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Excluding Zetterberg: They love me!

They really, really, love me!  Even in the hockey doldrums of summer, it seems as if the toothless 19 over at EZ just can't get me out of their collective craniums.  In part of a riveting series by C3PO Bill, in which the toothless are being asked to rank their top 10 current rivals, I was browsing through the comments and found .... of all things .... me! 

In one comment, some nice fellow named Osrt (evidently vowels, along with paychecks, are in short supply among RW fans) had the following to say:

Denver (dead last, because they even suck at sucking.)

Agreed. I don’t know anything about this team besides Sakic retiring their last shred of dignity. Dater is the pedobear and Bob from Boulder needs to meet Bertuzzi after talking isht, not owning up and fellating himself with joy after this year’s finals.

Now, don't credit Osrty with the clever "Denver" thing.  That is C3PO Bill's own creation, a clever play on the fact that our team plays in Denver, yet goes by the name of our state.  Oh my sides .... it just never gets old, does it?  But Osrty wishes me bodily harm from Big Bad Bert?  Should I watch my backside?  Or look left and right for the roundhouse sucker punch that is sure to come?  Oh well, glad Osrty, C3PO Bill, and the gang have such a worthy new idol. 

Now, I was actually fine and even a little bit amused by the ramblings of our friend Osrt.  However, I just had to scroll down some more to find the ramblings of some batman loving, ass kissing, freak who claims to be an Av fan.  This is what "AvsRock" had to say:

BTW, even Avs fans can’t stand Bob from Boulder.  Boulder is a different planet and an embarassment to most in Colorado.

Yes, AvsRock, Avs fans can't stand me.  They would, however, surely worship an ass kicking Benedict Arnold such as yourself. 

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