Came up with this idea late last night, and started to write it, but ended up falling asleep. So this morning I decided to finish it and share ithere. It's not very good, but I still have a hangover. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Nerds out there will immediately know where I got the idea from.
This season's a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
From all of us fans
Of yours around,
We thank you for the year,
Except the lack of marketing.
But there's no sense crying over losing the game.
You kept on trying till you ran out of time.
Some fun hockey was played,
And some crow was sent out.
From the team that is called AVALANCHE.
I'm not even sad.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though my pool is done.
And you lost the series.
And I ran out of beer.
And I ended up drinking Screech.
As I got drunk it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now all this experience show a beautiful future.
And we're out of rebuild.
We're releasing next year.
So I'm GLaD. I had fun.
Think of all the things you've learned.
the team that's called AVALANCHE.
One last thing:
Go ahead and play golf.
You deserve the time off, and beat the Flames some more.
Maybe you'll find someone in Free Agent Frenzy.
Maybe a Red Wing...
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this year was great.
It was so exciting and fun.
Look at me still hungover
When there's hockey to watch.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm a fan.
But I've got work to do.
And there is hockey next year.
For the team called AVALANCHE.
And believe me I cheer AVALANCHE.
I'm watching hockey and I cheer AVALANCHE.
I feel FANTASTIC because I cheer AVALANCHE.
While I'm drunk I'll still cheer AVALANCHE.
And when I have kids, they'll cheer AVALANCHE.