Embrace Nonsense: Dream Roster
I was thinking back on all the fun we had this past season watching the team blossom (in a manly, hairy chest kind of blossoming), and it got me reminiscing on all the glory from season's past. We've enjoyed some AMAZING teams and SUPERB individual talent in Denver. So with nostalgia knocking, I decided to peruse old rosters and relive some of my fondest memories.
And for no good reason at all, as I examined the old rosters, I started to compile my own imaginary all-team roster for the Avalanche. Now, before I go any further, I KNOW this is ridiculous, but these are the dog days of summer (or spring) and it made me smile thinking back to Drury's prowess in the clutch, full-bearded deep playoff runs, Roy's bad English, or Mike Ricci's face.
Who would you choose for your roster? Who are your 4 dream Centers? Goalies? Six Defensemen? Does Duchene make the cut? What is the best all time Avalanche team you could summon in the magical make believe places in your mind (you know, where the unicorns dance and urinate rainbows)? Post your roster in the comments and dream....
And while this is all make believe and asinine, I put a limit on each of my picks: they had to have played at least 70 games in an Avalanche sweater. Why did I limit myself in this idiotic pretend scenario? Because I wanted Craig Anderson on the team, and some all star players didn't spend enough time in Denver to really be considered essential Avs in my mind (I'm looking at you Kariya, Selanne, and Fleury). But there are no rules in make believe roster land so do whatever you want.
Last disclaimer: this is not serious. Anybody who thinks it is, is a Red Wings fan boring and hates life.
Here's my list (FWIW):
1st line:
Tanguay - Forsberg - Hejduk
2nd line:
Kamensky - Sakic - Lemieux
3rd line:
Smyth - Stastny - Deadmarsh
4th line:
Brunette - Drury - Lappy
Defense:
Bourque - Blake (pre-Ferris murder)
Ozolinsh - Foote
Krupp - Liles
Goal:
Roy
Anderson
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Switch Sakic and Forsberg… only because they were pretty much switched those times as well.
And if I were going to want a talented guy on the 4th line.. I’d probably give Deadmarsh a slight edge over Lappy.
I’d probably go with Gusarov over Liles too.
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AMP Line!
I remember that year where they basically went head to head vs Vacouver’s top line (Bertuzzi, when he wasn’t completely worthless, Naslund, Morrison). Last game of the year we steal the division title and Hejduk wins the Rocket Richard.
Also, if Sakic is on your 2nd line, your team is RIGGED!
But yeah, can’t break up the AMP line.
Bertuzzi, when he wasn’t completely worthless
When was this?? I must have missed it
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When he was still tiny pieces of mass before the Big Bang? It’s possible that he could have become a tree or something I suppose…
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At some point he’ll be fertilizer, so at least he has some upside in his future.
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Don't make me hurt you D:<
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by UZ on Jun 1, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I think I’m too new around here to understand the reaction that Phil Sauve gets around here. Did he run over someone’s cat or something?
"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series." ~Steve Rushin
No, he was basically touted as the next big goalie for the Avs…until he totally sucked that it
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Just like Kolesnik, Aebby, and Budaj. The franchise is 0-4 in “heirs” since Roy hung ’em up.
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The entire time he was with the Avalanche, about 80% of the games I went to, they decided to start Sauve. EVERY GODDAMN TIME.
AND HE NEVER WON. NEVER. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
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by UZ on Jun 2, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Um…. no Jimmy Howard?
The existence of flamethrowers is proof that someone, somewhere, said to himself, "I want to set those people over there on fire, but I don't feel like walking over there to do it."
Screw the Wings.
I'll go one step further ...
… and pretend these guys were in their prime with the Avs even if they only played one game, and it was their last game of their career, and some players may not be at their natural wing:
Salanne-Sakic-Kurri
Kariya-Forsberg-Hejduk
Fleury-Drury-Andreychuck
Lemieux-Hunter-Nolan
Bourke-Foote
Blake-Ozolinsh
Morris-Lefebvre
However, I also must give a nod for:
Hahl-Aubin-Nederost
Sarault-Arnason-Hensick
Hlinka-Dingman-Larsen
Worrell-Parker-Odgers
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Odgers does not belong on that list:
The true heroes of Avalanche lore are:
Worrell-Jeff Shantz-Cummins
Battaglia-nederost-belak
Rychel-Arnason-May
Serge Aubin-Wyatt Smith-Krestanovich
With the defensive prowess of legend:
McAllister – Trepanier
DJ Smith – Sami Helenius
Berry – kasparatis
No love for Chris Gratton or Matthew Barnaby….PIERRE TURGEON?!?!?!
by Avalanche318 on Jun 1, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Whoo hoo! Wyatt Smith. Wondered how long it’d be til he got mentioned.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions
Queue BiB’s “Summer of Kovie” talk
"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes
kovie-kovie-kovie
kovie-kovie-kovie
kovie-kovie-kovie
kovie-kovie-kovie
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
Yes
And queue the Beatles: All you need is Kovie.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions
You mean Cue, not Queue, right?
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by UZ on Jun 1, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
My favorite Av fwd line
Of all-time still has to be Kamensky-Forsberg-Lemiuex. They would just dominate and keep the puck in the offensive zone forever it seemed.
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Taking a look at all the defenders we’ve employed over the years, it’s really a statement as to just how poor we’ve been on defense after the holy trinity of Bourque, Blake and Foote.
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Or it tells us how good Jon Klemm and Greg DeVries really were. I’d be very happy having the 2001 versions of those two guys on our 2010-2011 squad.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2010 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions
He was, and if Deadmarsh hadn’t gone down, the Kings might have been able to say they got the best of that deal.
Still wonder how far that Kings team could have done with a healthy Deadmarsh and Jason Allison.
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Liles is the third, IIRC highest scoring defenseman in franchise history (hockeydb.com puts him at 2nd, tho). And I hate to break it to you, but according to Hockeydb.com, he’s the 9th top scoring Avalanche player of all time at 229 points, in only 6 years. I dunno, perhaps I’m reading the stats wrong. But for what it’s worth, he is a scoring threat. Just sayin’
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions
His Games Played as an Av is 8th all time. Saying he is 9th all time in only 6 years is a bit misleading. Also, the team is only 13 years old…
Liles PPG at .51 is solid but clearly not enough to be on the Avs dream team as an offensive specialist.
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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 1, 2010 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I’m not arguing dream team or not. I’m not well-versed enough to do that kind of list. I’m just talking pure stats looking off the website. I would think a .51 PPG average for a defenseman is pretty damn good, but I am not one to ask about that kind of stuff so I will trust others’ opinion on the matter.
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Phrases like ‘I hate to break it to you’ set your tone as an antagonistic or sarcastic argument. Your post is clearly arguing that Liles as a top all-time Av by selecting and presenting the stats you chose.
I see you are arguing this topic below with the doc so I won’t add anymore but don’t pretend you aren’t stirring the pot.
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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 1, 2010 4:45 PM MDT up reply actions
You’re right. Bad choice of words. Still wasn’t arguing one person over another or putting him in a line up. Just was pointing out that he did score some goals.
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions
I believe you are an English teacher with a master’s degree. I can’t help be feel you have a strong command of your written communication and its meaning. It sounds to me like you are just being passive aggressive, I may be wrong.
Keeping on hockey, some more stats. Ozo, the standard Liles will always live up to as an Av had .76 PPG. Morris has a .523 but played a better game defensively. Patrice Brisebois had a respectable .43 is remembered as one of the terrible signings the Avs have made.
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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 1, 2010 5:16 PM MDT up reply actions
lol
This is getting comical. I made a mistake. In all seriousness. And the funniest part about all of this is my initial reaction to seeing Liles on his list was, “Wow, Liles? Cool. I wouldn’t have put him there. There has to be better players that deserve it more than he does.” Since I don’t know much about the individual players prior to the lockout, I couldn’t say whether or not there are, but since the Avs generally kicked way more ass then than they have post-lockout, it does seem reasonable. I just thought I’d point out that Liles does have some offensive numbers that are impressive. That’s all. Clearly I went about it badly, but that was my only intent.
Now, may we move on?
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions
uh oh
Dad is back.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions
you got me, career points are the ultimate metric, even more so for defensemen. Thanks for settling the debate, Dave Andreychuk and Pierre Turgeon are better than Peter Forsberg, I guess.
Liles is a fine PP QB. He’s not a top 6 defenseman of all time for this team, not even close. I’d take any of the guys I listed above. Are you seriously saying Liles is a better defenseman than most of them?
please don’t be sarcastic with me. I said I didn’t know if i was reading things wrong or not and that I was just throwing information out there. I was also not saying ANYTHING about putting him on ANY dream team or anything. All I was doing was throwing up some information. Fuck, can I not put up a stat on a player I happen to like without you jumping all over my shit about it?
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions
seriously Beachie, I have no idea how to interact with you. How did you want me to respond to a post disagreeing with me based on some stats? Should I just agree with you no matter what the content of your post? Is mild sarcasm really that abhorrent to you?
Please, lose the persecution complex. There’s no attack here. I really don’t want to do this. Can we not just have a conversation about hockey like adults?
seriously Beachie, I have no idea how to interact with you.
Ditto.
FWIW, I didn’t disagree with you. I was just stating stats…hence the “Just sayin.” Nor was I saying one player was better than another. I was, again, just stating stats.
For months and months, things have been fine between us. I thought I could reply to your post, sticking to facts, and all would be good. It sucks that it wasn’t. Back to not replying to each other I guess, huh?
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I didn’t disagree with you. I was just stating stats
I thought I could reply to your post, sticking to facts
You offered a contrary opinion supported by facts in response to my opinion, yet you claim you weren’t disagreeing? This is ridiculous!
I’m just having fun on one of my favorite sites, going back and forth like sports fans at a bar about, as Paul’s Coffey said, a totally lighthearted topic. And then BAM, instead I get my throat freakin jumped down because you can’t handle what was, again seriously, a totally lighthearted discussion. I didn’t even know it was you when I responded, and you act like this is some continuation of a long standing feud.
And now here I am having the most ridiculous conversation the internets have seen lately because you can’t handle the mildest of disagreements or anyone saying anything bad about Liles or people calling your cherry-picked and out of context stats just that.
this is so utterly passive-aggressive. just stop.
anyone saying anything bad about Liles
Now that’s funny since I spent a great deal of time this year saying all sorts of bad shit about him.
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 4:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes
To the summer of Kovie.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions
lol
sure, him too
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions
At first I thought this post would be neat... then it kinda turned into this...

Sandie
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by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 2, 2010 1:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Personally
I think Liles would be my 6th defensemen on an Avs Dream Team. I was still a little young to really appreciate the D from the 90s teams but I still think over the course of a career I’d take him over pretty much all of the guys you mentioned above, especially Quincey, de Vries, and Morris. I’d say my 6 would be Bourque, Blake, Foote, Ozolinsh, Lefebvre, and Liles. I’d love to include Hannan but the guy has absolutely no offensive game at all but fwiw Hannan would by my 7th. I had actually forgotten about Miller. I have no recollection about Krupp AT ALL outside the SCF winner.
I can’t even imagine taking fucking Greg de Vries over Liles. That astonishes me.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
I mean, if you’re just looking at offensive output, sure. I think all 3 of the guys you mentioned above are better defenders. None have size concerns limiting them. It really comes down to that for me — we’re talking about defenders. Liles is a defensive liability, as much as he’s improved the last couple years. The only guy even close to his lack of defensive ability on the list is Ozo, and Ozo was worlds better offensively that Liles (just look at the PPG differential).
De Vries was an effective 2nd pairing guy. Some offensive upside, good defender. Not perfect, but didn’t have gaping holes in his defensive game and 2 seasons containing 60 game lapses like the guy we’re comparing him to, either. Morris was similar, without some physicality and with some better offensive ability. But still a much better defender with only slightly less offensive ability. Both were solid 2nd pairing guys, something I’d be hard pressed to say of Liles. He’s spent most of his time on 3rd pairings lately.
Look, I understand taking Liles over Quincey, Morris or De Vries. I thought most of us agreed Quincey was better this year (including Sacco), but that’s fine, they’re close. Morris and De Vries too. Opinion is what it is. I’ll concede those 3 as my opinion. That’s still Bourque, Blake, Foote, Ozolinsh, Lefebvre, Gusarov, Krupp, Hannan, Ozo, and Miller ahead of Liles. That’s a lot of dudes.
I’m stunned you’d take Liles over the remainder of that list, especially Hannan. Hannan was a super-critical lynchpin on this D this year, it seemed really obvious to me he was more valuable to a D than the guy scratched for 25% of the season.
Gusarov?
I’d take Jon Klemm, Eric Messier, Greg DeVries and Aaron Miller over Gusarov and Liles any day.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 2, 2010 7:06 AM MDT up reply actions
Gus
Gus’s final year or two was kind of a disaster. But he was a very very good defenseman in his prime. There’s a reason he played for Russia’s world champ teams a lot.
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 2, 2010 7:18 AM MDT up reply actions
Goose was often paired with Ozo
It says a lot to me that Crawford paired Ozo with Gusarov. You needed someone really good on the odd-man rush when Ozo went missing, chasing the puck below the circles.
It's all fun and games until someone blows up Detroit...then it's a PARTY!!!
I lol'd. Hard.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Lefebvre, Gooser, and Miller all handily come in front of Liles. Talent wise, Morris as well (his stay in Denver was strange though.) The rest of the guys can be argued as better than Liles but it isn’t readily clear.
With Blake, Bourque, and Ozo already on the team I would Liles O is less important as well.
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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 1, 2010 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah that’s a real valid point. With all that other offense on the back end, I’d probably reconsider and drop Liles in exchange for Gusarov, or the good version of Morris.
by Brett Shumway on Jun 2, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions
Unbias opinion
First line
Jones – Forsberg – Jones
Second line
Jones – Sakic – Jones
Third line
Jones – Drury – Jones
Fourth line
Jones – Duchene – Jones
Defense
Jones – Foote
Jones – Bourque
Jones – Blake
Goalie
Roy
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Gave Roy the slight nod because jones was already busy playing both wing positions and defense on every line so I figured I might as well not over-work him
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by UZ on Jun 1, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Is Jones coaching the squad as well?
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No, but he is the GM.
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by UZ on Jun 1, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions
God forbid this team ever lost in game 7 of the cup finals, Kroenke would be forced to fire Jones as GM and hire his long term assistant GM and protege, David Jones.
Pavelski.....more like dickheadski. Yep I'm going there.
by RyanO'Reilly FanClub on Jun 1, 2010 4:42 PM MDT up reply actions
After all, Jones can’t be EVERYWHERE at once.
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by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 1, 2010 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously
no Stastny?
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
He's no David Jones
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by UZ on Jun 2, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions
and neither of them are Jimmy Howard, so what does it matter really?
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 2, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Silly girl
David Jones is the Satan to Jimmy Howard’s Jesus.
So basically Jones is awesome while Howard is a pansy who just has more followers
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by UZ on Jun 2, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions
Better a silly girl with a flower shaped like Jimmy Howard
than a boy with a horse forward with skates and a stick.
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 2, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions
OT: Win7 and IE8 don't like SB Nation?
My ie has been crashing on SB Nation sites on my newest machine, and only on SB Nation sites as far as I can tell. Has anyone else been having issues like this?
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It’s the power of Kovie.
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Could it be that Mike did something behind the scenes to hose me over due to my Kovie fixation?
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2010 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Chrome crashed on me when I opened up MHH for this session, but I had been on Firefox at work all day and had no problems.
But yeah, I’m thinking all Kovieites are targeted.
Koviemeisters?
Kovielings?
Koviestars?
Koviacs?
Kovieners?
MustKovites?
Koviadans?
"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series." ~Steve Rushin
slight alteration…
Kovmeisters? cuz I like the meister (it’s got the burgermeister thing going on) but it seems to cutesy with the “ie” on there
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions
to too
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions
I like Koviacs and Koviadans. The latter has a nice “bring him to Colorado” tie in. Very well done.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2010 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Now there’s a shocker. Sorry, but your acid rain won’t ruin the summer of Kovie.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions
sure, why not him too
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions
PS
These are like the fake batmans in Dark Knight. But we all know that there is only one real Kovie.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions
The fact that you drug a cinematic masterpiece into your twisted fetish saddens me to no end.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
At least it was a cinematic masterpiece whose plot centered completely on the villain’s twisted fetish.
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 2, 2010 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions
perhaps...
or it could be the curse of the punched sandwich
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2010 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Solution
don’t use IE
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
I had that problem at work today too Bibby.
Jibbles, some of us are doomed by ignorant techies at work to use IE.
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Your techies won’t let you download a free, open-source web browser with great virus detection and anti-spyware features? Weird. Are you a government employee?
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
My father works for the Feds, and has firefox downloaded at work.
That’s right, a 60-year old, semi-computer illiterate Federal Government employee has access to non-IE web browsers. As far as I’m concerned any company that doesn’t is working in the stone age now.
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by Jibblescribbits on Jun 2, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
I want to include Nolan and Keane on this team. I guess Ozolinch might count for Nolan, but Keane was more important than his numbers indicated.
Yeah, I would be tempted to make a checking line of Keane, Podes, and Lappy for the fourth.
Never trust the lunch lady.
by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions
Greatest hockey team ever assembled.
LINE 1
LW
C
RW 
LINE 2
LW
C
RW
LINE 3
LW
C
RW
CHECKING LINE
LW
C
RW
You only need one defenseman…

And no question in net…

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella
by esylvester6 on Jun 3, 2010 12:36 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
That Army Of Arnie is terrifying
"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes
Every Arnie I added made me die a little more each time…
"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella
It made me laugh more! I appreciate your sacrifice.
The Philadelphia Flyers: Let's do it for Lappy, man. We'll do it for Lappy!
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 4, 2010 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
BEACHIE!!!
Damn I’ve missed you princess…
"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella
Where you’ve been my love?? I was beginning to think you’d forgotten about me…
The Philadelphia Flyers: Let's do it for Lappy, man. We'll do it for Lappy!
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 4, 2010 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions

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