Dustin Gets Ken Hitchcock Fired
Dustin called it in the recap: "Why is Ken Hitchcock never in danger of losing his job?"
Well, I hope you're happy now.
about 1 month ago
David Driscoll-Carignan
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Fine, I’ll just go delete my fanshot saying pretty much the same thing. LOL
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 3, 2010 2:39 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
heh. sorry – didn’t see that until after.
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Feb 3, 2010 2:44 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
You always say that. Fricken glory hound.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 2:44 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
No biggie, just razzing on ya a bit
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 3, 2010 2:59 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Skippinjibblekopfed?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 3:00 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I think Galiardi, O’Reilly and Yip helped more than Dustin. Imagine how embarrassing it must be to get so soundly outplayed by a bunch of kids, even when you’re on the PP.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 2:46 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
But they are such great kids!
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 3, 2010 2:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
remember, we’re sitting last in the conference, everyone said so! so us beating them that bad, someone had to get fired right right?
maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
by Uziel on Feb 3, 2010 2:52 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what is going on lately? It seem like this community is getting more and more powerful.
AD is using us for research, The Avs are using us for marketing, other teams are firing their coaches on our say so….hope all this power doesn’t go to our heads ;-)
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off the bus yet?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 3, 2010 2:46 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
On that Note
what do you say MHH plans this year’s Stanley Cup Parade?!?
Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for Magic #31 - 2 points down, 29 to go!
by hockeymom on Feb 3, 2010 2:48 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll leave that to Chicago :)
Get rid of the loser point
ridding the world of booze: one drink at a time
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 3, 2010 3:00 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
On that note
Being the killer GM’s we would all be, I think we can agree that a Kovy for fat TJ straight up is fair right? RIGHT?
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Aph on Feb 3, 2010 3:12 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Might need to throw in a conditional 3rd rounder, if he signs with the Avs long-term. And some donuts for the little ball of meh.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 3:15 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - On the upside, there's only 27 more (regular season) games of Darcy Tucker left!
by Hopfenkopf on Feb 3, 2010 3:19 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Hensick of course, why would you even think of trading Gali?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off the bus yet?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 3, 2010 5:42 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhh
I forgot that was his first name too. I was sitting here going “who the hell would want to trade Gali?”
by xskatebakerrx on Feb 3, 2010 6:33 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Fat TJ != Phat TJ.
Ug, did I just use the term “Phat”? I need to go take a shower I think.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Aph on Feb 4, 2010 8:11 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
No, no
Fat TJ<Phat TJ
Get rid of the loser point
ridding the world of booze: one drink at a time
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 4, 2010 2:31 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Semantics
Fat TJ != Phat TJ encompasses Fat TJ < Phat TJ
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Aph on Feb 4, 2010 2:37 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll defer to Beachie’s judgment
Get rid of the loser point
ridding the world of booze: one drink at a time
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 4, 2010 2:39 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
btw
what’s with Radar’s new nickname “the factor”
hmmm not sure i approve.
by Ben from Portland on Feb 3, 2010 2:47 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’ll be using that one.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 3, 2010 2:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sticking to Radar or in a pinch “Grape Nehi”
by Ben from Portland on Feb 3, 2010 2:51 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
His teammates have been calling him that for a while.
by CAR on Feb 3, 2010 2:52 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, none of his teammates are old enough to remember M*A*S*H
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - On the upside, there's only 27 more (regular season) games of Darcy Tucker left!
by Hopfenkopf on Feb 3, 2010 3:20 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Me neither
Especially since I equate it to “lying sack of shit,” which just doesn’t fit young Ryan at all.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 2:54 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
next we start calling him Jim Rome…
barf
by Ben from Portland on Feb 3, 2010 2:55 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said in the recap thread, “The Factor” makes it sound like he is from Jersey Shore. It’s terrible
Fly Navy!
by chopchopchop on Feb 3, 2010 3:06 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
That was my impression, too. I think it was a sad byproduct from “The Situation.” I doubt too many of Radar’s peers are heavily into American politics. Hate to say it, but I bet more than a few of them watch Jersey Shore.
by Dan Winkler on Feb 3, 2010 3:16 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
JML definitely watches it. :)
Fly Navy!
by chopchopchop on Feb 3, 2010 3:18 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
think they’ll get back Filatov (that was him right?) from the KHL now that Hitchcock is gone?
maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
by Uziel on Feb 3, 2010 2:54 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Next game against Dallas
Be sure that Dustin writes a similar article… :)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
by smoky201 on Feb 3, 2010 3:02 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
+ $
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2010 3:04 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
anyone got info on Kovalchuk being told by the organizationt that he’s going to be traded within hours or days?
by jd21 on Feb 3, 2010 3:12 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Dustin,
I would be intrigued as to your take on the immediate career prospects of the following Avalanche players:
Clark
Tucker
Svatos
Salei
Hensick
Please advise ASAP.
K?Thxbai!
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - On the upside, there's only 27 more (regular season) games of Darcy Tucker left!
by Hopfenkopf on Feb 3, 2010 3:22 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
To quote myself, "Why are Tucker, Clark, Svatos, Salei and Hensick never in danger of losing their jobs? Laperriere, McKee, Bourque, Orpik and Galiardi are much better in very similar situations.
by Dustin Burfiend on Feb 3, 2010 6:01 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
To quote Elvis Presley,
“Thank you. Thank you very much!”
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - On the upside, there's only 27 more (regular season) games of Darcy Tucker left!
by Hopfenkopf on Feb 3, 2010 7:33 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO!!!!!
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by BraxtanFILM on Feb 3, 2010 3:47 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I mean
I know we are the Avalanche’s Media, Advertising, and Research arm. I never knew we were also the Militant Wing of the Organization.
Avalanche 2009-2010: Ostensibly, the worst team in the league. Realistically, more points than the Flames and Wings. But hey, your Corsi number is better.
by c6hor8 on Feb 3, 2010 3:49 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to think of it more as the Clandestine Wing…
Fly Navy!
by chopchopchop on Feb 3, 2010 3:59 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh! You will give us away.
There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin
by tibbar on Feb 3, 2010 4:09 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I forget, are we the Avalanche People’s Liberation Front or the Avalanche Popular Liberation Front?
Games are worth only 2 points, DAMMIT!!
by Busted Twigg on Feb 3, 2010 4:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Does it matter? All people remember is the letters APLF
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off the bus yet?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 3, 2010 5:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Splitter!
If Santa comes down my chimney wearing those Red Wing colors, he's going to wish he didn't exist.
by Dixomatic on Feb 3, 2010 5:54 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I wondered if the reference was too obscure. I should have known better.
Games are worth only 2 points, DAMMIT!!
by Busted Twigg on Feb 3, 2010 8:34 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just go by the “Avalanche Liberation Front”…or ALF? I mean the ALF character eats cats, and the Avs powerplay sacrifices all those innocent kitties. I think it fits.
By the way, I think Bertuzzi is from Melmac (OK, my 80’s TV trivia is about spent)
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 4, 2010 5:57 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Does Bertuzzi say “nanu, nanu”? Or “what you talking ’bout Willis”?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off the bus yet?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 4, 2010 7:57 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Did ALF have a catch-phrase? Maybe we can lock Bertuzzi in a closet like the robot from “Small Wonder” (wow, I watched way too much TV when I was younger)
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 4, 2010 8:07 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
All I remember ALF saying was “HA” or maybe that was the hairballs in his throat after eating the cats?
The 2009-10 Avalanche: Have the wheels fallen off the bus yet?
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 4, 2010 8:11 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Does he look more like schultz from hogan’s heros or captain kangaroo?
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 3, 2010 3:54 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Definately Captain Kangaroo!

Paging Mr. Calder and Mr. Adams... your trophies will be found at 1000 Chopper Circle.
by tele-mon on Feb 3, 2010 4:44 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought he looked like Paul Bearer from the WWF

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by BraxtanFILM on Feb 3, 2010 5:40 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 4, 2010 10:19 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
On the Red Green Show a couple weeks ago, they were preparing the lodge for when this guy moved into a cabin in the area. Apparently they don’t get many celebrities at the Possum Lodge. He moved away after one day.
I hate the Red Wings.
by wtnelson on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of the Uniprons!
Dustin—wield your power for good! Ask for a change back to the old uniforms in every post. Hell, put it in your sig!
www.returnoftheghostbusters.com
by BraxtanFILM on Feb 3, 2010 5:38 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
They sure haven’t paid much attention to our ticket prices ideas.
If Santa comes down my chimney wearing those Red Wing colors, he's going to wish he didn't exist.
by Dixomatic on Feb 3, 2010 5:55 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
I AM GOD
Haha, this is hilarious. Not so much for Ken Hitchcock I suppose but BAM! I question his coaching abilities and he’s gone. Better keep up the good work Sacco.
by Dustin Burfiend on Feb 3, 2010 5:55 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Be careful of your newly found powers!
But I agree, wish for the death of the uniprons!
by xskatebakerrx on Feb 3, 2010 6:36 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember Uncle Ben Parker’s warning to ’ol Peter. With great power comes great responsibility.
There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin
by tibbar on Feb 3, 2010 8:00 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
If only Uncle Ben would’ve stfu more often, maybe Peter wouldn’t have been such a massive whiner.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Feb 3, 2010 10:33 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey this is OT
But I checked out the official Olympic site and this was one of the top headlines:
WTF? I remembering loling when this was all over AP but you’d really think the official Olympic site would know better.
by xskatebakerrx on Feb 3, 2010 7:00 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
wow
Hyphens cause writers more trouble than any other form of punctuation, except perhaps commas.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Feb 4, 2010 7:13 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Where is my game day thread DDC?
Avalanche 2009-2010: Ostensibly, the worst team in the league. Realistically, more points than the Flames and Wings. But hey, your Corsi number is better.
by c6hor8 on Feb 4, 2010 7:28 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
to quote south park: "you took ‘is job!’
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 4, 2010 9:10 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Durk eh jerb!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
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