St. Peter and Lucifer were having an argument one day about hockey.
Lucifer proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Lucifer answered unperturbed, "but we've got all the referees."