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A Severe Case of HHF

Me:  Gee Doc.  I think there is something wrong with me.  Lately I try to do my everyday tasks but they seem empty and distant; even hazy and blurry.  I lay in bed and can't fall asleep... and when I do, I have disturbing dreams of raging dick-holes, Lobsters named Pinchy and of Batman's alias being Mr. Shane.  

I've been spending all my free time studying the strategy of General Sherman in a vain attempt to grasp reality and to find an answer to this madness.  While listening to oldies on the radio, I get lost in a mirage-like daydream where I think I find what I am looking for, but I can't be sure because I haven't yet been able to actually see it in front of my eyes.

Am I going crazy here Doc? Can you diagnose me and for St. Patrick's sake prescribe me something to clear my head?

Doc:  Well, it could be that a Gentleman hit you in the head.  But it is more likely that you have a severe case of HHF; Hyper-Hockey Focus.

I think you will find the drug you need at the pharmacy down the street called Versus.  Go there tomorrow at 10:00pm EST and they will be able to hook you up.

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