Craigslist and hockey fans are a great mix

by Dario on Jul 23, 2009 8:22 PM MDT Comment 19 comments

It's the absolute DOG days of hockey right now. With Yip signed the only thing to look forward to is a Billy Sauer signing (excited yet?). So, I was looking at some hockey things on Craigslist and it entertained me for a suprisingly long time. Here are a couple of gems.

First up is a girl who deserves some rich old man's money. She sounds very exciting and her tastes in sports puts her well ahead of some blond bimbo you might put up in a Condo somewhere. http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1281653523.html

I am looking for a full set of Ice Hockey Goalie Gear. I am a medium build female that is 5' 7".
I would like to find a full of gear to play Goal as well as forward. If you have some gear, or preferrably a full set I would like to check them out.
Money is tight and I would be willing to barter for the gear. . . of course unless you know of a Hockey Sugar Daddy that would like to support my habit. You just never know.

Bless her heart.

Next is a woman I like to call the Black Widow. This is not for the faint of heart and honestly this will shock you to your core. The poor man is in worse shape than Saving Silverman and should not walk, but run to his nearest divorce attorney. http://denver.craigslist.org/clt/1280139544.html (click on link for pictures).

Collection of Avalanche items..call 303 xxx xxxx or email for more info..they belong to my new husband and his hockey shrine days are over! Make an offer..
Thanks.

Unbelievable. Sir, if you are reading this you must grow a pair and stand your ground. Good God man, would Patrick Roy put up with that?!

Next up is something that's kind of unique. No, strike that... it's fricken cool as hell. I'm no collector but this thing is absolute gold for the American hockey fan.

http://denver.craigslist.org/clt/1280079183.html

I have (1) 1980 Miracle on Ice Framed 16x20 poster that is autographed by the entire team as well as coach Herb Brooks. (Pictured)

Good luck getting $2400 in this economy, even though it's probably worth that. U.S. American JM Liles makes a good living, maybe he will make that exchange in the parking lot at King Soopers?

Last, I bring you Jerry Seinfelds girlfriend. http://denver.craigslist.org/tag/1278049335.html

I am selling my classic vintage complete original hand-held video games...
Mattel Electronics hand held Baseball from 1978 - $20 OBO
Entex Electronics Hockey from 1979 - $20 OBO
Tomytronic (Tomy Electronics) 3-D Thundering Turbo (binocular racecar game) from 1983 - $50 OBO

This calls for Turkey and a box of wine, who's with me?

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I'm gonna call her ass tonight at midnight (PST)

And offer her like 10k for that collection.

Hockey... The most favoritest sport of Jesus.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Jul 23, 2009 8:54 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

There is a lesson to be learned here

Sometimes it is, in fact, OK to hit a woman.

"Any newspaperman who speaks of the 'music' of rolling presses is either faking or he has had so much to drink that he will next sentimentalize appendicitis."
-- Roger Kahn

by wtnelson on Jul 23, 2009 10:29 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Actually, I’d be hitting that ball-less sack that married the bitch, but that’s just me. I mean, seriously, mom throwing out the baseball cards and comics is one thing, but….. Damn.

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Jul 24, 2009 2:42 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

He should be looking on Craigslist for Lidstrom’s shattered balls. With the clever use of duct tape, perhaps he can one day be a proud owner of a pair.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

by smoky201 on Jul 24, 2009 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

A partner who doesn’t appreciate (or at least accept) your interests and obsessions is not a real partner. The sack-less douche should put up an ad for a good divorce attorney.

The Avs may suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.

by Joe Dunman on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Ironically

I am the crazy fanatic who collects Avs stuff, not my husband. I tell him it’s for our son (which is how I can feel legitimate about going up to Foote, Sakic, Lappy with my son and getting their signatures), but except for the signed Budaj stuff, I don’t think my son cares. Oh, and if my husband ever tried to sell any of the stuff I have collected behind my back on Craig’s List, he wouldn’t have to worry about Lindstrom’s shattered balls, because he would be sporting a Draper shattered glass vagina.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Jul 24, 2009 10:13 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh snap.

The Avs may suck now, but they've still won a Cup more recently than 75% of the NHL.

by Joe Dunman on Jul 24, 2009 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

$110??

It looks like the collection contains 2 sports illustrated: 1996 with Roy on the cover (the other is probably the 2001 with Ray Bourque on the cover). 2 pucks, a newspaper, a bobble-head and a shot glass. It is difficult to determine the condition of the items, but I’d be shocked if “The Black Widow” could get $40 for this. Not only does she sound like a succubus, but she is totally delusional about the monetary and sentimental value of her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s possessions.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

by smoky201 on Jul 24, 2009 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

She's even more a harpy than I thought.

If the photos encompass the sum total of this guy’s “hockey shrine”, it could fit in like two shoe boxes. If she is busting his nuts over something that takes up like one cubic foot, he needs to not only find his stones, but his spine and soul as well. This is well and truly f’ed up!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - "Hey Brother, can you spare a Left Winger?"

by Hopfenkopf on Jul 24, 2009 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs