A gigantic hockey stick spatula and an Avalanche grilling apron, complete with Reebok piping. Who else finds themselves wondering how much the Avs wasted on this stuff? I mean, the spatula is made of wood and heavy pewter or something, and the apron looks like one of the cheap rip-off jerseys you sometimes see people wearing, which still aren't particularly cheap. When I saw what appeared to be a logo attached to fabric in a plastic bag, I was hoping it was a flag, which i could actually do something with. And while the bottle opener is a nice touch, I'm not going to run around the house wielding a metal hockey blade on a stick to open bottles, and the spatula part is too skinny for any burger I'm going to be making.