With all the good feelings flying here at MHH, we need to all partake in the Kool-aid, but the question arises, what is in Burgundy Kool-aid? I list the following two possibilities with no guarantees that they might not lift the varnish off the bar.
2 oz vodka (for our Russian goalie)
1 oz Jagermeister (for that brownish color)
Cranberry juice to fill glass
Pour over ice and garnish with an orange slice (sunshine) and a lollypop.
Long Island Ice Tea (standard mix)
1 oz Grenadine
Same garnish as above
Bonus Recipe (I'm a beer guy):
Favorite brown ale
2-3 drops red food coloring, maybe some blue to get the right shade