Ignoring the east because seriously, who even watches those teams?

Colorado Avalanche: 159 (32 games)
Peter Mueller - 32
Kyle Cumiskey - 19
TJ Galiardi - 17
David Van Der Gulik - 16
David Koci - 16
Craig Anderson - 12
Adam Foote - 11
Kyle Quincey - 10
Chris Stewart - 9
Ryan Wilson - 5
Milan Hejduk - 4
David Jones - 4
Brandon Yip - 2
Paul Stastny - 1
Colby Cohen - 1

Anaheim Ducks: 158 (36 games)
Jason Jaffray - 36
Joffrey Lupul - 28
Andy Sutton - 21
Matt Beleskey - 17
Dan Sexton - 13
Kyle Chipchura - 12
Teemu Selanne - 9
Aaron Voros - 7
Cam Fowler - 6
Toni Lydman - 4
Sheldon Brookbank - 2
Todd Marchant - 1
Lubomir Visnovsky - 1
Saku Koivu - 1

Minnesota Wild: 152 (31 games)
James Sheppard - 31
Josh Harding - 31
Pierre-Marc Bouchard - 23
Guillaume Latendresse - 23
Chuck Kobasew - 14
Clayton Stoner - 9
Marek Zidlicky - 6
Antti Miettinen - 5
Cam Barker - 4
Matt Cullen - 4
John Madden - 2

Calgary Flames: 139 (33 games)
Daymond Langkow - 33
Raitis Ivanans - 30
Ales Kotalik - 26
Adam Pardy - 25
David Moss - 11
Steve Staios - 6
Matt Stajan - 4
Rene Bourque - 2
Curtis Glencross - 1
Robyn Regehr - 1

Vancouver Canucks: 125 (30 games)
Sami Salo - 30
Alexandre Bolduc - 23
Ryan Parent - 19
Guillaume Desbiens - 16
Alexandre Burrows - 10
Dan Hamhuis - 8
Keith Ballard - 7
Mason Raymond - 5
Christian Ehrhoff - 3
Rick Rypien - 2
Kevin Bieksa - 1
Mikael Samuelsson - 1

St Louis Blues: 104 (31 games)
Roman Polak - 25
David Perron - 22
TJ Oshie - 19
Barret Jackman - 9
Carlo Colaiacovo - 7
Andy McDonald - 6
Cam Janssen - 6
Vladimir Sobotka - 4
Alex Pietrangelo - 3
Erik Johnson - 2
Brad Winchester - 1

Columbus Blue Jackets: 100 (32 games)
Kristian Huselius - 22
Ethan Moreau - 17
Andrew Murray - 12
Mike Commodore - 10
Jared Boll - 9
Derek Mackenzie - 6
Kris Russell - 5
Marc Methot - 5
Anton Stralman - 4
Derek Dorsett - 4
Tomas Kana - 3
Jan Hejda - 2
Rick Nash - 1

Nashville Predators: 81 (32 games)
Matthew Lombardi - 30
David Legwand - 14
Ryan Suter - 11
Pekka Rinne - 9
Marcel Goc - 6
Martin Erat - 5
Sergei Kostitsyn - 3
Patric Hornqvist - 3

Detroit Sucks: 77 (31 games)
Kris Draper - 23
Chris Osgood - 13
Mike Modano - 11
Brian Rafalski - 10
Justin Abdelkader - 9
Jonathan Ericsson - 8
Jimmy Howard - 2
Johan Franzen - 1

Los Angeles Kings: 68* (30 games)
Scott Parse - 25
Willie Mitchell - 14
Alexei Ponikarovsky - 12
Matt Greene - 7
Drew Doughty - 6
Brad Richardson - 4

Phoenix Coyotes: 59 (32 games)
Kurt Sauer - 32
Shane Doan - 7
Martin Hanzal - 6
Ed Jovanovski - 4
Kyle Turris - 3
Derek Morris - 2
Adrian Aucoin - 2
Ilya Bryzgalov - 2
Ray Whitney - 1

San Jose Sharks: 51 (33 games)
Derek Joslin - 14
Devin Setoguchi - 9
Kent Huskins - 9
Douglas Murray - 8
Jason Demers - 6
Jamal Mayers - 3
Scott Nichol - 2

Edmonton Oilers: 49 (31 games)
Jean-Francois Jacques - 16
Ales Hemsky - 10
Shawn Horcoff - 7
Nikolai Khabibulin - 6
Ladislav Smid - 4
Theo Peckham - 3
Kurtis Foster - 1
Steve MacIntyre - 1
Jim Vandermeer - 1

Chicago Blackhawks: 47* (34 games)
Brian Campbell - 13
Marian Hossa - 12
Fernando Pisani - 8
Dave Bolland - 6
Patrick Kane - 5
Patrick Sharp - 1
Tomas Kopecky - 1
Viktor Stalberg - 1

Dallas Stars: 26 (32 games)
Mark Fistric - 10
Toby Petersen - 6
Kari Lehtonen - 4
Jamie Benn - 3
Krys Barch - 3

*Chicago and LA seem incomplete to me, but the other teams should have a pretty small margin of error. If any fans of other teams could make corrections, that'd be absolutely brill.

As most of us have guessed, the Avs are at the top of the list, though the race is pretty close. Our team and the Canucks seem to be the best at defying injury and staying strong in the standings, but we've had the extra challenge of going without a starting goalie. Whatever Sacco's been slipping in the Kool-Aid, it sure seems to be working.