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by StructuralPoke on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 AM MDT reply actions

Lol!

Love the second one from the top on the Weak Side. Definitely applies to another goaltender I know…

by Mrs @ MHH on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM MDT reply actions

This one? (SFW)

MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2009 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions

Exactly!

Althought it probably applies to most goaltenders. Anyone who enjoys getting hit with a frozen disc of rubber(insert joke here), has something wrong upstairs, imo.

by Mrs @ MHH on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions

Goalies don’t have the part of their brain that identifies crazy ideas. It’s been replaced by a second ‘Awesome’ gland.
True story.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Mar 13, 2009 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions

Goalies sound a lot like pole vaulters….we seem to have our wiring messed up.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Mar 13, 2009 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions

More like

You have a defective fear gene….

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Mar 14, 2009 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions

It’s not defective, Its been replaced by a 3rd ‘Awesome’ gene. Also a true story.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Mar 14, 2009 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions

Any sport/event that can do this to me, I’m out…

by StructuralPoke on Mar 18, 2009 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions

forgot the link — preview is my friend from now on, I promise.

click here.

by StructuralPoke on Mar 18, 2009 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions

I gotta agree, I may have multiple awesome glands but I’m not gonna do that. I’m too scared of getting skewered by the pole, yes, I frequently think that can happen.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads divurged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Mar 19, 2009 1:48 AM MDT up reply actions

It actually very rarely happens….I’ve never seen it happen it 20+ years competing and coaching in the sport af track and field. Now throwing events on the other hand….I seen a very high number of incidents there….

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Mar 19, 2009 5:36 PM MDT up reply actions