Let's play a game: Guess Alex Ovechkin's Girlfriend's Age
She claims 23, but I'm pretty sure that's a typo. She doesn't look a day over 13. Seriously, I hope he knows a congressman or something. She has "jailbait" written all over her.
I really like AO's "Sex and love are the future" T-shirt, though. Cracks me up.
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wtnelson
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Holy Monkeys!!!
So, I guess being a rockstar hockey player and making over 8 mil a year have a few perks.
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
As a member in good standing with the PFJ I truly hate only two things:
The JPF and the Detroit Red Wings! And Red Wing fans. Ok, I truly hate three things...
If by perks you mean,
license to raid the kindergarteners’ playground, yeah… I guess….
EEEEWWWW.
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She's old enough
We dated right before I dumper her for Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
"Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental." -- Jim McKenny
Is it bad that I had to Google Morgan Fairchild?
"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown
Bad as in, I’m a terrible person, or bad as in it makes some of the population feel old here? I wasn’t yet born in her heyday.
"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown
Yes on both counts.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Colorado Avalanche Offseason Strategy - Please wake us in October
I second that…
huh? Who’s there?
Speak up Billy! I can’t here ya!
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
As a member in good standing with the PFJ I truly hate only two things:
The JPF and the Detroit Red Wings! And Red Wing fans. Ok, I truly hate three things...
by Luxury Yacht on Jul 15, 2010 5:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Maybe it's because she looks like she's 14...
But she’s not hot. Not even close.
"Here's your dream: Matt Duchene, can he do it?... HE CAN! HE DID IT! MATT DUCHENE AND THE AVS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!" - Mike Haynes
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