I have to put this up because its pretty damn funny. He seems like hes got a good head on him, maybe a tad bit cocky (but who wouldnt be after just winning the stanley cup?) If you don't want to read it, fine, go back to 'Eat Pray Love' but at least read this part: JD: You've had some good nicknames. "Verbeauty", "Verstud"...but the one I'm most intrigued with, I don't think I can even say. Rhymes with witch. How did you get that handle? KV: It was our Bantam AAA year, and the manager on our team nicknamed me that because I'm always complaining. So we were losing 1-0 one game and I was playing pretty bad and my Grandma got frustrated at me in the stands. She's usually a very quiet, soft-spoken lady, but sometimes when I'm not working hard, she gets mad. So all of a sudden she starts yelling, "Skate, b****, skate! My Mom had to calm her down and say, "Grandma, you can't yell that when there are hundreds of people in the stands."