With all the good feelings flying here at MHH, we need to all partake in the Kool-aid, but the question arises, what is in Burgundy Kool-aid?  I list the following two possibilities with no guarantees that they might not lift the varnish off the bar.

Recipe 1:

2 oz vodka (for our Russian goalie)
1 oz Jagermeister (for that brownish color)
Cranberry juice to fill glass

Pour over ice and garnish with an orange slice (sunshine) and a lollypop.

Recipe 2:

Long Island Ice Tea (standard mix)
1 oz Grenadine

Same garnish as above

Bonus Recipe (I'm a beer guy):

Favorite brown ale
2-3 drops red food coloring, maybe some blue to get the right shade

Thoughts?