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This would normally be the spot in the day when I would preview the upcoming game for a certain team we all love. That game will be on this evening and just might be a key divisional match-up and could just mean the difference between 2nd place and 5th place in the conference. While this game may not exactly be must-win, it most certainly is must-see.
Unfortunately, the buffoons who run DirecTV and the pinheads who run Comcast still believe that the only way to resolve a difficult contract negotiation is to fuck over the fans. The selfish pricks in charge of these two corporate behemoths continue to value you so little that they refuse to come to an agreement to get Versus back onto the DirecTV airways. And, since the NHL apparently has either no clout or no interest in using said clout to fix this mess, suckers like me who shelled out $169.95 for the Center Ice package are STILL screwed when it comes to Vs hockey games. Hey, the NHL getting their money, right? Why would they care if I can't watch the game I want to watch?
So, since the incompetent baboons at Versus have been granted exclusive rights to broadcast tonight's game by the sellouts who run the NHL, I, the devoted hockey fan, am left in the dark. Thanks, guys! I admit, I'm a sucker, but I'm not so much of a sucker that I'm going to throw up free advertising for a game that I'm not worthy to watch. I guess I could huddle in front of my computer and watch one of the many free online feeds of the game that will no doubt be available for this game, but I'm not going to bother. I'm sitting tonight out. Healthy scratch. As far as I'm concerned, this game isn't happening, and there won't be any mention of the game from Mile High Hockey - no preview, no recap. I have reluctantly decided to put up a live thread tonight, so that I don't shut out those of you not screwed over by the greedy bastards. But that's all I'm doing. If you want to discuss tonight's game, I won't stop you. I just won't be taking part. I'll check back with you on Thursday, when the season resumes for me.
Oh, and thanks once again to DirecTV, Versus, Comcast and the NHL for fucking over the little people. I hope someone earns a wonderful holiday bonus for this atrocious, extended douchebaggery.
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While everyone holds some accountability in this instance…DirecTV continues to be the biggest “villain” in this. Even if they were to get VS back…they are going to charge users more to get it, even though they will still pay Comcast the same price to be able to broadcast it.
Oh well, I have Com(munist)cast and a DVR…so that will be my friend tonight.
Budaj in goal…as mentioned in Dater’s blog. Andy is “feeling better” but won’t go tonight
Taking a side in this situation is kind of like taking a side when the Flames play Les Ailes, but I think Direct TV is the bigger villain here. Everything I’ve heard from them is that they want Comcast to take less money for VS (and that even means less than comparable stations) and charge customers extra for it.
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 AM MST up reply actions
President of Versus was on NHL Live
in October talking about the situation. His spin on it was that Versus offered DirecTV the exact same contract they had before, with no rate increase. DirecTV came back with a demand for an additional paragraph to be added to give DirecTV authority to re-tier Versus into a higher tier, which would allow them to hose their customers while at the same time not having to pay anything additional to Versus. Versus’ view was that since DirecTV was not being charged anything additional, they should not have the authority to go out and re-tier and increase the charges to their customers.
My former boss’ daughter works for DirecTV and she told me that DirecTV looks as Versus as one of those throw away channels that is in a bundle package, so it is not looked at as a premium channel they care about keeping.
So, that’s what information I have. Sounds like a DirecTV greed problem.
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but then you have to point out that Versus really is a throwaway channel. If the NHL didn’t have this terrible exclusive agreement with Vs in the first place, this wouldn’t be an issue
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 AM MST up reply actions
So the real issue
is that the NHL’s deal with a “throwaway channel”, and to some extent that the NHL is viewed as a throwaway league by association, is the underlying problem?
Personally the game on Versus will be in HD, and on Altitude 2, the Av games are not. Really want A2 on HD!
The Avs games on Alt2 are in HD…
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Only if the Nuggets are playing. Stupid basketball. And what really makes me mad is that Altitude advertises that Avalanche is in HD every game.
by toothandnailer777 on Dec 9, 2009 3:50 PM MST up reply actions
Who around these parts
thinks the NHL is a fine-tuned, well run machine? I agree with you that it was pretty stupid on the part of NHL to enter into the contract to begin with.
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Agree
VS needs better programming if it wants to be treated like a better channel. WEC, Tour De France, second tier College Football and the NHL just aren’t quite enough.
At the same time, Direct TV cherry picked the rating to prove their point about VS during VS’ worst rating season (August). No Tour De France, No Hockey, and summer months in general.
Essentially it seems like Direct TV viewed VS as a throw away channel, and then cherry picked data to prove their point. I think VS is a better channel than it’s given credit for, but not as high as VS seems to think it is.
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 9:25 AM MST up reply actions
With NBC (and therefore NBC Sports) now under Comcast’s (which owns Versus of course) control, Versus has the potential to upgrade its capabilities in the near future.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Dec 9, 2009 10:46 AM MST up reply actions
I agree on this, but these kinds of things take time. Look where Vs. is compared to ESPN after its first two years. ESPN had Sportscenter, then strongman competition after strongman competition.
Vs. needs some major coup to steal some other sport away from competitors. Perhaps an exclusive contract to show a specific team like NBC has with Notre Dame. I bet if they could wrangle up an exclusive deal to show all the games of some of the more well-followed sports teams, they might have a shot. Red Sox? Lakers? Cowboys? I know the leagues would put up a fight, but I bet an egomaniac like Jerry Jones would love the idea of having all 16 regular season games broadcast nationwide every week.
I know, probably not legally or fiscally possible, but I know Vs. has been on the losing end of some bids, so they are at least trying to grow the programming.
If Santa comes down my chimney wearing those Red Wing colors, he's going to wish he didn't exist.
What bothers me most is that they DON’T have a nightly sports show. There are tons of people otu there looking for an alternative to Sportscenter, and yet they’ve got nothing.
I’d be happy to watch a nightly highlight show if they actually had NHL highlights and such.
Scratch that I REALLY want a nightly highlight show that actually has NHL highlights. That would be bliss.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 11:19 AM MST up reply actions
NHL Network…On The Fly! My favorite DVR’ed show. Since at this time of the year I could give a rats anus about other sports
NHL Network is worth the extra couple bucks
I hate how much VS gets bashed, as Dixo pointed out ESPN hasn’r ALWAYS been the ‘worldwide leader’
Also, how was it a bad move by the NHL to sign with VS, a station that WANTED them?
Everyone seems to forget that ESPN had one more year left on the NHL contract and did NOT exercise the option. So, just where was the NHL SUPPOSED to gO???
by From the Point on Dec 9, 2009 12:07 PM MST up reply actions
I am not paying the extra per month for the sports package due to the wife saying no.
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 12:11 PM MST up reply actions
I understand her point
It’s a lot per month for only the NHL network and Fox Soccer channel.
I wouldn’t watch NFL, ESPN 200, Golf, or any of the other sports crap, so I haven’t fought it to vehemently
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 12:47 PM MST up reply actions
I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down
I don’t add it because it would only be for NHL and I just can’t justify that.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 12:54 PM MST up reply actions
NHL channel is fantastic. I get it but I don’t think I payextra for it. (on directv)
by Dario on Dec 9, 2009 1:40 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
it was included when i had directv so i doubt you do.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 1:47 PM MST up reply actions
it’s standard on their HD package.
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 2:25 PM MST up reply actions
So...
you wouldn’t happen to have an opinion on this subject, would you?
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He sure was vague, wasn’t he?
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yeah, still kind of on the fence on the subject
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 AM MST up reply actions
*sniff *sniff.
I’ve never seen this kind of rage from you before DDC, I’m so proud
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(work firewall won’t let me reply to any posts, so this’ll have to do)
losers might not be the right word, but, oh well…
Wow. An employer-caused Jibblekopf / Hopfenscribbit!
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
I was trying figure out what to call that Firewallpfenscribbit?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:21 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I lol'd.
I nominate that was the winner.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:22 AM MST up reply actions
Rec'd
I like it, even though I don’t understand how he can comment, but not reply. That’s just bizarre.
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 9:26 AM MST up reply actions
happens to me sometimes too. tho sometimes (like now) i can do both. just call our firewall wolski.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 10:51 AM MST up reply actions
So when a firewall goes down is that a Clark?
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 2:28 PM MST up reply actions
If Boogard is still out with the bitch-flu, I wonder if we’ll see Mercier dressed instead of Koci?
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
so, uh, I guess Mercier has been recalled!
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 AM MST up reply actions
anyway, to answer your question
in 24 AHL games, Mercier has 1 point and is -7. Honestly, I’d take Koci.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 AM MST up reply actions
Ok I am confused then
Why the hell is he recalled? Maybe if they fill the press box it will look like a more packed rink on national tv?
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I think the conquistador has it right in that this is more getting Durno back into the Lake Erie lineup. The Monsters are 2-10-2 in their last 14 games and have the worst record in the AHL.
No point in having Durno in the pressbox or on the ice for limited ice time when he can be contributing in Lake Erie (if I’m being honest, I would add that I haven’t been all that wowed with him anyway).
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 AM MST up reply actions
Why
Minnesota is the only team Koci fights with (Boogard and that 6’6" John Doe guy who kicked Koci’s ass)
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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 9:26 AM MST up reply actions
John Scott
and he’s 6’7’’.
/end Aeros love.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:29 AM MST up reply actions
I like John Scott. Partly because he’s a big guy, partly because he’s a smart guy (has like an engineering degree or something from a tech school)
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:34 AM MST up reply actions
Scott Parker has an Economics Degree from Princeton
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I'd love to see him at the Treasury Department or the Federal Reserve.
“So you’d like a bailout Mr. Megabank? Please see Undersecretary Parker. Down the hall, 3rd office on your left. Yeah, that guy. What’s that? You want to review your numbers? Well, OK. Just let us know when you’d like to talk to him about that bailout….”
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
by Hopfenkopf on Dec 9, 2009 9:50 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Definitely.
That was one of the reasons my friends back in Houston and I identified him as a guy to arbitrarily root for before ever watching him play. He was a smart guy, he was huge, and his name was boring. Then we saw him play and loved how he wasn’t a very good skater, made terrible decisions with the puck, and always managed to grab a guy by the collar during scrums in front of the net.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:37 AM MST up reply actions
AW, SHIT! I forgot tonight’s tilt is on Versus…radio feed only for me…DishNet’s free Versus is over.
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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE...

Channelsurfing.net has a link to the game, so more than likely, it’s on Justin TV.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
well, i’m not completely sure what’s up with my viewing situation. i think i’ve watched vs before (my dad and baseball biz) but i’ve no idea really. i get the HD package and there’s VSHD in the channel line up so one would think i would get it. but then the channel lineup page says VSHD is OnDemand, so ???
anyone have Time Warner out there and have some info for me? worst comes to worst, i pay to see it via that OnDemand crap.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 8:52 AM MST reply actions
Not to brag...
but I have Charter so Vs is merely channel 66 on my TV.
What 6 pack should I buy for this game?
I see a ban hammer in your future.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 9:19 AM MST up reply actions
Apparently I’m one of the few who will have no problem watching the game. This is a nice change for me, after going the last two years with little to no chance of seeing ANY game.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
I won’t have a problem watching the Avs either. I started paying for Dish’s top package about 5 years ago so I could watch the Avs (they showed like 10 Avs games that year or something). Even though I have Center Ice now I never dropped Dish’s top package….
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by Americanario on Dec 9, 2009 11:35 AM MST up reply actions
Oh hey
Did you guys know Fahey was an original draft pick of the Avs? I learned that last night when reading old draft reviews. This was probably mentioned when we traded for him but I missed it. Nonetheless, that’s super cool.
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did not know that.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:14 AM MST up reply actions
interesting – Fahey’s teammates at Wisconsin include:
Steve Reinprecht
Dany Heatley
Brad Winchester
Rene Bourque
Tom Gilbert
Adam Burish
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:17 AM MST up reply actions
Tom Gilbert
another original Avs draft pick.
Fucking Tommy Salo.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:17 AM MST up reply actions
Blurb on Fahey mentions team strength
7. Brian Fahey, D A teammate of top pick Dany Heatley, Fahey is a solid defenseman with a decent shot. Not really specifically good in any particular area, Fahey is a good prospect who will need some time to adjust and develop to the pro game, if he ever makes it. His numbers have been pretty good at Wisconsin, but is that just because it’s just a strong team, or is it because of his skill?
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:19 AM MST up reply actions
Rene Bourque is a guy that I’d really like to see in an Avs sweater. He’s a UFA this summer!
by c0nquistad0rian on Dec 9, 2009 11:46 AM MST up reply actions
Ahead of Liles and after Sauer.
That was the Vaclav Nedorost draft. Not really a horrible draft considering what we got out of it. Sauer and Liles became solid NHL guys and second round pick Jared Aulin was packaged in the Rob Blake trade.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:17 AM MST up reply actions
Nice rant
And here here! I basically switch back and forth from DirecTV to Comcast every few years to take advantage of good deals. Or threaten to switch to see how bad the bozos want to keep me. My DirecTV committment is up. Maybe today would be a good day to do some digging? I’ve never tried Dish, but it seems like they have some smoking deals out there for new customers. What do others think of Dish?
I probably won’t watch the fricken game tonight. I hope they finally beat the fricken Wild. I read in the paper this morning that they are something pathetic like 1-12 and something in their last whatever regular season games against the Wild. Yuck. Making this worse is that my F-in-L is a Wild fan.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
DishNetwork
No Vs. unless you subscribe to the gold package. Once the new customer deals are over, be prepared for drastic price increases. I consider the customer support horrific. Plus they call me on my cell phone 3-4 times a month trying to get me to subscribe to a more expensive deal.
I am counting the days until my contract is over so I can switch to something else. Maybe Comcast.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart
My experience with Dish Net is a totally 180 from yours. My customer service experience has been great with them.
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by Angélique C. Murray on Dec 9, 2009 11:37 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
Outside of the extra money for the gold package, I’ve never really had any issues with Dish (I’ve had mine 9 years). The only problem I had was when their “new software” dropped my center ice package earlier in the year and screwed up my billing. Customer service was very nice and apologetic when I complained and got me hooked back up right away.
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by Americanario on Dec 9, 2009 11:54 AM MST up reply actions
I love my dish setup. i have the hd-only gold package. I don’t need any of their SD crap anyways, and it’s cheaper (50$ a month + locals and the other crap). unfortunately, I don’t think they offer it anymore. if they do, that’s the right package.
the best thing about dish is the DVR. it’s very nice. not quite Tivo quality, but vastly superior to the other major providers. They also have excellent picture quality, which matters to my image-processor work persona.
ive never had cell phone calls, nor price increases i wasn’t aware were coming. their customer service is par for the course, imo.
Tyler Arnason is also furious about this

And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
I don’t know why that took my by surprise, but it did
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:19 AM MST up reply actions
Yeah, me too. Good thing I wasn’t in class, because I burst out laughing.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 9:20 AM MST up reply actions
Very well played, indeed.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:20 AM MST up reply actions
Is that “Blue Steel”, “Le Tigre,” “Ferrari,” “magnum” or rage?
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM MST up reply actions
His new one
“Intimidation”
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Ok, I wrote my game preview…off to bed for a pre-game/post-work nap.
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About the game
Here is a link to a preview
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/gamecenter/preview/NHL_20091209_MIN@COL/wildavalanche-preview
From that preview:
Budaj has made three straight starts in place of the injured Craig Anderson (neck), posting a 1.34 goals-against average in those games. Anderson started all three Colorado losses to Minnesota this season and posted a 2.54 GAA, while Budaj compiled a 1.58 GAA in his last three matchups with the Wild despite going 1-1-1.
What I don’t get is how you can post a 1.58 GAA over three games and still end up with a loss and an overtime loss. I guess that speaks to how horrible the offense was last year.
Here is hoping the Avs plays strong and get the win. I won’t be watching of course, because I am one of the fools who has DirecTV.
Go Avs!
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To be fair, he didn’t face a shot in the OTL, but still got stuck with it. So basically he gets the 3 game record…but only played 2 (shootout not withstanding)
Except
I think those numbers refers to Budaj’s last three outings with the Wild. Maybe I am reading it wrong.
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No you’re right. He’s got a 1.34 in the past 3 games, with the weird OTL no shots issue, but he was 1.58 in the last 3 games agaisnt the wild. I remember one of them was either a 0-0 shootout loss or a 1-1 shootout loss. Still bazaar.
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Last season Budaj played the Wild:
November 6th = 1-3 L in Denver
December 1st = 6-5 W in Minny
*January 4th = 0-2 L in Denver
*March 12th = 2-1 SOW in Denver
*March 17th = 2-3 SOL in Minny
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by Americanario on Dec 9, 2009 12:12 PM MST up reply actions
A
great news for me…and yes, i realize i may get banhammer for this but….i will be able to watch the game tonight…in HD…for free. sorry guys.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 9:20 AM MST reply actions
You aren't sorry.
Don’t be lyin’ like that.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:21 AM MST up reply actions
no banhammers for the folks who get to watch the game. I have shows to catch up on anyway
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:23 AM MST up reply actions
So You Think You Can Dance?
and yes, I watched some of it last night.
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yeah, we just watched last week’s shows last night. Have that to watch to night and (gets ready to duck) Glee. Also last week’s Office and 30 Rock and I think a Flash Forward or two
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:35 AM MST up reply actions
If you are a butt and leg man
you are missing out by not watching So You Think You Can Dance. Just saying.
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and Cat Deeley…
…swooooooon
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:45 AM MST up reply actions
I adopted Glee over the last three days.
Hate the show, love the music. I swear, Quinn might be an attractive girl if she would wipe that quizzical look off her face. It’s all she ever has. The only time it started to disappear was when she got into that baking fight with Baby Daddy.
I am so stoked for Sectionals tonight.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:45 AM MST up reply actions
the non-music part is kind of hit or miss for me. but Jane Lynch (Sue Slyvester) absolutely makes the show
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:47 AM MST up reply actions
Sue's Corner
is going to be an awesome Youtube compilation if the show keeps on like it has. Agree about the non-music part. Some of scenes are real fun but some of them infuriate me. Artie getting all up on that chick for faking her stutter was ridiculous. That made me rage real, real hard. Also, Finn breaking the news of the baby to Quinn’s family the way he did also caused rage.
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by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:50 AM MST up reply actions
In completely unreleated to the above topic news, I may have lost a friend last night. I was having a conversation about possibly going to an Avs game, and said “friend” proceeded to blast the Avs and declare his loyalty to…. you guessed it…. the Wings. So much for that friendship.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
Sorry, I didn’t really understand the “may have” part?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 9:29 AM MST up reply actions
Our receptionist at work is from Michigan and a Red Wing fan…I literally have to walk out of the room if the word hockey is mentioned. She is cute and nice, and I don’t feel like starting a screaming match everyday on my hatred of the Wings.
See I worked with a guy from Detoilet at my last school. He and I are still pretty good friends because, though, hi is a fan of Lea Ailes, he is actually a very nice and knowledgeble guy. He is probably like a bigfoot in that the existence of nice, polite, intellectual Wings fans are impossible to find.
This guy’s son is a Sharks fan and they usually go to a couple of Sharks, and/or Coyote games each year. We often try and hit Las Vegas Wranglers (ECHL) games together.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Dec 9, 2009 12:55 PM MST up reply actions
I tried to have sex with a Wings fan once. He couldn’t get it up.
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 1:06 PM MST up reply actions
I tried with an Oilers fan once…she ended up sleeping with 6 other dudes.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
and then her husband made her demand a trade?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 4:47 PM MST up reply actions
She refused to play for the team…and decided to sign elsewhere.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
Very good point. I considered changing it, but my laziness won out over my desire for accuracy.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 9:32 AM MST up reply actions
Man,
you need a better vetting process. I’m pretty sure that if Salma Hayek showed up on my doorstep with a keg and wearing nothing but a hockey sweater asking if she could come inside for some “recreation”, I’d be obliged to close the door if it were an Ailes sweater.
Some things are just non-starters.
Your conversation might start like this:
“Hi, I’m Dashing, Rather Dashing. What’s your name”
“I’m (insert name here)”
“Hi, (insert name here). Are you a serial killer?”
“No”
“Cool. Les Ailes fan?”
“Yes”
“Allow me to introduce you to my friend Mr. Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeff, you said that you were hungry, right?”
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
by Hopfenkopf on Dec 9, 2009 9:34 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Please let this conversation happen IRL.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:38 AM MST up reply actions
I love the Avs and I love all of you, but if Salma Hayek shows up on my door wearing nothing but an Ailes sweater, I’m letting her in.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:39 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Traitor.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:40 AM MST up reply actions
hey, I may be a traitor, but I’m not a stupid traitor
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 9:47 AM MST up reply actions
Perhaps you can “show her the light” and convert her to the Avalanche
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
As long as the sweater is removed from said “Salma Hayek” and immediately thrown into the fire place, while Hayek is then taken to the shower to be cleansed.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Dec 9, 2009 12:56 PM MST up reply actions
Keep Salma
but hold on to the sweater for later. It might come in handy, y’know, for cleaning up afterwards?
It's hard to be a saint in this city
It's cold outside (-3F at the moment here in Denver)
Perhaps I could invite Salma in and start her a nice warm fire with her excess clothing? I hear many cultures use dung for fuel.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
It was -8
when I was at work sabotaging people’s safety who angered me with their excessive rudeness.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 10:18 AM MST up reply actions
I’m making her take it off immediately.
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Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 9:49 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
What if it’s a Bertuzzi sweater?
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 9:54 AM MST up reply actions
Ooohhhhhh
The plot thickens!
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Dec 9, 2009 9:55 AM MST up reply actions
This is just like my idea for a reality show called "Dilemma"
3 animal rights activists on deserted island. The only food is a polar bear, albino rhinoceros, and siberian tiger. They have the weapons to kill them. Do the starve or kill the soon to be extinct animal? OR
DDC and Selma in a Bertuzzi sweater
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
If it's a Bertuzzi sweater
I am going to cut it into toilet roll size pieces. Load up on the hottest, spiciest curry I can find, then let loose and use the sweater as God intended.
It's hard to be a saint in this city
just one question: how long are all you “i’d shut the door on her” expecting her to have the sweater on in the first place? me? it’d be off before she crossed the threshold, thus negating the issue altogether.
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by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 10:57 AM MST up reply actions
ok, the three of us are on the same page for sure. we should get together and compare notes
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 12:14 PM MST up reply actions
By notes do you mean nude pictures of Selma?
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Dec 9, 2009 3:30 PM MST up reply actions
as am I. Salma Hayek guys. i mean…’nuff said.
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 9, 2009 10:55 AM MST up reply actions
Thus my post above….
Burn the sweater, immediately.
Send Hayek to the shower to wash the impurity of Les AIles from her body.
If you wish to help her cleanse herself fine, if she wants something to wear after the cleansing then she may wear an Avs jersey for as long as necessary.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
In other words, not at all.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:00 PM MST up reply actions
What no small talk, or a beverage before playing “mini golf”
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
That's nothing
Bob once “flirted” with a Hooters waitress who was young enough to be his daughter, and she was a Wings fan. Bob talks a good game on this site, but in real life, his loyalties aren’t quite as strong.
And a definite yes to Salma. She could be wearing the Wings sweater and a tramp stamp that says “Wayne Rooney is God” and I’d let her in, too.
For the record
She put on my Avalanche coat. I did not put on anything winged wheel. So there. But you would have to remember that Danno.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 4:45 PM MST up reply actions
Everytime I call DirecTV they blame it on Versus and say they are greedy, then i heard an interview with the head of VS and he blames DirecTV for being greedy. This is gonna go one forever and missing all this hockey has been miserable.
PS. I’m listening to NHL live and they just said Greg Sherman will be on the show today, not sure when but I’ll let everyone know when they mention it again.
Too bad they took out the NHL Live rerun for NHL Power Play. Please post anything insightful.
by Avalanche318 on Dec 9, 2009 10:14 AM MST up reply actions
I feel all of your pain
I get ESPN America in the UK, and for just £150.00 per year, (yes, pounds, or around US $243.00) I get the privilege of watching the Leafs, Calgary, Pittsburgh and Edmonton almost exclusively.
I also get the joys of “ESPN” sidebars down the sides of the screens (err, you guys at ESPN do know about widescreen tvs, yeah?)
Oh, and I have seen 3 Avs matches this season, 1 win and 2 losses.
However, this is all a vast improvement over last year, where due to the provider going bust, I got nada. But, yeah, I feel your pain.
It's hard to be a saint in this city
Try NHL Gamecenter live. You can stream the games online…it’s pretty sweet.
www.returnoftheghostbusters.com
Versus
Is working on bettering their line-up so they can justify the amount of money they’re asking from DirecTV in order to carry their channel. They’re currently developing a number of original shows.
That being said, the real reason behind this blackout, is the pending acquisition of a majority stake in NBC-Universal by Comcast. I guess they figured “Hey, screw you DirecTV, soon we’ll be so powerful, we’ll just buy you out!”
But things are changing. In the next 5 years, cable and satellite are going away. Internet TV is replacing everything, and the middle man (cable/satellite companies) will no longer be holding all the cards. Soon, if you want Versus, you just pay them a subscription fee—say, $1 a month. HBO? $7 a month. CNN? $0.25, etc. So my entire subscription per month will be $28 based on the channels I watch, instead of shelling out $90 a month for a few channels I want, and a ton of crap I’ll never watch.
Screw you Comcast, and screw you, DirecTV!
www.returnoftheghostbusters.com
On a Wednesday
I thought Vs. only showed games on Monday and Tuesday. How behind the times am I on this?
If Santa comes down my chimney wearing those Red Wing colors, he's going to wish he didn't exist.
Coming from Kukla
Colorado Avalanche — Just when I think the Avs are fading, they start winning again. Colorado has to be one of the biggest surprises of the early hockey season. Can they continue their winning ways? Why not, only 50 or so games to go.
Most of us aren’t surprised when you add Andy, Duchene, ORLY, Quincey and subtract Arnasson. Addition by Subtraction. This time that phrase makes sense
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
In that case, we're winning the Cup next year.
Contracts expiring:
Tucker
Clark
Salei
Svatos
among others…
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
The other names with expiring contracts
Budaj
Foote
Hendricks
Koci
Willsie
Durno
Haydar
RFA’s at the end of the season:
Wolski
Hensick
Stewart
Quincey
Weiman
Burki
O’Neil
Macias
Yip
Dupuis
Peltier
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Greg Sherman on the show now: http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=616#&intcmpid=nhl-hp-vidchn-livewire
Quick recap of Sherman on NHL Live
-Praise for Sacco developing the players and earning the respect of the vets
-He’s happy about the goaltender duo
-Quincey deal has worked well for both teams
-Duchene has been great and is coming along
-Stas is only 24 and doing great things and is a big part of the future
-Duchene + ORLY are a big part of the team and that is why they won’t be in the world juniors
-Losing Davey was unfortunate but the team has rallied to overcome that
-Tucker has been outstanding (?) Brings his compete level every night (?) and it goes a long way towards helping the young kids.
Basically he didn’t say anything useful, just the standard praise and company line as you’d expect
I was totally with him until the Tucker bullshit
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 11:20 AM MST up reply actions
Tucker doesn’t bother me that much. I think he does bring a lot of experience and leadership that are helping the young kids.
And MOST of the time he puts forward a lot of effort.
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Tucker has been better this year…he doesn’t suck, so far. It’s too bad he got injured because he was actually playing well before that, now he’s just getting by in most cases.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
I think he’s been terrible, to be honest
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 1:12 PM MST up reply actions
He was good before he got hurt, hasn’t seemed to do much of anything since. To be honest.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 1:18 PM MST up reply actions
I think he’s been our best player recently. To be dishonest.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:20 PM MST up reply actions
????
I do agree with Bob that he was good before he got hurt.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 1:32 PM MST up reply actions
It was a poor attempt at a joke. Tucker sucks. Again.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:41 PM MST up reply actions
I noticed the “dishonest” wording…before that I was thinking my sarcasm meter was a little low.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
totally missed the “dis” part. well done
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 1:45 PM MST up reply actions
I got it. And think it was funny. Kind of silly of me to include “To be honest,” actually. Like most of the time I’m just making shit up?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 1:43 PM MST up reply actions
Yep. That’s what I was poking fun at.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:45 PM MST up reply actions
I think the level of expectation for Tucker to be “good” is a lot lower than for a lot of other players. He was still taking a lot of bad penalties.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Dec 9, 2009 3:50 PM MST up reply actions
-Tucker has been outstanding (?) Brings his compete level every night (?) and it goes a long way towards helping the young kids.

Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Dec 9, 2009 3:33 PM MST up reply actions
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
I am a Comcast customer in Lafayette, and my big issue is that Altitude is not on any of my HDTV stations.
The High Definition makes a big difference, and the wide-screen even bigger.
Are you sure? I have ALT in HD and I’m COMCAST in littleton.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 11:23 AM MST up reply actions
Nice to see you here Howard! (long time fellow Av newsgrouper)
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 11:27 AM MST up reply actions
TRY CHANNEL 664
our tivo always ‘says’ it a movie, but it’s the Avs
by From the Point on Dec 9, 2009 12:13 PM MST up reply actions
shit..seems im stuck with the wild SD feed tonight..stupid CI….
oh btw DDC, vicious rant, i like it!!
'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'
even if im in canada ;)
'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'
Canada has TVs?
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 12:15 PM MST up reply actions
It can sometimes be tricky with the igloos… with the heat from the TV’s we have to rebuild them sometimes… but it’s worth it.
Sandie
it’s true, sandie im gunna have to borrow your empty milk cartons to make new bricks for my west wall
'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'
yah..sorry..
'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'
I would pay a lot
to see the two of you guest star on Red Green Show.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Time to grow a pair, boys!
I may or may not be in the live thread
Depends on how the plans for this evening end up.
I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.
I might miss the start of the game, but hopefully not much more than that.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:01 PM MST up reply actions
So “Mini golf” is up in the air?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Ha, no mini golf. Just stuff I gotta do.
Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.
by Rather Dashing on Dec 9, 2009 1:08 PM MST up reply actions
same here, though i got some xmas shopping to finish (read: start) so who knows if i’ll be around
'I googled what the white stuff in a Ho-Ho was, i found out it has NINE cups of sugar..that will KILL YOU, it would turn your blood into fruit punch!'
Maybe we’ll see a 4th line that actually gets to play tonight?
Per Dater:
Justin Mercier was called up from Lake Erie and was skating on a fourth line this morning with Matt Hendricks and Marek Svatos, so he could be in the lineup tonight. Chris Durno was sent back down.
If Koci is in the press box and Mercier is in the line up, we might see the 4th line get a few more shifts….
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
How about this...
We all log into Mile High Sports…and listen to the game on the radio?
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
Can’t only ten people listen at a time?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
you could always go through the Avs site? let’s crash their servers…it would be a good message to Versus.
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
Drinking game
every time Moser puts emphasis on a seemingly mundane play. Maybe it is just me, but I find him incredibly annoying to listen to. On the rare occasions when I’m in an area where I can hear the broadcast.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 2:34 PM MST up reply actions
The few times I was stuck listening
He seemed like he was constantly on a caffiene buzz.
I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.
We’ll be dead by the intermission.
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Dec 9, 2009 3:34 PM MST up reply actions
anyone notice that their Directv bill remained the same eventhough they’re getting one channel less?
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 2:36 PM MST reply actions
two less
my package doesn’t come with ESPN Classic any longer either. Which sort of blows. And I have a pretty big package. That’s what she said.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 2:39 PM MST up reply actions
you’re right I don’t have that either.
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 3:21 PM MST up reply actions
A big package?
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Dec 9, 2009 3:35 PM MST up reply actions
I was just refering to the cable package, but thanks for bringing that up…
Jesus Saves! Duchene gets the rebound and scores!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM MST up reply actions
up top!
"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella
Did CO have a matinee game?
Yahoo! is already showing the game’s over, with a box score and everything … y’all won.
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
Awesome
Chris Durno had a point, and was sent down today.
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Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Dec 9, 2009 5:04 PM MST up reply actions
Maybe Yahoo
Doesn’t get Versus either.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 5:18 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Yahoo's new shot at google
They must’ve actually created something to look into the future.
Google can only tease us with an April Fool’s joke.
I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.
It looks like they’ve fixed it, only now they are showing the Avs with a 17-10-6 record and the Wild with a 14-13-3 record.
The Avs are actually 17-9-6 while Minny is 13-13-3. So even though the game hasn’t been played yet, they’ve awarded Minny a win and the Avs a loss.
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Does that mean I should run out and buy Proline
And pick Minny?
I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.
Looks like you should have,unfortunately.
2009-2010 Avs: a game away from being up on blocks
by BeachNSnowGirl on Dec 10, 2009 10:44 AM MST up reply actions
Almost totally OT
But does anyone else see the irony in the “golf” references in here in light of Tiger’s ever developing news?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
my favorite gaming community (shacknews.com) posed the question “what will the porno spinoff of these events be named?” a la Saving Ryan’s Privates, etc.
I’d post some of the best but their comment search feature is down (again). Tiger’s Wood was one I remember…
Did you ever see the rejected Dr. Suess book names? The Grinches Ten Inches and Horton Hires a Ho are two I remember off hand.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Dec 9, 2009 5:17 PM MST up reply actions
you know Bob, I’ve had that same thought (re: irony). Really bizarre coincidence – we come up with the mini-golf meme and then this Tiger thing blows up a couple of weeks later (that’s what she said)
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Dec 9, 2009 5:27 PM MST up reply actions
Kinda strange that our meme started
About a week or two before his accident.
I need a new sig, since i think I cursed ORLY by promoting him.
No game thread?
Avalanche 2009-2010: They'll beat your 7 man power play; we'll take down your announcers.
It's up there.
This is a hockey board — You fuck with our Hejduk, and the spirit of Lappy is coming. =)-Jibbles

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