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Quarterfinals Game 5: Avs at Sharks

 

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8:30 MT / 10:30 ET
TV: Altitude (COL), CSN (SJ), VERSUS, RDS, & CBC (Canada)
Radio: AM 1510 KCKK (COL) & FM 98.5 KFOX (SJ)



After tonight one team will be able to smell second round. This intense knotted up series (tied 2-2) has seen; both teams able to dominate the other, insanely fluky bounces for each squad, 3 overtime games, all 4 games decided by one goal, unbelievable record-setting performances, devastating hits, the inexplicable and the unpredictable.

After Tuesday night's 2-1 OT win by the Sharks, San Jose seized back home ice advantage and now it's a best of 3 series. The Avs have had an answer for SJ's biggest stars in Heatley, Thornton, and Marleau, but haven't been able to contain the hardworking second line of Pavelski, Clowe, and Oscar-nominated actress Devin Setoguchi. Meanwhile, the Avs' own second line has been depleted by injuries. Mueller, Hejduk and Jones remain out and will not travel to Northern California. Coach Sacco did give some reason for optimism as he said he is "hopeful" to get Hejduk back at some point in the series. Porter will also be available and may return to the ice tonight. Wilson was a healthy scratch in game 4 in favor of Ruslan Salei. No word yet on which 6th defenseman* Sacco will throw into the fire tonight when the puck drops at the hostile Shark Tank. *UPDATE: Wilson IN, Salei OUT

After being dominated for much of games 2 and 3, the Avs threw down a solid 60+ minute effort in game 4 and were the better team, but as we've seen in this series, the better team doesn't always win the game. I believe the Avs proved in game 4 that they can compete with the Sharks. By now they should have effectively silenced the haters, and I wager there aren't nearly as many detractors left that would guarantee flat out the the Avs have no chance in the series (besides AD).

This series has delivered heart-pounding action-packed entertainment for any hockey fan. No matter what happens tonight or in the upcoming game(s), the Avs have nothing to lose. They have already made believers out of skeptics while vindicating themselves and their "fluke" season. I bet there were a lot of broom returns at local San Jose Wal-Marts this month.

Now let's snag game 5 in San Jose so we can clinch the series on home ice on Saturday. GO AVS!!

Star-divide

Remaining schedule:

Game 5: Thursday, April 22         Avs @ Sharks      8:30 p.m.   Altitude/CBC/VERSUS/RDS
Game 6: Saturday, April 24         Sharks @ Avs        TBD           Altitude/CBC/RDS                        Buy Tickets
Game 7: Monday, April 26*          Avs @ Sharks        TBD

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Dramamine

So far I am 4 for 4 before the two games we won I took Dramamine before the two games we lost I didn’t. I did take the Dramamine today so we should be good.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin

by tibbar on Apr 22, 2010 5:35 AM MDT reply actions  

Hey, you do what you gotta do!

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 22, 2010 5:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Does that stuff make you as sleepy as it does me?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 8:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Makes me very sleepy. Used to take it before fishing trips off of the Washington coast. Up at 4 AM after a night of drinking. Slept like a baby while the boat moved out to sea.

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have been fighting to stay awake all watch. I am just glad it is almost over though. So close to getting home.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin

by tibbar on Apr 22, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Who would have thunk it was some sailor taking motion sickness meds that would prove the be the catalyst. Not punching sauceless sandwiches or growing beards. And yes I am an expert and no I don’t want to see the replay again of me being seasick……anything else…. oh yeah …. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin

by tibbar on Apr 22, 2010 5:42 AM MDT reply actions  

Don’t discount the combination of the two. Defying the power of the punched sauceless sandwich makes baby Jimmy Howard cry.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dear Lord Baby Jesus Jimmy Howard, I want to thank you for this wonderful game tonight, my two beautiful son’s, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin’ Wife, Carley.

Dear Lord baby Jesus Jimmy Howard, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Highlander … won an award for best player ever.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I Stand By My Assertion

We’re the 8 seed, with key injuries, and can’t stay out of the penalty box. Still, we have these guys on the ropes. I think this series is still in our hands.

Now get your asses to Arby’s!

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 8:33 AM MDT reply actions  

we’re #2

Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 22, 2010 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

We rule.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Actually,

According to that search, we’re #1!!

We’re #1! We’re #1!

All thanks to smoky’s Arby’s commercial video

Dear experts that picked a Sharks win in 5: Go frak yourselves.
Sincerely , Colorado Avalanche

by Drakenlot on Apr 22, 2010 8:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Howard is very upset with you. All thanks go to Him.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Howard invented the internet.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? He invented the wheel as well

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 22, 2010 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Do you mean

The super cool winged wheel?

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

He invented inventing.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Touche!

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 22, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think that regardless of what happens tonight, the winner of game 6 wins the series. If we go up 3-2 and then can’t win at home, we won’t win game 7 in San Jose. If we go down 3-2, but force a game 7, I think San Jose will collapse under the pressure.

Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a douche bag like Brett Favre.

by Rather Dashing on Apr 22, 2010 9:31 AM MDT reply actions  

Can’t stand the pressure!!

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 22, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oscar-nominated actress Devin Setoguchi.

I think I may have peed a little after reading that. Great work.

"We're going to have to learn the rules and how to play,"
Red Wings quote

Really?

by booclatos on Apr 22, 2010 9:35 AM MDT reply actions  

So YOU"RE the one that reads the previews. I always wondered….

by Brett Shumway on Apr 22, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Haiku reborn

I read the previews
and laugh occasionally
don’t sell yourself short

"We're going to have to learn the rules and how to play,"
Red Wings quote

Really?

by booclatos on Apr 22, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

The mountains and the Flatirons near Boulder this morning just looked amazing with dense cloud cover on top of them yet crystal clear definition below. I just thought to myself, man, am I ever lucky to live in this state and in this part of the state. Thank you for making this possible, Jimmy Howard.

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 9:47 AM MDT reply actions  

I see what you did there!

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bob, I thought that most Boulderites don’t believe in Jimmy Howard……..

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

They didn’t until they found out that Jimmy Howard is The Buddha.

It's all fun and games until someone blows up Detroit...then it's a PARTY!!!

by Busted Twigg on Apr 22, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

And one of his alter-egos is Obama.

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, I try to stay out of politics because I smite those who disagree with me and I want to avoid a bloodbath.

Everything that ever was and ever shall be, I am.

by Jimmy Howard on Apr 22, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Teh Jimmuh!!!!

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

LoL! This is good stuff.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh man, here come the character accounts…

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

my playoff beard is reaching omgitchy luxurious status. the Avs have played their hearts out. im finally mustering hate for SJ fans. the refs and hockey gods are mostly against us. DDC is finally calling Seto a girl. AD is being a homer…for the Avs?!

man, I just love the playoffs. let’s get ’em tonight, boys.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 9:50 AM MDT reply actions  

Brett is the one with the Setoguchi love. I’ll be the one doing the debbie downer recap tonight

Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 22, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I had no real issue with SJ fans at first

But now that they aren’t winning they way the powerful gods and holders of the universal truth have ordained they think they should, they are relapsing into the arguments the Flames fans have made.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, to be honest, Sharks fans have the difficult task of making their team sound like a Cup contender while playing a 2-2 series with a No. 8 seed that has a first-year coach, the youngest team in the league with 12 guys who have played their first playoff game this year, suffering major injuries to three of its top wingers, a goalie with no playoff experience, and a partridge in a pear tree.

If you had to watch Joe Thornton in his scoring-race battle with Matt Hendricks, you’d be grasping at Corsi-like straws, too. They seriously have to be thinking they are backing Ivan Drago over there.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget, they also have to somehow find time to channel their inner asshole and boo their own team and derisively cheer Nabokov. They’re busy!

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's the partridge!

If it weren’t for the damned partridge, we’d have swept those damned Avalanchers!

/Shark nut off

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah give me my credit! I love that wispy flowing beard. Reminds me of my mother…

by Brett Shumway on Apr 22, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fixed

I’ll be the one doing the debbie downer “OMG did the the Avs ever beat the crap out those Sharks tonight!” recap tonight

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

I understand the hating SJ fans and thinking the refs are against you

Please explain to me how the hockey gods are considering how exactly games 1 and 3 ended.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

3 top 6 injuries. short end of the refereeing stick. and they sent you to annoy us with your self-righteous “defense” of your team.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

3 top 6 injuries, maybe.

reffing stick fits under hating the refs.
hating me fits under hating the SJ Sharks fans.

The Sharks handing you 3 goals in a series decided only by 1 goal games seems to indicate the hockey gods aren’t against you.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

I certainly wouldn’t say the Sharks handed the Avs 3 goals. I wouldn’t even say they’ve handed the Avs a single goal.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Sharks handing you 3 goals in a series decided only by 1 goal games seems to indicate the hockey gods aren’t against you.

that is completely inaccurate. Just because a goal goes off a member of the same team isn’t “handing it”to you.
The GWG in game one is a goal that happens all the time, and it happened because Stastny, Stewart and Galiardi completely dominated a shift and got at least 5-6 shots on goal. Galiardi drove to the net, and it happened to deflect in off of a Shark. That’s not a fluke, that’s a very common occurrence.

The only “fluke” goal was the Boyle one. Unless you’re calling Nabokov’s poor game 2 as handing the Avs goals…

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Okay

Okay fine, leave out the Blake skate.

Game 2 Blake clears the puck, hits Vlassic in the net, goes in the net. No Av player involved.

Game 2 Ref kicks a puck up to Anderson, leading to a break away goal. (not a fluke really, but certainly a hockey gods helping the avs)

Game 3 Boyle passes the puck, which barely deflects off O’Rielly’s stick and goes into the net.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

*hits Vlassic in the neck.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

what is your point? should we not be frustrated at the bad luck which caused us to lose games? do you want us acknowledge the Sharks should have swept us or something?

this is ridiculous.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

nope, just discussing.

It’s not like avs fans don’t come to FTF and disagree with points we make. We’re happy to have them there to discuss.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am going to refer you to an Avs vs. the Sharks game from earlier this season.

Since I’m sure you watched the games, these plays should sound familiar. Some of the key sentences in this game recap are as follows:

Setoguchi scored his second of the game when Joe Pavelski’s shot bounced off his shin and squirted past goalie Craig Anderson with 5:49 remaining in the contest.
San Jose grabbed a 3-2 lead in the third period when defenseman Dan Boyle caromed a shot off Avalanche defenseman Ruslan Salei with 15:28 remaining.

Now, something tells me that after the Sharks won this game 4-3, Sharks fans weren’t exactly ready to concede a loss or say the Avs were a better team because the hockey gods intervened.

Meanwhile, we have to sit here and read countless boards and media outlets prattle about about how “terrible” or “lucky” the Avs are for scoring in a similar manner?

Perspective is the main thing here. The series is 2-2; the season split was 2-2. Tight-scoring contests are no strangers to these teams, so don’t expect anything else but for us to believe that one bounce here or there is only thing keeping the Avs from winning every game. Odds are, the next game-winning goal will bounce off someone’s head, hit a ref, carom off a dropped stick and go 5-hole on a goalie. Whether the goal is credited to luck or hard work all depends on whether you enjoyed or disliked the goal.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hockey H-O-R-S-E
…bounce off someone’s head, hit a ref, carom off a dropped stick and go 5-hole on a goalie

Nothing but net.

It's all fun and games until someone blows up Detroit...then it's a PARTY!!!

by Busted Twigg on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I call those good bounces and the hockey gods smiling on us. Sometimes you need a lucky bounce.

That’s of course why teams try to get traffic in the net, to increase the odds of lucky bounces.

These games are intense, I thought game 4 was very closely contested by both teams. I thought we dominated play for most of game 3 and lost. Game 1 I thought the Avs were the better team. Game 2 I thought we had more chances but the Avs buried every chance they had (and espoused how fed up I was with Nabokov in the post season)

I was asked by a Sharks fan on another forum who lives on the east coast why he should stay up to watch this game. My response was:

It’s Game 5 of one of the craziest playoff series I’ve ever seen. Between horrid consistency from the refs and missed and bad calls, fluky goals that have no business going in and sometimes stellar, sometime horrid goal tending, all games ending as 1 goal games, 3 OT’s, I just don’t know how you couldn’t watch. This is some of the most exciting hockey I’ve seen despite low scores. How you could even sleep through this is beyond me.

Not to rehash the fluky argument, I think the first goal in game 2 and the last goal in game 3 are fluky, but, fluky goals happen, it’s the playoffs baby.

These games are close. I think a bounce here or there will win it for either team.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think I agreed with you in a very long winded sense.

I think

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the first goal in game 2 and the last goal in game 3 are fluky, but, fluky goals happen, it’s the playoffs baby.

So that’s the same thing as the Sharks handing the Avs goals?

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

that’s a sharks fan describing fluky playoff goals not going in their favor.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Sharks are just trying to prove their supreme awesomeness by scoring 7 game winning goals in one series. It’s how they plan to finally shake the “choke” moniker.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I very much disagree. Handing someone (or a team) something implies they did nothing to earn it.

The Avs have worked very hard for all their goals.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Foote shot a puck off Quincy and it went behind Anderson you would say the Sharks earned it?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you had a forechecker pressuring foote?

Yes.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, I wouldn’t say say we earned it. I’d say we got a lucky bounce and we’re damn well gonna take it.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

If Pavelski drove the net, and Best Actress of 2010 shot the puck and it hit of Quincey’s skate and went in, you earned that goal.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just to back that up

Against Dallas once, Turco passed Marleau the puck for an easy GWG with 30 seconds left. We called it a gift.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fefh5pJqmRQ

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Turco sucks.

That is what that video shows me.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just using it as an example of me practicing what we preach in regards to fluky goals.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Turco sucks. Sorry if i am insulting your future goalie .

I kid, i kid.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I demand we get Dan Ellis!

Actually, Stalock is our future goalie.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have heard nothing of Stalock

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Led the AHL in wins as a rookie. He’s out of UMD. Had a bit of a cult following there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Wm2yK3MiM

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

truco is teh bestest evar!!

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g33PrQB3EBg

JR’s 500th goal, “off a lucky bounce”

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

An aggressive forecheck is hard work. O’reilly could have sat outside the zone and waited for the Sharks to attack. Instead he pursues the puck and was awarded with a goal.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would hardly call O'Rielly's effort on that play "pressure"

Maybe in only the strictest sense. C’mon, even your coach admitted the Avs were lucky. No one on FTF is going overboard and saying the Sharks should have swept the Avs, lets at least attempt to be unbiased here even if we clearly are not.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed, no one gave him all the credit.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

no pressure?? you are joking right? everything he did on that shift pressured boyle to make an ill-advised pass that radar got a little piece of and it went into the net

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come on guys, yeah O’reilly pressured him, but that was a pure 100% luck goal. There’s no other way to look at it. Let’s not argue trivialities.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

i’m not saying it wasn’t luck, but to discount that he pressured the defense is petty

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree, but if O’Reilly isn’t there he doesn’t make that pass. 90% boyle to 10% O’Reilly at the most.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, not joking

That was not a skill or effort play. He happened to have his stick in the exact one in a million position to deflect that puck into the net. The pass was not ill-advised, Nabokov was not out of position, O’rielly didn’t make an awesome or even good play. That play goes fine 99.9995% of the time.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think my joke was overlooked.

Originally we were talking about the game 1 goal. I don’t consider that a lucky bounce. But hard work.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with that.

It’s just fun to say the Sharks have 4 GWG’s and the series is 2-2.

It makes us chuckle and be horribly depressed all at the same time.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably a little of both.

I was at that game, and that was a great shift that was rewarded by a good bounce. That game was a coin flip, 50/50, and you guys came out winners. To be fair, its not like Clowe’s goal that game was a snipe, either.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

My 2 cents

The Avs didn’t win game 3 because of luck. They won game 3 because of goaltending. How they eventually scored their goal is immaterial to the record performance put forth by Andy.

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ill give you that

Though as a goaltender myself, there is a lot of luck involved in goaltending.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think of it as “playing the percentages.”

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

The pucks hit referees and linesmen every single hockey game. There have been several bounces off refs/linesmen that have gone the Sharks way in this series as well. Counting this as help from the hockey gods is totally asinine.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

that’s so belittling, Evilducks. coming over here with your sorry, huffy attempts at “defending” your team is both pointless and irritating (and terrible, for that matter). it’s trolling, and you know it from your comments at fear the fin.

I love to talk and debate with opposing fans when they have good points. I even love some good-natured trash talk and fun. You, however, are trotting out arguments about how OMG ITS ALL BALANCING OUT and AVS ARE SO LUCKY LOL. It’s annoying, and you’re giving sharks fans a really bad name. I’m not over there at FtF taking self-righteous offense every time someone says something bad I disagree with about the Avs.

I’m really tired of you shitting up one of my favorite forums. Go home.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s not at all trolling. Disagreeing with your ‘woe is us, the world is out to beat us but we’re proving them wrong’ shtick is just disagreeing with you.

Trolling you would be akin to what I did to the Avs fan on the Working the Corners blog. Baseless comments only meant to anger the Avs fan that was trying to get under our skin.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

You can troll without sounding like an asshole. Saying things that are designed to evoke an angry response, no matter how calmly they are said, is still trolling.

I’m not saying you’re doing that, but you’ve certainly been contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian. The whole “hitting after icing is illegal, but after the whistle is judgement” from yesterday , when you didn’t even see it, is pretty borderline…

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I completely agree, that’s what I think the definition of trolling is. Trying to piss off the readership of wherever you’re posting.

I don’t believe that’s what I’m doing. I’m good at doing that when I want to, but I don’t feel that is what I’m doing.

As far as yesterday, I probably shouldn’t have argued the point. I still stand by the fact that they’re different rules with different circumstances, but I won’t argue that Clowe shouldn’t have been penalized for what he did because I didn’t see it.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, I think you’ve been fine. I have largely stayed out of debates recently but I have been reading them. I haven’t sensed anything malicious in your comments.

Colorado Avalanche playoffs 2010: Go ahead and high stick them. It only makes them better.

by InYoFace on Apr 22, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

For what it's worth

I think it’s boring. Elaborate arguments over how lucky, lucky is and whether our luck is luckier than your luck. Boyle’s goal was weird and lucky. Anderson’s 51 saves + numerous sharks choking great chances was not.

Yes, most of the Av’s were outplayed that game but ONE wasn’t. Last game, GWG came off of a lucky bounce.

Who cares. I don’t accuse you of being rude, or care whose defiinition of troll you conform to, I’m just tired of the lengthy discussions of YOUR perspective about OUR team.

At the same time, I admire your stamina. Not too many people have enough energy to say that much about SO little SO many times.
 
I’ll hang up and listen to your answer. Probably for quite a while.

by Rapierwhitt on Apr 22, 2010 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s the second time I’ve seen you use that as an excuse. Was it really Avs “fans?” I didn’t read the whole thread, but I saw one possible pro-Avs trolly comment in the thread where you busted out your “Avs fans bought a great Canadian team” argument.

Also, you seem like a pretty sharp guy – aren’t the newspaper comments just generally dumber than the comments on the SBN sites? Have Avs fans been trolling over there? Does one troll justify your silly comment about us rooting for this team?

Of course Avs fan are going to be biased in their opinions about how this series has gone There will be time for clear-eyed reflection afterwards.

Saw that you said you can be a troll when you want to. Seems like you like attention, because you get plenty of it over here. Fair enough, it’s your choice.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I may have read the Avs fan out of context. It seemed extremely snobby and belittling to me when I read it. I fired back with both troll barrels. I have a very different mindset when I’m reading that board, mostly because I hate most of the Sharks posters there. I said it was trolling, I didn’t defend that comment, it was on a Sharks forum and not an Avs forum.

I try to have a better commentary on the SB forums, generally they are better natured posters.

I don’t know if I like attention as much as I like debate. I love debate, I love political debate, I love sports debate, I love trying to defend my point of view, I love trying to help others see my point of view, I love seeing what others think, I love learning why they have a certain point of view. Basically it’s fun, and it’s a great mental exercise.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Debate is also far less entertaining when everybody agrees with you. Thus me being here a lot lately.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

SHoot, Evilducks and I get into at Dudes on Hockey

But you aren’t going to find two guys who make logical arguments consistently on the internetz.

Look, we have been there, too. Ask any Sharks fan, and we know we were lucky to beat St. Louis when we were the 8 seed. Turek and Pronger totally imploded, and it still took a 7 game series with a goal from center ice to win. If you guys win, awesome, enjoy it. Sometimes the more talented team doesn’t win (as we know all too well).

But I (and Evilducks) are unusually unbiased for fans, at least most of the time. If you guys think we are trolling, man oh man I hope you guys don’t play Detroit! Thank god blogs weren’t around during that rivalry!

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is you! Where is my pitchfork and torch.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I (and Evilducks) are unusually unbiased for fans

and yet so full of humility and perspective.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say it. I’m biased as hell, but try to be logical.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you are being truly logical, doesn’t that eliminate bias? Or can you use logic to justify bias? But if bias is justified, is it really bias, or truth?

Shit, my head hurts…

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s probably the haircut talking.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you’re missing the “try” in there.

I’m not Yoda, I can try.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

hah

that’s my favorite quote

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lol

If you knew me and my background and how I go about my life, you would actually say that without sarcasm. I’m not the best looking guy, or the strongest, or the smartest. But I do try to be honest and grateful and humble, despite being a lawyer :-)

As you can tell, though, it fails me sometimes!

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Guys, I’m like the humblest guy ever, seriously, trust me, I said so. P.S. I am a lawyer look at me.”

lawl

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

news flash: i am not a doctor. we call this “the internet,” are you new here?

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you are calling attention to yourself in a false way? Isn’t that worse than calling attention to yourself in an honest way? I mean, we both did on the internet, so thats a moot point. If I was even calling attention to myself, cause you know, lawyers are way up there on the list of most honorable professions right next to Wall Street bankers.

I dunno, pretty big jump to call out somebody for not being humble on one sentence posted on the internet. Kinda like me, well, thinking your a doctor…

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think I see where this road is going.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

There could possibly be bridges involved.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

i think we call this “true colors”

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

so by that logic, Doctor J is really a doctor since it’s a nickname or a handle if you were so inclined to use the phrase?

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 4:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahaha

oh man, now i know you’re trolls. trying to start something over my friggin username? lol.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was just responding to a personal attack

we call this "the internet," are you new here?

So that was pretty condescending, but I’m not going to say you are a condescending person. I don’t know you. you are probably a great guy, funny, cool to have a beer with.

 I just didn’t like my personality shot down due to part of a comment I wrote. I tried to handle it by being koo, whatevs. It really isn’t too big of a deal, so final word to you guys, it is your home turf. Just wanted to defend myself and an attack on my character.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

The butthurt wore teal.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 4:54 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I guess so.

Even words on the internetz hurt sometimes.

But carry on!

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

i’m waiting to hear REM in the background

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't have a religion

I don’t know what to do next.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

i was more going for “Everybody huuuuuuuuuuurrrrrts…. sometimes”

at least i think that was them?

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

You betcha.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

sniff

as the sharks fans accuse us of whining. just…wow.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Orange tonight actually...

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

i just lol’d for real. all my coworkers looked at me. :(

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just say

“Sharks fans”

I’m sure they’ll understand

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 5:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

actually, we’re pretty new to the fact that you guys are hilariously out of touch with reality. thanks for showing us!

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Most of us are from the bay area

quite possibly the most out of touch place on the continent.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 5:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re not quite San Fran…

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I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just like your comment

on Dater’s blog about the slewfooters.
Saw that.
Liked it.

by Rapierwhitt on Apr 22, 2010 6:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh cry more. there’s no personal attack there, you’re grasping at straws.

actually, this is a very standard troll tactic. someone just made a good point against me…um…YOU PERSONALLY ATTACKED ME! (also popular: “I’m just discussing, not repeatedly trying to start arguments for the sake of arguing.”)

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

and yet so full of humility and perspective.

 I don’t know how that is anything but an attack on ME and not any argument regarding HOCKEY, but okay.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

The trick is

To not respond to those and just stick to hockey. Some still won’t like you, but the conversation generally won’t devolve too much.

Or just make jokes.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

the trick to what? trolling?

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 5:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Feeding Time's over bro.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 5:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rueben, take this for example

The bait has been laid, but you just need to move on, go back to hockey otherwise you start calling people names, question peoples character, etc.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 5:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

true true

live and learn, c’est la vie

Anywho, it should be a good game tonight. With Heatly hurt and maybe HTML split up, wonder if Hannan will take on Pavs line instead whenever Sacco can get a quick change.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 5:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I (and Evilducks) are unusually unbiased for fans

why, that’s you bringing up why we should believe you. is it really a personal attack to you when I doubt your claim to a lack of bias…as you brag about it?

yikes man.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 5:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

How did I get involved in this exactly?

Guilt by association?

Seems kind of cold.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

First mistake

let me drown alone in my own quicksand :)

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

there’s your answer.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh fer Christ's sake!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

as somewhere jesus is wondering what he did

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope. Checked with Jimmy Howard, he says he’s good.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 4:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Science H Logic!

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 4:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dirty, greenblooded Vulcan!

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

KISSSSSS of CHHHHHERRRY

Trust me… I’m a doctor.

PS Since you believe that I am changing my username to ruben398_owes_lowayne_10_grand

Never trust the lunch lady.

by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 22, 2010 5:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haha, fair enough

That wasn’t my best argument. I’ll admit that. Like I said, not the smartest guy in the world, only enough to be a lawyer which looking at some lawyers isn’t a high bar.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jack Thompson really lowers that bar.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wonder what he would think about COD MW2’s Airport level? I think that head exploding graphic above would be appropriate.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lawyer & shark fan?

Any correlation?
Professional courtesy?

Or am I mislabeling you?

by Rapierwhitt on Apr 22, 2010 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m quite well adjusted, I wouldn’t read to much into anything you see on the interweb.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 8:36 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just a suggestion.

T-shirt idea for you.
“I’m the king of humility!”

by Rapierwhitt on Apr 22, 2010 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

"I’m the kingGod Emporer of humility!"

Fixed.

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

i am still laughing at “the butthurt wore teal”

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Today

They will be announcing the “Jimmy-Howard-Trophy-For-Longtime-AHL-Players-Who-Are-3-Years-Younger-Than-Craig-Anderson-But-Not-As-Good-Award-And-Have-Had-5-Years-To-Prove-Themselves-As-A-Capable-Rookie” award candidates.

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 9:55 AM MDT reply actions  

holy crap, the engraver must have carpal tunnel after that trophy was finished.

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Howard sees to it that he doesn’t.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

By engraving it himself

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin

by tibbar on Apr 22, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

with his mind.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

He can kill a yak at 100 yards with mind bullets!! That’s telekinesis, Kyle.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

Howard invented Yaks.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

And telekinesis!

MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

And procreation.

"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes

by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: Jimmy Howard’s tears cure carpel tunnel. Unfortunately, he never cries.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Old, spent, Chuck Norris cancer joke. No points.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re continued attempts to one-up my humor with the non-award of point = no points.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

That was some sort of an illegal deflection of weakness. I grant myself a point.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry but Jimmy made the save no point.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.
- Benjamin Franklin

by tibbar on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Can’t argue that.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

i could easily see this turning into a verbal game of calvinball

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

I want to see the replay on Jimmy’s save here. I heard it was amazing…

by AvsfanTx on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

I saw the replay

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Howard says games he plays in are like “Whose Line is it Anyway.” The points don’t matter, he picks the winner…and the winner, is always Jimmy Howard

Colorado Avalanche: Back to the playoffs!

by chiavsfan on Apr 22, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Had to google it, but the game is afoot.

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

had….to…..google….calvinball….

this makes me sad on a fundamental level

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Would it make you feel better if I actually used Bing?

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

calvinball

Calvinball FTW. In fact, Calvin and Hobbes FTW.

"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans

Detroit Sucks

by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Calvin is my secret weakness. I can’t do anything with a C & H book around.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too. Love me some Calvin and Hobbes.

The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

i have the hardbound big giant collection sitting at home, was one of the best christmas presents ever

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

best comic ever, and my kids will be raised on the books.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Life In Hell

Was pretty damned amusing.

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bought my dad the entire collection for christmas a couple years back

He and I use to read a ton of that growing up.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Decent, but not in the same class. In fact, nothing is in the same class as C&H. In my own expert opinion, of course.

"Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo" - Gerry Cheevers, former Boston Bruins goalie, on New York hockey fans

Detroit Sucks

by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I even have Calvin and Hobbes in Spanish.

MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I almost named the kitty Calvin.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s “your.”

Sandwich puncher since 4/16/2010

by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Spelling fail
carpel tunnel

-1 point.

That’s OK, Jibbles still loves ya. He doesn’t look at +/-

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Calder Finalists!

DUCHENE, Howard, and Myers.

Avalanche 2009-2010: We'll beat the refs and the Sharks. We do not care.

by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:22 AM MDT reply actions  

DUCHENE

If they give that to Howard I am so going have major issues with the NHL!!! F the Red Wings and anyone who plays for them!!!

NHL Experts, NHL Experts, We don't need no stinking NHL Experts we know we're good!!! GO AVs GO
Let the Playoff Beard growth commence!!

by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

As if it isn’t predestined, passed down through tribal lore from the beforetime.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

it’s also a league rule that every award have a Red Wing representative…… The Jimmah so decrees

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

I have taught my son any team wearing a red jersey is the bad guys!!! Thus he really hates the Red Wings and he’s only 4

NHL Experts, NHL Experts, We don't need no stinking NHL Experts we know we're good!!! GO AVs GO
Let the Playoff Beard growth commence!!

by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

and people say there is no hope for the youth of America!

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It back fires on me though when we watch the Caps and i cheer for Ovie because if they are wearing their red jerseys my son says “No daddy you don’t root for the bad guys they are wearing red they are the bad guys booooo”

NHL Experts, NHL Experts, We don't need no stinking NHL Experts we know we're good!!! GO AVs GO
Let the Playoff Beard growth commence!!

by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we taught ours that the red team was good during the Olympics when USA was wearing the red jersey. Now he cheers for every red team no matter what. It’s fine when the Avs are home, but otherwise its a mess.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

My five year old asks me every game,

Papa, which ones are the bad guys?

2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche - Would you like some Shark's fin soup with that????

by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

My six year old ask me a similar question, but her’s is “Dad, which team do we want to win?”

This is the same child that made comments during “The Tooth Fairy” about the Kings and the fact they haven’t won The Cup. She also chanted Red Wings suck during the movie.

My 2yr old just knows that hockey is on the TV and points and says “Daddy, daddy hockey!”

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

My 2 year old says “doe Abs, doe!” And “doe Abananche.”

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

By the 3rd period that’s how half the people on this board sound.

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was generous.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey, I resemble that remark!

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

who said it was a bad thing?!?!?

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I should be that way by the 3rd period of the Devils/Flyers game, and I’m not watching that one.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Howard has already won the award, he is just allowing Myers and Duchene to be the first to bask in his glory!

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also

I was at the double OT game in Boston last night. Myers is big and patient, but he was overwhelmed a handful of times. Of course what does it matter when Howard is in the running.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Porter for Svatos? Clark/Wilson for Salei?

I think it would be nuts to drop Svatos after his performance in Game 4. I know others strongly disagree with that, but Svatos, for all his liabilities, helped the Avs keep the puck and put some pressure on the Sharks. Can’t remember which Avs player said that one huge difference between Games 3 and 4 was that the Avs were able to control the puck more in San Jose’s zone. I think it was Duchene who said it. Porter is a north/south guy who, at this stage in his career, poses no offensive threat. Maybe put him back in the lineup for Durno, but I think you keep Svats in there.

On defense, I’d give Brett Clark a shot. He won’t be physical, but he’s pretty calm and can make a decent pass to get the puck out of his own end. I thought Salei had ups and downs on Tuesday, but I’d keep him in the lineup anyway. They would be my 5th and 6th defensemen.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 10:27 AM MDT reply actions  

agreed. I thought Svats played a great game. He’s still kind of a liability out there in many regards, but that hustle and speed was important.

I also would like to see one of our centers moved to wing on the top 2 lines, as I said before last game. I don’t care if it’s Duchene and Stastny, O’Reilly and Duchene, whatever — but we need to consolidate what little scoring talent isn’t injured.

who are you wanting to sit to have both Salei and Clark in, Dan? Hannan?

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, what am I missing...?

Yeah…brain cramp, my bad. I guess it’s either Salei OR Clark instead of Wilson.

But…young Kyle hasn’t really impressed me this series, maybe he needs a reminder that he needs to play “the kind of game he needs to play,” which was Sacco’s quote (finally Dater, good job getting that 2 days after Wilson’s benching!) about Wilson.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’d suggest sitting RR. He was awful in game 4. Either he’s getting over confident or the Sharks have figured out how to stop him.

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

is it just me, or has RR looked a lot slower lately?

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 22, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

Where the hell is that speed?

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

probably in the injury pile.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah

it just vaporized after game 2…

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by JollyAver on Apr 22, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s his speed, it’s his decisions he makes. He can’t connect passes to get out of the zone. When he does skate he goes right into a shark player who pushes him right off the puck. His defensive play has been sub-par this post season as well.

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

decisions are a bit off too, but he’s really looked sluggish to me

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 22, 2010 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ever since that Cup game against New Jersey in which they inserted Bob Corkum only to see him score against Roy, I’ve had it in my mind that substitutions like that can work in your favor.

It’s a crap shoot, but you always figure the guys who are playing as if it’s the last time they will every have this chance may have a little extra something in the tank.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

bias

i wish your posts were bias, i have a hard time reading it all without laughing.

my brothers dog died today, im hoping for a good game.

by over5.5 on Apr 22, 2010 10:28 AM MDT reply actions  

What?

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

!

http://chrisgoddamnstewart.com

by moltobenny on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

;

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

*

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

£

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Get the fuck out of here metric system.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s metric? I thought that was English. Wait…. WTF is that?

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too. Much. Thinking

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

did you say drinking?

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking of too much drinking:

From FtF

Prediction: Sharks win 3-2. Marleau scores a hat trick.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Then again, maybe it's not so implausible...

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

nobody said too much.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

How many of his goals count for the Sharks?

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

touche good man. I chuckled on that one.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't that Pounds?

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was making a joke.

Jibble was getting close to the metric system so i wanted to nip that in the bud.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Congress already did that.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank god. Jibbles should be considered a domestic terrorist then.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're all hockey fans

It’s Canada’s favorite past time. Canada is socialist. We’re all supporting the destruction of this country from the inside.

I learned logic from Glenn Beck.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's keep away from the political commentary

For my sake. I won’t be able to hold myself back from bashing Beck if we start, and I’d rather not on a hockey board.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Σ

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Greek? WTF? What are you adding? Answer me, dammit!

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

All of it.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just trying to finish this by summing up everyone’s points.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok Mike

Am I insane or is R O at BTN literally just calling any counter argument lazy and dumb.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:33 AM MDT reply actions  

Do not scold me Mike.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to remain civil, but he’s getting a little childish. I just don’t want to see you get banned or something for something I essentially started. Didn’t mean to sound scoldish.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, now I want to look. Where is this?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good lord

they should really be baseball fans instead.

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow, I’m sorry C6 for my joke below, but after going over there and reading everything, you’re not going to get them to concede anything….how bitter are they that calgary isn’t in and that the avs are?

the answer is very.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

That whole thread made me a bit sick to my stomach. They want to BCS the playoffs.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gabe (Hawerchuk) isn’t a Calgary fan.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

With name like Hawerchuk? Really?

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

His bio on the side says it. He was a Jets fan, now he cheers for no team. Just likes hockey.

He just does stats analysis, and he’s pretty good at it. There’s a lot of wisdom in what he says. I wouldn’t be so dismissive about it.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was a Jets fan, now he cheers for no team. Just likes hockey.

No respect from me.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, “stats guys” that don’t get causality don’t get much respect from me either.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

What do stats really tell you anyways? The past. They can’t predict much…they can show you how a team’s improved, but they can’t show you how much more they can.

Besides, stats are like rumors, you can twist them to say what ever in the hell you want them to say. Remember, it’s not the question you ask, it’s how you phrase the question.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, let’s not go too far. stats can be good predictors.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

There’s only so many stats you can put your faith into…I think what I was trying to say was…you have to be careful, because you can manipulate stats.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, that I agree with.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

He said here, on this forum, that there’s 40% of the game that stats don’t really adequately look at right now.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

63% of all stats are made up…

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

82% of people know that.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

There are three types of untruth-

lies, damn lies, and statistics

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, but 63% of them also think that Obama is really an alien sent to destroy us.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

100% of stats are Jimmy Howard.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You just have to understand that Jimmy Howard knows and understands all paradox’s, afterall he created them.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Glad I could do that to you.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s a proven fact, 75% of all Americans have changed their religion to Jimmy Howard.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not me, I’m still a Jedi.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Likely it is not.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, stats don’t predict anything. They can be used to develop models that attempt to predict future outcomes. The model is only as good as the underlying assumptions. The biggest problem is that mathematical models don’t handle human behavior very well, except in the case of huge samples. 23 guys on 30 hockey teams over 82 games isn’t a big enough sample to cut down the error margin by much.

Then, of course, there is luck.

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by Busted Twigg on Apr 22, 2010 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well said

Really, only general principles can be gleaned from models with sports. Sabermetrics has kinda shown that. Sure OBP leads to winners, but when it comes to predicting which 19 year old will put up a good OBP when they are 27? Not so clear cut.

That said, stats are a god way to measure “the process”. But you are spot one when you say individual games, series, and even seasons are not long enough to balance out error and luck.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is RO? That was who I was talking about (my bad).

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, RO is a mod/writer at M&G.

Like I said, I think the way he words a lot of his arguments is pretty insulting, but the intellect behind it is pretty solid. I wouldn’t dismiss what he says just because he can be an asshole about it.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being an asshole isn’t reason to dismiss what a guy says, I agree. I dismiss it because he says retarded shit like Duchene and Gali and Stewart “really shouldn’t be in the NHL.”

If I’ve learned two things from the playoff experience against the Sharks:

1. Some assertions are just laughable.
2. Hyperbole should really be toned down.

(I’d take the allegedly non-trolling Sharks fans here a little more seriously, by the way, if they actually addressed things like Galiardi’s 14 stitches and the fact that Dan Boyle is a slewfooting little bitch.)

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being an condicending A-hole isn’t good for selling your point of view.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

3. Arby’s sandwiches must have sauce to avoid violence
4. I’m an expert because I watched the replay

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Galiardi got hit in the face with a high stick. Refs missed the call.

(Blake hit wasn’t a suspendable offense, I’ve provided video evidence as to why, will admit it was interference that was uncalled.)

Never saw the Slew foot, don’t know what you’re talking about. The one at the Olympics was bull shit, I was very disappointed in him for sinking to that level.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

He did one on Galiardi in game 2, cause Galiardi to not touch the puck. Icing was called. Sharks scored goal #3 when they won the zone on the ensuing face-off.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, then again I’m not happy he’s resulting to those tactics. It’s a dirty ass play.

I still like having him on my team, those are the only two examples I know of him doing that, he’s an emotional guy, perhaps it got the better of him and he made a very bad decision.

I love that he’s an emotional firey player. Want him to stop any and all slew footing.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, does that cover the addressing of the points I’ve been called out on?

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

He asks for testable theories, I give him one and he calls it lazy. His arguments are as weak as the Flames offense. ZING

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Let’s represent the MHH peeps with some dignity. Take the high road with R O.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I did. I insult his team here. Over there I am lazy and dumb.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I though “lazy and dumb” was what they called their top line?

by Brett Shumway on Apr 22, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Only 4 on 4

otherwise its lazy, dumb and killer

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Theory: Sharks aren’t getting many rebound chances they are pretty much initial shots. ANderson makes the save, puts it into the corners or elsewhere, the avs can’t clear the sharks take over again and andy makes the initial save and it starts over again. I’d put that out there but I don’t want to get called lazy because I really am too lazy to look it up.

Anyone who has seen Hannan up close sees the absolute panic on his face when he gets the puck and has to pass it.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd agree with that

Last season, Hiller was leaving juicy rebounds but had Pronger and Neids to clear that junk out. Anderson is kicking out those rebounds from harms way. I don’t know if it Anderson’s skill, or the lack of quality from the initial shot, probably mostly Anderson from where I’m sitting, that to me has been the biggest non-luck reason the series is where its at.

Goaltending is a part of hockey, and while it can be argued that San jose is outclassing Colorado in every other spot on the ice, in the blue the Avs have had the greatest equalizer.

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

that’s just lazy and dumb.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

just don’t go there. they’re supposed stats guys talking about stuff they don’t even understand, like causation. not worth it.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I will not have my team bashed without some defense.

Plus it just passed 2 hours of the day. Now it is only 9 hours until the game.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

it’s like a 5 year old calling you stupid. just laugh it off.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love arguing, it will be my life

It would be more enjoyable if he had more than one argument but oh well.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Never argue with an idiot

They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh

Law School taught me the opposite.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Some of the dumbest goddamned fools I have ever run across has Esq. behind their names.

I deal with attorneys nearly all day, every day.

Can you tell?

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can attest to that

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 5:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

You and me

Birds of a feather, different color blood.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bring's up one of my favorite movie lines

from “A Fish Called Wanda”

Calling him [sic] stupid is an insult to stupid people

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by DesertBroncoFan on Apr 22, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t like R O’s tone or tact, but the intellect behind his arguments are pretty solid.

I just think he over states things. He says players are “terrible players” and “shouldn’t be in the NHL”. I think that’s quiute the hyperbole and a stretch from the data given.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s my beef with him. I made joke about not rooting for the Avs early on and Hawerchuk took exception (his site, his right), but R O has no dog in this fight other than throwing out the terrible label as much as possible.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

it’s just sour grapes with R O. he’s in denial that his team sucks, so he lashes out, saying it was luck that they lost to us. /shrug

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

He lost me when he said the Avs are a “terrible” team. You’re not terrible if you get 95 points in the West this season. We’ve all watched every minute of this series (well, almost all of us), and we can pretty easily point out when the Avs were getting dominated and when they looked pretty even, especially considering the injuries to Mueller and Duke. Games 1 and 4 were pretty even, the others weren’t.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 11:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

The douchey one also lost me when he said Duchene and Galiardi (among others) should not be playing in the NHL this season. Who should be playing in their place? Arnason? Ben Guite? Cody McCormick? Wyatt Smith? Per Ledin? Jaromir Jagr? I don’t understand that point at all. Is he just talking about sheer talent, forget about the salary cap? Still don’t get it.

He calls Stats “incredible” when we all know he’s usally really, really good, sometimes great, hardly ever incredible.

(Wait, Stewart shouldn’t be in the NHL either? I’d love to see his vision of the who should be in the NHL – sounds like a pretty amazing league.)

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not going there

I would surely blow a gasket. Duchene and Gali shouldn’t be in the NHL this season? Or Stewart? Does every team only have one or two forwards? Wtf?

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, after reading through the whole thing i just had to close the window so i didn’t start arguing too, i think mike, jibbs, and seesix have it covered.
that and i really wouldn’t have anything constructive to add to the conversation

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thank god I have to go catch a 4 hour train which will prevent me from arguing more.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

it must be a really short list, sadly (for him) there are even less calgary players on it then the avs.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

don’t forget that Corsi causes wins and losses /sarcasm oh wait that was Hawerchuk and R O saying that.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hawerchuck is actually pretty nice

He doesn’t attack as a means of arguing.

Sometimes R O has solid arguments and they are on a concrete level. I think he overlooks outside factors, non-mathematical factors, and without toying with them, any non statistic-based argument is “lazy”.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

i haven’t really caught a “nice” vibe from him. :) /shrug

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think my beef with your arguments (on an intellectual scale, I’ve got no beef with you) is that you look at them at as “mathematical factors”. It’s a general criticism when people argue against statistics with mental arguments.

That somehow math drives the results, that stats methods drive what’s going to happen. In reality they reflect what has happened. The mathematical arguments are based solely on what happens on the ice with humans and human people

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

my issue with R O and Hawerchuk come down to that they don’t understand

1. Stats reflect reality imperfectly.
2. Stats do not cause results
3. When stats fail to predict outcomes, it is not just “luck.”

that’s really it.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmm,

sounds like some folks (and I haven’t been over there to look and will almost certainly refrain from doing so) need a refresher on the definition of R^2.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’d probably just be wasting your breath. The ‘Corsi Is GodHoward’ crew are not rational creatures.

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

See. The stats do predict the outcome, for the other 29 teams in the league. The Avs are an anomaly this season, so in that sense I’d disagree with your point #3.

And I don’t think Gabe (Hawerchuk) a has ever said Corsi is perfect, but it is a good reflection of puck possesion, which, in theory, is a good indicator of team skill.

RO attributes too much of the other (goaltending, special teams) and lumps it all into luck for my taste. That’s where my biggest disagreement with him has been.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

but that’s not what I said, Jibs. im certainly not debating that Corsi is a good predictor. it’s just not perfect. and when it fails, throwing up you hands saying “omg luck” is pretty lazy.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

I guess what I was arguing is that it didn’t fail. It failed individually with the Avs, but in stats that would be the one team outside the standard deviation.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta love margin of error.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Its not just std deviation. Its the result of reality being more complex than the model.

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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 22, 2010 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mte.

Also, all this talk of margins of error and standard deviations bums me out. I’m on here to avoid my political analysis homework!

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree there as well. the R^2 is, after all, only .55. That’s a strong correlation, but certainly other factors can heavily influence it.

I haven’t seen anything though to suggest these shouldn’t be taken seriously though. They should, and it should worry Avs fans for next season that they give up so many shots, and look for a way to improve that over the Summer.

Just because it worked for us this year isn’t a guarantee it will next season.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree. I’m worried that they won’t address it or that we’ll have to wait another season before they do. Unfortunately they may have run Andy out of town by then.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 23, 2010 8:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

exactly. this is a better way of saying my point #3. thank you.

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re not giving me much credit!

When you’re talking about “outcomes” are you not talking about statistics? Goals For, Goals Against, Shooting Percentage, Save Percentage, Winning Percentage – you mention these statistics all of the time.

Analysis (by many people) shows that it’s very difficult for a team to get consistently outchanced but win anyways. That’s why NHL coaches and GMs spend so much time recording chances – they make a coarse estimate of the quality of the chances (good vs excellent), but it’s largely identical to what Scott Reynolds does.

I’ve looked at chance quality; I don’t find that it’s tremendously predictive of goal scoring. I’ve looked at good goaltending – it obviously helps teams exceed expectations. I’ve looked at high shooting percentages to determine whether they’re sustainable; they’re not.

I look at the 40% of winning that is not explained by the data we have on hand and I see a role for things we don’t record, and for luck. I’ve made this clear numerous times.

We have differing viewpoints. But neither you nor I have any way of knowing to what extent your point #3 is correct. As I’ve mentioned numerous times before, I invite you to come up with testable theories to explain how the game works and we can discuss them.

by Hawerchuk on Apr 22, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

When you’re talking about "outcomes" are you not talking about statistics?

It depends. Are we talking about porn?

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want to see that replay.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry

that’s only available to the experts

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by wflan on Apr 22, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally agree that over hundreds of seasons, this Avalanche team will be an outlier. I just won’t accept “luck” being the reason for this season’s success

Statistics says “Avs should lose”. When they don’t lose, everyone says oh it was luck. Lucky shots, lucky goaltending, lucky everything. I just explore the fact that this team is showing that on average statistics matter, but not always. Since it cannot be luck, there must be some other reason. I offered mental arguments a possibillity.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like stats, but having them presented as the be-all-end-all and in an incredibly biased manner makes them feel far less credible than they would be otherwise. Besides, the fact that our team has thrived over a full season, numbers be damned, shows that there are other factors – which unfortunately we can’t prove because it seems like numbers are the only things they accept as proof. (Protip: It isn’t that hard to actually watch a few games, maybe they should try it!)

Is it really any less lazy to blame luck whenever the stats come out wrong? Because the Avs must be shitting horseshoes and four-leaf clovers to have scored the 6th-most goals in the league on pure fluke alone. Maybe Dan Boyle scored most of them for us, then, because clearly Chris Stewart’s 64 points are a statistical aberration and Duchene picked up his 55 on pure chance. The team’s 95 points? Each and every last one of them a figment of our poor, misguided imaginations. After all, in a parallel universe, we’re a 12th-place team, right?

Also, Salei as one of our best defensemen? If R O had done the slightest little bit of research, he would’ve realized he played 14 games this year and was even a healthy scratch while we were losing. It’s clear as day that this guy hasn’t looked at any stats other than the ones that paint a negative picture of our team. That’s okay, though. I’d also be wrapped up in butthurt jealousy if we’d missed the playoffs to a terrible team of AHL players with no business in the big league too.

by wickediz on Apr 22, 2010 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Besides, the fact that our team has thrived over a full season, numbers be damned, shows that there are other factors – which unfortunately we can’t prove because it seems like numbers are the only things they accept as proof. (Protip: It isn’t that hard to actually watch a few games, maybe they should try it!)

Is it really any less lazy to blame luck whenever the stats come out wrong? Because the Avs must be shitting horseshoes and four-leaf clovers to have scored the 6th-most goals in the league on pure fluke alone.

There are other factors outside those particular stats. Goaltending, Power play, and yes, luck. I think sometimes we think of luck as something incredibly negative, but it happens all the time and it’s nothing to be ashamed about. I don’t think ALL the Avs success comes from luck, but there’s no doubt that some of it does. And on a night by night basis, luck plays an enormous role in our lives.

IT’s not that the numbers (Corsi specifically) say the Avs success isn’t possible. It’s unlikely, given the Avs inability to control the puck, and that at some point, the Avswould regress to the mean. The Avs were well above a standard deviation in what you’d expect.

(And stats guys do watch the games. That’s kind of a misconception that they don’t).

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very much true on luck, but when the approach chalks up everything the Avs have done to it and gives their skill and heart no credit, it’s hard to agree with – especially when we’ve also been horrendously unlucky as far as injuries and posts go, like Dixomatic’s green post below can attest. We’ve seen our players snakebitten, as well as our share of fluky goals against too. I realize I’m generalizing a lot here, but from what’s been posted there, it seems like they don’t realize that luck can go either way for either team.

And yeah, the watch-the-games comment was pretty tongue-in-cheek. I respect Hawerchuk’s mad skills, even if I can’t agree with his analysis in this case. As for R O, that’s a whole ’nother barrel of monkeys.

by wickediz on Apr 22, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very much true on luck, but when the approach chalks up everything the Avs have done to it and gives their skill and heart no credit, it’s hard to agree with

I agree with this wholeheartedly. This is what bothered me in the first place and why I argued with R O way back in December or whatever it was. The Avs have certainly earned their place in the division.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just love how he’s said in ’Parallel Universes" the Avs are awful about half a dozen times.

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by jacksonc345 on Apr 22, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair, in some of them I’m sure the Borg have taken them over and they are actually much better due to the cohesiveness of playing as a unit.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

So they’re Sedins now?

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the borgs defense, they do look a little different.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

the borgs that is.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

queue the creepy waterbottle gif where they are mirroring eachother

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by wflan on Apr 22, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can I move to the one where it’s the land of chocalate? or the one where it rains beer…I’m not picky.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep that’s the one.

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

How about the one where it rains hot chicks?

There’s a universe I’d like to go to.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

they’d end up nagging you to the point where you’d want to go home.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mute hot chicks

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

they’d want you to clean and take out the garbage, trust me, land of chocalate and beer…that’s the money spot.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

point taken…

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not just “parallel universes,” but “a million other parallel universes.” Come on, man, tone down the hyperbole.

In that same post he says the Avs are an undeserving team. He says the Avs have gotten lucky all season, which seems like an awfully long time to keep being lucky. In the same thread he says Salei and Hannan are good defenseman. Check, please!

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

that’s exactly what I’ve been saying, luck is a game or two, not 86 games.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Luck is all the time, but for it to even out it takes more than 86 instances, that’s a relatively small sample size.

If the Avs played a 162 game season, like baseball or something. And played it at the level they played it all season, It’s very possible that they would not be in the top 8.

Examples: The Bruins last season and the Canadiens the season before. Both were incredibly lucky all season, and both finished with the #1 seed.

I think Corsi is something to worry about, because we were, on the whole, pretty fortunate this season. There’s more than one indicator that shows that…

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL!
I don’t find it lucky that Duchene hits more posts than Rich Karlis.

Rec’d for this and this alone!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 4:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

And another from me. Killed me with that one!

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 4:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I never said the Avs experienced ALL good luck. But they have had some pretty fortunate bounces this season. Overall I think they were probably an 88-92 point team if luck wasn’t a factor, they got 95. I’m incredibly happy about that, but they were, on the whole, more lucky than unlucky.

And I’m beginning ot think the inuries aren’t luck, and that the Avs have a more cautious training staff.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good god

R O is such a fucking douche. Damn whiny Flames fan.

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by Drakenlot on Apr 22, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

My FacePalm moment of the day!

This girl comes up to me "Oh, your a Capitals fan? So is my boyfriend… " and keeps going. I say to her, “I’m not a Caps fan.” She responds “Yes, you are! You are wearing the jersey! Don’t think because I’m blonde means I don’t know hockey!”

I’m wearing my Nords jersey today!

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 11:09 AM MDT reply actions  

Punch her in the ovaries.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

I hope she was hot, otherwise she serves little purpose it seems.

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by c6hor8 on Apr 22, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hot is wasted

on the irretrievably stupid.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

She wasn’t ugly.

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was wearing my Nords jersey one day (here in CO) and had someone come up to me and ask “Why are you wearing a Republican hockey jersey?” It literally took me about one minute to understand that question. I seriously had no idea they were that stupid. I thought maybe a Republican politician was a big ’Nords fan, or maybe a Republican used to own them at one point… Nope. He was stupid, plain and simple. I finally realized in his stupidity, he confused the Nords logo for the Republican logo.

For the Canadian folks who may/may not know what the Republican logo looks like:

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Elephants play hockey, too.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

http://chrisgoddamnstewart.com

by moltobenny on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Alright, I Give

I don’t recognize the dumpy gimp in the Team Canada shorts.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it a Wellwood joke?

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh. Elephants don’t play hockey. Wellwood. I got it now… I’ve been trying to piece that together for awhile now. Thanks Mrs!

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 3:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

In fairness,

It’s a shot of him away from the buffet, so context and all.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

And no beer,.

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

And no beer,.

I would rather not hear those words again.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know

I may or may not be enjoying one now…

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

The thirst grows.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wellwood. Thank you. I was just sitting here, checking every 30 seconds, hoping someone would remark about it so I didn’t have to reveal my ignorance. No help from you people. Sheesh.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what’s sad, the Mrs got it. I’m not sure she is even aware who Wellwood plays for.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

DGB talks about him all the time, thank you very much.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT WOMAN!!!!!!

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you mean DDC. It’s not very respectful for you to not even know the name of your husband’s employer.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, Down Goes Brown silly.

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait. DDC is Mike’s boss? I think it was flipped.

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

I know there are 3 of them and none live in Denver, or Colorado even. They used to write alot for the site, but now they have interns who do menial shit for them.

At least that’s how I understand it.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s bullshit. I never wrote alot.

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by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, i think he was basically hired for his “color commentary” on GDT, and to police those. Of course now he’s too good to be found on those anymore…

by Mrs @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

he’s the eye candy?

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

DDC does most of the writing so I always assumed he was on the bottom of the totem pole.

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was the third Amigo to arrive here. It used to be just Joe (who?) and Mike. Then DDC was brought over from his full time job “In the Cheap Seats”.

Since then the others have been added…..

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just do what I did. Right click the image, save as, and see what the image is called. Or just right click and select Properties, that’s easier.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cheater.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 22, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I WILL NOT WORK FOR THIS INFORMATION.

Spoon feeding or nothing, thank you very much.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

It is Wellwood. I didn’t get it either so I looked at the source of the image,

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaaay beyond my skill set.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bwahaahah

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh you can't hide your undying love of the Caps

behind a “silly Nords jersey”.

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by JollyAver on Apr 22, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

We were in LA last month...

…wearing our Av’s caps.

As we enter a restaurant, the host yells out to us, “Go Angels!”

http://chrisgoddamnstewart.com

by moltobenny on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Angels fans…

To their credit, the symbols look somewhat similar (a large ‘a’ with something circling around it… reddish coloring), especially under low lighting. Maybe they thought it was a cool stylized graphic?

Then again, I try not to defend angels fans on principle. Baseball… I just don’t get it.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

PS

So we didn’t tip, and peed on the table before we left.

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by moltobenny on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAH

The problem is that’s considered a compliment here in southern CA.

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anybody see that Kizla article about Duchene and Carmelo Anthony’s (from the Nuggets) friendship. Not a bad article for once from Kizla but he didn’t say anything to “out there”.

I actually really like it when the home town teams pay attention and support one another. The Avs have usually been left out of that recently so it’s nice to see a change there. I know it has zero impact on the team’s play but I like it as a fan of Denver teams.

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by InYoFace on Apr 22, 2010 11:51 AM MDT reply actions  

Yeah one of Kiszla’s less reprehensible things.

Of course Duchene is the only player on the avs he likes. Surprised he didn’t get in a “You don’t see that lazy Stastny out here fraternizing with any Nuggets”.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Good point. I don’t even like basketball but, I don’t know why it makes me feel good.

I do wonder how much Anthony felt like he owed his buddy to go to a game though. The article makes it sound like Duchene has caught a few Nuggets games while Game 3 was supposedly Anthony’s first hockey game.

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by InYoFace on Apr 22, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Anthony was in awe

When Browman was talking to him (why is she still on TV here, by the way? sleeping with Kroenke?), his face was like, “This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen.”

I hate the Red Wings.

by wtnelson on Apr 22, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

it’s playoff hockey, so yes, it is the coolest shit he’s ever seen.

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Breakthrough performances

Anyone else see Dutch and Galiardicus connecting tonight. TJ with a quick one in the first period, than as the sharks adjust to try to shut down the top line, Duchene emerges as star #1 of this hockey game. The season is a success, lets have some fun watching the game tonight boys (and gals)!!

Bolstered by a nomination for rookie of the year, #9 Matt Duchene scores a hatrick in game 5 against the sharks!

"Yeah I was really seeing the puck well, and it was a team effort, Stats with an unbelievable pass there on the second one" - Duchene on his first career hatrick

by RyanO'Reilly FanClub on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 PM MDT reply actions  

I’m in Germany drinking a lager at my hotel… Will probably miss my first Avs playoff game. Boo

You can't kill the Galiardi. The Galiardi will live on.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Cna’t watch online?

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess I could get up at 4 am go down to the lobby in my underwear and find it.. But I’ve been awake for 35+ hours as of now.

You can't kill the Galiardi. The Galiardi will live on.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

What kind of lager?

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Radeberger on tap.

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by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Binding… The Pilsner is Radeberger. Both really good

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by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Enjoy. Where in Germany? Munich I hope

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im in Frankfurt right now. Lauda-Königshofen tomorrow

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by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

What for? vacation?

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our band is playing at a metal festival there.

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by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 22, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Enjoy the trip

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Latest from Dater

AVsthird line tonight
Porter-O’Reilly-Svatos

Tucker moved to second line

Wilson in Salei out

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by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I like Tucker’s work lately, that’s cool.

Honestly don’t know what to think of (unfortunately acronymmed) POS line, though.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

i feel sorry for O’Reilly

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by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would rather see Svatos with Duchene or Stastny….. I love O’Reilly’s hard work, but he’s not that great behind the opponents net, which is where 90% of Svatos’ scoring feeds come from. That said, if Svatos skates hard like he did the other night, they could maybe find a bit of chemistry who knows.

by jd21 on Apr 22, 2010 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ve felt bad for O’Reilly all season.

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update, BryceLeo.

I don’t know much, but those lines will very obviously change during the game. Svats will jump up if he’s playing well, and there’s no way Tucker can last on the 2nd line for the entire game.

By the way, whenever I read your name I always think of The Mormon Giant, Don Leo Jonathan. And that makes me happy.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wilson has responded well after scratches before, so i guess we can hope for that.

Tucker on the 2nd seems like a terrible idea. Tucker shouldn’t even be playing, tbh, let alone with Duchene.

I’m guessing this puts Durno out?

by thedoctor on Apr 22, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Lets ask one of the ladies here if Durno puts out.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

No comment

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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 22, 2010 2:52 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don’t want Liles finding out?

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think Tucker’s play as of late is what got him here. and he has played on a line with Dutchy before so maybe they can get some chemistry going. I just think the third line is a little small especially playing against the Guppies.

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by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tucker moved to second line

Proof positive that the bookmakers got to Sacco and he’s trying to throw the series.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait a second

If the book keepers got to Sacco to get him to throw the series that wouldn’t make them any money because all the money is on the guppies winning the series.

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Let the Playoff Beard growth commence!!

by BryceLeo on Apr 22, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

All the smart money is in Howard.

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

*on

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

all things are possible with Howard.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Having met the over/under (6+), the bookies are now going for the straight Sharks win bets.

MHH money was the only action for Avs win.

F*ers!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m on a high…Brews just POUNDED the Pirates 20-0

COME ON AVS, KEEP UP THE GOOD TIMES!!!!

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 2:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Brews just POUNDED the Pirates 20-0

Has football started already? Every year the season gets longer and longer!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn that Aaron Rodgers going off for 2 TDs today.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

sucks about that missed extra point too

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

FIRE THE DAMN KICKER!

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

No fair, the Steelers QB was busy in the bathroom.

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was he with the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders again?

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can't fault him,

the coach told him to “go for two” and well, that wasn’t clear enough.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice one

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

posting this here cuz that whole thread is long...

I will never deny there have been lucky bounces for the avs but for anyone to say they don’t belong in this series with the sharks is forgetting one simple fact: the reg season was split 2-2. I am sick of this stupid argument. I am tired of FtF fans coming to MHH to fan the flames of this argument again and again. Leave it alone. Unless you have something new to add go home. My two cents. I’m out.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 22, 2010 2:50 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Beachie slapped!

FU Rob Blake, and I mean that in the most gentlemanly way possible

by Bob in Boulder on Apr 22, 2010 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Feeling any better Beachie?

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

head is better

but dad’s not…end is near. =(

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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 23, 2010 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

You better duck.

There’s lotsa prayers headed out your way!

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 23, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Beachie, I want you to do me a favor and don’t go over to BtN, cause if he shark fans pissed you off then…..

Steve Moore’s last act as a hockey player was beating Matt Cooke’s ass, which makes him a great great person.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 22, 2010 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

too late

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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 23, 2010 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

+1!

We have played great hockey in this series. Yes, we have had moments where the Babylanche have shown up, and we took naps during the game. However, it’s not like San Jose has had their way with us in this series. We’re playing defense at the right time, Andy has been solid, and we are SHOOTING THE PUCK.

Even Dater said during game 4, “they look like a real NHL team”…DATER SAID THAT. That by itself means we have more than a good chance to win this series. That in and of itself means we have confidence, we are good, and now WE KNOW WE’RE GOOD.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Andy hasn't changed

From Puck Daddy

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by smoky201 on Apr 22, 2010 4:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear god! I just had an awful thought. What if Sharks fans start bringing posters of hot women to the game and putting them on the glass?

Luck: Funny how only winning teams seem to have it.

by Dixomatic on Apr 22, 2010 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Other than making their best actress nominee jealous?

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by Andykrist on Apr 22, 2010 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jackpot!!!

We don’t need an “Orange-out”, we need pictures of hot women lining the glass. You guys are going down!!!

by ruben398 on Apr 22, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

It would be more distracting if they did…

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 22, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

GRRRR

So it’s the Sharks that are trying to get on top of the Avs 3-2 for the series lead. Funny I was under the impression that either team could do that tonight.

This was on Global TV.

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 4:49 PM MDT reply actions  

i am going with the key word of “trying” and hoping that it isn’t a successful attempt

maybe an internet pipe froze and burst
mwuahaha

by Uziel on Apr 22, 2010 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Sharks are part Yoda?

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by Evilducks on Apr 22, 2010 4:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't have or want a Facebook account,

but I know lots of you guys have ’em.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 4:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Anyone watching the Pittsburgh. Ottawa game?

The anthem singer looks like a weatherman ;)

Sandie

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by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 5:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Whoops

And he had a hiccup when he sand the American anthem. I gotta say, I love the Canadian anthem, but the American one is pretty Damn cool too.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

OTT up 1-0 in the 1st.

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 5:29 PM MDT reply actions  

2-0 Ottawa

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by Hopfenkopf on Apr 22, 2010 5:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

2-1

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 6:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

little mojo for our boys in teal here.

good luck, you’ll need it.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

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by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 22, 2010 6:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Sorry dude, but that is just sub-par.

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey hey

the basics for a great ps are here. a hero, a villain, an absurd background, what else do you need?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 22, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I mean, you have some of the concepts in the works but you’ve got to fine tune the chopping skillz. Find some scary ass mountains on google images to put in the back, painstakingly draw a Sharks uniform over the bears torso, get some better (i.e. more hilarous) pictures of our guys on there… There’s just so much to do. You’re also lacking pirates, ninjas, zombies, dinosaurs, hot chicks, Chuck Norris Jimmy Howard, etc. etc.

by xskatebakerrx on Apr 22, 2010 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha indeed.

i like the epic mountains idea, i gotta spend some real time this weekend.

ill leave the role-call of heroes to you, thats is just way above my pay grade.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 22, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, everything that has GOD Jimmy Howard in it is beyond kick ass, WE ALL MUST WORSHIP JIMMY HOWARD!

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Her billing rate is usually $75/hour for the Photoshop lessons, you just got it for free, junior. Thank the lady and be nice.

by Dan Winkler on Apr 22, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is the smoke coming out his ear hole?

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by Americanario on Apr 22, 2010 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

thats for me to know and you to dream about.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 22, 2010 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH

I thought it was a stench from the under arms.

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

WINNER!

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s like Howler for grownups!

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by TheRed on Apr 22, 2010 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where’d you snag that yeti image?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 23, 2010 8:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Sandie

"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury

by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 22, 2010 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

It would be the first thin Foote did right in this series.

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

either way he looks slightly surprised and disgusted by it.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

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by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 22, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

almost game time… happy that Wilson is back in, i want to see him just level somebody tonight. got my red bull and popcorn ready i hope i can stay awake! get shit done!! GO AVS!

random thought…i now realize why most of the players dont go to the nfl draft. its loooooong.

by Kelso22 on Apr 22, 2010 7:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Automatic Loss is out the lineup tonight…happy days!

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BURGUNDY ARMY...BLEEDING BURGUNDY UNTIL I DIE!!!

Mission 16W (2010 version): 2 down, 14 to go!

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by InfamousM on Apr 22, 2010 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

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