Tyler Arnason's REAL New Job
"New York Rangers President and General Manager Glen Sather announced today that the club has agreed to terms on a two-way contract with free agent forward Tyler Arnason"
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Lifetime subscription to Jelly Of The Month Club, baby.
Have fun in Hartford, Tyler!
Above Average.
by Don Balls on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
For all my bitching about the guy, i do wish him luck. I’m just glad hes not around here anymore.
Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...
by mfured20 on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
me too
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 3, 2009 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god
someone picked him up. Until they did there was always a chance he would come back.
We’ll miss those hungry eyes.
by Streams Of Whiskey on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Great, now I have to find a new go-to guy when I’m out of hockey-related humor.
One down, three to go
by FiveJeffFingerDiscount on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
According to who?
You can still never go wrong with an Arnie joke.
"Horton is win."
--Horvil Tiki
by wtnelson on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine That
The Rangers. Match made in heaven. The Rangers under-achieve, so why not throw Arnie in there?
"Horton is win."
--Horvil Tiki
by wtnelson on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Dater on the signing -
“Relief is finally here, Avs fans. No more startling, sweat-soaked leaps from the pillow at 3 a.m., following visions of Tyler Arnason playing for your team.
No longer will you have to pound the table after seeing Arnie get the puck taken off his stick, then watching him casually skate back to the bench with that "who cares?" look on his face.
No longer will you have to pull your hair after seeing Arnie misfire on another shot, or have it easily blocked and taken the other way, Arnie a full three strides behind in pursuit.
No longer will you have to look at an Avalanche payroll list and see Arnie making more money than guys like Lappy. No longer will you have to see Arnie shy away from making any contact with an opponent, which if he’d done so might have resulted in the Avalanche having the puck.
It’s all over. Arnie is, appropriately enough, a New York Ranger – the team that never saw an over-the-hill, overpaid Avs player they didn’t like. "
hahaha awesome!
Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...
by mfured20 on Jul 3, 2009 10:44 AM MDT reply actions 4 recs
beautiful
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha...
"Who speaks for Charlie?"
by Tempestuous Binary on Jul 3, 2009 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you hear that?
That is the sound of angels singing sweet, rapturous, glorious sounds of a new day.
Barkeep – an extra extra beverage tonight in celebration!
In protest of adulthood
by Bradicus on Jul 3, 2009 11:04 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
The sun is out
and the day is beautiful.
by whalers71 on Jul 3, 2009 11:21 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
holy shit this is awesome.
Also no mention so far of his TWO-WAY contract? Part of me wishes I was still living in an AHL hockey town so I could see him in the minors.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! HOW can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Jul 3, 2009 1:25 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
psst – it’s in the quote.
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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 3, 2009 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw it in the quote
That’s how I knew it was a two-way. I meant no mention of it by anyone in the comments.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! HOW can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Jul 3, 2009 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine
This contract is the colset Arny will ever be to a 2-way player
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 3, 2009 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
This contract is the colset Arny will ever be to a 2-way player
Haven’t you seen the new video?
MHH: Shagging Dater one contributor at a time.
by Bob in Boulder on Jul 4, 2009 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahaha
Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...
by mfured20 on Jul 4, 2009 5:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
it may be in the quote
but emphasizing that never hurts.
Did anyone realize that he had the team’s second-highest shot total in 07-08? The Rangers gush page is pretty funny & they’re obviously reaching in a lot of it!
I just want Drury back... I recognize the Drury->Morris->Statsny chain, and I stick with the statement.
by wflan on Jul 3, 2009 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
99% of which went right into the goalie’s chest
by chiavsfan on Jul 3, 2009 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone realize that he had the team’s second-highest shot total in 07-08?
Yeah, but I thought those were shots he received because of his strip club visits…
Get rid of the loser point
08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?
by TheRed on Jul 3, 2009 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I don’t see anything wrong with supporting the local economy. Trickle down economics, hello?
I wonder if his celebrity will help him in the instance he needs a liver transplant…
I just want Drury back... I recognize the Drury->Morris->Statsny chain, and I stick with the statement.
by wflan on Jul 3, 2009 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO he’ll be spending a lot of his time in the AHL I would imagine? I’m surprised he didn’t look overseas…
by chiavsfan on Jul 3, 2009 3:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
no one
wanted him overseas
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
by DESTROYER on Jul 3, 2009 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, they take pretty much anyone overseas
by chiavsfan on Jul 3, 2009 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
and still
no takers
I just want Drury back... I recognize the Drury->Morris->Statsny chain, and I stick with the statement.
by wflan on Jul 3, 2009 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus...
nobody told Arnie that they don’t talk ’Merican over there!
by Hopfenkopf on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you New York Rangers
for our never having to see Arnie in an Av’s Unipron or a Chippendale’s costume!!
Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.
by hockeymom on Jul 3, 2009 4:32 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
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