Mile High Hump Day Caption Thread
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“Whoa JS, An Unmitigated Disaster drafted me where? I guess I’d better pitch another shutout.”
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 12, 2011 8:23 AM MDT reply actions
or alternatively, “Sandie drafted 10 goalies and I wasn’t one of them? Here, you take my helmet, I’m just going to go over there and cry.”
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 12, 2011 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions
Giggy: Watch you’re back Bertuzzi’s on the ice.
Varly: * gives evil eye *
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
“Varley, do you realize how sweet a deal we have here? We could totally shit the bed and they’ll still think it’s an improvement.”
In Sherman we trust
by Busted Twigg on Oct 12, 2011 8:27 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
How do the shoes fit? I can fill both of them with one foot.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
by c6hor8 on Oct 12, 2011 8:35 AM MDT via iPhone app reply actions
No, Semyon, look, this is very simple okay? Insist that you play both games this week, the fans get to say varly > andy for weeks, and then I’ll start in toronto. Just do this for me okay? I have got to have this opportunity. phaneuf must be slashed in the testicles.
It's all about the O'
by SteveHouse on Oct 12, 2011 8:38 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
“JS—I don’t understand. What is this Tebow?”
Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.
by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 12, 2011 8:44 AM MDT reply actions 7 recs
lol
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 12, 2011 8:57 AM MDT up reply actions
OT
Journalism: http://articles.boston.com/2011-10-11/sports/30267587_1_bruins-matt-duchene-milan-lucic
Over the course of 60 minutes, the Avalanche outscored them, outchanced them, outshot them (36-30), outhustled them, and simply outplayed them.
NHL on the Fly should take a page out of Dupont’s book. According to their highlights and wrap-up, Varley stole the game.
I'll keep this brief.
Interesting – and entertaning entertaining – article.
The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge
by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 12, 2011 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
JS: "OK, Horton uses a snap shot blocker side. Chara will dip his left shoulder when he’s going to take the slapper, but lifts it when he’s going to fake / pass. Try to keep the glove a little lower on Lucic because his blade angle always looks like it’s top shelf but he actually likes that 7 Inch post shot. I noticed you’ve been a little deep in the paint at practice, thats going to help a lot with this team when they start to cycle the puck out of the corners. Also…
Varley: “Uhh…yes Peggy? I stop puck now?”
I'll keep this brief.
by Dario on Oct 12, 2011 9:07 AM MDT reply actions 6 recs
Peggy: Yesh, this Peggy.
Varly: Yeah I got some guy here claming to be you, he is trying to tell me how to stop a puck.
Peggy: What Puck?
Peggy: TRANSFER!!!
by Avalanchefan86 on Oct 12, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions
Giguere: “Can you just pull your groin already so I can play”
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
I flagged this!
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
by Americanario on Oct 12, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions
I was just going for reverse psychology. Like when someone says the Avs are going to go 82-0 and then it never happens.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
It’s called a curse
THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!
by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 12, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions
I do get what you’re saying though
THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!
by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 12, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Semi, tell no one of this… I intend to find my bride… in AMERICA.
by psyberchologist on Oct 12, 2011 12:17 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Believe it or not, this “winning” thing is new to the Avs. They may not know how to handle it.
"I cannot really hear what Jeremy says because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ear."-Patrick Roy
They should call Charlie Sheen.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Oct 12, 2011 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions
If you keep playing like this, they’ll never hire that full time goalie coach.
The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge
by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
or
Roy just called and told me to remind you that you are still not him.
by DrunkinAvsFan on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions

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