FanPost

Help me find a costume for Saturday's game!



I need the brilliant minds (and crazy sense of humor) of the MHH family to help me out here.  I hadn't planned on going to the game, and thus my costume was all set to go for Saturday.  But I got a great deal on tickets (won a silent auction at work - 2 for $50), so now I've got to figure out something new.  I just don't think Little Red Riding Ho works for hockey. Plus, I would run out of condoms, body gels, and pornographic cookies too quickly with all those people looking in my basket.  Therefore, I am deferring to you.

I'm waiting to hear back from a friend (female) who already has her costume set (don't know what it is), so we are operating under the assumption it's a solo gig.  I'll update this if my partner in crime changes.  I mentioned this in the preview thread, and I thought Howler and his Puck Yeti might be humorous if I end up going with a guy. 

On the way home from work, I thought of taking the reg Puck Bunny to the extreme.  If I had a pink jersey (why I would have one is beyond me, though), I could put on the back for the name "MRS. WHOEVER-WILL-GIVE-ME-THE-TIME-OF-DAY"  or something like that, hopefully a bit shorter.  Ultra high heels, of course.  Short skirt.  Fake nails. Fake eyelashes.  Overdone make up.  Jersey hair.  Lots of jewelry.  You all know...  And then go to warm ups with a sign that says "Marry me, Liles" and after he sees it, look appropriately distressed that he isn't fawning all over me.  Then take it down, scratch out Liles and put "Quincey." Make sure he sees it, look upset that he's not skating right over to give me his number.  Take it down again, scratch out Quincey and put "Winnik" or "Stewart" or someone.  Look utterly frustrated and turn it over in desperation where it says "Pay attention to me, DAMN IT!!!"  I would think they'd get a laugh out of it, but who knows.

Anyway, what say ye??  Ideas, please!  One thing to remember: I will be headed out on the town after the game, so this needs to be something that will get props in The Can and garner some positive male attention at the bars later.

MileHighHockey.com is a fan community, allowing members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Colorado Avalanche and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editors of MileHighHockey.com.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Mile High Hockey

You must be a member of Mile High Hockey to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Mile High Hockey. You should read them.

Join Mile High Hockey

You must be a member of Mile High Hockey to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Mile High Hockey. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9355_tracker