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Mike's Thoughts on "Game" 67


I'll tell you what I thought of the Avalanche game last night...

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It was beautiful.  This yo-yo .500-style play is wreaking havoc on my psyche, but I do love whuppin' up on Eastern Conference teams...

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Thought 1: That pic is fucking hilarious.
Thought 2: I’m worried about you, Mike, that you would think to use that picture and be able to hunt it down and find it.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: People can stop waiting for these kids to hit the wall. They won’t.

by NurseBeachie on Mar 12, 2010 8:34 AM MST reply actions  

You really don’t have anything to do today do you?

by Mrs @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 8:57 AM MST reply actions  

Not really.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 8:59 AM MST up reply actions  

How long did it take you to find that!?

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by sandiegee on Mar 12, 2010 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m curious about that too. And why one would think to google “unicorn pissing rainbows”.

by Mrs @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

I didn’t think of it, StructuralPoke did.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

Sure, Sure…

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by sandiegee on Mar 12, 2010 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s sad. Shouldn’t you two be designing buildings or something? Or are you too busy comparing mini-golf notes?

by Mrs @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 9:07 AM MST up reply actions  

You caught him!

Mike and I were just comparing mini-golf notes the other day, and I gotta tell ya …. who am I responding to again here?

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM MST up reply actions  

Not long. It’s the internet.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

Not long

He hacked into Bucky the Broncos “Private” folders:

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Mar 12, 2010 9:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by sandiegee on Mar 12, 2010 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

win!

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Mar 12, 2010 9:50 AM MST up reply actions  

That Pic is hilarious I also thought it was a unicorn at first glance

by jevans on Mar 12, 2010 9:18 AM MST reply actions  

just livin the life…

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella

by esylvester6 on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM MST reply actions  

The MHH logo?

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM MST reply actions  

Dammit

Don’t post before my first full cup of coffee. MHR logo. I’m afraid to go over there and say I think their off-season moves so far have been questionable at best. A 350 pounder, 34 year-old, coming off of a season lost to injury. Great. And a defensive end who has 3 sacks in the last 2 seasons combined (from NE of course). Quite the prizes there.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2010 9:26 AM MST up reply actions  

try being a Chargers fan. We’re without Tomlinson, Sproles, AND Cromartie next year? Oh yeah, you knuckleheads are all in Denver, huh… ok, let the Charger onslaught begin… I’ll just drown you out with thoughts of our back to back….to back……….to back division titles :)

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella

by esylvester6 on Mar 12, 2010 9:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Stop your crying. It’s better than the slow descent to mediocrity of the Shanahan era.

I actually think you know less about football than hockey, which is saying something. You’re really good at making bad puns, though.

by Dan Winkler on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Actually

It’s no different than the last 8 years of the Shanahan era. Recycle D coordinators. Sign older guys who may or may not help. Keep the turnover rate high every year and never build for the future. Except Shanahan usually had an offense. Hoodie Junior blew that up too.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2010 9:47 PM MST up reply actions  

I will still maintain faith in McD, and will continue to do so until a year from now. Probably mostly because I’m a sheaple flower, but thats ok, I will live with it. Besides, the Avs standings are waaaay more important.

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Mar 13, 2010 2:48 AM MST up reply actions  

It’s amazing what you can find on the interwebz these days

"Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck." - Eric Cartman

by chiavsfan on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM MST reply actions  

Mike's favorite music video

Here.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM MST reply actions  

is this

SFW or NSFW?

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: People can stop waiting for these kids to hit the wall. They won’t.

by NurseBeachie on Mar 12, 2010 10:24 AM MST up reply actions  

MHH

Taking “what the fuck” to a whole new level

Sports don't build character, they reveal it

by Cotts on Mar 12, 2010 9:50 AM MST reply actions  

I can’t wait until your manager calls you into his office to ask what you are doing surfing anime porn sites.

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Mar 12, 2010 9:53 AM MST reply actions  

Under every rainbow shower there is a river of gold…

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things... and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

by Pinchy The Lobster on Mar 12, 2010 9:59 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

I would have also accepted “Pot o’gold”

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Mar 12, 2010 10:23 AM MST up reply actions  

omg that would have been way better…

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things... and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

by Pinchy The Lobster on Mar 12, 2010 10:26 AM MST up reply actions  

That photo is pretty disturbing

Reminds of the Stupid Sexy Flanders episode of the Simpsons.

Acquired from Pensburgh for a first round pick and two comment posters to be named later.

by Dixomatic on Mar 12, 2010 10:58 AM MST reply actions  

Feels like I'm wearing, NOTHING AT ALL

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

by smoky201 on Mar 12, 2010 11:35 AM MST up reply actions  

Its like I’m wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all…

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Mar 13, 2010 2:49 AM MST up reply actions  

Honestly, I think it needs a NSFW warning but then it wouldn’t be as funny. Thus you must leave it as is.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: People can stop waiting for these kids to hit the wall. They won’t.

by NurseBeachie on Mar 12, 2010 11:30 AM MST reply actions  

sup

I call it... The Avaslug!
I am the 1st and probably only official member of the David "Dr." Jones fanclub. Until I get the newsletter out, anyway.

Syracuse Basketball 2010: Big East Champs!!! G'Orange!

by UZ on Mar 12, 2010 5:36 PM MST reply actions  

The soundtrack to the game is amazing.

Burgundy army now taking recruits.

by InYoFace on Mar 13, 2010 10:31 AM MST up reply actions  

Which Infamous graciously posted below.

Burgundy army now taking recruits.

by InYoFace on Mar 13, 2010 10:33 AM MST up reply actions  

Why do I have a combination of Depeche Mode, Erasure, and the Scissor Sisters going through my head?

"It comes from motivation within" - Matt Hendricks

Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.

BURGUNDY ARMY...BLEEDING BURGUNDY UNTIL I DIE!!!

by InfamousM on Mar 12, 2010 7:27 PM MST reply actions  

Which reminds me…this is what’s going through my head right now…

THANKS ADULT SWIM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

"It comes from motivation within" - Matt Hendricks

Mile High Mayhem just another ho-hum Avs blog.

BURGUNDY ARMY...BLEEDING BURGUNDY UNTIL I DIE!!!

by InfamousM on Mar 12, 2010 7:35 PM MST up reply actions  

Haha I was thinking of this scene from Anchorman:

http://kellycg.com/HTML/Rainbow.html

by xskatebakerrx on Mar 13, 2010 1:39 AM MST up reply actions  

I too am worried Mike,

But not enough to stop being awesome for even 1 second.

The Savage has spoken. Let it be done

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost

by Savage33 on Mar 12, 2010 8:22 PM MST reply actions  

I really wish that horse was at least wearing pants. :/

But it’s actually hilarious even if it should be a unicorn. Then again some girl in one of my LJ communities just posted a picture of her “fursona” (what she looks like as a furry, uggh) and she is a “blue snow leopard” so I suppose there are all kinds of rainbow horse furries out there. :[

by xskatebakerrx on Mar 12, 2010 11:36 PM MST reply actions  

Yeah, relating any kind of MHH comedic attempt, lame or otherwise, to some kind of weak ass furry BS, well, = weak ass. Sorry, no offense, but Furries are fucking retarded

That being said, the horse does really need pants. And fewer rainbows. And less Avalanche related interweb tagging stuff. Damn, Mike, what’s gotten into you?

/I’ll quit with the drunk posting now, although I will probably agree with this 100% tomorrow too.

"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans

Detroit Sucks

by TheRed on Mar 13, 2010 12:42 AM MST up reply actions  

Haha, well nothing disturbs me more than furries, but I’ve seen enough of their art on LJ to know what they draw (seriously, people post that shit on ‘Wedding Plans’) and I don’t mean to offend, but that is a quintessential furry drawing. Sorry man, I have to call it like it is!

by xskatebakerrx on Mar 13, 2010 1:36 AM MST up reply actions  

This is how the game made me feel:

by xskatebakerrx on Mar 13, 2010 3:20 AM MST reply actions  

nice!

Proud Soldier in the Burgandy Brigade.
"You mess with our Hejduk and the Spirit of Lappy is coming!"-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Mar 13, 2010 3:50 AM MST up reply actions  

I absolutely LOVE how the chick went shark-guns-guts-and glory and the dude went all rainbows and horses. Mike’s a 12-year-old girl.

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: People can stop waiting for these kids to hit the wall. They won’t.

by NurseBeachie on Mar 13, 2010 9:18 AM MST up reply actions  

There are no zombies, pirates, or ninjas in that picture. Therefore it isn’t nearly as awesome as you think. Also, it’s missing dinosaurs.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Mar 13, 2010 10:24 AM MST up reply actions  

Advantage:

Skatebake

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - On the upside, there's only 15 more (regular season) games of Darcy Tucker left!

by Hopfenkopf on Mar 13, 2010 1:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Winnar

2009-2010 Avs: Totally not about to win the Stanley Cup!
Stationed in Canada for the Burgundy Army

by Drakenlot on Mar 13, 2010 7:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Alright, now that I’m home for the night I was able to finish it. Now with 100% more zombies.

by xskatebakerrx on Mar 13, 2010 8:02 PM MST up reply actions  

I need to learn how to do this!

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by sandiegee on Mar 13, 2010 8:03 PM MST up reply actions  

Bwahahahahaha!

This is awesome!

Proud Soldier in the Burgandy Brigade.
"You mess with our Hejduk and the Spirit of Lappy is coming!"-Jibbles

by gl avfan on Mar 13, 2010 11:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Well done.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Mar 15, 2010 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wow, the years have been kind to the Fonz!

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Mar 13, 2010 11:18 AM MST up reply actions  

bwahahahahaha

The 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: People can stop waiting for these kids to hit the wall. They won’t.

by NurseBeachie on Mar 13, 2010 3:59 PM MST up reply actions  

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