Mile High Hump Day Caption Thread
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 21, 2010 5:00 AM MDT
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“So you see, after we’ve removed the first 6 rows of seats, the attendance % will go up by default.”
The 09/10 Colorado Rockies: Starring Johnny Herrera as THE ANSWER
THIS IS BUFFALO NATION GODZILLA HAS AWAKEN - abayarde
SBNation Denver: Because the Rapids are people too!
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duh rookie, that’s how they make the ice.
by Brett Shumway on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhh. You know i never understood how they could go from NBA court to NHL ice so quickly. I never considered a rain machine. I am so not a scientist.
Jimmy Howard invented the Stanley Cup.
Kroenke wanted Pepsi Center to be a dome, that way they could just use real rain and save some money.
by Brett Shumway on Jul 21, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Fuckin' court changes, how do they work?
The 09/10 Colorado Rockies: Starring Johnny Herrera as THE ANSWER
THIS IS BUFFALO NATION GODZILLA HAS AWAKEN - abayarde
SBNation Denver: Because the Rapids are people too!
Burgundy Wave: My Rapids Blog
by UZ on Jul 21, 2010 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions
That’s not rain, it’s BiB’s tears for the Avs not pursueing the russian.
by wolski-08 on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
“You know, Earl, if they’d only signed that Russian fella back in 2010 we probably wouldn’t be tearing this thing down today”
Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 21, 2010 6:43 AM MDT reply actions
“Well Earl, boss says we need to get to the cap floor. We’ve been digging for days and all we have to show for it are two hobos, three hookers and Forsberg’s spleen.”
by Dario on Jul 21, 2010 7:57 AM MDT reply actions 8 recs
Forsberg’s spleen is a better player than Kovie.
by niwotsblessing on Jul 21, 2010 8:31 AM MDT up reply actions
The pursuit to find the Holy Grail Stan Kroenke’s wallet.
2009-2010 Colorado Avalanche: Now with Playoff Goodness!
by hockeymom on Jul 21, 2010 8:41 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
“Don’t worry, son. Justin Bieber will be here again soon and next time I promise all three of us will go. You, me and my new boyfriend Chad.”
by Pinchy The Lobster on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
(I’m surprised no one has done it yet)
THE AVALANCHE EXPERIENCE!
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Jul 21, 2010 12:12 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Son, there has never been a more apt metaphor for what the Avs used to do to the Red Wings back in the day.
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 21, 2010 4:51 PM MDT reply actions
Fuck the Red Wings
Sports don't build character, they reveal it
by Cotts on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
this should win every week
The 09/10 Colorado Rockies: Starring Johnny Herrera as THE ANSWER
THIS IS BUFFALO NATION GODZILLA HAS AWAKEN - abayarde
SBNation Denver: Because the Rapids are people too!
Burgundy Wave: My Rapids Blog
by UZ on Jul 22, 2010 5:15 AM MDT up reply actions
I just don't understand.
The marketing department did nothing and they’re all out of ideas!
Why won’t people come?!
Well, let’s leave ticket prices where they are and see if that works.
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Member of the PFJ and the Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
Ima bettin those players were wishin theyda just kept them traps shut right bout now and signed that stupid agreement thing with the owners. Too bad, too. I kinda was thinkin I might check me out some NHL games one day. Now that ain’t never gonna happen. Shame. Ah well. Just makes more room for Mello and Beyonce. Damn that girl is FINE!
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 22, 2010 8:09 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
welcome back, my dear
Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions
You’d think they’d find a way to dodge a second work stoppage. Damn you Donald Fehr!
by Cole D Hamilton on Jul 22, 2010 8:29 PM MDT reply actions
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