Over at ESPN, John Buccigross often sings praise for the winged-wheel (in the few moments that they actually cover hockey). Today though -- today he said all Detroit fans are loud mouthed, whiny, conceited, narcissistic, diaper wearing, bitches. He has statistics to prove this. The fact that Red Wings fans are bitches has been proven by science. Spread the word.
(More accurately he said: "The Red Wings fans that e-mail me are definitely the most sensitive in the NHL.")