Mile High Hump Day Caption Thread
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 28, 2010 6:00 AM MDT
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SoS: “This should have be Hot Pocket’s job.”
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 28, 2010 6:07 AM MDT reply actions
Quincey: “Wait…if your jersey’s behind us, then whose are YOU wearing?”
Also, hey everyone! My first post!
Don’t worry, we’ll be gentle
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 28, 2010 7:21 AM MDT up reply actions
Appreciation
Thanks, I love it when you’re gentle.
Ps, I’ve been a reader for awhile, just never consistent enough to warrant an account; I’m relatively familiar with the lot of you…I suppose I’ve only just realized I loved you all enough to join recently. Oh, what a day today shall be!
"Okay, here's the deal, there's a difference between 'confident' and 'cocky'. For example, I'm confident enough to tell a girl that I'm the only guy she'll ever need, but I'm nowhere near cocky enough to quote myself." - Me
welcome. and, uh, what the hell does avapants mean?
Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 28, 2010 7:53 AM MDT up reply actions
Basically...
It’s a mix of Avalanche and pants. I figured: I like the Avalanche, plus I wear pants…this must be an accurate way to identify myself.
"Okay, here's the deal, there's a difference between 'confident' and 'cocky'. For example, I'm confident enough to tell a girl that I'm the only guy she'll ever need, but I'm nowhere near cocky enough to quote myself." - Me
yep, you’re one of us all right
Assistant *to* the Managing Editor, Mile High Hockey
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jul 28, 2010 8:12 AM MDT up reply actions
Except he/she wears pants
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions 5 recs
What are these “pants” things you speak of?
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions
WTF are pants?
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." ~ Ron White
I like the Avalanche, plus I wear pants
On that you’ll have to ask Avapants…I have no clue.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Jul 28, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions
As long as they live in a basement and play video games, I suppose we can overlook a small thing like wearing pants!
"That F******* sandwich had it coming!" -Mike@MHH
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"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 28, 2010 4:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Don’t hold your breath on the newsletter though. Unless you can hold it for like 7 months or so.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Good thing Joe finished the Top 19
I really needed that breath.
Dear Colorado Avalanche: Thank you for the excitement, see you in October.
Welcome
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 28, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions
“This picture was taken moments before Stastny’s jersey spontaneously combusted. [He got better] Later, Quincey tripped and fell while trying to remove his jersey, killing three small children in the process.”
by MalachiConstant on Jul 28, 2010 8:59 AM MDT reply actions
That’s how much of a BMF Quicney is huh?
Help help! I'm being repressed!
by chiavsfan on Jul 28, 2010 9:00 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was making a reference to the cursed jerseys, but yes, I suppose killing small children would make him a BMF.
by MalachiConstant on Jul 28, 2010 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions
Quincey: “I came here to play hockey. Do I really have to do this shit?”
Stastny: “Just smile and go with it. This gig got Liles a ton of ass.”
Quincey: “Seriously?? Sweet! I’m liking this trade more and more.”
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
The Colorado Avalanche: every second, every shift, every play
by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 AM MDT reply actions 5 recs
Bwahahaha
Rec’d
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions
Denver’s been fun…especially the hangin with Bubs and GL!! Really want to get a job in the mountains…SO beautiful. Gotta figure out how to pay the bills being a snowboard instructor tho. lol. Currently back in CA for a bit – dog wasn’t adjusting to the temp living situation so I had to drive her home. Gonna leave with my brother and nephew for a while. Also spending some more time with mom…Dad’s passing is starting to hit her and I don’t want her to be alone. Okay, enough serious talk.
Reporter: So, what do you think of the new uniforms?
Quincey: (thinks to himself) I’m definitely letting Pauly take this one.
Stastny: Um, yeah. Heh heh. Well, they’re nice, you know. It’ll be fun wearing something different. Um, the blue’s…well, yeah. It’s not quite the same. Heh heh. You know, as before. (thinks to himself) Shit, Kyle, help a dude out…
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
The Colorado Avalanche: every second, every shift, every play
by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 28, 2010 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Gotta figure out how to pay the bills being a snowboard instructor tho
Good luck with that one. I did that at Loveland for a season (solely for the free season pass), and I think I spent more on gas to get there than a season pass would have cost. You could probably do it if you don’t mind living in a tent off I-70 for the whole winter.
meh
by Jimmy_the_scumbag on Aug 2, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions
Perhaps in a van down by the river?
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Aug 2, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions
Sarcasm meter. I realize it won’t happen unless I marry well. Altho a tent off I-70 doesn’t sound too bad…
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Clearly you haven’t spent much time off of I-70
MHH- A drinking site with a hockey problem
Detroit Sucks
It’s better than off nearly every California freeway. Perspective, my dear, is everything.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Colorado Avalanche members, Paul Stastny and Kyle Quincey, assume the position right before Avalanche staff search them to make sure they aren’t taking any extra materials, like athletic tape, extra socks, or spare change, from the locker room.
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 28, 2010 9:18 AM MDT reply actions
Quincey: “At least I don’t look like a TOTAL idiot in this thing. Pauly just …..damn, dude. That sucks.”
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
The Colorado Avalanche: every second, every shift, every play
I was going to go with:
Quincey: “Hey Pauly… How YOU doin’”
SoS: “What? OH! Hey! Guys? C’mon, guys? Really? I don’t really feel comfortable…”
Quincey: “You look like a delicious blueberry. I could just…”
I didn’t really want to go there, but apparently I just did.
by MalachiConstant on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
If I could rec via my droid, I would a thousand times over! I can totally hear Stastny’s voice! Brilliant.
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
The Colorado Avalanche: every second, every shift, every play
by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
“Yeah, Wonka told us he didn’t have that gum quite right yet.”
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by hockeymom on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs
SOS
“I’m a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle here is my blade…”
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 AM MDT reply actions
Stastny – “I’ve enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.”
Fushigi - It floats, it levitates, it will confuse the senses with it's mind-blowing movements.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Jul 28, 2010 10:24 AM MDT reply actions
Enos, I don’t care. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right? – I’m gonna flash ‘em, Enos. Yes I am, Enos, and you know why? I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. – Fuckin’ fashion show. – I’m gonna wiggle it at ‘em, you cheap bastard. Be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin’ for the exits.
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by Bob in Boulder on Jul 28, 2010 11:01 AM MDT reply actions 5 recs
I suppose I should have changed it from “wife” to “girlfriend” above. Man I love Slap Shot.
Your 2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Reaching Up to the Cap Floor
by Bob in Boulder on Jul 28, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions
(sing this to whatever tune you want)
oooooooh we’re evil smurfs, we’re evil smurfs, ha ha ha he heeeeee
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The French Mistake
Throw up your hands/
Stick out your tush/
Hands on your hips/
Give ‘em a push/
You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake/
Voila
(In the background)
Sacco: Alright, cut……….WWWRRROOOONNNGGG
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 28, 2010 11:25 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
HAHA!! I needed a good laugh.
Fushigi - It floats, it levitates, it will confuse the senses with it's mind-blowing movements.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Jul 28, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions
Blazing Saddles is always good for a laugh
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 28, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Quincey: “Paul, WTF is that stick made of?”
SoS: “Wood.”
Quincey: “It looks heavy.”
SoS: “TWSS.”
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
by Mike @ MHH on Jul 28, 2010 1:03 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Fushigi - It floats, it levitates, it will confuse the senses with it's mind-blowing movements.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Jul 28, 2010 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Andy’s “zanpakutō” has Pauly’s beat be a long shot
by MalachiConstant on Jul 28, 2010 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Man, we got to find that guy a girlfriend.
Otherwise, he’s going to start staring holes into the ice-girls.
FOCUS ON THE GAME
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Member of the PFJ and the Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
by Luxury Yacht on Jul 28, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions
I have no idea what the pic is supposed to be. It doesn’t show up on my computer.
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Member of the PFJ and the Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
by Luxury Yacht on Jul 28, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions
His goalie stick is situated perfectly so it looks like he’s quite stimulated by the blond and it’s flashing red. And he got married over the summer, so hopefully he doesn’t get a GF any time soon!
"Being called an off-the-board pick, I love it. I can’t wait to prove everyone wrong and show that’s where I belong to be drafted." - Joey Hishon
The Colorado Avalanche: every second, every shift, every play
by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 28, 2010 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah I’d say that might be bad, just a couple of weeks after he tied the knot.
In other news, still waiting on his reply…and waiting…and waiting…
Help help! I'm being repressed!
I completely forgot about the marriage!
Wait, did I ever hear about it in the first place?
I watch the news every night, and I remember the Rockies, and a couple of guys named Tebow and Lebron, some other guy named Melo, but I don’t remember hearing anything about the Avs.
Weird…
I know my name is spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's actually pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Member of the PFJ and the Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
by Luxury Yacht on Jul 28, 2010 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey Paul…So if we are now the Smurfs and Footer is going to be Papa Smurf, who’s Smurfette?
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Offensive.
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 30, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions
Mr. Mouthpiece. I don’t want him to be considered a girl, much better if he is a man.
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 30, 2010 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Somehow I knew you’d take exception!
C’est la guerre!
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Hahahaha
You can always count on me!
And if you want to win, just pass the wine and cheese tray. ;)
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Weird, now the link seems to be broken. It was just Mouthpiece in a Blueberry, nothing abnormally terrifying.
Colorado Avalanche Offseason Strategy - Please wake us in October
I couldn’t see it all day yesterday, on this computer or my itouch. But today I can see it just fine.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Jul 31, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions
I wonder why I could always see it?
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 31, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions
Ah. well, at least we won’t be seeing that this year. Unless the image haunts these pages and our brains like trailors does.
MHH- A drinking site with a hockey problem
Detroit Sucks
GAH
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions
you never know what is going to haunt us here…..I still have nightmares about some horse pissing rainbows.
MHH: The Burgundy Army is on the March!
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
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