Buried within his 400th "we will sign Hossa for far less than market value because we are so great" post, Bill over at EZ spews the following: Laperierre is the guy I’d go after if Hossa leaves. The firepower you lose in watching Hoss go is compensated for by the hunger and feistiness of a guy like Laperierre. Is it an equal trade off? Well, considering the sobs you’d hear from the Dive bloggers when their hero "Lappy" signs with the enemy? That in itself would be warming. And, listen. If Laperierre does come here? He’s not "Lappy" anymore. That’s for exclamation point users. To us he’ll be something cool like..."Lap Dance."