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Avalanche vs Sharks, Round 1 Preview


The Avalanche will take on the San Jose Sharks in one of those best of seven playoff doohickeys beginning Wednesday night. And I'll be honest: on paper, it looks like we could be in trouble. Then again, our opponent is proof positive that these things aren't played on paper. If they were, San Jose might have something more than zero Cup appearances to show for averaging 108 points over the last 6 regular seasons.

I'm not afraid to type the next sentence. The San Jose Sharks are a better team than the Colorado Avalanche. The Avs' best 20-game stretch this season was their first 20 games, when they earned 27 points (12-5-3). The Sharks' worst 20-game stretch this season was their last 20, when they scored 24 (11-7-2). We're going to take a look at the way the two teams compare statistically. Then, we're going to talk about what's REALLY important: what the Avalanche need to do to beat Sharks.

Star-divide

Goals per Game

San Jose ranked 4th in the league, averaging 3.13 goals per gamed. Colorado was right behind them in 6th with 2.89. Clearly, both teams can score.

Goals against per Game

With so much press going to Thornton, Marleau and The Quitter, I think one of the more underrated aspect of the Sharks game is the play of Evgeni Nabokov. Nabby just finished what may be his best NHL season - he was 2nd in the league in wins (44), 6th in save percentage (.922) and 10th in GAA (2.43). Overall, the Sharks were 5th best in the league in this area, with a 2.55 average per game.

Conversely, I think one of the most overrated aspects of the Avs' game was the play of Craig Anderson. Yes, I said it. Anderson had a very good season and he's one of the reasons that the Avalanche have made the postseason. He's not the ONLY reason, though, and I think too many people forget that.

Special Teams

For my money, the Sharks have the best special teams in the NHL. They have the 4th ranked power play and the 5th-best penalty kill. That's a potent combo in the regular season and is even more potent in the playoffs. The Avalanche we're mediocre in both categories - 15th on the power play and 21st on the kill. That's a combo that is...uh, whatever the opposite of potent is. I do think the Avs' kill has been better lately, and their power play was gathering steam before Gentleman Rob decided to resurrect the Save Ferris campaign.

Faceoffs

The Sharks are the best faceoff team in the league, averaging 55.6% at draws. The Avs 47.7% ranks them 29th in the league. That's a disparity. The Avs' best at draws this year was Paul Stastny, who was dead even at 50%. The Sharks have 4 pivotmen who averaged 53% or above and 3 who averaged 58%. That gives the Sharks a great deal of flexibility. Head to head, the Sharks won the faceoff battle in 3 of the 4 games played, including a whopping 71-29% shellacking in the first game of the season. Let's quickly move on.

Penalties per game

The one bit of good news is that the Sharks take a fair number of penalties - they were 24th worst in the league in the number of minor penalties taken. The Avs were 8th.

Hits

The Sharks ranked 11th in the league in hits. The Avs ranked 23rd.

Blocked Shots

The Avs were 6th in the league in blocked shots (and Craig Anderson STILL lead the league in shots faced). San Jose ranked 19th.

So, there's the numbers. You can't spin this in any other way - the Sharks are better than the Avs in most areas. But, the Avalanche can win this, even though pretty much no one is giving the Avs much of a chance in the series. To do that, though, the Avalanche will need to play a more or less perfect series. Here are the keys to the series, as I see them:

Stay out of the box. The Avalanche can't take penalties. The best way to stop that potent power play is to keep it off the ice entirely. The Avalanche have been very good all year at keeping the penalties down, but they still have been prone to taking some bad ones, especially of late (T.J. Galiardi, I hope you are reading this). That trend needs to reverse.

Craig Anderson needs to be better. I was going to type that Anderson needs to be better than Nabokov, which is completely true. But Craig Anderson also needs to be better than Craig Anderson. Andy has struggled of late, and he needs to regain his form. He was brilliant in the playoff-clinching shootout against Vancouver and solid again in his next start. That trend will need to continue, as he's probably going to need to steal 2 games in this series for the Avalanche to have any chance. It certainly is something he is capable of. Jose Theodore did it against Minnesota two years ago, and Anderson is a better goalie than Theo.

Chris Goddamn Stewart. Chris Stewart had a marvelous season with 28-goals. But he had just 4 points and no goals over the final 10 games. The Avs have Paul Stastny, Matt Duchene and Milan Hejduk, but I think Stewart is a big key. He has the size to hold his own against the large San Jose defensive corp (who are, on average, 6'2" and 215 lbs) and I think he's got the speed to create chances. Having him at the top of his game would be a huge boon to the Avs. Having him skate around Rob Blake at the blueline on his way to a goal would kick all sorts of ass.

Limit the Sharks' secondary scoring. I don't believe the Avalanche will be able to completely shut down that potent first line of Marleau, Thornton and Douchebag, each with 80+ points this season. The Avalanche have not been able to keep #1 guys in check all year (Gaborik, Sedin, Marleau, et al). They Avs just don't have those shutdown guys to stop them. That's okay. But, the Avs have to keep the bleeding to a minimum. The Sharks are kind of thin after the Thornton line. If the Avs can keep the other players off the scoresheet, they may have a chance.

Control the neutral zone. When the Avalanche are at their best, they are swarming to the puck in the neutral zone. When the Sharks have the puck, they need to force a turnover and send it back up the ice quickly. When the Sharks get it into the zone, the Avs are vulnerable and the normal practice of steering shots to the perimeter is dangerous with the likes of Blake and Dan Boyle patrolling the blueline (and the Sharks excel at getting people to the net). If the Avs can control the neutral zone - hustling to lose pucks, forcing turnovers, etc - then they may just be able to win this thing.

Those are my keys. It won't be easy, but the Avs CAN pull this off.

Prediction:  I still believe. I'm picking the Avs in 7. But don't just take my word for it. Here's some predictions from the rest of the Mile High staff.

Dustin: I think that the Avs can win in six or seven games but it going to come down to goaltending (This may be a shock, but stick with me here). I think the offense matches up pretty well, the Avs do not (yet) have any offensive juggernauts like Heatley, Marleau, or Thornton but I think the Avs are a little deeper, especially if Jones and Mueller return. The Avs defense is mediocre but San Jose's is overrated. That leaves the goalies. We all know how good Anderson can be and if he can frustrate the San Jose forwards, the Avs will win this series. Because Nabby is not a clutch goalie. Yeah, he had a good season, but don't forget that he was awful in the Russia/Canada game. Don't get me wrong, if this turns into Andy vs the Sharks, the Avs eventually will lose (see Lundqvist vs Capitals from last year's playoffs) but I think the Avs and the Sharks match up well on the ice, so it will be up to the goalies to tip the odds one way or another.

Paul: The Avs will win in 6 games if they use their speed, and if Maxim is wrong and 'size doesn't matter'. The Sharks like to dominate opponents physically before unleashing their potent top line to finish off the kill (or vice-a-versa). If the Avs can stick to Sacco's system of "playing on their toes", they will frustrate the bigger Sharks and negate their size advantage. The Avs will have serious trouble with the Sharks top line (and Joe Pavelski), but the Sharks could severely struggle against the Avs bottom three lines.

Game changers: First, special teams are all the more vital in the post season and I'm afraid that without Mueller our PP is extremely suspect. Second, Nabokov could play just OK and the Sharks still win, but Andy has to play the best hockey of his career (circa October 2009) for the Avs to upset the highly favored #1 seed.

Wild Cards: If Jones, Yip and Mueller can play at their pre-injury levels, The Young Guns will ship the Sharks back to Choke-lahoma in six games. If not....San Jose in 7.

Derek: I'm predicting the Avs in 6 games. Andy is absolutely going to stand on his head and steal this series for the Avs. Dutchy is going to mature even more right before our eyes, starting in game 1. Getting Peter Mueller and David Jones back in game 3 (my boldest prediction to date) is going to light a fire under this team. What better way to welcome them back than with 18,007 screaming fans at Pepsi Center? I can think of none. Nabokov is going to pick up where he left off in the Olympics and not be able to handle the pressure of the playoffs. Thus ending San Jose's playoff dreams early...again.

Mike: I wish I was as optimistic about Colorado's chances in this playoff series, but I'm not.  I think the Avs could force it to a game 6 or 7, but the overall team size, skill, and system that San Jose rolls is more than the mediocre (at best) Colorado defense can handle.  I think the Avs match up better against the Sharks than the other wished-for first-round matchup, Chicago (I'd rather be putting Avalanche speed against San Jose size than against Chicago speed and depth, in other words).  Still at the end of the day, when you look at the weakest link on each team (San Jose's propensity to take penalties, Colorado's D), I think the Sharks come out WAY ahead on that trade-off, especially if the Avalanche "power" play remains more stale than Jay Leno's humor.  All that being said, I hope for some great individual performances from Stastny, Anderson and the Young Guns, namely Galiardi, Duchene, Radar O'Reilly, and Wilson.  If Yip or Cumiskey can surprise and Rob Blake can taste glass early and often, I'd be super excited.  Long story short: Sharks in 7.

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Sharks in 4 or 5
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Sharks in 6 or 7
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Avalanche in 4 or 5
18 votes
Avalanche in 6 or 7
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Awfully optomistic aren't we?
What better way to welcome them back than with 18,007 screaming fans at Pepsi Center?

Just kidding… I know that’s a touchy subject.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2010 7:04 AM MDT reply actions  

Ha, as soon as I get my check in the mail I’m going to get some tix! Whiteout game!!

Thanks Joe...

by mfured20 on Apr 13, 2010 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll be disappointed but not surprised if the games aren’t sold out. Haven’t seen or heard any creative advertising at all about the upcoming playoff games yet. Only the same old boring crap in the same old media outlets that only diehard fans like us are in tune with. Wtf Stan ….. too many other things on your mind right now?

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

A last minute postseason advertising blitz isn’t going to affect attendance. Fans have already made up their minds about going to these games or not.

In case you’ve forgotten, our fans suck. Passionless drones who only respond to the prompts from the outdated scoreboard.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree somewhat

I’m sure there are folks out there who don’t even know that the Avs are in the playoffs, and have disposable income that they may want to throw at “going to an event.”

I think we have a decent base of passionate fans as compared to most other NHL US cities. But the team has done a horrible job of reaching out to the less passionate potential fan base.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm excited

to see the while pom-poms again. That’s one of my favorite things as an Avs fan.

by Avalanche318 on Apr 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Be nice Dan.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thoughts

We need to steal one game in California.

I think Andy will return to form. He’s a competitor, we know this. This is his first real taste of playoff hockey, unless I am mistaken, and that’s another drive for him to play well.

The Sharks and their penalty woes are a point of weakness. If the Avs can get the PP on a roll, like they did when we got Mueller, that could put the Sharks on their heals.

Stastny’s line did a great job controlling the Sharks’ top line. If they can do it again for the majority of games, NO team, not even the Sharks, can win on secondary scoring alone.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 7:19 AM MDT reply actions  

Game 7 will ALWAYS be in Cali, regardless…

by Tommelot on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

I really REALLY want to try to get a trip together to go north and see a game….SJ OR BUST!!!

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

Of course game 7 is in California

Avalanche 2009-2010: Does your Corsi number matter in golf. I am not sure, ask Calgary.

by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused about Tom's reply too

Maybe we have seen a whole new level for the jibble.

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by Drakenlot on Apr 13, 2010 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Tom’s from Sweden or someplace like that. Perhaps we’re witnessing the advent of the Euro-Jibble.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 13, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too. I really like steak.

by Paulo Saraiva on Apr 13, 2010 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope, I’m Dutch. And I don’t believe there’s been a Jibble, just miscommunication.

I stated in my reply that we had to steal a game in cali, as we weren’t going to win one there and needed to at least win one there to get the 4W’s needed.

get it?

by Tommelot on Apr 14, 2010 6:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also,

The Avs may be the worst team of San Jose to play. Instead of getting a team who is always there and expects to do well, they get some young team with kids who have no idea what’s going on. This Avs team does not realize they are supposed to lose to the Sharks. This could be a good mindset for the team.

Avalanche 2009-2010: Does your Corsi number matter in golf. I am not sure, ask Calgary.

by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 7:24 AM MDT reply actions  

Honestly

This team was a 4th/5th seeded team until we almost died after the Olympic Break. If we as a team can get back to the level of play we were at for MOST of the season, we should be alright. I honestly don’t think of this team as an 8th seed caliber team, but that of a much better one.

by Avalanche318 on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 AM MDT reply actions  

On Hockey This Morning, Denis Potvin picked SJ to win in 4. Really pissed me off how he just completely disregarded the Avs. And then he went on to say the Preds would be swept too. He overall said the West would be done early.

Let’s prove ’em wrong boys!

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:06 AM MDT reply actions  

I don’t understand this. The west clearly has better teams than the East 1-8. Wouldn’t that suggest that the lower seeds will make more series interesting.

Everyone is picking the flyers to make it a series with NJ, but can anyone with a straight face say the Flyers are even close to the Avs? I mean for god’s sake they are starting Bobby Boucher… the guy deemed not sufficient to be a backup in the west.

Personally I think this is another case of East Coast bias. People have watched Philly so they think higher of them, even if it’s clear the Avs, Preds, Kings, and Coyotes are all quite a bit better than the Flyers (and Bruins and Sens for that matter)

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the Preds are going to be the Cinderella this year

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 8:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t. The Hawks handled them all year (even Huet had a shutout against them), plus the Hawks are going in hot. I think it goes 5 at the most. Just my opinion, though I’m usually wrong

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 13, 2010 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you’re biased.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it’ll be a good series, but it’s a lot like the Avs. Which team shows up, the early season team or the late season team?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not that biased really. I just don’t see the Preds, and their defense first style, putting up much of a fight. Although i would like to since I am on game 5 and 7 duty

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by chiavsfan on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

The preds did give us (Avs) some problems all season long. They are a hard team to play against.

by Paulo Saraiva on Apr 13, 2010 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the Preds. I think they got the worst possible match up for them in the first round.

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think people are sleeping on the Preds. They don’t have a lot of huge stars (arguably none) but that team is nasty. Reminds me of the Ducks a few years ago. Even if they lose, the Hawks are going to leave that series hurting.

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by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think game 1 will be painful for the avs. Injuries + lack of Stanley Cup playoff experience from both the players and head coach will do it this time. The playoffs are a whole new level of intensity.

I also think the Avs will take a couple of games as they adjust. If they get some players back they could win the series and in less than 7 games. Andy returning to form could net a game or two.

Never trust the lunch lady.

by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 13, 2010 8:12 AM MDT reply actions  

I’m worried that the youngins will come out flying, all jacked up about the playoffs, get squashed by a more even-keeled team with experience and then get emotionally crippled as the jumbo Sharks roll over them.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

me too

but I think that the past few weeks may have tempered that a little bit. I’ve said all along it will be Sharks in 6 but it will be a close 6.

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree many of them will be jacked. They have a lot to learn and quickly.

Never trust the lunch lady.

by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, we’re finally back to the place where the critics, fans, analysts, and maybe even a vengeful God are expecting the Sharks to roll these guys. It’s like the start of the year all over again. It’s obvious these guys read their own press, but now the press is back to calling them punk kids destined for failure instead of emerging stars. The chip could easily be right back on these kids’ and Anderson’s shoulders, and if they can steal the first game, the Sharks will be gripping those sticks tighter than any other playoff team because everyone will be saying “Here we go again.”

by Dixomatic on Apr 13, 2010 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m hoping for.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

me too

can we honor Sakic’s retirement in Game 3 again please?

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

And no back-2-back games. The Avs do play very aggressive when they have at least 1 day to rest in between games.

by Paulo Saraiva on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I worry about the spotlight on Coach Joe too. Matchups with the San Jose top lines are tough. If SoS and Co. do a good job on the superline of Marleau/Heatley/Thorton, who does he trust once McLellan breaks that line up to spread the depth and control the matchups? Radar and Dutchey are good, young two-way forwards, but Thorton has bigger guys in his stool every morning. I think Sacco’s best bet is to keep his foot on the gas and give Wilson the green light to blitz anybody wearing teal.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:18 AM MDT reply actions  

% move sucka move %

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

We definitely need Mack at the top of his game,

but if Footer doesn’t have that ugly, edgy grind to him, Quincey doesn’t summon BMF and Hannan doesn’t channel himself vs. Foppa ca. 2004, this one could be over quick.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - You made the "experts" look bad by getting to the playoffs boys, now show us what you've got!

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

My prediction:

He will regain BMF status.

He came out at the beginning of the season pissed. I think he’ll be angry again!

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

We need to hire that chick from the Ducks game to go bang on the glass with an “I love you Quincey” poster before every game. lol. Yeah, BMF will be back. Tucker’s going to help too, guys. He’s been gearing up for playoffs. I just hope he’s better at picking the fights: times and people.

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh god yeah.

That’s an amazing idea.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Apr 13, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Kroenke is about the buy the Rams and you’re talking about an “I love you Quincey” poster? ;)

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

had you been there

you would be on board with this one. i promise you. he was PISSED. and the team had to have given him SO much shit for it that it made him even more pissed off. picture evidence…this was right after he had taken a HUGE slap shot right at the chick’s face:

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

i love this pic. I saw it on your fb the other day and it really made me laugh. The guys in the background laughing is hilarious!

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even realize it until I was going through them to post them the other day. I just kept shooting pics. That one I snapped quick cuz he had just taken that slapper and it scared the HELL out of me. Turned out to be a perfect composition. Almost looks like Durno’s skating over to someone to say, “Hey, dude, did you see that shit??” And Dutchy’s like, “What? What??”

But man, was Quincey mad. The other players started coming by and banging their sticks on the glass at her too. She just would not stop pounding on the glass to get his attention. Scary, scary monster. SUPER FREAK that girl was.

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, yeah he looks pissed, they think that it’s hilarious.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh. Memories.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Apr 13, 2010 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Allow me, Bob.
Kroenke is about the buy the Rams and you’re talking about memories?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Apr 13, 2010 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Seriously though, I didn’t mean to sound like such a bitch yesterday. I hope you and Sandie will please accept my humblest apologies.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

....lol?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, takes more than that to offend me ;)

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm, bob?

I do get offended when I am ignored! That was me, Bob, you know, Beachie….the loud one….who goes on and on about Hot Pocket….how easily one becomes a wall flower around this joint.

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

You? A wallflower? Pardon me while I clean up the water I spilt.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

If anyone is a wallflower around this joint it’s me. lol!

PROUD member of the Burgundy Army: Female Division. :)
The wheels on the Avs bus go round and round.....
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by AndiRose on Apr 13, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy cow I just keep digging

I was referring to an incident the day before Beachie, where SDTF and Sandie were going back and forth about some girl’s Flames tattoo shortly after I heard the Kroenke news and was in a panic. That was my orignal “and you guys are talking about” dig. This latest one was just a mock of myself, not meant towards you but towards SDTF. But I apologize to you too. And to all of humanity, for my misplaced sense of humor.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 14, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

he had taken a HUGE slap shot right at the chick’s face:

That’s what she said.

I think I may have seen a moving picture on the interweb of that….

It's hard to be a saint in this city

by Nemesis44UK on Apr 14, 2010 2:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oo

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 14, 2010 6:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

for those who missed it, here’s the Rink Side Radio show, chock full of SBN writers babbling about their playoff teams

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/rinksideradio/2010/04/13/rink-side-radio

Mike Chen and I are on about 30 minutes in. Getting interviewed for a SJ podcast tonight – I’ll share the link for that once it’s up.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 AM MDT reply actions  

Attention whore.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

you got that right

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Attention whore.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

My question:

“Where are the other five?”

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Long story

I lost an eye in a fight. Despite looking like a pirate, I only see one whore now: Mike

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

That almost sounded like a proposal…

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also, to continue my Brigidier-General Bringdown ways…

Look at the photo at the top of the post. Go ahead, scroll up. I’ll wait…
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Now, who are the two closest players to Andy in that pic? I’ll give you a hint, it isn’t Liles and/or Hannan (the defensemen on that play). And those two are a big part of the experience we’re hoping comes in on the blueline for this series. I just don’t see Colorado handling the Sharks size well over a playoff series.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:30 AM MDT reply actions  

Geez

Did you get a fly in your oatmeal this morning?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 8:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I thought Tuesdays were spiders!!!!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that picture from that crazy rebound off the board?

It caught everyone out of position except the Sharks player who was just chilling on the other side of the ice.

I call unfair sample size.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 8:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of the big “if”, isn’t it? The Sharks have been beat in the playoffs when they play a perimeter game (hence the criticism of them being “soft”). The Avs need to keep the Sharks away from the net. Given the size disadvantage of the Avs defensemen, the most practical way the Avs can achieve that goal is through very aggressive play in the neutral zone preventing the Sharks from getting into the offensive zone cleanly. That means tight backchecking from the Avs forwards and the defensemen actually holding the blueline for once.

by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Apr 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Heh

Sharks fans discover the wonder that is Mark Kislza

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 8:49 AM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that.

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is it that time already?

Did Kiz dust off the “let’s be rivals and I’ll be edgy!” column? Never fails to crack me up…no, actually, it doesn’t crack me up. Never fails to annoy the fuck out of me.

Kiz, go back to doing what you do best, fishing through Dante Bichette’s locker.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

You so remind me of Kiz.

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by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dater I can defend. Kiszla or Paige? No way.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

a thousand amens to that

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can even defend Paige. The guys a clown, and he knows it. He’s given up writing the good article (and he can be an extremely good sportswriter when he feels like it.)

Kiszla, just plain sucks. Always.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

Once in a very long while Woody will still throw something out there to remind you that he was once capable of being a pretty darn good writer. Kiz is just horrible.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Sharks have all the pressure. This is the year, is the year, is the year, IS THE YEAR they have to make it to the finals. I picked the Sharks in 6 or 7, but if it gets to that many games then the Avs will have a shot. Especially knowing how tight the Sharks anuses would be at that point. They will be squeezing out customized Bumblebee Bat turds that say “here we go again” on them. Whatever.

You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 AM MDT reply actions  

speed

When the Avs have looked good against San Jose, it’s been when they had their legs and were skating well (duh, obvious right?). The Avs just get killed when they let a bigger team bog them down and slow things up. If they can keep the young legs churning, we have a shot, otherwise, we’ll just get beat up but a larger tougher team. A couple of early wins in the series could bring back the nightmares of playoffs past for the Sharks and really get them doubting themselves.

Another cup of insanity, someones really drinking the KoolAid out of De-Toilet over at TSN….
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=317808

Jimmy Howard ranked as the best goalie in the playoffs? gimme a break

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 AM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, those are some of the most preposterous playoff predictions I’ve seen. Vancouver’s good, but I don’t think they have the tools up front to make the WCF. It may be fashionable to say the Sharks don’t have depth, but we have almost 6 20-goal scorers (Clowe’s sitting at 19). At the same time, Chicago’s got way more depth than the Sharks or the Avs do. I also think Washington’s going to run into a team that plays defensive hockey, which happens to be their Achilles Heel.

..:Fear The Fin:..

by OtherKid on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Howard really?

Even I think Luongo is overrated but it’s a hard argument to say any goalie in the west is best this year besides him for the playoffs. Maybe Bryzgalov but Luongo has the experience plus has actually won something in a playoff atmosphere now.

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by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

So Howard is the next Patrick Roy

That is basically the similarity they are making here. I do agree that a good goalie in Detroit could be scary, but just because they have a goalie who is remotely better than Osgood does not mean he is the next St. Patrick.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dater picked the Wings in his Vs Article as well

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Muir on cnnsi has them #1 in his post-season rankings also, but he’s always been a Wings groupie

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

All the bandwagoners come out of the woodwork as soon as they even sniff the playoffs. It’s ridiculous.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Heard on NHL Live on the way home at lunch where they were calling Detroit to beat Phoenix and jokingly said “upset”. “Can you really call that an upset?”

Man I really hope Phoenix beats the crap out of them.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

don’t think that’ll happen though

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I could definitely see the dogs winning that one. Beat the crap out of, well…..

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

How do you beat the crap out of…well crap?

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by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only Dr. Manhattan knows.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Scott Cullen is definitely suckling at the teat of Mike Babcock and Ken Holland.

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by Derek B on Apr 13, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

My mind agrees with negative nancy Mike but my heart says no.

Mind Sharks in 6
Heart Avs in 7.

Plus, the Avs speed may not be worth anything if they are skating into a brick wall at the Sharks blue line.

Burgundy army now taking recruits.

by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 AM MDT reply actions  

If that Avs can win all three games in Denver, with the thin air and the fast ice

Then maybe Game 7 is doable.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm really hoping you guys finish them off before it gets to game 7

Come out like gangbusters and keep up the speed. A face paced game can only help your cause.

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- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 13, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

How is a team or fan not penalized for throwing a dead animal on the ice? Rubber snakes… now those will get you in trouble.

It’s a good thing the dead kittens never caught on. It’s just an octopus, it has no feelings (as far as we know). Cats are just selfish creatures.

Am I high right now? What did I just say?

You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 AM MDT reply actions  

Coincidently, my stash is missing.

Pinchy!!!!!!!!

Burgundy army now taking recruits.

by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Say what you will about Wing fans, they do know how to get a dead octopus on the ice.

Some brave soul has to stuff the creature in his pants just to get it into an arena. Once in, he alerts the fans around him he has an octopus. A crowd will all stand to cover the man who throws the octopus. At the Joe, they do announce that anything else thrown onto the ice will result in a Red Wing penalty. As the rule states, the crowd gets one warning.


Cats are just selfish creatures.
– Andy Griffith FTW

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by smoky201 on Apr 13, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Now we just need to figure out a way to get 18,007 fans to smuggle snowballs into their pants to create an avalanche after the first goal. Hopefully the goal comes early so everyone doesn’t look like they peed their pants… it could send the wrong message.

You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 13, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wrote an email to Travis Hair of Five For Howling SBNation about a replacement for the rattlesnake. Here goes:

“I found your idea of throwing a rattlesnake a good idea, but I do understand why the NHL can disagree with this.

But since the idea of the rattlesnake has been known all around and the people have in mind what kind of sound makes a rattlesnake, why not use a toy that produces a rattling sound ? Thousands of people making rattle sounds would put a lot of fun and enthousiasm in your arena! I don’t see the NHL going against that.

I remember using a toy that made these sounds. It was like a metal rectangular thin box fixed to a small stick that you hold in your hand and your hand makes the box turn, therefore producing the sound.

Sorry about my english, my native language is french.

Good luck against the Wings and thank you for Peter Mueller. I guess our teams both got what they wanted with that trade."

His answer:

“What’ll probably end up happening is that someone (Not Me) throws the rubber snake anyways. Also talk of “Rally Snakes” just waving them around. "

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by god's clown on Apr 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a pretty good idea.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

heck even if they had 18000 baby rattles it would be pretty awesome—can you imagine what that would sound like.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that might hurt somebody. There aren’t many soft rattles.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t thinking that they would throw them but use the rattles all game. I’m sure a bunch of drunks would throw them.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

I guarantee there will be a snake on the ice

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You sir, will be hearing from our attorneys!!!

Signed,

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rattles sure beat the hell out of cow bells.

by Dixomatic on Apr 13, 2010 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

people would bring those to my brother’s hockey games and I have to say, while I am a pacifist, if you really wanted to get me to fight you, all you’d have to do is wave a cow bell in my face.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

gets the fast ball over the plate and crushes it.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be fun if Denver fans could bring snowballs in and throw them at the Sharks pleyers skating toward the Avs zone? heheh

;-)

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by god's clown on Apr 13, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

What time doe the Avs practice today?

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT reply actions  

Sorry Mike

but I’ve got to completely disagree with what you put in your prediction. Nothing is more stale than Jay Leno’s humor.

by some white guy on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 AM MDT reply actions  

Did you know...

…that once upon a time Leno actually used to be hysterically funny? The lesson here is that getting old sucks – almost everyone loses their fastball when they get older (and I know this is true because Letterman sucks too these days, just not as hard as Leno).

by Dan Winkler on Apr 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not sure Johnny Carson ever sucked…but then he was a man amongst boys.

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by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Leno joke?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

especially if the Avalanche “power” play remains more stale than Jay Leno’s humor.

by some white guy on Apr 13, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Okay then, I guess I’m lost in the jibble. I just can’t find the post you’re talking about.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the original post, under the predictions (all the way at the bottom). All the “contributors” to MHH have their predictions and the Jay Leno line is in Mike’s prediction.

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by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay. Guess that’s what I get for not reading the post all the way! :-)

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 13, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks, hun.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

What's this

“contributors” stuff? Lol!

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by Derek B on Apr 13, 2010 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

There is yet another reason why we could win this series…
No Smurfiform.

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst

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by Uziel on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 AM MDT reply actions  

Maybe the Avs should wear them in the first period and then switch during the intermission?

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by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

It all comes down to

Quincey and Hannan against the Thornton line, who ever wins that battle probably wins the series.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:10 AM MDT reply actions  

oh and nabakov is a playoff choke.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

i actually wonder if you might see Foote and Cumiskey out there against them. Sacco loves them defensively, for whatever reason.

by thedoctor on Apr 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

true that’s the pair, but with their size I don’t like cumiskey out there. But that’s why I get paid to watch hockey rather than coach or play it. Well I don’t get paid so much as I drink while I watch it.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Avs just don’t have those shutdown guys to stop them.

I remember Foote, Hannan and Salei making Gaborik INVISIBLE last play-offs.

by Tommelot on Apr 13, 2010 10:14 AM MDT reply actions  

very true. but Gaborik was one guy. this is an entire line.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think you need to put bodies against them, Hannan/Quincey, Foote/Wilson (or Salei if he’s dressed for some reason) against them, maybe even rotate those two pairings aginst them to keep both lines fresh.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

WWRBD?

Maybe several gentlemanly boards are in order.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have a tatoo that says that, but it was a typo.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

reminds me of a joke

Two guys were standing next to each other in a public bathroom taking a piss. One dude had a girlfriend named Wendy and was so in love with her that he had her name tattooed on his johnson. To his surprise, he looked over and noticed that the other guy also had this tattoo in the same place. He looked at the other guy and said, “So you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?” The guy figured out what he was talking about and laughed, “Oh no, you can’t see the whole thing right now. Mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day’.”

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sharks' worst enemies

I think the worst enemies of the Sharks right now are the media and everyone else underrating the Avalanche. The Sharks know they have to win, but I am sure they think that they will have to win the second round, the Avs being a formality for everyone, like a practice playoff for getting in shape for the second round.

This could lead to a very bad awakening for the Sharks if Colorado play as they did in October.

But the way I see it, the Avs have to win in 4 or 5 games. Longer than that, they will not be able to hold on against a heavier team’s hits that will take a toll on them.

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by god's clown on Apr 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT reply actions  

game one, period one will be a big one for the avs. They have to punch them in the mouth.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

and kick them in their little sharky hoo-hahs

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

I heard a sharks va-jay-jay smells like fish. Or it could just be Heatley.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Will those heavier guys be able to keep up with the Avalanche speed? I think the Avs speed will wear down the Sharks just as quickly as the Sharks hits will wear down the Avs.

I think the ultimate decision will come down to goaltending. It will boil down to Andy vs Nabby. If Andy plays like he has most of the season, Avs take this thing. If Nabby does not choke like he did in the Olympics or past playoffs, Sharks might have an edge.

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by smoky201 on Apr 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it is crucial that the Avs steal a game in SJ in the first two games to try and plant a seed of doubt in the Sharks.

Burgundy army now taking recruits.

by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Underestimating the Avs...

This is one of the reasons I wanted the Sharks. Chicago wouldn’t have. They knew the Avs have it in them to surprise people with their youth and speed and underdog status. As much as the Sharks will say in the locker room, “We can’t take them for granted,” they will.

The Avs, if back in October form, have three solid lines that can score and a fourth that can sneak in and grind in some dirty goals when needed. They have a defensive core that can throw hits that the other team won’t see coming and they have the ability to swarm into the neutral zone with a solid forecheck, pushing the play into the offensive zone so quickly the opposition doesn’t even realize it’s happening.

I see the Avs like the Australian shepherds sneaking in past the Rottweilers. Yeah, if the Rotties can catch them, the Aussies are cooked. But they have to catch them first…

This is our team: underrated, filled with amazingly talented kids and veteran leaders, both young and old, who are buying into the vision of a hard working, fast moving, never-say-die game. They are the 2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche.

by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 13, 2010 10:36 AM MDT reply actions  

From Yahoo.com
The Avalanche’s forwards are speedy and aggressive, and showed an ability to disrupt in the attacking zone down the stretch. They’ve got balanced scoring, but not much of it, as the Avs didn’t have a 30-goal guy on the roster.

Colorado was 6th in the league in goals this year. I know not everyone here is from Detroit and are familiar with the Pistons but when they had Chauncey Billups and went to the Conference finals 5? times in a row, they never once had a player avg more than 20 pts per game. They didn’t have one super star and instead played together as a team.

I see that as a plus.

by Avalanche318 on Apr 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT reply actions  

balanced scoring may be one of the biggest factors in favor of the Avalanche.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

But we didz nots hav a thirdy goal scorerz. We fail.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 13, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

For real

Chris Stewart only had 28…FAILZ!

by Avalanche318 on Apr 13, 2010 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ryan O'Reilly

is going to be a positive factor in the playoffs, mark my words. The kid really came on again late in the season and just has “big game” written all over him, imo.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ryan O'Reilly
is going to be a positive factor

I see what you did there.

by Avalanche318 on Apr 13, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Me too. And it makes me sick.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't bother me at all,

to see Radar, Yip & Dr. Jones light up the Sharks because none of them have scored 30 or more goals, skate on the 1st or 2nd line or are anything else other than SUXXXPORRARAXZZZZ!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 13, 2010 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think not having Joe Thornton may be the biggest factor.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

We may not have anyone breaking 30 goals this year

But the Avalanche were still 6th in the league in team scoring. The teams above us? Pittsburgh, San Jose, Chicago, Vancouver and Washington. Last I checked, all of them are in upper echelon of the league, as well as top contenders for the Cup.

That says a lot about the balance the team has.
 
 
Also says a lot about the future, as there are a few Avs that have the potential to break 30, even 40 goals soon enough.

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by Drakenlot on Apr 13, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Avs are 6th in the league in goals per game 2.89 while the Sharks are 4th with 3.18.
Avs are 18th in Goals Against per game at 2.78 while San Jose is 8th at 2.55.
Sharks have two 30+ goals scorers (both Heatley (39) and Marleau (44) played all 82 games) and 5 with 20+; both of the 30+ goal scorers for San Jose are currently on the same line.
Avs have no 30 goal scorers, but if Stewie had played another 5-6 games he could have been there. The Avs have 4 guys with 20+ goals (Had Hejduk played more the 56 games he probably would have hit 30).

In the season the two teams both score 13 goals in regulation, the Avs scored in the only OT game and lead 14-13.

I don’t think the Avs not having a 30+ goal scorer is going to matter in this series. Defense and goaltending are going to be the key.

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by Americanario on Apr 13, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Sharks have 9 players with double digit goals. Of those 9, all but one played more than 70 games and the one played 59. The remaining 21 players for the Sharks scored 51 goals.

The Avs also have 9 players with double digit goals. Of those 9, only 5 played more than 70 games in an Avs uniform. The remaining 4 are Wolski (62 games, obviously no longer with the team), Hejduk (56 games), Yip (32 games), and Jones (23 games). And that doesn’t even include Mueller, who scored 9 goals in 15 games. The remaining 21 players for the Avs scored 79 goals.

by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Apr 13, 2010 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

So what happened to not making any predictions???

I will say this if this goes to a best of 6 or 7 series our boys have a Big time advantage as the pressure will just increase even more on the Sharks!!! and that’s all I have to say about that!!!

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by BryceLeo on Apr 13, 2010 11:59 AM MDT reply actions  

horbayj’s prediction: Avs in 6

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by horbayj on Apr 13, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was for during the games, ie. shutouts, goals, etc.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

My only prediction

Is that if the Avs winning tomorrow is the key to the whole series, and not only because it’ll give them a golden opportunity flip off the entire MSM. Again.

If they lose Game 1, the Sharks might very well doubt themselves enough to begin playing desperate and sloppy instead of the skilled and finely-tuned play that got them to the #1 seed.

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by Drakenlot on Apr 13, 2010 12:52 PM MDT reply actions  

But Anderson has been run ragged this year. Hell, Andy played 71 games this year!

Wha? Shut yo mouth! Nabakov also played 71 games? Get out.

Well, Andy got peppered with the most shots in the entire NHL with 2233 shots against. He’s got to be fried.

Oh, you don’t say? Nabby faced the second most in the NHL with 2168 against? Well then, never mind.

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by Dario on Apr 13, 2010 1:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Sung to the Theme from Shaft -

Who’s the Russian goaltender, who was peppered with the 2nd most shots in the NHL… Nabokov! You Damn Right!
Who is the man, who choked in the 2010 Olympics? Nabokov! Can you dig it?
They say this guy is a choke artists – shut your mouth! Well I’m talking about Nabby.
Who’s the cat that’s known to cop out when the playoffs come about. Nabokov!

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by smoky201 on Apr 13, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

The secret is how much pressure can the Avs put on the Thorton line to play some defense. Got to make that big lug Thorton play the entire ice surface from defense to offense over a long series. In that respect, again Stewart plays a key role on that first line. Gally and Stastny can provide some good defensive back pressure but Stewart has got to bring the offense.

My prediction is that you shouldn’t be surprised to see the Avs go all in against the Thorton line with Stastny and Gally doing some aggressive support very low in their own zone. I think the Avs first line will do a lot of chip and change shifts to start this series out. That puts more pressure on Duchene and the 2nd line to produce goals.

My question is do you put Foote against Thorton or his previous teammate Hannan? I think Foote is a different animal in the playoffs and he should be there. But, Wilson or the Flying Cumiskey scares me on the other side.

by Dario on Apr 13, 2010 1:28 PM MDT reply actions  

TSN is reporting that Mueller isn’t making the trip to San Jose….. (apologies if this is already posted elsewhere)

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 1:47 PM MDT reply actions  

just saw DDC’s post on the main page, ignore me plz

by jd21 on Apr 13, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s a fair preview I mostly agree with.

One point though on this.. I wouldn’t evaluate Nabokov’s performance based on one period of Russia-Canada game for the same reason no one is saying that Ovechkin, Malkin, Gonchar, Datsyuk and the rest are terrible chockers – because they were just as bad in that game. That’s especially true of Ovechkin who was invisible, just like he was invisible in Game 7 of Penguins series.

For whatever reason, no one is talking about how good Nabokov was against the Czechs in the game before that lead to Russia winning that group.

But none of that is no longer important.

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by Ivano M on Apr 13, 2010 2:26 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah. I alluded to it above, but I for one think Nabby is underrated.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 13, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

narrows eyes i see what you did there, DDC. allow me to continue…

Yes, Ivano, Nabokov is quite good. Fantastic, even. I might call him the best goaltender in the game today, and he is sure to play flawless hockey. His mental stability is unmatched. He has never given up soft 5 hole goals in his life.

I don’t even know why we’re playing the games — Nabokov is that good. There is simply no way he will ever choke in this series.

by thedoctor on Apr 13, 2010 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

He takes more than his share of blame for Sharks playoff failures – he was bad against the Ducks last year, but he’s had great playoff series before. Anecdotally (which I am pretty sure is spelled correctly, no matter what the spell checker says) I seem to remember he was good in the SJ/Dallas series with the 3 OT last game a couple years ago and he was fantastic against us a couple times.

Statistically, he’s 32-31 with a 2.23 GAA and .915 SV% in 65 games in his NHL playoff career. That save percentage would have tied him for 14th in the league with Tim Thomas and Johan Hedberg this season and put him just ahead of goalies like Roberto Luongo, Chris Mason, Marty Turco, Antti Niemi, Pekka Rinne, ROOKIE SENSATION Jonathan Quick, and Marc-Andre Fleury. His career playoff GAA would have put him behind only Tuukka Rask and Ryan Miller this season. And over a similar number of games played when compared to most of those goalies.

I realize the playoffs are a different breed, but Martin Brodeur, considered by most a clutch performer, has a career .920 SV% in the playoffs. Patrick Roy’s career playoff GAA was 2.30, though he was far better than that some seasons. I’m not saying he’s been as good as those guys in the playoffs in his career, but Evgeni Nabokov is a good goalie in the regular season, and he’s perfectly fine, if a little inconsistent, in the playoffs. Anderson, to me, is the bigger question mark of the two goalies, but I completely expect him to rebound and be fine. This series is probably going to come down to whether the Sharks can handle the Avs’ speed and whether the Avs can handle the Sharks’ size and skill, not which goalie is going to choke.

You know, unless a goaltender chokes.

by sprdelfin on Apr 13, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am friends with a Russian so I can tell you this: Nabakov did not please the motherland. Lack of heart, or intestinal fortitude depending on translation, is what they called it.

People weren’t talking about Nabby because Ovechkin destroying Jagr in perhaps the most epic play of the tournament as the Russians punished the Czechs in every facet of the game. Nabby still let in 2.

Why? I can’t decide… it must have been where he let in 6 goals in 24 minutes of play. A goal against every four minutes.

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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 13, 2010 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was terrible in the Olympics. But I also blame the idiot coach, for not recognizing that he was starting to choke and getting Bryz in there.

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by hockeymom on Apr 13, 2010 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

If only the Sharks had Bryz on retainer ;)

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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 13, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Russians had no coach. Just a guy that stood behind the bench wearing a suit.

The Avalanche, clearly, are down with No PP.

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 14, 2010 8:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can do that. My russian sucks, it’s mostly me making up words that sound russian.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 14, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

As the song goes

Do you know the way to San Jose?

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by tibbar on Apr 13, 2010 4:05 PM MDT reply actions  

The Avs are only passing through

On the way to some other NHL destination in RD 2 … quite possibly Chicago.

Jibbles is an older man so you can trust what he says.

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Goaltender Interference

According to the TSN Playoff Preview show, the league plans to crack down on goaltender interference during the playoffs, going so far as to remind referees of this before every game. So, what are the odds they forget to tell this to the guys refereeing the Avalanche games?

by some white guy on Apr 13, 2010 7:13 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll believe that when I see it!

Means the Avs will get called for it?

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jersey Dilemma

I have one Avs jersey. Unfortunately, at this time, it is a Rob Blake jersey. Overall I really like this jersey. Is it a Avs fashion playoff faux paux to wear this jersey during the Sharks series? What should I do? Any suggestions?

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by Light the Lamp on Apr 13, 2010 7:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Tape a big X over the name.

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by Bob in Boulder on Apr 13, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

After Game 1

Would it be alright now to take off the big X over Blake’s name?

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by Light the Lamp on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

You had it on for game 1?

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

If you did, it worked. Don’t change a thing. The more goals we get while he’s in the box or off of his skate the better.

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

http://www.jersey101.com/en/products.asp?typeid=518 get a knockoff duchene, the quality is actually pretty good, I can’t tell between that and my blueberry stastny I have now (well other than the color). My advertising work is done here.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 13, 2010 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dang, no BMF, Mack Truck or CGDS

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just watched the

series preview on NHL on the Fly…I love how absolutely NO ONE is giving the Avs a chance in this series whatsoever. To me, it just means that it is that much more pressure on the Sharks to win.

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by Derek B on Apr 13, 2010 7:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep

And that the Avs will be pissed off.

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 13, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Saw that too. You know what they say when absolutely everyone picks the same team to win…….

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by InYoFace on Apr 13, 2010 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Same thing

 as when everyone picks the same team to finish last in the conference?

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by Drakenlot on Apr 14, 2010 6:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

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