Rumors out of Phoenix
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Aug 2, 2010 7:02 PM MDT
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Heard through league sources today that Wojtek Wolski's breakfast this morning consisted of a cantaloupe (fairly ripe, but a little firm to the touch), 2 slices of bacon (hickory smoked), 3 fried eggs (sunny side up) and a tall glass of orange juice (no pulp). Shocking news, but I felt you dullards needed to know this.
Tune in next week, when we'll have lots of pics of Wojtek Wolski's girlfriend!!1
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You are my hero.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 7:26 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Truly remarkable commitment with the changing of the Avatar. An amateur commentor/blogger would have just Wolski’d around on this smartass joke.
Intelligent opinion does not follow the transitive property
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
just noticed that. dog days of summer indeed.
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the avatar was a total coincidence, I’m sure
The 8th month is the month for Wolskis
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Aug 2, 2010 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Tune in next week, when we’ll have lots of pics of Wojtek Wolski’s girlfriend!!1
DO IT
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Don't know about his current status
But this is one of his exes…
Sandie
"We called him Clark Kent because away from the rink, he was just a nerd. Then he'd go into the Colorado dressing room and put on his Avs jersey, and all of a sudden he was Super Joe"- Theo Fleury
by Sandie Gauthier on Aug 3, 2010 7:34 AM MDT up reply actions
Also I find it funny that the best picture you could find of Wolski is of him not scoring
The 09/10 Colorado Rockies: Starring Johnny Herrera as THE ANSWER
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SBNation Denver: Because the Rapids are people too!
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That’s the wonder of the Howard in action.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Why isn't this a Jimmy Howard fanblog again?
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by UZ on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions
I know, huh?? DDC totally cracks my shit up!!!
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions
So am I, dear.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Sarcastic Beachie? NEVER!
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I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Apparently, I have been gone too long as people seem to have forgotten that…
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Naw, TheRed’s probably been drinking tonight.
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I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
by Americanario on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
This is just one of many the past few days.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions
not until now. I just figured Beachie’s been gone so much she hadn’t read the days events. My bad. Carry on.
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I’ve been reading every day the whole time; I just haven’t been posting much cuz it’d be from my phone and that can get annoying. Right now I’m actually staying with my mom with proper internet access.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 3, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions
in her basement? In your underw …. maybe that doesn’t work the same for women as it does for dudes.
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by Bob in Boulder on Aug 3, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions
LOL!
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I’m not sure Bubs would get past the visual on that one to be able to subscribe to anything. A girl sans pants in a basement with a computer? Add in a gaming console and World of Warcraft and we’d never see him again.
I just like the fights.
by Cheryl Bradley on Aug 3, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions
and here i thought ‘subscribing to your newsletter’ was a euphemism for um, indecent activities
by MalachiConstant on Aug 3, 2010 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions
no, that’s ‘mini-golf’
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by Americanario on Aug 3, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions
Wait
When have we seen him recently anyways?
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by Jibblescribbits on Aug 3, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions
I am really counting on those pics next week. The girl owes me 27$
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
That’s different, usually you pay her.
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I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
Wolski sucks!
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by Pinchy The Lobster on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM MDT reply actions
This is Dave's way of acting out
Fricking rebel.
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by Dan Winkler on Aug 2, 2010 11:20 PM MDT reply actions
I think my favorite part is all the Wolski-themed fanshots showing up on the right menu bar
The 8th month is the month for Wolskis
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Aug 3, 2010 7:04 AM MDT up reply actions
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