If you've been paying attention, you know that the goal keeper for team USA is Tim Howard. I don't know about the rest of you, but it seems obvious to me that this man is the secret identity of all-world hockey goaltender Jimmie Howard. While I don't know how he was able to change his height and skin color, there's no denying what force is at work in net for the USA. Perhaps Howard was upset at being denied a chance to perform on the world stage of the Olympics and chose this as his next venue to share with us the wonders of his work.