…and im going to revert my mind to 2:14 when i wrote it..
Make Me A Milkshake, Malkin! - Mike Lange
haven’t they played together all season?
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 2:26 PM MST up reply actions
No. Hejduk’s been playing with Stastny.
by c0nquistad0rian on Nov 13, 2009 3:43 PM MST up reply actions
I liked what I saw of the Wolski – Stastny – Jones line last game.
I’d really like to see:
Tucker – Duchene – Hejduk
Gotta agree with AUD’s comment below that I think O’Reilly could get Svatos going. But, that would give the team the third line of: McLeod – O’Reilly – Svatos and I don’t like the look of that, considering that those two line mates didn’t seem to work out with Duchene together.
But, when Galiardi comes back from injury, I would like a look of: Galiardi – O’Reilly – Svatos. I remember reading about some Galiardi – Svatos chemistry in the preseason and that hasn’t forgotten me.
by c0nquistad0rian on Nov 13, 2009 3:47 PM MST up reply actions
Speaking of Galiardi...
from that same AD blog:
Tom Preissing also may make his season debut, but Sacco said he’s still deciding on that.
Galiardi also is well ahead of schedule, may even return next week. Liles did not practice.
Sounds like he may be back sooner rather than later.
I’m also interested to see if Preissing plays. Liles is eligible to come off of the IR. But I wonder if him not practicing is a sign that he may not be ready or if they are just taking extra precautions with him. With 7 healthy defensemen, there’s no need to rush him. But before Liles returns, the question becomes: Do you invest in the now or later? Do you get Preissing some playing time now to get him back upto the speed of the NHL game? Or do you keep investing in your prospect, Ryan WiIson, and get him as many games of NHL experience as he can get this season before he inevitably becomes the odd man out (barring trade) and is assigned back to the AHL once the other defensemen are healthy?
by c0nquistad0rian on Nov 13, 2009 3:53 PM MST up reply actions
if Liles isn’t practicing, I doubt he plays
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 13, 2009 5:37 PM MST up reply actions
I want to see Preissing. Despite his down seasons, I was more excited about him than Quincey when I got over losing Smyth. That sounds crazy now, but I still remember all the hype around him from the CC/early Sharks days. Wilson’s gotten a good showing. It’s time to learn just how much value we got back from dumping Smyth’s contract. I feel like anything TP does now is icing on the cake after Quincey’s start.
Easy answer to this problem.
Either Clark to DAL for Brunnstrom straight up or…
Clark to anybody who will take him for a 2nd and a 5th/6th.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
is he worth that much?
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 PM MST up reply actions
I’d take a 3rd & 4th.
and the cap relief….
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
3rd & a 7th and you got a deal.
I will bust Dwight’s ass personally if we extend that tosser.
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i actually wouldn't be opposed to it
for the right price. Clark’s a good bottom pairing guy at least. if he went back to his 1.5m salary, i’d be fine with that.
Clark is OK on a bottom pairing, I guess,
but I would be very upset to see him take a slot from an Elliott, Shattenkirk, Wilson, etc. next year (or even this year, to be honest).
I believe that the best thing Clark can do for the Avs is to get us a pick/prospect or two come the trade deadline.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - We really suck, it's just that we didn't get the memo.
I really believe Clark will have some value to another team. He truly is fearless when it comes to blocking shots. He’s also done a lot better this year (altho still not great) both with clearing the puck and taking it into the offensive zone. There’s a team out there that needs him.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM MST up reply actions
I agree it’s about damn time.
Ryan O'Reilly for the Calder.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Nov 13, 2009 1:58 PM MST up reply actions
"ben guite" mustache
Unless there are lots of people looking for it, that was probably me. I had a moment of “what a weird coincidence” until I remembered I Googled that several times in the last month and kept landing on MHH pages. Let me explain.
I’m doing a thing called Movember, where you and a team of other guys grow a mustache for the month of November. Then people donate to your team, and the proceeds fund cancer research. Sort of like a walk team, but with mustaches.
Since I needed to grow a mustache for the first time, I tried to think of an awesome one to emulate. I came up with Ben Guite and Lemmy, and settled on the less-challenging Guite model. I have a ways to go, but it’s getting there.
Anyway, I finally sent out an email asking friends for donations last night and wanted a good pic of the Geet to include. During the search I ended up on his Final Grade post here several times, plus other pages mentioning him.
In case you want to check in on my progress, or even want to contribute to the pro-Guite mustache/anti-cancer cause, my page is here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/124865/ (Sorry for the plug)
So there you have it. I couldn’t resist telling the story behind that particular search term. As for “jim carrey beard,” well played, DDC.
Hi she it does,
Alex
I think I can safely speak for all of us here at MHH by saying...
anyone who’d rock the Guite foo-man-chu is absolutely someone we will welcome wih enthusiasm around here!!
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 5:38 PM MST up reply actions
Thanks Beachie!
I’m on here almost every day — I just don’t comment a lot. But I’m vowing right here right now to change that. I’ve spent spent too much of my life thinking about the Avs to keep lurking. And it’s what Guite would have wanted if we’d kept him around.
I second this! Welcome.
This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles
Enjoy
I won’t be here. Game threads are almost unknown to me and I’ll be watching the game from home without internet access.
This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles
I shall be playing in my own game and thus the TiVo will be handling all viewing options for me. (Hint hint, GL!)
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 14, 2009 10:30 AM MST up reply actions
Yet, I’m still shocked and saddened that there is no searches for the Budaj facial hair.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
it’s too big to post here…
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/BrokenHockeyStick/St%20Baldricks/Budaj.jpg
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
Off topic...
I fed the trolls over at Dater’s place. Damn, I hate it when they sucker me into giving them my leftovers. Effing trolls.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 5:39 PM MST reply actions
well...
I did maul both of them pretty well. One suggested that I have no hockey knowledge. Pfffft! Everyone knows that hockey smarts are transmitted via osmosis and with the number of times I have cycled through the team…hell, I’m a damn encyclopedia!
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 7:15 PM MST up reply actions
It’s no wonder that people were jumping to conclusions about you:P
by c0nquistad0rian on Nov 13, 2009 8:36 PM MST up reply actions
i have no idea what you’re talking about.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 13, 2009 10:53 PM MST up reply actions
LOL
everyone knows that girls don’t know anything about sports and we’re just there to look cute and go on beer runs.
This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles
And here I thought you were just there to look at the players in their uniforms…
The 2009-10 Avalanche: It's like having a banana split while all the other kids are getting an ice cream cone.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Nov 14, 2009 7:23 AM MST up reply actions
Meh… the players out of (or partially out of) their uniforms, thats another story ;)
This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles
that’s my girl!
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Nov 14, 2009 10:31 AM MST up reply actions
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