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Enjoy this, because I’m taking your spot. You can have my hat

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Varlamov? Here's hoping...

by chiavsfan on Oct 12, 2011 8:03 AM MDT reply actions  

“Whoa JS, An Unmitigated Disaster drafted me where? I guess I’d better pitch another shutout.”

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 12, 2011 8:23 AM MDT reply actions  

or alternatively, “Sandie drafted 10 goalies and I wasn’t one of them? Here, you take my helmet, I’m just going to go over there and cry.”

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 12, 2011 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Giggy: Watch you’re back Bertuzzi’s on the ice.
Varly: * gives evil eye *

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 12, 2011 8:24 AM MDT reply actions  

Bertuzzi could also be replaced with Keith “goalie killer” Ballard

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Varlamov? Here's hoping...

by chiavsfan on Oct 12, 2011 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jiggy: You’ll win the Conn Smythe with this uniform. Trust me, I know.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Oct 12, 2011 8:25 AM MDT reply actions  

How do the shoes fit? I can fill both of them with one foot.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 12, 2011 8:35 AM MDT via iPhone app reply actions  

What’s that on your mask? Frozen yogurt?

by JP Vargas on Oct 12, 2011 8:38 AM MDT reply actions  

No, Semyon, look, this is very simple okay? Insist that you play both games this week, the fans get to say varly > andy for weeks, and then I’ll start in toronto. Just do this for me okay? I have got to have this opportunity. phaneuf must be slashed in the testicles.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 12, 2011 8:38 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

lol

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 12, 2011 8:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

OT

Journalism: http://articles.boston.com/2011-10-11/sports/30267587_1_bruins-matt-duchene-milan-lucic

Over the course of 60 minutes, the Avalanche outscored them, outchanced them, outshot them (36-30), outhustled them, and simply outplayed them.

NHL on the Fly should take a page out of Dupont’s book. According to their highlights and wrap-up, Varley stole the game.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Oct 12, 2011 9:02 AM MDT reply actions  

Interesting – and entertaning entertaining – article.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 12, 2011 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Peggy: Yesh, this Peggy.
Varly: Yeah I got some guy here claming to be you, he is trying to tell me how to stop a puck.
Peggy: What Puck?
Peggy: TRANSFER!!!

by Avalanchefan86 on Oct 12, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Giggy: “You know that loon behind the bench is never going to play me now, don’t you?”

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 12, 2011 9:13 AM MDT reply actions  

Dateline Boston, MA -

Colorado Avalanche goaltenders Semy – wait. The Colorado Avalanche have goalies?

by Andy_Joe on Oct 12, 2011 9:34 AM MDT reply actions  

Giguere: “Wanna come to my place and see…how I get Jiggy with it??”

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 12, 2011 9:55 AM MDT reply actions  

“Look Varly, let’s not make a big deal about this or anything…but can I have your autograph?”

by chedrz on Oct 12, 2011 10:18 AM MDT reply actions  

Giguere: “Can you just pull your groin already so I can play”

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 12, 2011 10:29 AM MDT reply actions  

I flagged this!

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 12, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was just going for reverse psychology. Like when someone says the Avs are going to go 82-0 and then it never happens.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 12, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s called a curse

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 12, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do get what you’re saying though

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 12, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

“At least turn hat around for head butt.”

by Andy_ on Oct 12, 2011 10:37 AM MDT reply actions  

Semi, tell no one of this… I intend to find my bride… in AMERICA.

by psyberchologist on Oct 12, 2011 12:17 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I would have liked to have seen… Montana…

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Oct 12, 2011 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol!

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Oct 12, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, this “winning” thing is new to the Avs. They may not know how to handle it.

"I cannot really hear what Jeremy says because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ear."-Patrick Roy

by brabin on Oct 12, 2011 1:50 PM MDT reply actions  

They should call Charlie Sheen.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 12, 2011 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Dude, just relax, if there’s one thing I know about this Avalanche team it’s that they will provide plenty of goal support.”

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. - Kurt Vonegut

by Paul X on Oct 12, 2011 2:00 PM MDT reply actions  

If you keep playing like this, they’ll never hire that full time goalie coach.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

“Let’s pretend. You’re Budaj, I’m Elliot.”

by JoeSacc0wn3d on Oct 12, 2011 2:12 PM MDT reply actions  

No really if we make the playoffs this year, no one will remember the nuggets

by DrunkinAvsFan on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM MDT reply actions  

or
Roy just called and told me to remind you that you are still not him.

by DrunkinAvsFan on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, booo.

If Varly wants to play lights out like Roy, that’s fine by me.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Oct 12, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

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