Family Ties: Northwest Division Now & Then
Remember all those years where we didn't have to wonder who would win the Division because the burgundy and blue were assured the banner by mid-January from about 1995 to 2003? Gas cost $1.05 a gallon. The world was at peace. We had to walk to games uphill both ways, in the snow. Ah, the good old days....
While the Northwest has only been around since 1998, the majority of the teams have battled in the same Division for the entire existence of the Avalanche. We've come to know these teams (for better or worse) over the course of the years and are connected to them because of the shared Division. They are our brothers --- or at least red-headed step-brothers (and in some cases step-sisters). So let's take stock of our family ties and check in with how things were at this time last year as compared to today in a little exposé where I'll assign each team a character from the show Family Ties. For our younger audience members who may not get the references, all I have to say is....."you damn kids, get off my lawn!".
As of February 6th 2010 here are the Northwest standings:
And here are the standings from last season as of February 6th 2009.
Quite a disparity. Now, teams have played more games this year due to the compressed schedule that the Olympic break necesitates, but we're looking at standings here, and it's almost a complete reversal from top to bottom from last season.
FAMILY TIES
Vancouver Canucks
The Canucks were in second to last place at this point last season, however they went on to win the division, so nothing is guaranteed. The Canucks are a solid franchise that for the most part (Bertuzzi and Marc Crawford excluded) is respectable - and probably the best city besides Denver in the Division. Not too many AVS fans HATE the Canucks like they HATE Detroit or even Calgary. So because of their checkered past and lapses in good judgment, yet current success and allure, the Canucks are the Mallory Keaton of the Northwest division.
Colorado Avalanche
Well this is the story we're all familiar with. After decaying as cellar dwellers at this point last season, the AVS sit just 2 points behind Mallory and her Division leading Canucks. The Avalanche also boast the brightest future and provide the most reason for joy when looking down the road to where they'll end up. The AVS are the protagonist of this blog, and when considering the Young Guns factor, there is only one answer: We are Alex P. Keaton.
Calgary Flames
Suck it Flameouts. And suck it Tina Yuthers.
Minnesota Adjectives
Minnesota has endured a bit of an up and down season. They came out the gate and fell right smack on their faces, but since have put together a decent season and as of Feb 6th sat 4 games over .500. And like so many power hungry Mom's would, they have grounded the Avalanche this season. Minnesota is the model for playing it safe. They enlist a defensively minded game that any mother would feel safe with their daughter going out with. Virtue intact, thanks Mom.
Edmonton Oilers
Of all the Northwest franchises, the Oilers have been the most successful in terms of Stanley Cups. They enjoyed a true "dynasty". Alas, poor Oil, the glory days have long since faded away (much like Michael Gross' career). You may still rock your beautiful playoff beard, but it's been many moons since it was relevant. Don't worry Oil fans, Taylor Hall is all but yours.
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Michael Gross…Tremors = Bad
And I am glad you said no more than:
suck it Tina Yuthers
Beautiful
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 9, 2010 9:09 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
hilarious
Though I vote Calgary as Brian Bonsall. Former child star with young talent to develop, but grown up into a thug: 
by bushwah on Feb 9, 2010 9:12 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Plus that little “Brian’s” haircut screams tortured child hood. While his adult hair-do/mugshot signifies extreme douchery. Both traits I think you’ll find on the Flames’ roster.
by Paul's Coffey on Feb 9, 2010 7:19 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
You dang old people.
I call it... The Avaslug!
I am the 1st and probably only official member of the David "Dr." Jones fanclub.
Syracuse Basketball 2010: Making Hoya's cry.
by UZ on Feb 9, 2010 9:19 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Michael J. Fox analogy
I want the Avs to be Marty McFly. Calgary could be Biff. Back to the Future FTW!!
Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for Magic #31 - 31 points in 28 games. 6 points in 4 games; 25 points to go!
by hockeymom on Feb 9, 2010 9:24 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
This is the only part of this thread I understand.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Aph on Feb 9, 2010 3:44 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, this is great.
But I hate the Canucks because of how this we’ve done this season against them. I’d realyl appreciate the Avs beating them the next time we play them. Like, a lot.
by xskatebakerrx on Feb 9, 2010 9:27 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Also, I hate our record vs our own division…
by Avalanche318 on Feb 9, 2010 11:13 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
We should be Steven Keaton
Then we’d be everyone’s daddies.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Feb 9, 2010 11:29 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
:)
Good column, made me laugh. MHH is goodness.
by ljp78 on Feb 9, 2010 11:36 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
I think Edmonton should have been the mom, considering how often Merideth Baxter got the crap beat out of her on those Lifetime made for TV movies. (Stolen from Jim Gaffigan, so don’t start with me on the Lifetime viewership.)
If Santa comes down my chimney wearing those Red Wing colors, he's going to wish he didn't exist.
by Dixomatic on Feb 9, 2010 11:40 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Every woman on Lifetime get something beaten out of her….I hate it when my wife turns that station on.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 1:09 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when anyone turns on that station. I mean, REALLY people?? Excuse me while I throw in Slap Shot.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 1:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I know, right?
Although I do turn on the Animal Planet channel.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 1:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to tune in once in a whilie. Not so much anymore. Discovery FTW.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 1:24 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
The History Channel. I rarely watch Discovery.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 7:13 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Love me some history channel.
"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 9, 2010 11:09 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
esp how the earth was made.
"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 9, 2010 11:09 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
History Channel is great…though they are going in the wrong direction with the UFO and Ghost Hunting crap. I know it’s “in” right now…but seriously, that stuff is enough to make me vomit by it’s stupidity alone
2009-10 Colorado Avalanche: The wheels are firmly secure thank you!
Advice to Red Wing Fans: If you don't want the reputation of being whiners, then stop whining about EVERYTHING. Your team is allowed to lose games, and when they do, it's not always because of the refs or Gary Bettman, and you seem to continuously claim
by chiavsfan on Feb 10, 2010 7:39 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Concur
It’s great when they show history.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Feb 10, 2010 7:43 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I like History Channel too. It’s funny how I hated social studies in high school but I eat that shit up now.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 10, 2010 10:32 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t watch the UFO/Ghost hunting stuff either, one reason I don’t watch much of the syfy channel (the name change was stupid as well).
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 10, 2010 10:41 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree. Every network is going to have it’s duds though.
"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 11, 2010 4:10 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Edmonton
has 9 less points this season than Colorado did this time last season. Yikes! That’s bad – real bad.
Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for Magic #31 - 31 points in 28 games. 6 points in 4 games; 25 points to go!
by hockeymom on Feb 9, 2010 12:07 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
nevermind
forgot with the Olympic more games this year by now than last year. They are about at the same pace as Colorado was last year. Still bad – real bad ;-)
Colorado Avalanche: Aiming for Magic #31 - 31 points in 28 games. 6 points in 4 games; 25 points to go!
by hockeymom on Feb 9, 2010 12:09 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
More games this season
Equals even worse for the Oilers.
They have less points, with more games played.
2009-2010 Avs: Totally not about to win the Stanley Cup!
Marching with the Burgundy Brigade
by Drakenlot on Feb 9, 2010 1:00 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Because they’re not family but keep trying to butt into our business, I think the Wings should be Skippy.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 12:17 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Do the Wings (Skippy) have a crush on the Nucks (Malorie)?
Wait, Skippy was a friend of Alex. And we are not friends with the Red Wings…doesn’t work.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 1:11 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Skippy wanted to be like Alex. They weren’t really friends. Still works.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 1:23 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Wings/Nucks have a connection
and we all know what that is.
2009-2010 Avs: Totally not about to win the Stanley Cup!
Marching with the Burgundy Brigade
by Drakenlot on Feb 9, 2010 3:06 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Flames/Wings/Nucks you mean. So maybe this should be 90201 instead of Family Ties.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 3:07 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha, yeah, I was thinking Melrose.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 3:20 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I considered Melrose but then there was that whole dead chick who came back to life and the psycho mental hospital lobotomy tangent. It just got weird. Tho psycho murderer does fit with Bertuzzi…
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 3:32 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I never really watched it.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 3:34 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
you did not miss one damn thing. in fact, you are smarter because you did not watch it. i miss those brain cells. i would love to have them back.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 4:14 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
But you kept watching ;)
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 4:28 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
guilty as charged. the first two seasons weren’t that bad actually. and the first season was a drunken thursday night in: 90210 and MP. maybe the alcohol killed the brain cells. who knows!
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 4:59 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
And all this time you’ve been blaming the show.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 5:01 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight in the AvsCentricNHL
What I want to see, all in regulation, in order of preference:
1. St. Louis over Detroit
2. Tampa Bay over Vancouver
3. Ottawa over Calgary
4. NYI over Nashville
5. Chicago over Dallas
I want all of the home teams above to win. Is that asking too much?
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 9, 2010 4:38 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Probably.
There is around a 3% chance of that happening. Good luck.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 4:41 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
and if it happens, everyone must get themselves to vegas and put their money on 9, 39 and 59. quickly.
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 9, 2010 5:01 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, good luck with that too.
Sandie
"That’s the way we’ll win championships"- The Baron
by sandiegee on Feb 9, 2010 5:02 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried that in the wednesday powerball, along with 19, 33, and a 21 powerball #. Needless to say (I’m still here, obviously) it didn’t work. :(
"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans
Detroit Sucks
by TheRed on Feb 9, 2010 11:11 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know how much luck you’ll have betting on 39 or 59 on a roulette wheel….
Fly Navy!
by chopchopchop on Feb 9, 2010 6:39 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
didn’t say roulette now did i?
The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Much more gooderer than last year.
by NurseBeachie on Feb 10, 2010 10:33 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
BiB, I'm coming to you for lottery numbers
All home teams won tonight.
Downside is Les Ailes and Stars got a pt each.
2009-2010 Avs: Totally not about to win the Stanley Cup!
Marching with the Burgundy Brigade
by Drakenlot on Feb 9, 2010 9:33 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
So far:
Detroit 1-0 St Louis in 2nd
Tampa 1-1 Vancouver after 2
Ottawa 3-2 Calgary after 2
Nashville 3-2 Isles in second
Dallas 2-1 Chicago 1:00 left in first.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 7:16 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Chicago just tied it up.
"How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?"
- Hall of Fame Montreal Canadiens goalie Jacques Plante.
by chopchopchop on Feb 9, 2010 7:20 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
And St. Louis ties it up. 1-1
"How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?"
- Hall of Fame Montreal Canadiens goalie Jacques Plante.
by chopchopchop on Feb 9, 2010 7:27 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Update
Lightning 3 – Nucks 1 FINAL
Sens 3 – Flames 2 FINAL
Isles 4 – Preds 3 FINAL
Stars 2 – Hawks 2 2nd Inter
Blues 3 – Wings 1 Mid 3rd
2009-2010 Avs: Totally not about to win the Stanley Cup!
Marching with the Burgundy Brigade
by Drakenlot on Feb 9, 2010 8:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Dallas-Chicago in OT…another stupid 3pt game.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 9:03 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
St Louis beat Detroit in the SO. Damn Les Ailes and their stubborn desire to not lose in regulation.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Feb 9, 2010 9:04 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
You almost got your wish. Despite the couple of shoot out losses all of the teams you wished would lose, lost. Pretty good off night for the Avs
by Lil' Brudder on Feb 9, 2010 9:37 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
suck it Tina Yuthers
That might be the first time in the recorded history of man that those words have been said in that order.
"It comes from motivation within" - Matt Hendricks
Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.
BURGUNDY ARMY...BLEEDING BURGUNDY UNTIL I DIE!!!
by InfamousM on Feb 9, 2010 8:00 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
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