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Game 30 Preview: Avalanche at Penguins

 

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Colorado Avalanche
5:30 MT / 7:30 ET / 12:30 GMT
Pittsburgh Penguins
15-8-6 December 2nd, 2009
16-5-6
35 pts Mellon Arena
38 pts
4th in West
Pittsburgh, PA
t1st in East

 

The Avalanche are in Pittsburgh tonight to take on the Pittsburgh Penguins. This game is not just a matchup of the upstart Avalanche against the defending Stanley Cup champs. Oh no, it's way more than that. This is a battle royale of the Dunman brothers. In one corner, we have our beloved spiritual leader, occasionally-super Joe. In the other, his poor, misguided lost soul of a brother, Jacob. Jacob is clearly the Eli to Joe's Payton. He's Yan to Joe's Peter. He's the Hanson brother that looked like a girl (that would be the Mmmbop Hansons, not the cool hockey Hansons). We feel for him.

Jacob's team is clearly in trouble. They have limped out to a dreadful 16-5-6 record and lead all teams with 66 even strength goals. They have some choad named Sydney Crosby who has an anemic 17 goals...better than all but two Avs scored all of last year. Man, I'm glad we don't have superstars like that. Amazingly, the Penguins have one of the worst PPs in the NHL this year, at least statistically. I'm not really sure how a team that good can have a PP so bad, but I'm worried they may just be looking at the perfect cure tonight - our penalty kill.

I have no idea which Avalanche team will be making the trip to Pittsburgh tonight - the capable team that was in Tampa on Monday, or the...I'm not even sure what to call what happened last night in Sunrise. At any right, I hope its the good team. We don't want that Jacob fella around all gloaty and stuff.

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I would assume that Budaj is starting tonight.

My Jacob (3-years-old) is all the sudden in love with the Penguins and their “shirts.” But for those who call him Cindy Crosby…he has a new name for you to work with. Sandy Crosby

I have a friend in Michigan who is a giant Pens fan (hates the Red Wings, so that’s OK)…I’m dreading the ribbing I am going to get if this game goes the way I think it will. In other words, I feel for you Joe D!

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 6:23 AM MST reply actions  

I’ll survive somehow.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:56 AM MST up reply actions  

By not showing up for another month due to “lawyer stuff”

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Dec 4, 2009 2:11 AM MST up reply actions  

… said the pot to the kettle.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!

by Hopfenkopf on Dec 4, 2009 11:31 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah

What’s your excuse?

I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.

by Drakenlot on Dec 4, 2009 6:30 PM MST up reply actions  

I live in Australia, and some retard decided to schedule all NHL games during the day when I have work. Doesn’t the NHL know I rule this universe

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Dec 4, 2009 9:13 PM MST up reply actions  

Why would the ruler of the known universe need to work?

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 5, 2009 7:04 AM MST up reply actions  

Because he’s only the ruler of “ONE” universe and he’s trying to earn enough fairy dust to buy another?

The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 AM MST up reply actions  

Thanks!! Now it all makes sense!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 AM MST up reply actions  

Brandon Yip

is finally playing. He made his AHL debut on Tuesday and scored a goal

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 6:34 AM MST reply actions  

I’ll see him tomorrow night then in Chicago…well more Rosemont, but still

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 6:50 AM MST up reply actions  

Apologies to everyone for my significant lack of superness lately. We’re deep into finals and I’m swamped with work, studying, and writing a monster of a Health Law paper. Non-stop fun for me!

As for my brother, he’s always been a good sport and supportive of the Avs and I have always rooted for the Pens when they’re playing any other team. I was cheering hard when they beat the Wings last year for the Cup.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:52 AM MST reply actions  

Yeah, remember when we won the Cup? That was awesome.

I would try to smack talk, but if I’m not mistaken, that completely blew up in my face last season.

It weighs 35 pounds - unless you're hoisting it above your head.

by JDunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:53 AM MST up reply actions  

Smack talk = get smacked.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:55 AM MST up reply actions  

excuses excuses.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Really? A Hanson brother?

It weighs 35 pounds - unless you're hoisting it above your head.

by JDunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:53 AM MST reply actions  

Mom says you’re very handsome.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:55 AM MST up reply actions  

Didn’t all the Hanson’s look like girls? At one point anyway…

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 6:59 AM MST up reply actions  

She tries not to bring you up in conversation.

It weighs 35 pounds - unless you're hoisting it above your head.

by JDunman on Dec 3, 2009 6:59 AM MST up reply actions  

Just the way I like it.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 7:04 AM MST up reply actions  

I was going to go with a Jonas Brother there. But, as we all know, there are no ugly Jonas Brothers

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 7:08 AM MST up reply actions  

I’ll take your word for it.

It weighs 35 pounds - unless you're hoisting it above your head.

by JDunman on Dec 3, 2009 8:04 AM MST up reply actions  

DAVE’S A KILLER always makes me laugh. Always.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 7:15 AM MST up reply actions  

DAVE’S A MESS!

Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.

by InfamousM on Dec 3, 2009 7:50 AM MST up reply actions  

Barf. Here I thought it was going to be chiefs stuff for some reason. I hate you.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:32 PM MST up reply actions  

my computer rejected the idea entirely and wouldn’t play the video. good computer!

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 1:36 PM MST up reply actions  

Preissing is only 25 days older than Mike! How cute!

by Mrs @ MHH on Dec 3, 2009 7:12 AM MST reply actions  

and their on ice defense is about the same…zing.

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 3:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Pens players with Avs ties:

Chris Bourque: son of Ray Bourque. He was in that 2001 locker room celebration as a teenager.

back up goalie Brent Johnson: He was drafted by the Avs but asked to be traded when he looked at the depth the organization had in goal. He has played well in limited duty this year. But he has not always gotten the offensive – or defensive – support from the team in front of him.

Martin Skoula: the sometimes scapegoat defenseman has been a steady 7th man for the Pens and helped them anchor their blue line when as many of 5 of the top 6 were down with injuries earlier this year.

by c0nquistad0rian on Dec 3, 2009 7:15 AM MST reply actions  

and, of course, there’s Pascal Dupuis, Phillipe’s more famous non-brother

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 7:29 AM MST up reply actions  

I watched the banner raising ceremony this year for the Pens. And I remember when they did “please welcome to the Pens, Martin Skoula”…there was dead silence. I felt bad for him (we share exact birthdays, so he’s like my kindred spirit…my cooler, and much richer kindred spirit)

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 7:37 AM MST up reply actions  

the Penguins have one of the worst PPs in the NHL this year, at least statistically.

I wonder how that may have happened. I wonder what coach is in charge of it.

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Dec 3, 2009 7:53 AM MST reply actions  

wow.

I simply cannot believe that I missed that connection. Shame on me

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 7:59 AM MST up reply actions  

Bad DDC. Go lay down.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 8:01 AM MST up reply actions  

2 minutes, you go to box and you feel shame.

Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.

by InfamousM on Dec 3, 2009 8:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Ah yes, I too, forgot about Mr. Granato…

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 8:05 AM MST up reply actions  

i was wondering how, with their pp unit as it is (Crosby, Malkin, Guerin, Gonchar, someone else) that they could suck so much, Jib has just given me the (obvious) answer

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 9:46 AM MST up reply actions  

But for half the year they were without Gonchar, and a few weeks without Malkin…if anyone doubts how important a good point shot is, the Pens with Gonchar, and the Pens without should be exhibit A

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM MST up reply actions  

ah yes, forgot about that, their depth stepped up huge for them!

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 9:50 AM MST up reply actions  

That Crosby guy has 8 points in the last two games and is scoring at a duchene-esk pace. Somebody should give him some run, we never hear about him.

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 11:01 AM MST up reply actions  

You missed that?

Really? I had my sarcasm meter turned up too high then (could be a first at MHH) because I thought you were being sarcastic.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:53 AM MST up reply actions  

nope, totally missed that one. sarcasm is usually the safe bet, but not in this case

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 12:13 PM MST up reply actions  

I am going to refer to the team we saw in the last two minutes as Bigfoot.

So I hope Bigfoot makes an appearance tonight. Though he is usually an enigma, if we hangs around for an extended period maybe we can win.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 8:02 AM MST reply actions  

So the team we saw for the other 58 minutes

will be called the Bigfoot Bertuzzi.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 8:10 AM MST up reply actions  

Haha. I like the name, but I’m hesitant of using the word “Bertuzzi” in any Avalanche nickname. If the last 2 minute Avs are Bigfoot, should we call the 58 minute Avs Bernie?

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

by smoky201 on Dec 3, 2009 9:20 AM MST up reply actions  

No because even Bernie is cute for the kids. Last night was in no way cute.

My 2yr old was yelling at the TV with me last night. At one point he started yelling “shoot it” in the little two year old, learning to speak, language. I wish I’d been able to catch it on camera.

The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Dec 3, 2009 1:34 PM MST up reply actions  

thanks to work and then a show

i won’t be here tonight (again) luckily i’ve enlisted Bubblegum into my ‘text me the scores’ club

as for tonights game, i have i feeling it’s not ‘will we lose’ but ‘by how much’

that being said..if the team hates the Shoot Out, we should prob try to score a goal in over time..you know, just sayin

i do have a confession though, i jumped on the pens wagon when they drafted sid in 05 (the hype up here in canada was HUGE) i’ve got 3 sweaters…i know…i know…

GO AVS!!

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 8:43 AM MST reply actions  

we played Pittsburgh well last year, winning 5-3. It was actually one of our last good games of the year – we lost 7 of the next 8 after that one.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Don’t worry horbayj…I have a Pens sweater too. But I got mine for a different reason. Everyone talked about Hossa as the “curse”…but I went with the other curse for my jersey: Ty Conklin!

3 time “Winter Classic” (although one was the “Heritage Classic”) participant…and on the losing team in 3 of the last 4 cups (Edmonton, Pens, Wings). Can’t pass up a 25 dollar curse like that!

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 8:49 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah

Conklin has to have some sort of record with that.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM MST up reply actions  

I believe he was on the winning team in all the “Classics” too…or did Montreal win the Heritage?

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

Montreal did…so Conklin was on 2 of 3 Classic winners (Pens, Wings)

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

This is a rough trip tonight

As if it wasn’t bad enough to face the defending Cup champs on the road, having played in Tampa the night before is a tough task. I had this set rated in my Top 10 Toughest Back-to-Back Games of the season…

More fun than a stick to the face!
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by Dirk Hoag on Dec 3, 2009 9:39 AM MST reply actions  

err... not Tampa, but Miami. You get the point...

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by Dirk Hoag on Dec 3, 2009 9:40 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m buying what you’re selling, Dirk, don’t you worry one bit.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 10:11 AM MST up reply actions  

Recalls

Tyler Weiman has been recalled.

Brian Willsie has been reassigned.

Which means….Anderson is injured (let’s hope it’s not all that bad) and Hejduk is ok (thank God).

by toothandnailer777 on Dec 3, 2009 10:35 AM MST reply actions  

At least Cleveland to Pittsburgh is only a couple of hours worth of driving.

by c0nquistad0rian on Dec 3, 2009 11:26 AM MST up reply actions  

per our friends at the Post

Andy day to day with neck injury

wishing him a speedy recovery!!

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 10:42 AM MST reply actions  

well there’s my answer to my Fanshot

I should never be taken seriously.... Seriously!

by AvDog on Dec 3, 2009 10:46 AM MST up reply actions  

How could no penalty have been called on that play?

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by SDcat09 on Dec 3, 2009 12:46 PM MST up reply actions  

There was

2min goaltender Interference was called. Foote got 4 for roughing.

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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 3, 2009 12:47 PM MST up reply actions  

hmm I missed that....thanks!

only interference? I would think there should have been roughing as well. I remember Foote’s penalty

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by SDcat09 on Dec 3, 2009 12:48 PM MST up reply actions  

I find it totally ass-inine that Foote got 2x the penalty minutes on that play. Fucking ridiculous.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 1:33 PM MST up reply actions  

They were in Florida….but yea I agree. It’s obvious that the officials thought Ballard ran Andy because they called the penalty. So then how is it not justified for Foote to kick his ass? One roughing penalty was enough. And how did MaCabe not get called for being the third man in?

The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?

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by Americanario on Dec 3, 2009 1:41 PM MST up reply actions  

And how did MaCabe not get called for being the third man in?

Thats what I was wondering.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 1:42 PM MST up reply actions  

because (like Diving) they almost never call that anymore

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM MST up reply actions  

then what’s the point?

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 2:08 PM MST up reply actions  

what’s the point of what? of having those penalties in the rulebook? dunno, good question

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM MST up reply actions  

What?

There’s a rulebook? Quick, someone tell the refs and colin cambell.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM MST up reply actions  

A Rule book?

No Way!! that would be way too oragnized.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:00 PM MST up reply actions  

I heard the rulebook was destroyed during some riots in Detroit.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:02 PM MST up reply actions  

HAHA! So thats what happened!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:03 PM MST up reply actions  

actually that’s not true, I’ve been watching hockey for about 20 years now and I’ve figured it out, they can only call penalities on 2 of every 3 pages in the rulebook and they switch those pages around every 2 or 3 years.

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 4:53 PM MST up reply actions  

When doe Florida play Detroit?

I think you know where I am going with this?

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 11:12 AM MST reply actions  

They played Nov 20

But they don’t meet again in the regular season unfortunately. Both Dominic and shit-head played that game, and I imagine against each other at one point. Doesn’t look like anything happened though. If someone had done that to my brother, I’d beat his ass down, then climb over the penalty box and beat his ass again. Maybe that’s why I don’t play in the NHL…

Anyone know why Dominic was wearing that full cage last night?

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by smoky201 on Dec 3, 2009 11:45 AM MST up reply actions  

I think that he missed a few games with a broken nose and is still recovering from it.

by c0nquistad0rian on Dec 3, 2009 12:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Budaj is 1-1-1 having gotten the OT from last night’s game. Let’s see if the Avs now do for him what they used to do when Theo was our top goalie.

I won’t be on the posts this evening considering I’ve got a game of my own that I’m playing in, so GO BOODS!

by Portero on Dec 3, 2009 12:19 PM MST reply actions  

I wish I could watch the game but I won’t be home to do so… for obvious reasons.

Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.

by UZ on Dec 3, 2009 12:25 PM MST reply actions  

Mini-golf?

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:33 PM MST up reply actions  

That probably would be more entertaining than watching the Bills lose in front of a bunch of Jets fans in Toronto.

Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.

by UZ on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM MST up reply actions  

Anyone know when Salei comes back? I’m curious to see if he can regain his form from 2 years ago.

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 1:05 PM MST reply actions  

Melrose

interesting compliment from Melrose on the ESPN preview, to the effect of “The young Avs are fast, alot of people say they are the fastest team in the league”.

I know we’re quick, but the fastest team an the league? Any teams right off that you’d say are faster? Chicago maybe? Certainly not having Jones and Cumisky in the lineup takes our speed down a notch too.

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 1:26 PM MST reply actions  

they don’t seem all that fast when I watch them

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 1:27 PM MST up reply actions  

when jones and roadrunner are in there, they def look fast.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 1:37 PM MST up reply actions  

and then sometimes we look like we’re skating in quicksand.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 1:40 PM MST up reply actions  

also some interesting insight into why Pitt’s PP isn’t firing on all cylinders. Melrose puts the blame on the Pens trying to score too many pretty PP goals and not keeping it simple. Keep it simple he says, shot from the point→rebound→score…….. those problems sound familiar Avs fans?

Also, he’s predicting an Avs win (then again, he’s also assuming Anderson’s in net).

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 1:29 PM MST up reply actions  

That sounds a lot like the Avs power play…too much passing, looking for the right shot. It’s beautiful when it works…but too often it doesn’t. I’ll take ugly goals every time.

The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Dec 3, 2009 1:43 PM MST up reply actions  

I see your ugly goals

and I raise you ugly chances.

I’d rather have 5 or 6 “ugly” chances over two minutes than 1 “pretty” one over the same time span.

I’ve heard that this philosophy works with drunk women at bars as well…

"I know everyone has their own opinion, but your opinion is wrong. "

by Mike @ MHH on Dec 3, 2009 1:46 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

there is even a motto “Go Ugly Early”

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 1:53 PM MST up reply actions  

Melrose....

The guy has some kind of weird obsession with us. I remember him predicting us to win in 2006 vs. the Ducks, and 2008 vs. you know who. We ended up swept both times. I appreciate the fact that he supports us, but the guy’s prediction is like a curse on us.

I spent more effort eating a pudding than Tyler Arnason skated last year.

by Shoeshiner on Dec 3, 2009 2:50 PM MST up reply actions  

imagine next year

jones back, no tucker, no clark (probably), no salei, maybe foote, shattenkirk in…we seriously will be the fastest team in the league.

by thedoctor on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM MST up reply actions  

Maybe because Budaj played last night, they need to rest him tonight and start Weiman.

by BrianD on Dec 3, 2009 1:28 PM MST reply actions  

There’s clearly a goalie controversy at backup right now.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 1:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Wow, I don’t know where to start with this. With Andy out, Budaj is your number 1…the end. Weiman is here to ride the pine and keep his perfect save% in tact

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 1:44 PM MST up reply actions  

10 for 10 in saves!

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 1:45 PM MST up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic. Lots of broken detectors around here today.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 1:53 PM MST up reply actions  

I hoped you were but you’re right, my detector isn’t working properly, so I just kept to myself.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 1:53 PM MST up reply actions  

Everytime I read anything here that I do not agree with, I just assume they were being sarcastic. Cause clearly if you do not share my opinion, you are wrong.

And it has worked pretty well so far!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM MST up reply actions  

That sounds like a good way to get along.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 2:43 PM MST up reply actions  

Savage? Is that you?"

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:59 PM MST up reply actions  

lol

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by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Nah, I subscribe to the “everyone else is wrong regardless of their opinion” thought process. It’s impossible to be equal with me in any way, my opinion is greater than all others.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

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by Savage33 on Dec 4, 2009 2:18 AM MST up reply actions  

I wasn’t talking about you Joe…I was taking about obvious Budaj hater BrianD…I’m a Budaj detractor…not a hater

by chiavsfan on Dec 3, 2009 2:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Not a Budaj hater. That was a jab at Sacco. He has started Anderson back-to-back so many times this year and shows no confidence in Budaj, so I thought it would be funny if he used that excuse (46 seconds?) to not play Budaj tonight and go with Weiman.

by BrianD on Dec 3, 2009 3:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Model "T"urnover

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:34 PM MST reply actions  

Sorry folks. I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to use certain words. I’ve seen people use the F all over the place, so I certainly didn’t think anyone would care if I used gay slang. My brother’s gay, and I love him, so I have nothing against gays. I don’t understand why it’s a big deal. If someone called me a ‘penalty nazi’ or something like that, just cause they called too many penalties, I doubt anyone would look down on that. Using gay references doesn’t translate to homophobia, and demeaning people has never been banned here. If gays are to be treated equally, they have to actually be treated equally, which means they have to be willing to take the same amount of crap everyone else does. It’s a choice, just like it’s a choice to have pink hair. If I was directly pounding on someone in this blog, it would be different. I’m not angry about being booted. I just want to say it’s a little ridiculous, considering the things that go on around here.

by AlexanderH on Dec 3, 2009 1:48 PM MST up reply actions  

Am I missing something here? Has this post been Mommed?

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by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM MST up reply actions  

there may be some missing posts

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh. OK

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by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 2:01 PM MST up reply actions  

If gays are to be treated equally, they have to actually be treated equally, which means they have to be willing to take the same amount of crap everyone else does. It’s a choice, just like it’s a choice to have pink hair.

I appreciate you sharing your personal views on hetero-homo relations, but this is not the forum. You are subject to our oversight here, and we frown on homophobia. I already tolerate the use of “Flamers” far more than I should, so I understand your frustration with what may appear to be inconsistency. But even if every member of your family is gay, we still don’t like certain language used. You can adhere to the policy or you can comment elsewhere. It’s your choice.

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by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, I understand you frown on certain language. The only problem is that I wasn’t even told what language could or could not be used before I was booted. Someone decided to ask me if I was talking about cigarettes, and before I could even ask what I was or was not allowed to post here, I was already booted. Like I said, gay references don’t translate to homophobia. I don’t care about being booted for a good reason, but that just wasn’t a good reason. If someone said, ‘Hey, you’re not allowed to use gay references’, I would have stopped immediately. So, what exactly is the ‘policy’? I don’t want to be shot off the blog for typing the wrong thing. I’m pretty sure the definition of homophobia is not ‘use of slang, gay references’.

by AlexanderH on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM MST up reply actions  

If you’re not sure what happened, Hopfenkopf booted me with no warning. He said somethin like ‘Dude, DON’T’, and then I was booted before I could ask him what he was talking about. I just wanted to make it clear that it was jumping the gun, because it’s not like I was intentionally breaking the rules, or even doing anything horrible. Someone started talkin about cigarettes, and I started to get the hint, and I was going to ask what kind of things we were or were not allowed to say here. Is there a list of words we’re not allowed to say? I see people hate talking around here all the time, so I just don’t understand why the sensitivity about that particular thing, especially when I really wasn’t even talking trying to talk down on gays.

by AlexanderH on Dec 3, 2009 2:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Hopfenkopf had nothing to do with anything.

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 2:40 PM MST up reply actions  

dude, you haven’t been booted. I deleted the comments and sent you a quick warning to ask you not to use that language. that’s all.

for the record, the official policy is “if we don’t like it, we’ll ask you to stop”.

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 2:39 PM MST up reply actions  

I know I’m not booted. I WAS booted. I was told given a message that said something like “You’re no longer allowed to post on this blog”, or something like that. Then I had to open a new browser to get that message you’re talking about. I apologize. It was Hopfenkopf’s message that said something like ‘Brought to you by…’, and he was the one messaging, so I assumed he has something to do with it. My bad.

by AlexanderH on Dec 3, 2009 2:42 PM MST up reply actions  

*was given a message…

by AlexanderH on Dec 3, 2009 2:43 PM MST up reply actions  

yep, just the way the site software handles that message. seems severe (and it obviously confused the hell out of a Flyers fan last week), but it’s just the way it works.

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 2:49 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh, that Flyers fan.

He brings me much joy.

I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.

by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 3, 2009 5:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Okay, so now you know we don’t like those types of comments. Can you move on? I just don’t get why you are still going on about this?

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 2:53 PM MST up reply actions  

I was just trying to warn you from going somewhere that wasn’t going to work in the happy family model here at MHH.

I jibblekopfed (or hopfenscribbited) whilst trying to do so – ergo my other comment.

Let’s all play nice.

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by Hopfenkopf on Dec 3, 2009 3:00 PM MST up reply actions  

I don’t want to be shot off the blog for typing the wrong thing. I’m pretty sure the definition of homophobia is not ‘use of slang, gay references’.

Acting naive is not going to fly. You know that some words are more than mere references. Now drop it or you WILL be booted.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 4:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Flamers?

I’m confused

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Dec 3, 2009 2:35 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

That douchetastic hockey club from Cal-gary?

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!

by Hopfenkopf on Dec 3, 2009 3:01 PM MST up reply actions  

That the ’Yotes need to beat tonight

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by smoky201 on Dec 3, 2009 3:03 PM MST up reply actions  

I prefer “Flame-Outs” but some people insist on calling Calgary the Flamers. People who call them that are Lamers.

See what I did there?

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by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 4:29 PM MST up reply actions  

sparklers.

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 4:54 PM MST up reply actions  

Dater'd

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM MST reply actions  

and

jibblekopfed

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM MST up reply actions  

#25

Chris Stewart hasn’t played this well since his heyday back in Rage Against The Machine.

by moltobenny on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM MST reply actions  

I have really been liking him lately. Hope this Chris stays around.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 2:45 PM MST up reply actions  

I hope he can stay focused and become more consistent, but he’s certainly shown something positive latetly

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 2:51 PM MST up reply actions  

Now we just need the other forwards

That aren’t named Stewart, Duchene, Stastny to raise their game.

I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.

by Drakenlot on Dec 3, 2009 2:54 PM MST up reply actions  

+1

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 3:05 PM MST up reply actions  

He looks a lot like Tom Morello, is where I was going with that.

by moltobenny on Dec 3, 2009 4:14 PM MST up reply actions  

who looks like tom morello??

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:15 PM MST up reply actions  

Stewie?

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:15 PM MST up reply actions  

how in the hell does stewie look like tom morello??

scratch that i thought tom morello was white

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:17 PM MST up reply actions  

meh. don’t see it. Jarome Iginla looks more like Morello IMO

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 4:17 PM MST up reply actions  

This is definitely something that will require more investigation. Let us compromise for the moment and say that the Av who looks most like Tom Morello is Chris Stewart.

by moltobenny on Dec 3, 2009 4:51 PM MST up reply actions  

Voodoo Doll

So I made this voodoo doll today. thought our boys could use any support they could get. im hoping to make a different jersey for every team. He has the Pens jersey on him. Problem is he needs a name. Any Ideas? I would post a pic of him but I have no idea how to do it.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 3:32 PM MST reply actions  

Pengoo? I don’t know I’m not that imaginative.

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 3:33 PM MST up reply actions  

crosby

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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:00 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

I like it!! We are great at anming stuff around here, I think we should be looking for a name that can carry over from game to game though.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:01 PM MST up reply actions  

naming stupid fingers.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:02 PM MST up reply actions  

ok.. so.. name? it would have to be a generic one, so i can put a new jersey on him for game night.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

LOL

My general answer is Bob, but I don’t want to offend BiB

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by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM MST up reply actions  

I could do SUXOR!

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM MST up reply actions  

I like IT!!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

Done. he is the SUXOR!

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 4:16 PM MST up reply actions  

Lol to your Sig.

And is your Avatar our new mascot?

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:24 PM MST up reply actions  

I wouldnt argue at all. i will be changing it every game. hopefully

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 5:02 PM MST up reply actions  

You could name him Darcy, or Trailer

by Skijumper on Dec 4, 2009 5:25 PM MST up reply actions  

You are not alone…

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:17 PM MST up reply actions  

<img src=“”http://s745.photobucket.com/albums/xx93/JeepOCD/?action=view&current=Penguins.jpg" target="_blank">Pens"/>

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 11:06 PM MST up reply actions  

me either. I was thinking shven. but then i couldnt think why

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 3:35 PM MST reply actions  

Jibblekopfed

And welcome!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 3:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Why thank you. Glad to be here.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM MST reply actions  

Reply Button

if you don’t use it, you will be jibblekopfing for life!!!! You fit right in :-)

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by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM MST up reply actions  

I have about 30 pins in his face now, and 2 in his cup (ta he he he)

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 3:47 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

And I suppose I’m too new here. What in the world is jibblekopfing? Sounds dirty

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-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 3:50 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

i can’t find the link to the MHH wiki, but it means reply fail.

by thedoctor on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM MST up reply actions  

Linkage

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by Hopfenkopf on Dec 3, 2009 4:31 PM MST up reply actions  

When replying to a comment by another poster, if you fail to hit the reply buttom, it appears that you are replying to the main story. This is a failure that occurs a lot here and is named after two of our more prolific members that do so oftem Jibblescribbits and Hopfenkoph.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 3:59 PM MST up reply actions  

And apparently my fingers think n should be m today. sorry.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:04 PM MST up reply actions  

sheesh. you guys are harsh. fine ill do it

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 4:06 PM MST up reply actions  

We don’t mean to be harsh. Also, did anyone ask you to turn up your sarcasm meter yet? All things here should be taken with at least 2 grains of salt.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:07 PM MST up reply actions  

On that note

WE R LOSE TONTE CAUS BOOODS IS TEH SUXOR.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

AndWILE YER AT IT SEND THOSE 2 SUX DOOOCHNEE AND O RLY DOWN. TEY R TEH SUXORS

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM MST up reply actions  

N TRDE TEH LOOSER STWRT HEZ SUXORSX10000000

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

TRDE HM FUR A BILLION DERAFT PIKS!!

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

N Y CANT STASHSTNEY PLAY GUD?!?!?! HE GETZ 4PTS BUT NO HAT TRUCK? WTF HAVES?

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

SO far, post of the night!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:14 PM MST up reply actions  

These are hurting my head…. Even when I try to type that bad I can’t.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:16 PM MST up reply actions  

I know!! I try but just can’t

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:18 PM MST up reply actions  

I work with teenagers who forget essays are not the place for text language. ’Nuff said.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:18 PM MST up reply actions  

I had a college prof last year who responded to one of my questions like this. I couldn’t believe it.

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:20 PM MST up reply actions  

True, I would say the same about cops, but I don’t have to read their reports most days.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:20 PM MST up reply actions  

Wait til you see some of the stuff Bubblegum puts up. He’s the master at this kind of thing.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:18 PM MST up reply actions  

LOL, But really, I hope we win tonight just for that reason.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

I hope we win for a lot of reasons, but yeah. It would (will) be nice for him if (when) he gets the W tonight.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

me too

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

Me too

Boods gave my son his goalie stick after practice on Thanksgiving. Fresh from practice – it was still wet from the ice. We went to meet the players Tuesday and he whispered to my son that he wanted to give him a stick. Budaj is just an awesome guy!!! My son is over the moon!

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by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 4:22 PM MST up reply actions  

That’s sweet! I really like him as a person and I really want him to succeed…

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:23 PM MST up reply actions  

That Rocks!!

 I love Boods <3

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:23 PM MST up reply actions  

Wow, that is very cool. Not like I would expect anything less of Boods. He’s such a great, great guy.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Awesome

very classy of Boods

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:31 PM MST up reply actions  

i get it. im learning here.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Anonymous

by Av O.C.D. on Dec 3, 2009 4:09 PM MST up reply actions  

All things here should be taken with at least 2 grains 10 pounds of salt.

Fixed.

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM MST up reply actions  

Ok, True True!! I was giving you guys some credit!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

All things here should be taken with at least 2 grains 10 pounds of salt a giant pillar of Lot proportions chunk of salt.

Re-fixed

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

i gave up a round of mini golf for this game

they boys better play accordingly

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:02 PM MST reply actions  

I say learn how to combine Mini Golf and Hockey ;) Works for me !!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:03 PM MST up reply actions  

i’ve only done that once, and the girly at the time was not impressed

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:04 PM MST up reply actions  

Not the right girl then;)

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM MST up reply actions  

Find a better girly?

There are a lot more women than Avalanche games. Just saying.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:06 PM MST up reply actions  

oh haha i’ve been on the hunt..

it wasn’t even an avs game..it was a playoff game last year

ducks vs detoilet i think

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:07 PM MST up reply actions  

My comment still holds true for NHL games too.

Or even just Pro games.

Anyway you slice it really.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

True!

And you don’t want to be stuck for life with a girl who doesn’t get it!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

I’ve been banned from my local course……

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

ouch!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:09 PM MST up reply actions  

yikes…did you putt with socks on??

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM MST up reply actions  

used an illegal club

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

which ever club you use, remember to keep the head cover on

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Got a Black Ace?

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:14 PM MST up reply actions  

I have a lifetime membership at a course that, uh, supports hockey?

Not really sharp enough to think of a better way to phrase that.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Aph on Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

I like the way you phrased it! Well played sir.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Yes, Very well done.

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

Kinda like her?

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

dude that was risky. i’m not sure i’d give it up to anyone but Liles…(lord, i’m all over the innuendos today without even trying)

2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks

by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 3, 2009 4:04 PM MST up reply actions  

LOL

Shhhhh. There are new members among us! you wouldn’t want to get a reputation.

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:06 PM MST up reply actions  

There is plenty of room in this world for mini golf and the game. just sayin.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM MST up reply actions  

oh i know, if only some of the lassies on this blog were around edmonton ;)

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM MST up reply actions  

I hear its cold up there and the women all force their men to leave fr places like, oh, say, LA and Anaheim.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:07 PM MST up reply actions  

funny story about the pronger thing…his wife was still in St Louis when he was up here…so the two times a year she came up with the kids must have been too cold for her..ugh

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM MST up reply actions  

Wimp… I’m wearing a freaking tank top today…

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:16 PM MST up reply actions  

I finally got a response from FS Tennessee

They officially apologize to all Avs fans and the league. They were unaware of the unprofessional conduct. They agreed every announcer duo has bias but they affirmed not knowing the other team’s roster was unacceptable and the two men would reprimanded accordingly.

That’s right. Fuck you Nashville. Our fans will take down anyone even your commentators.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:18 PM MST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Good! That was ridiculous!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:19 PM MST up reply actions  

I missed something cool, I think

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 4:19 PM MST up reply actions  

FS Nash guys kept calling Wilson Leopold. Dumbasses.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:20 PM MST up reply actions  

and you sent them a later? spiffy!

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 4:20 PM MST up reply actions  

Not me

It was all “the letters that look suspiciously like the chemical formula for alcohol” up above.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Hey also called our coach Joe Sakic. Our rookies mark duchene and Jeff oreilly or something u forget exactly now. Also, jp gagliardano. I got so annoyed I wrote a letter. I’ll post it here in ainute I’m on a train

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:26 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, strong work for calling them on it. While I’m at it, what does your screen name mean?

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:29 PM MST up reply actions  

It’s my usual username for things. I never realized it would stick as my signature name oh well. It has no meaning.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:34 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

It’s ok, your giving it meaning.

Webster’s will now be amended to include the following entry: c6hor8- n. A Rabid Avalanche fan who you DO NOT want to rile by mispronouncing or flat out getting wrong the names of his stars in any on air broadcast.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:37 PM MST up reply actions  

most. disappointing. answer. ever.

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 4:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Wait a minute?

leoprone got traded?

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:19 PM MST up reply actions  

I was wondering, when did Leo start hitting people and not shattering into a million pieces?

by jd21 on Dec 3, 2009 4:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Apparently only in the first couple of periods the other night.

Get rid of the loser point

09-10 Avs- Nowhere to go but up!

by TheRed on Dec 3, 2009 4:22 PM MST up reply actions  

This is going to be long

To Whom It May Concern,

I have subscribed to NHL gamecenter in order to watch the Colorado Avalanche since I am displaced on the East Coast. Now, twice the Avalanche have played the Predators and both times I have received the Nashville feed which meant I received the FS Tennessee game feed. An issue has arisen that is most dire not only to me as a hockey fan but, a dire concern to the sport and the league through a disgusting display of disrespect and unprofessionalism from your announcers; Pete Weber and Terry Crisp.

As a preface, the regional announcers for a sports team act in part as representatives of the team, region, and sport as a whole. These announcers are aired at times nationally and act as messengers of the sport, a sport I cherish, and a sport that needs constant and unfettered professionalism and integrity. They also act as messengers of the broadcast company.

At a bare minimum I deem that announcers should possess three skills in order to function in their capacity of announcers, and the responsibilities listed above:

1. Knowledge of the Home Team (In this case the Nashville Predators)
2. A command on the English language in order to convey the game, both play-by-play and the atmosphere of the game, to the audience. This includes an audience that cannot see but must follow through their ears.
3. Knowledge of the sport as a whole

It is with this third criterion that there is an extreme issue of disgust. At the very least the announcers must understand hockey. Pete Weber and Terry Crisp do. They also MUST understand that the Predators are playing another team. The announcer should at the very least know the players on the opposing team. It is not too much to ask for the announcers to simply read the roster of the opposing team. I understand that all announcers will have bias. That does not bother me. But these two announcers have absolutely no comprehension of the Avalanche roster. Even the most simplistic hockey fan can comprehend an NHL roster. These announcers cannot. There have been repeated instances of utterly disgusting displays of complete ignorance. For example, these announcers call our coach by the wrong name, they seem to have no idea of players who are no longer on our roster, they place players who have retired six years ago as our starting lineup. I have a list of over 40 instances and I will list them if that is needed. They show complete lack of professionalism by not reading, as a bare minimum, the Avalanche roster. This display of ignorance and rudeness is a display of atrocity to the NHL, the Predator organization, and the FS Tennessee broadcast company. I do understand that in the course of fast action play calling, mistakes will be made. That happens to all announcers, but having an understand that Patrick Roy is no longer out goalie, or that Joe Sakic is not our head coach is something a teenager would be able to comprehend and these two official and salaried announcers should not make such mistakes. There will be bias, but showing disrespect for the opposing team is showing disrespect to the sport.

I apologize for the length of this complaint, but I cannot believe this is the first complaint but it should be the last. I do not expect perfection from any announcer or color-man. But the dignity and integrity of professional sportscasting requires the most minimum of standards for the respect shown to the other team; to read the opposing team’s roster, even once, before the game is not too much to ask. These two announcers are a degradation to the game of hockey, a point of reprehension for the Fox Sport Company, and blatant display of disrespect that should not exist in our beloved sport.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:32 PM MST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

they were that bad?

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 3, 2009 4:34 PM MST up reply actions  

I’ve had FSNS for years now, and I can attest, they are that bad.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 3, 2009 4:35 PM MST up reply actions  

I mean a 10 year old can read a roster or at least look down at it. After two away game feeds I had enough.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:36 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

I mean a 10 year old can read a roster or at least look down at it. After two away game feeds I had enough.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:38 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

vicious but well put at the same time, well done, glad to hear they’re going to do something about it as well

'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'

by horbayj on Dec 3, 2009 4:35 PM MST up reply actions  

Well Done Sir!!

This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Dec 3, 2009 4:36 PM MST up reply actions  

What was their response?

Sandie

by sandiegee on Dec 3, 2009 4:36 PM MST up reply actions  

I am trying to copy it. My iPhone service is not pleased with MHH.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We fend off 7 man power plays? Do you?

by c6hor8 on Dec 3, 2009 4:40 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, Snap!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!

by Hopfenkopf on Dec 3, 2009 4:37 PM MST up reply actions  

Bad ass!

Colorado Avalanche- Two goals up, two goals down, it doesn't matter they'll play you close.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 3, 2009 5:02 PM MST up reply actions  

Two questions...

Is the ref wearing his whistle in a special place? I think Galiardi knows where it is…

What the heck happened to McNab, did he get jumped outside the Panthers arena last night?

We will fight in the mountains. We will fight in the valleys. We will fight on the ice and in the stands. We will never surrender.

by JollyAver on Dec 3, 2009 7:25 PM MST reply actions  

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