Excluding Zetterberg: They love me!

by Bob in Boulder on Sep 22, 2009 6:11 PM MDT Comment 45 comments

They really, really, love me! Even in the hockey doldrums of summer, it seems as if the toothless 19 over at EZ just can't get me out of their collective craniums. In part of a riveting series by C3PO Bill, in which the toothless are being asked to rank their top 10 current rivals, I was browsing through the comments and found .... of all things .... me!

In one comment, some nice fellow named Osrt (evidently vowels, along with paychecks, are in short supply among RW fans) had the following to say:

Denver (dead last, because they even suck at sucking.)

Agreed. I don’t know anything about this team besides Sakic retiring their last shred of dignity. Dater is the pedobear and Bob from Boulder needs to meet Bertuzzi after talking isht, not owning up and fellating himself with joy after this year’s finals.

Now, don't credit Osrty with the clever "Denver" thing. That is C3PO Bill's own creation, a clever play on the fact that our team plays in Denver, yet goes by the name of our state. Oh my sides .... it just never gets old, does it? But Osrty wishes me bodily harm from Big Bad Bert? Should I watch my backside? Or look left and right for the roundhouse sucker punch that is sure to come? Oh well, glad Osrty, C3PO Bill, and the gang have such a worthy new idol.

Now, I was actually fine and even a little bit amused by the ramblings of our friend Osrt. However, I just had to scroll down some more to find the ramblings of some batman loving, ass kissing, freak who claims to be an Av fan. This is what "AvsRock" had to say:

BTW, even Avs fans can’t stand Bob from Boulder. Boulder is a different planet and an embarassment to most in Colorado.

Yes, AvsRock, Avs fans can't stand me. They would, however, surely worship an ass kicking Benedict Arnold such as yourself.

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wow, congratulations!

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Sep 22, 2009 6:14 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

6. Colorado- Still hate them even though they’re going through tough times. That stupid foot on their shoulders really bothers me,

from a fan of the team with a wing on their belly

Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Sep 22, 2009 6:16 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I have always wondered what bewildering archaic symbolism is involved with having a winged wheel. Wheels for the Motor City, I assume, but wings?

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Sep 22, 2009 6:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

My guess

Is back in the day cars were flying off the shelves.

Doesn’t work today though.

Maybe they should rework it so it’s a decaying, old wing.

And a broken wheel.

Crying motor oil.

So long Super Joe. In a class of your own in every sense of the word.

by Drakenlot on Sep 22, 2009 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe the wing was supposed to be fire, since they seem to burn everything else, and much like the wild logo, it was draw by someone in kindergarten (or at least with that much edukashon).

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Sep 22, 2009 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

always

thought the symbol was a giant red sperm, that was meant to symbolize all of the gingers they have playing on there team….. hmmm

"We just couldnt put the cat in the hat thats really why we lost today we just couldnt put the cat in the hat."

by avs21fan on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

"We just couldnt put the cat in the hat thats really why we lost today we just couldnt put the cat in the hat."

by avs21fan on Sep 23, 2009 1:01 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn

it didnt post my picture of ginger draper

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02Sp8mD10NeT7/610×.jpg

"We just couldnt put the cat in the hat thats really why we lost today we just couldnt put the cat in the hat."

by avs21fan on Sep 23, 2009 1:02 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ewwww Sick!

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

by smoky201 on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Easy on the Gingers

some of us are Avs fans.

Red Power!

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah but you’re a bad ass ginger. so totally different.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Anything is possible.

"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong

by BeachNSnowGirl on Sep 23, 2009 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

I just get a little peeved sometimes when its ok to rip on redheads because of their appearance, yet its not ok to do that with blacks, hispanics, jews, asians, etc. Not that I’m really that offended, as I’ve dealt with it my whole life (and hey, chicks dig the red!) but I feel like I have to represent every once in awhile.

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just sick this guy on us

The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Sep 24, 2009 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

now

you are like a holy man of gingers and well chris draper is the ginger devil we like you but hate the devil besides we do have mcleod on our team and who doesnt like him

"We just couldnt put the cat in the hat thats really why we lost today we just couldnt put the cat in the hat."

by avs21fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:38 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just thought

Maybe it’s an angel wing, and the guy who designed it knew that Detroit will crash and burn.

So long Super Joe. In a class of your own in every sense of the word.

by Drakenlot on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

And yet they've failed

to produce the flying car that they have so proudly advertised lo these many years.

Of course, they’d need to learn to read/spell in order to achieve such an engineering feat, so no worries there.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - "Hey Brother, can you spare a Left Winger?"

by Hopfenkopf on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I should have dug further

Seems this post was just a preamble to our actual ranking, 10 out of 10. And I once again received a dishonorable mention while Benedict AvsFan actually earned a point.

Where will you be on October 1st, 2009 at 6:45 PM Mountain Time?

by Bob in Boulder on Sep 22, 2009 6:23 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

You are a brave soul Bibby. I salute you.

I don’t dare click on EZ for fear of losing my sanity and intelligence.

So long Super Joe. In a class of your own in every sense of the word.

by Drakenlot on Sep 22, 2009 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey BiB, I totally hate you, and curse the day you were born. The Peoples Republic of Boulder really turns my screws too, and I want to disown the town and send it down to Texas where it belongs. Many wishes for imminent banhammerage upon your person. Booyakasha!

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Sep 22, 2009 6:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

You wouldn't happen to like batman

would you?

Where will you be on October 1st, 2009 at 6:45 PM Mountain Time?

by Bob in Boulder on Sep 22, 2009 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

batman’s style is weak, but christian bales is strong.

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Sep 22, 2009 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

As is his over-acting

by chiavsfan on Sep 23, 2009 5:49 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

it served him well in American Pyscho

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Sep 23, 2009 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I like Christian Bale as Batman…and the overdrawn Batman voice is one of the main reasons. Also make for a good South Park episode

by chiavsfan on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

and the overdrawn Batman voice is one of the main reasons

This is actually not his doing. They have digitally done his Batman voice

The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Sep 23, 2009 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

What? Who says Avs fans hate our beloved Bibby? Ah, yes. Some fan who doesn’t hang around MHH and has no idea how loved he his.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Sep 22, 2009 6:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I wish I could still get pissed off at those EZ twats. Unfortunately the horrible grammar, terrible spelling and penchant for inbreeding makes it difficult to read their posts.

I like the dig on our nicknames though. They’re totally right. How dare we come up with creative nicknames for our players when we could do stuff like add -ey to their first names and then reference the player’s last initial. I bet it took the EZ braintrust decades to come up with that.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Nothing Inspirational Comes to Mind

by Mike @ MHH on Sep 22, 2009 7:10 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

TL; DR

but I bet the gist is:

Blah, blah, blah. Avs suck.
Whine, whine, whine.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Did I get it?

So long Super Joe. In a class of your own in every sense of the word.

by Drakenlot on Sep 22, 2009 7:18 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep. Nailed it.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Nothing Inspirational Comes to Mind

by Mike @ MHH on Sep 23, 2009 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bob who???

by jd21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

You really should post this there

Because, they like you

The 2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for the Charity Point
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

They’re just jealous, BiBs. I mean, you can actually formulate complete and coherent sentences. They’re still obsessed with being able to make fire.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Anything is possible.

"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong

by BeachNSnowGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

BiB

Are you sure that “Avs fan” isn’t your friend Dan?

Get rid of the loser point

08-09 Avs- can we decline the penalty?

by TheRed on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Very well could be

Or Red Wing Dan, as I started calling him after he actually rooted for the f’ing wheel in the SCF last year.

Where will you be on October 1st, 2009 at 6:45 PM Mountain Time?

by Bob in Boulder on Sep 23, 2009 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Since when were you named a planet Bob, Is that the reason Pluto no longer counts, If so then yes, I hate you for replacing my favourite Planet.. Give me back my Pluto you stupid planet Boulder.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Sep 23, 2009 2:50 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Denver (dead last, because they even suck at sucking.)

Wait, didn’t we beat the douche-tards in 3 of 4 games last year? So yes, even though the Avs sucked, they still beat the GREATEST TEAM EVER 3 times…

by chiavsfan on Sep 23, 2009 5:52 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I keep reminding some RW fans I know of that fact…and they keep deflecting back to the last place thing. I wonder why that is….

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Anything is possible.

"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong

by BeachNSnowGirl on Sep 23, 2009 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doesn’t count, they only care(and evidently play) in April. Which is why the 8-0 white wash they keep bragging aboutamazes me. I wasn’t aware the NHL had aspecial one off best of 15 series between the Avs and Wings in the playoffs.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Sep 24, 2009 3:47 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, every idiot can use a keyboard nowadays, can’t they?

I’d say to BiB “Don’t feed the trolls”, but otherwise they’d starve in the city of eternal flames.

I don’t believe we’re a community that actually hates anyone. Well, maybe Bertha. Oh yeah, and Phadouche! Oh, and Tucker…. Nevermind.

26 Card Jet

by Tommelot on Sep 23, 2009 9:06 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

BiB - you have found your purpose in life

irritating the hsit out of EZ. Keep up the good work. There should be a medal for such valorous work.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Sep 23, 2009 9:19 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the initials sends it’s own message EZ (as in easy).

“Blog Commenting: So easy even a Redwing fan can do it.”

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

There you go

insulting those poor cavemen again, putting them in the category of Red Wing Fans. That’s low!

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except your average caveman is still smarter then your average Les Ailes de Rouge fan.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I literally have no idea what that french stuff means.

I love that part. I mean, how difficult can it really be to figure that one out. Rouge is a dead giveaway. Well, unless you’re a Les Ailes de Rouge fan I suppose.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Anything is possible.

"To all the cynics, I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you can't believe in miracles."
-Lance Armstrong

by BeachNSnowGirl on Sep 23, 2009 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs