The Darkest Day in MHH History

And I haven’t changed my login since. Still pining!

Jibbles correctly replied to all comments. Hopfenkopf did not reply at all.

my favorite, I think

I’m not entirely positive that I logged on that day.

I still recall…I was about to open my account here, but then this happened…It changed my life. I had to postpone everything, and only recently was I able to look past this team’s sudden imperfection that is the fact that the Baron is no longer here but slowly dying in Phoenix (like everyone else in Arizona), to join ya’ll on here.

I love the caption on that picture.

This summer is going by slower than a Wolski line change.

It was one of those things where you remember exactly where you were and what you were doing. Like 9-11. The day that hockey died. Bye bye Miss American Pie. And fuck you Sherm. I am crying huge crocostimpy tears right now.

Why is everyone so upset about Wolski being traded? He Sucked!

You people are messing with me. Wolski is still on our team. There is no way we traded him. No way. Unless someone offered up Ovie, or Crosby or Howard, it didn’t happen. Wolski will be our 1st line LW for years to come. Carter is also still president and I rode my dinosaur to work today. More milk please. Grapes are funny little people who are stuck in a round juicy body….

I don’t even know who this Wolski guy is. I’m still wondering where Forsberg went.

I may be in mourning…but I still am not clicking that link or staring at that image.

Something’s been wrong with my interwebz for the past while and I haven’t been able to log on to MHH…but I just gotta say…LOL

My grief led me to quit drinking. And I didn’t even notice.

Thanks a lot for reminding me. My hangover is now only the second most influential thing on my stomach.

heart still heavy…

The absolute darkest hour in avalanche history was was when Peter Worrell was betrayed by the Colorado Avalanche. After overhearing that the avalanche were looking to trade for his friend Andreas Lilja but the asking price was too high. Peter told then gm pierre lacroix that he had an idea. Pierre was to go out and a case of good champagne and leave it in Andreas’ car to impress him. Pierre did do that but went out and bought a case of Totts. Peter, after telling Andreas about what a cool team the avs were, was aghast. Andreas was going to be coming home soon and there was all of this cheap champagne around, what was he to do? He took one for the team and what the the avalanche do for him? I think we all know the rest of this story.

Remember, too, that you have His Awesome Awesomeness to thank for Matt Duchene. In a startling display of omniscience, remember that he scored just enough shootout goals that year to give the Avs the third pick in the next year’s draft, thus ensuring that there would be no flirtations with temptations such as Tavares or Hedman by the clearly less competent than Him scouting staff.

Maybe the draft and the imminent Coming of Duchene had nothing to do with the majesty that is WW showing his might, you say? Think back. Did he show any such skills during the games that might have gained the team enough points that they would have a lower draft rank? I think not. Did he ever show such prowess on the shootout ever again? No. His job there was done.

I say: Praise Him.

He knows nothing of hockey but he saw the

hockeymom and sandiegee refused to talk about sex for 86 minutes as a tribute to The Baron’s new number in Phoenix.

and said something along the lines of… That could never happen. Yup, I’m the same online as I am offline. I still can’t decide if it’s a good thing or not. :/