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Game 6 Preview: Colorado Avalanche @ Toronto Maple Leafs

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NOTE: Graphic has an error. The game is at 5 pm MT/7 pm ET.

Tonight will be bittersweet. Avs fans will get to see two of their favorites from last season show how well they're doing now. Unfortunately, they will be on the other side of the battlefield. John-Michael Liles has quickly endeared himself to the hearts of Leafs' fans for all the same things we loved him here in Colorado. Philippe Dupuis, centering Toronto's fourth line, continues to bring that blue collar work ethic every night. Both have surely put money up on the board as incentive to their new teammates to hand their old ones their first loss in this 5-game road trip.

However, that won't be the only money on a board tonight. Jean-Sebastian Giguere is returning to Toronto for his first game against the team for which he played last season and a part of the one before it. While with the Leafs, Jiggy posted a respectable .908 save % and 2.68 GAA. Choosing to go younger, however, the Leafs turned to rookie netminder, James Reimer for 2011-2012.

In what has become the Avalanche's best start since 2001, they are looking to wrap up this road trip 5-0. The Maple Leafs are fighting to go undefeated on the season. Although Toronto has won 2 of the last 3 meetings between the two teams, the Avs have the advantage of winning every game in their building since March 2004.

Hot for Toronto is Phil Kessel, who has notched 8 pts already. The Avs have received offense across the board with 5 different players tied for the most points with 4 each: Ryan O'Reilly, Ryan Wilson, David Jones, Milan Hejduk and Erik Johnson.

Here's a peak at the Leaf's projected line up for tonight:

 

Lupul - Bozak - Kessel

MacArthur - Grabovski - Kulemin

Frattin - Lombardi - Armstrong

Steckel - Dupuis - Rosehill/Brown

 

Gunnarsson - Phaneuf

Liles - Schenn/Komisarek

Franson - Komisarek/Schenn

 

Reimer

 

 

The Avs' line up is expected to remain the same with the exception of T.J. Galiardi returning in favor of Kevin Porter and, of course, Giguere in net.

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Lindstrom has looked really good the last couple of games. Kind of reminds me of when we picked up that Mueller guy from Phoenix for the end of the season a couple years ago.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 8:55 AM MDT reply actions  

They're not very similar

Mueller was a former 8th overall pick who at 19 had 22 goals and 54 points then seemed to hit a wall and regressed. He came over 1.5 years later at 21.

Lindstrom was a 2nd round pick who has 30 points in 80 NHL games. He has come over after bumping around the league (and Europe) at 27.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that because they were drafted at different spots and had different career trajectories, they can’t have the same style of play and affect on the Avs?

Okay. You would know, being a Leafs fan.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not quite sure whats up with the leafs fan dig, are you just trying to be a dick?

I was just trying to provide some context in the comparison of a 27 and 21 year old player and to try to give you reasonable expectations. But hey if you wanna be a dick have at it. Clearly I’m the troll.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

He’s saying you wouldn’t know how both have affected the Avs and whether or not they were similar because you’re not an avs fan. You just looked up some stats to say they’re different and try to make cush52 sound like an idiot when he was just displaying hope for lindstrom’s role with the team

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to make anyone sound like an idiot
try to make cush52 sound like an idiot when he was just displaying hope for lindstrom’s role with the team

Whatever happened to assume good faith? I was just trying to provide some context. Further I grew up in the heydays of Sakic/Forsberg and actually follow them a fair bit. I have always found them to be a fun team to watch and been my favourite team to watch in the West… As a matter of fact I am trying to bet other PPPers (over on PPP) that the Avs are better than they think….

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to assume good faith?

You must be new to the Internet. Welcome.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Try it, it makes life easier.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

So we were supposed to assume good faith with a fan group who’s pre-game activity historically involves starting shit on the opposing site? His is that not supposed to color our response?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

colour*

/imadick

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it really? I thought that was only in France and it’s Western Hemisphere Colony.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

if we are going to talk about things no one else uses, we should talk about the imperial system

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will travel however many kilomiles it takes to prove you are wrong to your face.

:godIhatetheimperialsystem:

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, we have worked long and hard to become England’s western colony I’ll have you know!

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Such a cheap shot. Wait, that’s just butchering the language.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

poseur

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

And also banned.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

K seriously, I haven’t participated much in this but I don’t understand how anyone has been “starting shit”, most of what’s been going on here has been pretty tame. BCapp didn’t say anything hostile, simply provided some facts to show how the players’ situations entering their time with the Avs aren’t very similar, and people freaked out.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Methinks you protest too much.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

sup?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

And you’re banned.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

How many bans is this today? It might be a record for you.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Three for me. I can do this all day.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should say it in the voice of Thor…and BOOM! Bring down the hammer!

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

BY THE HAMMER OF…………..JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Slightly Tasteful Fudge Underpants

by pra4snow on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cripes! Am I the only one that’s actually trying to get banned but not succeeding? Is a .gif all that is required to be banned around here?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not sure. Try again.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s not a .gif, it’s a .jpeg.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are correct; I thought it was just a really slow moving gif.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

it actually is a gif, but teakettles don’t do much.

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I suppose you can keep staring at it with anticipation if you want to.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice try, but I know that if I do that a scary face will pop out and make the sound of a woman screaming.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

It took me a while to recover from that, too.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

But then it will never boil!

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I offended by this racist post.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

See jared’s response. I was actually commenting because of how sick I was getting of all the protesting. If anything this makes this blog (same goes for PPP when other teams’ fans come over) a little more fun and lively for an afternoon. I don’t think any PPPers (maybe one who you banned) were making offensive or inflammatory statements, and most were backed up with evidence to make them valid.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anybody who is arguing sensibly may still post. You’ll see no comments have been deleted. Only those who resort to blatant trolling or petty cheap shots have been banned.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stereotyping much? Really read what I wrote, there was nothing inflammatory there. Other people from PPP may have done that, but really? Judging all Leafs fans and PPP readers like that?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t find anything you wrote inflammatory. I’m trying to explain where the hostility may be coming from. We’re cool.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay sounds good.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually enjoyed most of your comments. Some of your fellow PPP members, not so much.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hehehee. I like debating (I’ve been told I can come off aggressive), but its fun getting a different point of view over here.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

That kettle was pretty offensive, wasn’t it.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Same with the joke about Canadian spelling.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I hear something in the distance…IT’S THE BANHAMMER!!!

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hi, I am a PPP member and am responding to your post.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

And thank you for doing so in a non-obnoxious manner.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

it CAN be done!

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

First time for everything

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, that's it, I am now pissed the fuck off

HOW DARE YOU OFFEND THE GREATEST TELIVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME MY DILUTING THE AMAZING AND TRASCENDENT IMAGE OF THE AUTOBOTS??? NO ONE WILL EVER COMPARE TO OPTIMUS PRIME*. GET THE FUCK OUT.

*Optimus was a leader, so by virtue of that Joe Sakic does compare.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pssh

You sound like my brother in law. I’m an x-man cartoon kid!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I HOPE YOU DIE FOR NOT BEING A TRANSFORMERS FAN.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have you watched any of that stuff lately? In retrospect, I’m shocked I ever made it through life with such horrible animation holding such a respect nook in my heart.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

But all the new ones all suck. I have been watching the old ones for about a month. I still love them

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

The animation is soooooooooooooo bad. And the voice acting (especially anybody with an accent, Rogue being the worst, but Storm is pretty high on the list as well) is pretty wretched. I watch that and then I watch BTAS and can’t grapple with the reality that they occurred at the same time…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, the animation blows. And the story line of every episode is basically the same

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

The BTAS I know of is likely a very different thing than what you are talking about.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Batman the Animated Series. I am very curious what you are referring too

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too. (I’m gonna regret asking aren’t I, Red?)

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

NSFW. I’m single and have the internet, sometimes I stumble across things.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

And then save them to you bookmarks?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah, my bookmarks are all clean, surprisingly enough.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMG was BTAS awesome

Just out of this world awesome. I watch it and remember why I had so many batman action figures.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

When I was in undergrad 6 years ago

We had a res file sharing program (DC++) and I downloaded and rewatched Spiderman, X-Men, and Beast wars and Beast machines. They were all awesome!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhhh DC++

Thankfully, most of these are making their way to Netflix now

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep, DC++ was the best

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

University. Campus. Good times.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

University. Campus. Loose women.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

They are looser when you have a job and already killed your “inner-geek”. :-)

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they’re cheaper.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe you can explain to me WTF the beast versions were about then. Every time I caught an episode it made no fucking sense.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

They crash landed on a planet that didn’t allow them to stay in robot form for very long because of some energy source. So they scanned the planet for animal life they could imitate, thus allowing them to roam freely without breaking down.

It was awesome and terrible.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds mostly terrible (early 90’s computer graphics didn’t help, I’m sure).

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey now, I watched the first three seasons or so religiously.

Yes, they were terrible.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s cold in here and I was told there would be cake.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

cake == lie

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

THERE IS NO CAKE

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS THREAD...

NEEEEEEEDZ MOAR CUPCAIKS!!!!

Slightly Tasteful Fudge Underpants

by pra4snow on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

DEY TERK OUR CAKE!!!!!

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought we were going for punch and pie

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s how it came off

They’re not very similar. Here’s why:
blah blah blah
(stats that no one cares about)

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry it came off that way

But it mostly wasn’t even stats. I provided a season’s stats for each of them and then there age and draft status…

I guess I am just used to the tone on other sites where thats not considered aggressive…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously (I want to know, not trying to be a dick)

How could I have said they are not very similar and explained it without being a dick? Isn’t the whole idea of these sites to discuss these things?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

(I believe) cush was reffering to how Lindstrom seems to have found some chemistry with Duchene, just as Mueller and Fleischmann did when they came over. You could have disagreed and said you don’t see much clicking with that line and that it may not last, that Lindstrom’s good game against Ottawa was a one-and-done deal, etc.

Age, draft status, and previous years stats are imo irrelevant

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which is why

you were accused of not knowing because you’re a leafs fan, because you most likely didn’t watch the entirety of the alst two avs games, in which Lindy played

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Playing devil’s advocate, why would you have expected a Maple Leaf fan to watch those games? If you will only go on eyeball tests likely performed by the homer fanbase, then you can’t have a discussion. Stats, age, historic data, etc. are the only thing to bring to the table.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can see you thinking draft status being irrelevant (though I would disagree), but why do you think age and previous stats are irrelevant? They clearly effect future performace.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

For clarity now tha tI have read through these I was thinking of the eyeball thing as Mike mentioned. Lindstrom good player having a good season so far playing with Duchene after not having a ton of success anywhere else. I thought this was similar to Mueller when he came from Phoenix.

I wasn’t comparing previous stats because: Darcy Tucker, Chuck Kobasew, Cheechoo, Brandon Yip and various others.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s not aggressive. The tone that is implied by PPP posters is what makes it aggressive, IMO.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

What tone did I put in? I like the avs and want to discuss around here, I don’t want this coming up again, but I don’t know what tone I put in.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you had a tone either. I’m trying to explain what I perceive to be the issue, not what I have an issue with.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay well thanks for being patient with explaining it to me.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m married. Patience is required.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

…with children. You forgot that part

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Watch it, pot.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, you have nooooooooooooooo idea.

by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

SHould I laugh here?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

No.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Then I wont

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good idea. It might be funny, but Mike has the hammer.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

You still have “friend” status, then.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Much appreciated

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Disagreeing, using facts to support” is “trying to make [x] sound like an idiot” now?

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are a troll because you’re still on someone else’s game day post despite not being a fan of that team and you’ve been here for 5 hours or so.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Banter – noun 1. an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

by article1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

/plugs ears, closes eyes and stomps feet until those who disagree with me go away

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was there for about an hour and just returned about an hour after. Regardless I am engaging in discussion with fans of other teams. Thats not allowed? We have many non-leaf fans who come over to PPP relatively often…

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it’s cool.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, wrong blog.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Please, come say hi.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought Lindstrom and his line were awful for the second line.

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

The only reason I am sad that this game is on Versus, is because I don’t get to hear the Leafs TV team, who are extraordinarily entertaining.

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:02 AM MDT reply actions  

oh crap, we’re going to get Emerick and “Edzo” aren’t we? FML

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Stop it right there!

Ed Olczyk is a very nice person, easy to talk to. But he drives me nuts as an analyst

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

he is actually the lesser of the two evils there

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Agree. I don’t get the “Doc”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

He’s like a surgeon with his play-by-play calling.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

A surgeon of death

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

Awesome siggy.

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think I have them all in there now. Gotta find out if See6 agrees. I guess Weiman got into a game somewhere, and Grahame was on the bench a few times. But neither got a real “look.”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is Roenick going to talk, because I am not sure if I can handle listening to him.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Talking is all he’s ever done.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Just plug your ears with your Stanley cup rings.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Someone should say that to him on air. That would be some funny shit.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

No one ever lifts the puck out of the zone, the “Pitchfork” it out. They don’t skate through the defense, they “Scythe” through the defense. No one knocks the puck out of the air, they “Knife” it down or “Stab” it out of the air. The guy is more likely the Farmer of Death, or maybe Jack the Ripper.

I’m sure some people like his creative verb choice. I’m not one of them.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also

Soccer style is the worst way to describe kicking the puck. As if there is some other foot-connects-with-object-in-a-deliberate-motion word that wouldn’t fall under “soccer style.” It’s dumb.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

unless they do bicycle kicks with it, then that’d be awesome.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Still, Bicycle kick is a style of soccer kick, correct? See what I mean?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Depends. Last time I kicked my bicycle, I broke 2 spokes and 1 toe. I definitely did not kick it soccer style. More of a pre-merger AFL toe poke.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

That would be sickkk

…….Let’s see if EA thinks of it for NHL ’13 >_>

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Old-timey American Football style. (in soccer we call this a toe-punch)

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh. A little Doc goes a long way.

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

A little Doc goes a long way way too far.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Joe Bowen mispronouncing players names is legendary.

While up in the press box at the ACC he offered to give us a tour of the ladies bathroom for ten cents.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Joe
-Henny

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

blue collar work ethic

I bit more apropos now than it was.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:02 AM MDT reply actions  

You bit Apropos? How did he taste?

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

more apropos tastes like sushi.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Like chicken I would expect

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Frattin – Lombardi – Armstrong

That lines versus the Avs’ Thirst line seems like a total mismatch on paper. If Sacco can be smart with his changes, that might lead to a lot of chances.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:04 AM MDT reply actions  

He’s also coming off injury and doesn’t appear to be fully back yet.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

No, he’s looked fine

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess after 50+ years you either find a new team or develop a sense of humour.

by JProulx on Oct 17, 2011 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Because at MHH, 50 is different than 40

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah well, how’s your um…10 year drought going? finally hit the double digits yourselves eh?

Not so funny now is it smart guy?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

you mad bro

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Man you guys are dense.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Invective alert!!!!!!

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will have you know
I exercise constantly
Not as dense as you

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

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"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

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by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was alive for both…not for Toronto’s

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think only Mike will be the only one here can say that for Toronto. Joking big guy!

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re doing this wrong.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

DISCLAIMER: I have no idea how old you are.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sooooo why try to use it as a dis?

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

BEKUZ IS TEH INNERNETZ!!!

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

CHANGE YOUR BLOODY NAME

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look, he’s about to give up on us, just like every Andy!

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Body language.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s pure pop psychology and conjecture and you know it!

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probability of it landing properly.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

There’s a couple of seasons that didn’t happen (one of them we’re sure didn’t exist, another more recent one is being searched for. We’re not hopeful at this point), so we’re still hanging at the 8 year mark.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

And a certain time called “Valentine’s Day” whatever that is

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

What day? I’ve never heard of it.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

14th February. Avs didn't show up on time for the game, so they cancelled it.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

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by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s weird how they can cancel games 59 minutes and 59 seconds after they’ve started isn’t it?

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, in six years we can all get driver’s licenses!

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Feels like 40 years to me.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Do none of you get that elseldo is making fun of the Leafs? Seriously?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

No we get the self-deprication. Dixo was making a joke about our drought as well.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

That damn subtle Canadian sense of humour…

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Canadian sense of humour = knock knock jokes in French

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

jim carrey, mike myers, michael cera, seth rogen, russell peters, martin short, John candy…

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Masters of the knock-knock joke.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

distinct lack of Kids in the Hall

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Could not agree more.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I enjoy a lack of Kids in the Hall.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

But Lopez!!!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you even WATCH the episodes?

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Enough to know that their “humor” is not what I enjoy. To each their own.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, to each their own, of course. I happen to think you’re wrong, but given that I’m a Torontonian who grew up around the time they were producing the show, it’s possible that some of the humour is directed more specifically at my experience.
I’d urge you to give it a second try on the chance that you haven’t seen their best stuff, but if you don’t like it, you don’t like it.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

What’s infinitely strange is that there are countless Americans I come across who after learning that I’m Canadian have remarked “I love Kids in the Hall!”

…I, myself being Canadian, could care less for their humor.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Individual taste is not something that can really be quantified. I once knew a Canadian that hated hockey. Especially because that’s all people asked him about once they found out he was Canadian.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

but surely you love the Tragically Hip

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO, and before you ask, same goes for Rush.

…And I do not know “Joe” from Toronto.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

But, poutine, right?

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

and igloos

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alas, this would be a yes — to the last bite of evey artery-clogging fry!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

more importantly, Trailer Park Boys?

I love that show so much.

No soup for you!

by creamy on Oct 17, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. Love it.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, we’re allowed to make fun of our own team?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to excuse us, sorry. MHH plays most of it’s games against Wild and Calgary fans. It leaves an impression.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahaha, i also made myself a little sad in the process.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh cool, a 1967 joke. I’m impressed by your tact and genius. Surely, no regular Joe could come up with such an original or thoughtful comeback. You must work for NASA or a similar place of advanced thought.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh cool, a Leafs fan who can’t take a joke. Never seen one of you before

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

MHH: Recycling jokes since 2008*

Dates may be subject to change

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, everyone, let’s stop things from going this direction. Discourse = good. Insults = bad.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

No

Surely if I worked at NASA I would have typed “hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.”

I bow down to your intellect.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

We spawn more memes than 4chan.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’d find something else to be proud of…

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

you should see us celebrate our memes in Columbus in november, when they matter and are legal, like crosschecking.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Waffles!

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Delicious.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you guys accidentally get a guy to publicly shame himself after one of those V-Tech phone things?

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

you mean Chaim Weisswasser?

No it was public mocking of him googling himself and thinking a thread with 2 comments about him was entirely about him and demanding it be removed.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

BAM!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's the one

One of the greatest reads I’ve ever had. Shame I couldn’t remember it properly as what actually happened is way funnier >_>

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by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

that was a great, great, day.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You disagree. Okay, can I hear a counter. For me, the way the Avs’ third line has been playing is amazing and if they get consistent minutes against that line, I like their chances at getting scoring opportunities.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why? Matthew Lombardi is a solid two way center and in the past Colby Armstrong has been ranked among the best defensive forwards in hockey.

Matt Frattin has never considered that there’s two ends of the ice, sure, but I’m wondering why you guys think that third line is some sort of weak point.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also Wilson has been going best on best for the most part this season. Expect the Avs top line to see lots of Kessel-Bozak-Lupul as well as Gunnar-Phaneuf.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

But even if not I’m wondering what about Matthew Lombardi on a third line makes someone think “easy pickings”.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Beats me.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

I never said easy pickings, first off, and second off, instead of making blanket responses, how about you ask me to explain instead of assuming I call that line a bunch of scrubs.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Avs have three top lines

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Them?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

O’Reilly (26 points) – Winnik (26 points) – Landeskog (rookie) is a “top line”?

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you don’t have a birky or a burtch around, also rule 5.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

TOI supports Pyotr’s somewhat fan-boyish one-line response. Production from last year (epic tank) should be taken with a grain of salt.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

In the admittedly small sample size of this season, that line has dominated play on the ice against each team they’ve played against.

Whether or not it’s sustainable is still up for debate.

by JProulx on Oct 17, 2011 11:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s not. You’re talking about Winnik smashing his own personal best in attempted shots by 80 or more and Landeskog having the 4th most total shots in a season by a rookie…..ever.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not impossible

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keep the dream alive!

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

likewise

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

#Bozak

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bah, leave Bozak alone, he’s fine now that he’s not being asked to be a #1C.

(looks at expected lines)

Hey guys, erm, what happened to that?

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by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

I believe that the 2012 version of the Curse of Connelly.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Connolly’s hurt. We know Bozak isn’t a first line player.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tim Connolly happened

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by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Connolly bein’ Connolly

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

If and when Connolly gets healthy and Lombardi gets into game shape, Bozak is probably either our 3rd or 4th line C.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Their pace from a statistics perspective is unrealistic, sure. But whether or not they can maintain a dominant level of play is debatable.

It’s also risky to ignore streaks. When a line has been clicking, it is risky to assume that they’ll suddenly stop clicking. Of course they will have to hit a road bump eventually, but there is rarely evidence one way or another as to when their chemistry will die out.

by JProulx on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Leaf third line this season: 1g (1 SH,GW) 1a 2pts -4 PIM 4 Shots 13
Avalanche third line this season: 3g (1 SH, 1 GW) 7a 10pts -2 PIM 4 Shots 38

In the long term maybe there’s a difference but its pretty obvious which line is doing better so far and is currently on a hot streak. Its the same reason we should be more wary of Phil Kessel right now than we have been in the past. He was good in the past, but nowhere near as good as he is right now. Therefore our 3rd line currently> your 3rd line currently. Ummmm… yeah.

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by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Kessel will tell Stastny, “Hey Paul, remember last year when I got picked right after you at the All-Star Game and won a car and you didn’t get anything? Good times.”

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit, I’ve not watched the Leafs so far this season. Just please, all you Leafs fans, don’t underestimate our 3rd line. They’ve looked amazing, and chemistry is a funny thing. They have it. Good things have been happening for them.

This debate on who’s 3rd line is better should probably be put on hold until after tonight’s game when both sides know a little more about the issue.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can under estimate all they want.

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, two partial top lines and a really young one.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or why a third line of Landeskog – O’Reilly – Winnik is suddenly going to start peppering the opposition with shots. Or even why the opposing third lines would ever be matched up against each other.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think you’ll enjoy watching the Avs tonight, obviously for the first time this year.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have you seen the play of Landy-O"Reilly-Winnik?

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re aware that both Colby Armstrong and Matthew Lombardi are 40pt+ players who are defensively responsible right?

No one’s saying Landeskog and friends are bad players but hoping that a rookie and two guys who barely combined for 50 points last year will get matched up against NHL vets who know how to play both ends of the ice is weird.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

So all that matter is how players played last year and not how they have been playing recently?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

He’s not at all. Our PP sucks and he hasn’t done shit for it yet.

But he’s worth a 2nd.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

He possibly worth more. But then again, there’s an argument that a girl is only as good looking as the guy she’s with. So, Liles is really only worth a 2nd because no one else, that we know of, offered more.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ya, which is actually going to suck because if we’re not looking competitive by February, Burke is going to try to ship him off to a contender… and it seems like no one else out there is willing to pay anything for him soooooooo

hello walking as a UFA

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Part of the issue in Colorado was Liles having a partial NTC. So I don’t know if it still applies in Toronto, but it might affect his value for you as well.

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by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe he lists 10 teams he’ll accept a trade to at the beginning of the season.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. Just wasn’t sure if that still applies, or if his teams are different now, etc. I’m sure at least one of the teams is off the list. :-)

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by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahah

Most of these clauses have a date in the year where you choose the list. I am pretty sure that doesn’t change with trades. Could be wrong.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably not. I guess since it was the off season he could probably pick a new list. Wonder which is the new team….Colorado?

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by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahah probably.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which he had to make before the trade to Toronto, so that list currently has 9 other teams on it, and I’m assuming Colorado isn’t one.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just checked cap geek its 18 teams he can say no to so that means 12 teams are a yes. By saying 18 he says no to (not 11/12 yes) it means that Colorado would likely be on teh list, weirdly enough.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting. i thought it was a list of acceptable, not a list of unacceptables.

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by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can go both ways (hehehe). I really have no idea why it would be worded one way vs the other.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Liles

Went from being a good PP QB who is a little suspect defensively, to a good PP QB who is a little suspect defensively.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe you guys should stop living in the past

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Boston probably felt the same way.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s not about the number of shots….but the quality.
I also believe the term that was used was scoring chances.

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don’t even try to argue this.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

.It’s not about the number of shots….but the quality

I’m pretty sure you guys don’t have Alex Tanguay any more.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair Chemmy...

I have doubts Colby Armstrong is ever going to be a 40pt player again.

I don’t doubt Landeskog will get a goal tonight, since every rookie ever gets a goal in his first game in Toronto. But I have a hard time imagining the Frattin-Lombardi-Armstrong line giving up a ton of quality chances against any other team’s 3rd line, let alone the Avs.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

23 in 50GP last year is on pace for 37.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yeahhh you’re right, I looked at his pts total and totally forgot he missed lots of time last year. Ok, perhaps he does get there again.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

37 isn’t 40 smart guy!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least not on Altitude

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because 30 is different than 40?

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Darn right

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is a much difference response than the previous condescension. Maybe I am overrating the 3rd line or underrating your 3rd line. Based upon the play I have seen, that is my analysis.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

plus hes a dirty motha

I would hate to have to clear a puck out with him behind me

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Small sample size and all, but the Landeskog-O’Reilly-Winnik line has been getting chances against good lines all season so far.

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

They wouldn’t be “suddenly starting” to shoot bro.

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by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry, so responding to my comment is somehow beneath you? I like their chances because that line has been playing amazingly and they have been getting some wacky combinations.

As for Lombardi, of the games I have watched he still looks a bit sluggish and I think that fact makes him play at less than his top skill level. Ergo, if the Avs’ 3rd line plays minutes against his line, I like the odds of LandO’Winnick getting some scoring opportunities.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re right about Lombardi not being up to his top speed or fitness level yet, but he’s still already the 2nd or 3rd fastest forward on the Leafs and we have a lot of guys who can skate. You’re also probably completely unaware of how defensively responsible the rookie Matt Frattin has been for us so far. I don’t doubt that Landeskog will get a goal tonight though, by virtue of the fact that every NHL rookie scores a goal the first time they face Toronto.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have you watched the Lando play against Detroit, Boston, and Columbus?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen his highlights. What exactly is your point?

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Highlights are clippings that do not give the whole picture of how well that line has been playing. Watch the game and I think you’ll be surprised.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

1. You don’t know anything about the Leafs roster. You’d be better served to take your own advice and consider who you’re facing before prognosticating about the performance of your prized 3rd line.

2. I literally could not give less of a damn about watching Avs games beyond the highlights.

Jeez, and people say Leaf fans over-hype their rookies…

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Two of those players are not rookies.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

But they’re both 20 years old and haven’t done anything in the NHL yet. They might as well be rookies for the sake of this discussion.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

While I agree with some of your points so far, O’Reilly has played 140 NHL games.

Winnik has played in 287 NHL games.

The only rookie is Landeskog, and he was the most NHL ready player in the draft.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

this amuses me

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m glad. I like when people are amused.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

O’Reilly has by far been the best player on the team, notwithstanding Varlamov

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or the non-seamless glass.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you guys have a pool on who’s groin snaps first? I’d probably go with Giguere.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yikes

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

have you met our other goalie, Comrade Crucial Ligament?

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Varlamov has had recurring groin issues as well. I’m not trying to be mean here, but you guys picked up the two goalies with probably the two weakest groins in the NHL.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

True, and you’re still being mean.

How’s Timmy working out for you?

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

stop being mean guys :( :( :(

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

bring back Tesa Voskala!

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, does anybody know where he is? I hear Dallas needs netminders for their AHL team.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

2second tier in Finland i believe

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep – Temporo. Aatikkalio (or whatever) is backing him up.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our guy?

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yep

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

We really need a goalie coach…

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I live in ontario

you should have seen the way the leafs fans talked about that plug like he was the next coming of whatever you worship

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m in Ontario too. I see lots of Leafs games.

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by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

They seem to have quite the gathering up where I am.

Them and the Habs are like the crips and the bloods, with the lowely sens fans in the middle

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course they exist.

It’s the Florida Panthers fans that are just figments of the imagination.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah but they cant wear their colors or they get shot at

and have no way of defending themselves because they are a joke

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haw

The baby stars goaltenders were soooooooo bad on saturday

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by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just read the recap. Sounds like the whole team was pretty bad…

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’d say Brandon Yip but that injury won’t happen until he’s traded to Pittsburgh.

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by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

For Crosby!

lol

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

And a third. Let’s be reasonable here.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was referring to Landeskog as the over-hyped rookie, I’m aware that O’Reilly/Winnik/whoever else is on that 3rd line have all played in the NHL before. They’re still entirely unproven both as individual players and as a line though.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Landeskog is over-hyped?

I think not. He looks like a vet out there, nothing to over hype.

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

My point is

Regardless of how well he has played, he’s 5 games in. If he had scored 10 goals already I would still be saying, he’s only 5 games in.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Landeskog looks good, but the fact is that lines of super young kids don’t play defense generally and don’t drive the play.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody watches the thirst line and says they don’t play defense

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s definitely not true of O’Reilly. He spent the last two seasons as a defensive specialist for the club was was generally impressive, despite.. you know.. the Avs sucking. He’s in the running for Captain.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

generally

Yes, generally.

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by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

But not this time. Specifically.

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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s three games. Have you watched Matt Lombardi’s NHL career? What about defensively responsible 50pt players makes you think “our rookies are going to run these guys over”?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bloody hell. I am not insulting Lombardi. You can attribute as many false quotations to me as you want, but I said they would get scoring chances and I think a good amount of them.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure “they will get a good amount of scoring chances” means you think they will be facing sub-par competition.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or they are going to play really well and based upon their play I would envision a scenario where they outplay their competition if they go head to head with that line.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’ll see tonight why we love our thirst line so much

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why do you think a rookie and two sub 30 point players will generate a good amount of scoring chances against defensively responsible NHL veterans?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE THEY’VE DONE IT THREE TIMES ALREADY! GEEZ

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do love some good mockery.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

But if you’re gonna mock us, do it right.

BECAUSE THEY’VE DONE IT THREE FIVE TIMES ALREADY! GEEZ

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except someone above referred specifically to three games as the example of how well that line has been playing.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, I referenced them playing well in 3 games and asked if you had watched them so you can clearly assess their skill level.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what I just said? You referred specifically to their play in three games?

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

No one is disputing that Landeskog et al are going to become good NHL players. But to assess where they’re at as a line or try to predict how they will do from game to game, after only 5 games so far, is futile.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right, they will come back to earth, of course they will. But based on their play, and this road trip, I think they will continue their very very strong play.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re right. We should totally not be excited and trumpet players on OUR TEAM on OUR BLOG.

It’s only logical after all.

Everybody in this thread (PPP and MHH) needs to take a giant dose of shut the fuck up or it’ll get real boring around here real quick. I’ll tolerate stupid, but I won’t tolerate trolls.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you really think anyone in this thread (MHH or PPP) is trolling? Seems like regular hockey talk (with the requisite amount of sarcasm).*

*If you think this comment is me trolling, just ban me permanently so I can save myself the aggravation of commenting about hockey here ever again.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Most of my troll comments have been from MHH’s actually. The immediacy of 40 year old Leafs jokes, Kessel’s All-star pick, etc. was what pissed me off.

I also took exception to the “we’re smarter than you vibe” from both sides of the conversation.

The “you don’t know because you don’t watch us” thread about third lines was equally culpable from both groups and wasn’t going anywhere. Discussions are awesome, pointless internet arguments are a waste of bandwidth.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kessel’s All Star pick isn’t trolling, it was funny.

i don’t think anyone takes the ASG seriously.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should be clear: I consider trolling anything that is designed to elicit a response that has nothing intrinsically valuable about it. That includes all conversation about the ASG.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d ban you if I could.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You don’t have the rebound control to ban him.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You just had to go there, didn’t you Dave? XD

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by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was wondering when someone would bring that up.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That includes all conversation about the ASG.

ha.

also:

nothing intrinsically valuable about it

that constitutes 90% of my posts…

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

that constitutes 90% of my posts…

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by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

so this is what it feels like….when doves cry!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, it only hurts the first time.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

And 99.9% of the summer-time threads around these parts. #FuckAugust

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

We can’t be hurt by comments about the ASG, we’ve fully embraced Kessel’s social awkwardness and we love him for it.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

We already posted the socially awkward picture of Kessel, but that might be in another post.

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by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about prodding jibbles until his condescension machine starts up?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Based on the past 5 games.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the past five games the Avs third line has had the lowest Corsi Rel QoC on the team. They play sheltered minutes (which is a good idea with young players developing).

Going against Lombardi and Armstrong is not sheltered minutes.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahaha rec’d

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey it takes mroe than 1 comment to change colours here, another thing you have over HEOTP

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

compared to the other two lines it is.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I flagged this because of Corsi.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me too. Got to put a stake in the heart right away.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Next thing you know they will start referencing lists from that other website, what is it blue and gold or something like that.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

You guys apparently really don’t like corsi and copper’n’blue over here. May I ask why?

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

IIRC it’s mainly because back in 2010 one of their main guys wanted to tell us that the Avs were the worst team to ever make the playoffs, that it was nothing but 82 games of luck because the Corsi stats were too damn high.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

You will hear all about how it’s because our demise was predicted last year and we went “LALALA NOT LISTENING!!!” but, the exact same prediction was made the year before, and the Avs made the playoffs, which was inconceivable because the numbers, they no lie. Or something.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

?

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Long running joke.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sheltered minutes. Wow. We must have a lot of those.

O’Reilly TOI: 19:25, 15:27, 19:29, 18:23, 15:00
Landeskog TOI: 19:14, 16:22, 16:04, 17:06, 16:03
Winnik TOI: 21:36, 18:34, 18:08, 17:50, 16:05

Plus they were the line out there for pretty much the entire third period of the Columbus game when we needed a goal. They were the line that got said goal with :40 left in the game. They’ve been played against top lines, and have actually been our most consistently solid line so far.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Posting how long someone was on the ice is in no way relevant to a discussion about sheltered minutes.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I need garlic and hemlock. STAT.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, this game IS as good a time as any for him to break out and get some points and all:

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by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying that they’ve been used in a lot of different situations and have logged a lot of ice time. I have a hard time believing that all of it has been sheltered.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sheltered is about the opposition against whom they played. Getting a lot of time against lower-tiered players is called being sheltered. It does make a difference when arguing skill.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yay for whom.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

=) I’m all about proper preposition usage.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you understand what sheltered minutes means? Its not about total amount of minutes its about who its against and where they are occurring. For a great example of a team sheltering minutes intelligently look at the Penner-Getzlaf-Perry line on the Ducks’ cup winning team.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not to be a drag, but O’Reilly, Winnik and Landeskog are hardly playing sheltered minutes. 2/3 of their faceoffs are in the defensive zone so far this season

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love when our resident stat nerd shows up to drop some numbers on people. #irony.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Their zone start isn’t soft, but their competition still is. Copy-pasted from where I wrote it on PPP:

  • Columbus – Vermette, Atkinson (recently sent down), and Brassard. At the 13 minute mark, you can see they’ve got a short shift against Nash/Carter/Prospal. Given that Columbus had last change, I’d bet that they were pulled off the ice to avoid being played against Columbus’ top line, though they do a full shift at 26 and 29, and score against Nash at 59. http://www.timeonice.com/default.html?GameNumber=20034&submit=Go

These aren’t even stats – the truth is, they haven’t been spending much time facing the top lines of other teams.

One of the things I did notice, though, was that they scored against Nash and Spezza while they happened to be on the ice together. I bet that’s where this mistaken information is coming from.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am okay where this is about to go.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, in summary, they’re facing average to above NHL players, mostly starting in their own zone, and yet still pretty much dominating.

Again, I don’t think the Frattin-Lombardi-Armstrong line is a mistmatch for them, or that they would necessarily dominate them. But I’m not so sure that it would be dominance the other direction either. It’s hard to tell on small sample sizes and all (and with 2/3 Avs regulars on that line being under 20 etc) but I don’t think the fans of either team is giving the lines in question nearly enough credit.

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we need some sort of wager

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wager a dozen doughnuts that if Toronto’s 3rd line is better tonight, Mike will close the thread.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wager a dozen doughnuts a family sized box of Eggos that if Toronto’s 3rd line is better tonight, Mike will close the thread.

Fixed. I mean, c’mon! Has to be waffles.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was trying not to start anything.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, they’re all good on the waffles jokes. In fact, I do believe it was PPP that started it.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

See, there you go. Pointing teh finger.*

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by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

reference for the inside joke?

Or do I need to bring some Chicken for the waffles?

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by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

See here for waffle awesomeness (mostly just can down the pictures)

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw it. I hope that Pug didn’t get sixk.

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by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the sauce.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it should be their waffles vs our cupcakes for the bet

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Great News PPPers!

Tonight we feast!

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by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bozak for Stastny

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

THE Bozak.

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by Tony Trujillo on Oct 17, 2011 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Think of all the puns you could make. Bozakly!

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

you wish!

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

They'd have the highest TOI, too.

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by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

* They've had.

Wut.

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by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

FWIW

I liked Lombardi, he actually put me over, and helped me win a fantasy league a few years ago. And I think the Leafs third line will play well, but I can’t imagine that the third line will be going against our third line. It rarely works out that way. Even if Sacco wanted this, Leafs get the last change.

I really do like the Avs third line, and I think you’ll be surprised at the chances they can create.

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by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Correct. Avs fans shouldn’t be picking out lines that their third line will dominate, they should be praying that third line doesn’t see Kessel.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, you can tell me what I should and should not analze?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re a sensitive fellow, aren’t you?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

This thread is coming decidedly close to getting shut the fuck down. I will then ban anybody with a PPP membership for the duration of the game and reinstate afterword. I’ll also trim the MHH roster accordingly.

GET ALONG OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you. Jesus.

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by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooooo you sound like our weekday dad.

wanna borrow admin bot 3000 for a while?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ignore these guys

dont shut down and ruin the thread for the rest of us, just kick out the s**t disturbers.

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is anyone actually upset? I’m laughing.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t part of the mass banning the habs guys did, so ihave a clean record, will that work in my favour?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this kind of bickering happens between fellow leaf fans at PPP on a daily basis.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, wtf? Nobody has to take this seriously. 3/4 of the posts have been completely half-hearted jokes.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

The problem is you guys dont use enough charts.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

We don’t need charts, we have Peter McNab’s expectations.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nhlcheapshot’s charts are pretty epic

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate math. Charts are math. Thus, I hate charts.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

charts can be fun though.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for HIMYM reference.

Love that show.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im enjoying this so much I dont want it being shut down lol

Its like trying to calm the Gods because of rain or something…. I must appease thee oh great moderators!

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree completely and believe you are wrongheaded and misguided

5/8 of the posts have been 11/17 hearted.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothing I say has heart. I am an attorney. I have no heart. Malachi is a dick.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Admittedly.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Go back to PPP.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

What did I do?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

…doesn’t see Kessel.

There’s an all-star draft joke waiting here.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, SoS was taking second to last.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m in love with post-ASG Kessel. Love.

Last pick? No problem!

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

A former 53 point center, known for his defensive game and being one of the fastest guys in the league (Lombardi) and a defensive checking winger who can put up 15 G and 35-40 points (Army). You think they will be lit up by who?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you’re a little too late to the party, bud.

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by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do too.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Leaf third line this season: 1g (1 SH,GW) 1a 2pts -4 PIM 4 Shots 13
Avalanche third line this season: 3g (1 SH, 1 GW) 7a 10pts -2 PIM 4 Shots 38

In the long term maybe there’s a difference but its pretty obvious which line is doing better so far and is currently on a hot streak. Its the same reason we should be more wary of Phil Kessel right now than we have been in the past. He was good in the past, but nowhere near as good as he is right now. Therefore our 3rd line currently> your 3rd line currently. Ummmm… yeah.

Figured I’d post this again in case you didn’t read it before. If you go by on the past then half the players on every team are duds. Use current statistics.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

sounds good to me.

Extra fun goodness brought to you by the power of tiny sample sizes.

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

by WHOM. Grammar people, grammar.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grammar, people, grammar.

FTFY

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

No. We need more “grammar people” around here to do their jobs being gramma Nazis. Too many dropped m’s.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gramma needs a Nazi? I think she’s a nice lady.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except when she brings the country gramma.

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that line sucks...

2010-2011 Stats:

Clarke MacArthur 21g 41a 62p -3
Mikhail Grabovski 29g 29a 58p +14
Nikolai Kulemin 30g 27a 57p +7

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

All of whom would have at least tied for second in scoring on your team. What a bunch of scrubs.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

No silly! Most of them would have been injured for at least 2/3 of the year like everyone else not named Duchene or Jones was!

Ugh. Last year. So many painful memories.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

They all played 82 games last year

Nobody on our team did that.

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Duchene played 80. Stastny 74.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Duchene outscored all those guys

on a pathetic excuse for a team that had almost no healthy forwards while basically trying to lose the last 25 games.

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

while basically trying to lose the last 25 games tanking like nobody’s business.

Fixed.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Crap! You get the idea.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you mean

actually losing the last 25 games, as opposed to trying.

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanted to reflect the actual effort they put forth towards their losses. They worked at it. The Tank.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Here are your top players by PPG last year

First off note that # 1,3,6 and 8 are gone and 3 and 8 were gone during the year.

So MacArthur’s 0.76, Grabovski’s 0.72, and Kulemin’s 0.70 . Would all have been # 4 on your team (right behind Duchene, Stastny, and Hejduk).

If you look by GPG, you have lost players 1 and 2 (2 being gone during the year). Kulemin’s 0.37 would have been FIRST on your team, Grabovski’s 0.36 would have been tied for first, MacArthur’s 0.26 would have been 5th.

So playing 82 GP really didn’t inflate their stats over Avs players all that much…

Cheers

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jesus, this is not happening on MHH. This is not hfboards.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

they just bought us. sorry.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry? What did I do wrong. I provided point per game and goal per game stats. Please tell me what is not liked here and I will try to refrain but I am not sure what I did. I in no way insulted clearly awesome players (Duchene, Stastny, Hejduk, etc). I was merely trying to point out that calling our second line underwhelming and then claiming their success was based purely on being healthy was silly…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Care to explain?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

So it’s still Lindy and Chuck on the top mid 2?

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 9:12 AM MDT reply actions  

VS

Will that mean that the game is blacked out for GCL users? I don’t have extended cable and don’t wanna have to go to the local bar (MI) to watch the Avalanche, locals won’t be pleased…

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by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 9:15 AM MDT reply actions  

Yup, GCL will not have this one

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what Canada will do

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wear funny hats and talk with an accent.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wipe out the Baldwins?

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wipe with the Baldwins?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

ALL the Baldwins are dead?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting on an apology for Bryan Adams.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

And that bitch Anne Murray, too.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

We need an apology for Celine Dion…..

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Really, you can have celine dion back, and I don’t think Colin Mochrie has had our beer if he has to apologize for it.

1554 FTMFW

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll put Moosehead up against any old crap coors light any day. Both countries can fail at beer if they’d like… But the US has the best variety in the entire world, and a significant percentage of the best beers period.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Coors Light isn’t beer, its sex in a canoe.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

So is Moosehead. Except it’s worse. It’s sex in a canoe… with a skunk.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I would ever be f**king close to water with a skunk.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, if you have ever had a beer in a green or clear bottle, (except for Miller, but that is another story) you’ve been close enough.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds like we are on the same page then.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

IMO 1554 is fantastic and by far NB’s best beer.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wholeheartedly endorse this opinion.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed, though they are an overrated brewery.

/still on protest until they bring back Skinny Dip

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spring time is just around the corner. Unless you’re here in Seattle. Then it’s never.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed somersault for a summer session beer.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of digging the Hoptober, and I’m not much for the hoppy beers.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s bad, but I don’t consider that to be very hoppy.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably why I like it.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

What do you think of their sour ales?

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I doubt if I would like them. I’m kind of a “regglar” beer guy. Light, crisp, beers. I’ve grown thick-skinned from being ridiculed for drinking things like Bud and Coors a lot. I do like an awful wide variety of beers, but more times than not, I’m drinking the boring stuff.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that. I didn’t like beer until someone handed me a Guiness Extra stout. Then a beer snob was born.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh. Very underwhelming.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think that’s what I like about a summer beer. Easily drinkable, not too much of any particular thing. Probably why I drink the occasional macro brew in the summer, too.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Macro brews are all about quantity – both in production and consumption. If I’m not looking to taste the beer on its way down, give me a Bud.

Otherwise O’Dell’s 90 Shilling, please.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy hellfire – I’ve been away from Colorado for too long, and haven’t even thought about 90 Shilling in years. I love that stuff.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was weaned on 90, among other great beers.

And actually, the macrobrewers have some very knowledgeable people working for them, and are extremely talented brewers. Not their fault people like to buy shit beer.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

No question there. It takes a lot of know-how to make a pale beer that consistent. They do some remarkable things to bring piss to the masses.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

where are you brewing?

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Excellent choice. You win my vote.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ve never tried this…

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Coors light

don’t waste your time.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Proof

http://www.worldbeercup.org/10WWinnersExcelReadOnly.xls

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice to see at least one Iowa brewery on there. I’ll have to pick up one of their Vienna Style Lagers to give it a try.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends if you are in the broadcast area of the Leafs or not.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Damn rules

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoo hoo, being in Vancouver finally pays off!!

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Go celebrate the Vancouver way.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Torch some shit, and make out with a chick in the street?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

We have a very diverse selection of chicks. Most of the bitch variety though…

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait,

you mean Vancouver isn’t in the Leafs broadcast zone? Are you sure?!

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Vancouver runs on it’s own center of the universe god complex…the Canucks can do no wrong here…

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Kalamazoo MI

Don’t feel like going to a bar but I will if I HAVE to.

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ah Kalamazoo MI

My fondest memory is of a toilet sitting on a street corner that a business used as an open/closed sign. That was the road where we turned to get to my sisters place.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can always find an online stream if its that bad.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

probably my course of action. again.

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

When I go onto gamecenter for this game, it says waiting for video feed, which means they’ll have it (usually it says blacked out even before the game starts), but I guess that could change

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Mine does that too, but I’m in the Toronto market.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Guess I probably got my hopes up for no reason

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nah, you might still get it. I don’t know where RSI broadcasts.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jeff Carter with a hairline fracture in his foot… Columbus catching no breaks.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 9:52 AM MDT reply actions  

sounds like they caught one…

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

HIIIOOOOO!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m happy with the way this team is playing. They’re working extremely hard, and that’s how they are winning. And if players don’t work hard, they don’t play. Sacco and the coaching staff are doing a great job.

However, and I said this long ago, if the front office was relying on Mueller being a top 6 forward, and didn’t plan for his absence based on his injury history, they were being extremely short sighted and cheap, and it will absolutely bite them in the ass as the season wears on. We’re still at least 2 top tier wingers away from being really legit. I hope that the front office realizes this AND has the financial flexibility to do something about it.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 10:02 AM MDT reply actions  

They brought in Linsdtrom for cheap.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lindstrom is, of course, how his named is properly spelled.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yep. For cheap. Enos’ middle name. Enos “for cheap” Kroenke. I’m glad he has Hoodie Junior to f*k up his football team.

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by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, did you want an expensive backup plan?

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

If Mueller is done for the season and Lindstrom does not pan out, I think someone will be brought in if this team is in the playoff hunt. They need to make the playoffs this year, or be damn close, for their moves to make sense and their business model to succeed. If either of those is threatened, Enos will be forced to spend money to prevent a regression.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Enos will be forced to spend money to prevent a regression.

Sadly, he wasn’t bothered last year

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by Nemesis44UK on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

The model was different. He was still amassing the core which now includes Johnson, Varly, and Landeskog. My model has him past the threshold of tanking and now must spend money.

If I am wrong and if soemthing happens and he lets the team tank, my model is completely wrong and I will post a complete apology for being his defender and admit that I was entirely disillusioned.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I sure hope you’re right, because the alternative is to roll with Porter and call up Stoa until Yip or Olver are healthy. And that option has “here we go again” written all over it.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Avs have shown they are not doing that anymore. Trading Cumiskey, benching Hunwick and Porter. It is a different team and a different attitude form managment. Last year they play those guys, this year, not so much and only in dire situations. If Mueller, Lindy, and Gali are done, I firmly believe the Avs pull a trade.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

The price, (though this only affects the Caps at this point and the reputation of Sherman), for failure this season is grave.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Which means, I believe, that Enos will not risk that. He and Sherman will smartly spend their way out if need be.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate me? And the success of the Avalanche? Reading your post made me shudder.

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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was arguably part of the plan last year.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’ve been reading my newsletter.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I find it informative and very well priced.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I find it speculative, but refreshingly white knightish and positive.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

I remember you saying that last season

And I remember me agreeing with you. This whole season is a big bag of “what-ifs,”

If Ninja Spider can stay healthy
If Mueller doesn’t get concussed again.
If Mueller is the same player after damn near 18 months out.
If Landeskog can hack it in the big show etc

Once you start dipping into LEM to fill half your roster, you are screwed. Problem is, I don’t see any FAs worth having and with this team, I don’t want to see anyone go in a trade either.

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by Nemesis44UK on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Problem is, I don’t see any FAs worth having and with this team, I don’t want to see anyone go in a trade either.

Yeah, that’s the stark reality. No easy targets. Not to say nothing will happen, but it doesn’t look to be an (relatively) easy task.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Aside from Dumont, who is unsigned, there is no one. I think Semin is the big fish among a few others who might play their way out.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

It was pointed out in another thread by a Caps fan, Washington isn’t likely to do anything to help out the Avs this season. So if it’s Semin, it’ll be over the offseason.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree. I am speaking about the off-season.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Of course at the trade deadline we’ll pretty much know it the pick will be lottery of higher. The only thing Semin could help at that point is actually playoff positioning….

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Unless McPhee is, in fact, a dick. All indications point to “yes”.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dick or not, it’s entirely in his interest to not help the Avs this year.

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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

FA’s for next season? Semin, Boyes, Huselius, Hemsky, Doan, Grabovsky, Gaustad are all guys who could help this team

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think Huselius would be a cheap good solid pickup. Not a long term answer mind you…but I think he two way game is strong as well.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would love Doan, Grabovsky, Huselius or Boyes.

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

You like Boyes that much?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:33 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there

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How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Damn he’s sharp for this early in the morning…

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Said at 10:35 AM MDT

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why are you diluting the compliment?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Grabovsky is the name that sticks out to me.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

he’s probably the best there, but also least likely to reach ufa

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How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately. I’d be all about Grabo in the unipron

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

he would look great with stazzer

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grabovsky is the name that sticks out to me.

Please, let’s try to at least get our spelling in line.

All together now:

“Grabovski, Grabovski”

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

He seems like a pretty cool guy from the Puck Daddy article I read on him last month.

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by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I always cross Grabovski and Dubinsky for some reason.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually I really doubt Huselius plays out this season in Columbus. I dont see them making the playoffs (never understood why any hockey media did) and they are surprisingly close to the cap, he’ll be a deadline deal

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Because Rick Nash was to unleash the full power of his talent behind Jeff Carter. That was the consensus I believe…

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

ya…. but that still leaves steve mason

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

So far he’s following the career trajectory set by Raycroft…

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by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

$4.75M this season is cheap?

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

cheap as in trade cost.

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How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t he’ll make that much next year…at least I hope not. And what Cole said.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

My wonder is if Hunwick will be traded in a package for a depth winger. UFA for UFA. Need for need.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

What about Calgary…is there anyone on their roster we can get that’s worth getting?

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

is there anyone on their roster we can get that’s worth getting

really? i mean, Hunwick for Tanguay or Iginla i guess

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by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would love to see Tanguay for Hunwick and would be a steal except maybe the age thing. Tanguay still has more talent then Hunwick ever will have. There is no way Calgary is giving up Iginla for that cheap.

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by Light the Lamp on Oct 17, 2011 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tanguay has a huge cap hit. Highly doubt the Avs would go for that.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not sure that the burned bridges have been repaired either.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Always surprises me. We’ve had the technology to build bridges from non-flammable materials for decades.

by JProulx on Oct 17, 2011 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think so either.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Joe Sakic to the rescue?

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's cap room

Actually paying the bill is another matter though.

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by Light the Lamp on Oct 17, 2011 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

They just signed him to an extension?

I’m all for pipe dreams, but at least make either

a) realistic, or

b) entertaining

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tanguay signed a 5-year 17.5 million deal (3.5 million cap hit/year)

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Which is my point.

If we are going to name trade targets, at least make them entertaining or realistic. Tanguay is neither at this point.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Besides, didn’t we learn last year that bringing back former Avs, even if they were really really really well liked, doesn’t always end up well?

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Have you won my bet for me with Malachi yet?

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Laughing so hard builds up a thirst.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I want to flag this.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I just did.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

me too

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love Forsberg. So much. He’s my favorite player, even more than Johnson. And I’m so glad we brought him back last year. I really am. But… it’s time to move on.

Foppa <3.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not an appropriate comparison. If I’m Sherm et al and knew exactly how that would play out before OK’ing the deal, I would’ve done it anyway. Still would today.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re dead to me.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

You liked Yeller that much?

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair, there wasn’t a whole lot of help in FA when it came to LWers this season. I want to see the Avs spend money, but only if there’s soemone available, and there wasn’t last season. I agree, they’ve been extremely short-sided up until this point (The one aside to this is that they probably could have gone after Simon Gagne and still been ok.)

That said, it looks like the avs are loaded in the “Young D” camp, if Mueller doesn’t work out it may be best to trade Cumiskey and a 4th to bring in a 30G wiinger.

That sai, the LW market for next season’s FA looks to be pretty good. I’d be really upset if the Avs didn’t make a run at one, unless Mueller, Kobasew, Lindstrom and Landeskog all work out perfectly.

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would’ve loved Simon Gagne…but if I had the choice between the Avs and Kings…it’d take the Kings as they are the darkhorse to win the cup.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Win.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

(that’s the joke)

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I get it, but I like yours better.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

agree

The Avs should just trade Forsberg.

(see, not funny)

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by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Poor Jibble

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think they’re lying to make us feel bad for not getting a joke that doesn’t exist.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm, what about AK? He has the skill…maybe not the work ethic if reports are true.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Pretty good because of Semin, Parise and Hemsky? Doubt any of them hit free agency.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

But as of now they are unsigned, hence why we are discussing them as a possibility.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Semin can’t sign until January because he’s on a one year deal. Or something like that. Someone who knows better please correct me. But I know he can’t sign until January.

by vtcapsfan99 on Oct 17, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Avs don’t need an Ovechkin, they need someone who can capably handle themselves on a top-6 role. There’s plenty of them in there.

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not that I’d mind having Ovie, of course.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Every team needs an Ovie.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will pass

I would rather have a lot of guys over that weasel

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really? I can think of a few wingers, but not “a lot”. Who are you thinking of? i can only say Parise and Nash off the top of my head.

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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nash?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, I’d rather have Ovie, but if someone wanted Nash instead of Ovie, at least he’s pretty damn good.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

There are probably no wingers in teh league I would rather have.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dont like his attitude. Add patrick sharp to the list

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

20 Cent?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

His attitude to me is very much “I want to win”. His playing style is closer to Foppa than anything I’ve seen since… well, Foppa. Don’t know too much about off ice stuff.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

foppa wasnt a weasel

who was more about theatrics then playing. Its the jumping into the boards after goals and running guys from behind that I cant stand.

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. Foppa was definitely not a weasel.

Fuck the Red Wings.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

He doesn’t back check the way Foppa did, but the differences in their game styles are probably more to do with positions (C vs W) than anything else. I see the comparison for sure.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

In skill, playing style....yes

In being an asshole, not so much

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why does ours have to be an “Olvie”

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think he meant “Ogaltorpe”

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

He’s been banned.

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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good news on Mueller.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:25 AM MDT reply actions  

Mirtle and LeBrun are reporting Mueller is available for the game but being kept out to rest some more.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

so was this all conditioning? Dater made it sound like there was something underlying…. maybe they’re just playing it safe?

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dater is a rampant pessimist. It’s his nature and he thinks the worst.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

to be fair, they didn’t reveal much until the Montreal broadcast.

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he write something about the team consulting with a renowned concussion specialist the other day though?

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, and if that’s true, good for the Avs for being extra precautious.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes he did…but to be fair, it could be just so they keep monitoring the guy in case anything comes up just to be safe.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

i wonder if that was about hishon?

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

They were consulting with Mueller’s concussion specialist. I would be shocked and more than a little pissed if they weren’t regularly checking in with the guy. Keeping tabs on Mueller’s progression is essential.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

And, is it possible that some of the symptoms of fatigue/exhaustion are similar to concussion symptoms?
I’ve never had a concussion (that I know of), but From what I’ve heard, some things seem similar.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I definitely got the impression he was sitting not because of health issues but because he wasn’t up to speed yet. which definitely jibes with what we saw

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Which is what I thought too.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Me too, till Dater started hinting at something else.

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Even after Dater’s “report” I was a little more optimistic due to what Sacco has said in post-game interviews.
It just sounded more like fatigue/conditioning issues to me.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yuppers.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Because Dater missed the journalism class on presenting facts.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Someone should tell Denver that media monopolism isn’t the best idea.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

You clearly have not been panicking enough.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Joe Sacco says Peter Mueller is ready to return but he wants to keep him out another few days. May play Thursday.

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:26 AM MDT reply actions  

Phew…that’s fantastic news compared to what I was thinking…

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Daters last article

Said Mueller had recurring concussion symptoms and is “trying to get some good days behind him”…

Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cups: 2
Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cups: 0
That's all that matters.
(Also, come talk to me when you've won nine straight division titles)

by 9601 on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

…and we’re back on the bad side of thinking now.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

and now he says that whether thats true “we may never know”

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT DATER

Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cups: 2
Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cups: 0
That's all that matters.
(Also, come talk to me when you've won nine straight division titles)

by 9601 on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Concussions are assholes.

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

http://blogs.denverpost.com/avs/2011/10/17/good-news-on-mueller/8595/

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

He never said there were recurring concussion symptoms.

He said “may be” and “we’ll never know”

The entire concussion side has been pure speculation up to this point.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I may be dating Heidi Klum

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

I may secretly be Ryan O’Reilly

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

CALL THE PRESS

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Really? I’ve always enjoyed your music, but what the hell happened to your face?

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

you should see it now… it’s worse

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wanted to match Seal’s?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

And body language.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a must win.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM MDT reply actions  

If we want a 5 game win streak… this is a must win

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

If they want to beat Toronto, this is a must win.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Must. Win.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, we have twice as many wins as Vancouver :D

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM MDT reply actions  

I pray this holds up at the end of the season :p

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

the Avs have the advantage of winning every game in their building since March 2004.

You just know Jinx McNabb is going to have to bring this up! Ugg

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by hockeymom on Oct 17, 2011 10:47 AM MDT reply actions  

God damn it.

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Altitude jinx cannon has been loaded.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ahem. Game is on Vs. We may yet survive the jinx.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

HOORAY!!!

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

He tried his hardest to jinx us against Boston and it didn’t work.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

He secretly still works for Boston. And the Illuminati, but that’s a story for another time.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dater will report all the details and get the truth from Avs management.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thought this was entertaining from tonight’s game notes.

Incase you want to learn how to pronouce our starting goaltenders name.

ZHAWN-suh-BAS-t-yehn zhih-GAIR

by Jake "aka" Dubin on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM MDT reply actions  

I used to think I knew how to say it. Now, I have no idea.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

ba-weep-gran-a-weep-ba-ninny-bom

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Mmmbop-ba-duba-dop Ba-du-bop-ba-duba-dop

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED!!!!

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

For what!? Arresting me for what?!! I thought this was America?

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

You just can’t follow up a cool ass quote from the greatest cartoon of all time with a quote from three girls. Even the 1st amendment doesn’t cover that.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

That was a quote from Woody Woodpecker?

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe that a Google search answered all my questions about this post…

by JProulx on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s beyond bad, no wonder people butcher it!

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll just have you say it for me

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, good idea. Hahaha.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't the game at 7ET not 9ET?

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"Light the Lamp! Not the Rat!" - Rizzo the Rat

by Light the Lamp on Oct 17, 2011 11:16 AM MDT reply actions  

Okay

Gane Day Pic is wrong then. Threw me off for a sec.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Worm. I am not a real doctor but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm". - They Might Be Giants

"Light the Lamp! Not the Rat!" - Rizzo the Rat

by Light the Lamp on Oct 17, 2011 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Made a note of correction. Thanks for pointing it out.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Pumped for this game!

Toronto is one of my other favorite teams between the Avs and Tampa Bay! Kessel is a beast and I love watching him! Hope the Avs pull off a dandy! GO AVS!!!!!

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 17, 2011 11:17 AM MDT reply actions  

Were you on suicide watch last year then?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

nah haha

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 17, 2011 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where’d the TB and Toronto love come from? I’ve always had respect for Toronto. Possibly my favorite if I had to choose between our 7 northern brothers

Go Avaranche!

by Sean Harsha on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

My favorite Canadian team is the Habs. I’ve been to an Avs game at the Bell Center and the atmosphere is 2nd to none. I do dig the Leafs jerseys, though.

No soup for you!

by creamy on Oct 17, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

My favorite Canadian team is the Habs.

They’re uh, “not big fans” of the Avalanche.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

most Habs fans i know haven’t cared much about the Avs since they moved.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Stadium atmosphere doesn’t have an effect on my loving for a team. I like Toronto the most just because of an old childhood friend who got me into hockey…take 7 wild guesses which team he supported

Go Avaranche!

by Sean Harsha on Oct 17, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Phoenix?

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ottawa?

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Minnesota Wild?

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Note the capitalization on “wild guesses.” He wasn’t using the Proper Adjective.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a rice field to watch?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, you watch it with your racial stereo-types…Besides he looks like he knows karate!!!

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by pra4snow on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because when I played in

Toronto and Tampa i had the most fun and got to watch some of their games and just really like both the teams. I also really like Steve Stamkos. I think right now he is the best player in the league.

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 17, 2011 4:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 Team rule people come one!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Here its Avs first, second is anyone playing the redwings. Fuck the redwings.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

3 is cheering against the Canucks
4 is cheering against anyone who is preventing us from getting into the playoffs.

Subclause 1: if Rule 4 comes into conflict with Rules 2 or 3, cheer for the meteor.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m going to make a post about this at some point. Those are just the basic rules of being an Avs fan. If you break the rules, you are not a true Avs fan. (even if you cheer for vancouver during the playoffs. Still not sure that gets a pass).

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

that link goes to last weeks rankings for me

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

the link on their NHL page goes there for me as well…. weird

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Try the pull-down at the top of the page. Or F5 might work too.

No soup for you!

by creamy on Oct 17, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

did that several times… now it’s coming up….

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Notqably higher than Toronto

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

take their info for what it’s worth, here’s what they say about the Sens Say this about the struggling Senators — they’re in every game. It’s a small solace when you’re looking at the standings, but it’s something.

Umm did they not see the 7-1 pasting?

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

They were technically in the game though, just not even remotely close to winning.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

that is true, by league rules they have to be “in the game”….

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they score first?

So, really…they let a lead slip away in the waning 55 minutes

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by pra4snow on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whateveer

Power Rankings are more useless than +/-

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

+/- is not really that useless…

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is. The is the most useless stat in all of sports. Even more useless than and Osgood win.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not useless, it just requires context

Lots and lots of context

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Example: Stastny was the best player on the ice against Detroit (including Wings) and was -1

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

you spelled Landeskog wrong

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

weird, I thought he spelled Hejda wrong.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

After all, he was the only Av that scored on his one shot against them that night.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stastny was so good Babcock moved Zetterberg to Datsyuk’s wing just so he could match them up against the Stastny line midway through the second.. Before that the Stastny line was being absolutly dominating, and mostly playing against Datsyuk to boot. (check the timeonice report, game 20018, which I can’t show until I get home from work)

 Statsny was the best player on the ice that game.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I used to agree with you, but have since changed my mind.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

you’re talking about ESPN. and hockey. think about that for a second

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s TMZSPN now.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like that sports blog TMZspin.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the win. Former Leafs have a tendency to screw us over big time. I expect a shutout by Giguere.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 11:33 AM MDT reply actions  

Same with ex-Avs from this direction, so either Giguere gets a shutout or Dupuis and Liles both get hatties, there’s really not much middle ground.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

or both.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dupuis and Liles get hatties then the avs bring in Giguere who doesnt let a goal in?

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

He’s starting.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on how the former Avs play. Liles will probably score a goal and set Dupuis up for a hat trick.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, only if his groin holds together. I expect him on the IR after tonight.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow this place is a lot better than Habs Eye on the Prize. bunch of slackers over there.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 AM MDT reply actions  

The Leafs fans woke up.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 11:35 AM MDT reply actions  

Woooooo!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

We’re pretty unbearable when we’re winning.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

We’re pretty unbearable when we’re winning.

FTFY

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

We also run a pretty mean post-game .gif party though. So you take the good with the bad.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh my yes.
If you’re looking for puns and Arrested Development references we’re the place.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 12:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

This sounds familiar…

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

and french pineapples.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

We have french cupcakes here.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know it? AWESOME

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

he’s my roommate. we live in Toronto. also im about to throw him under the bus

OVERHEARD FROM ONE OF YOUR OWN (Markussh) “i hope this game goes to overtime so you guys at least get a point”. deal with him how you please

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Starts with a “B”
Ends with an “ANHAMMER”

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooh man if he comes back from the game and learns he’s banned from here he’s gonna be heartbroken hahaha.

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haw

Jibs has us covered there

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 12:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nicely done

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

That

Gets a rec’n

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Leafs fans are masters of the on-pace-to statistics

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by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 17, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

We’ll extrapolate any goddamn small sample size we can get our hands on!

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

BCWW

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Hawerchuck’s job

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kessel’s on-pace-to score 140ish goals. Or extrapolated from the last two games: 200.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

also, we use a lot of charts

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

God, I love this.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

please note, those are ‘Expected’. Anything less, well, you know.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

since the shooting % goes up

shouldn’t the line be exponential rather than 1:1?

by ProfessorOak on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

duh, no, he gets tired and takes less shots, so the actual scoring ratio stays static

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh so big tough guy thinks he can chart better than me

I used the word “conservative”, duh

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

What happened in here?

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Wait, it’s not #BlameHunwick ?

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cause Hunwick hasn’t played yet

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Darcy Tucker!

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah, he fell down trying to skate over here, didn’t make it in time

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

.853

Clearly, not digging his new home.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can hear his body talk.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m sure his agent is happy tho

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Kessel is only, like, 50% responsible for that.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

On the craig anderson discussion

I was sitting five up from the glass in Ottawa the other night, and heckled him so bad as we destroyed him that he eventually looked at me and shook his head. Im pretty proud.

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You brought up the hair, didn’t you. Low blow, man. Low blow.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

no but i should have

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sort of OT: Grounds for Divorce?

So, my F-in-Law was at the house on Saturday night and we were watching the Av-Hab game together. Now, I knew he grew up being a Hab fan, for who knows what reason other than he’s old, but I thought for sure that his Av fandom over-rode that nonsense. I was wrong. He openly and loudly cheered for the Habs during the entire game. Embarrassing.

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by Bob in Boulder on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT reply actions  

you take what you get with the in-laws. i married into TWO Habs familes (she has divorced aprents)

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

it’s your own fault for doing your due diligence ahead of time

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Could be worse: my F-in-law is a huge Red Wings AND Bertuzzi fan.

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by hockeymom on Oct 17, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are not going to get much sympathy around here with that. ALthough it could be said that most in laws suck, yours are just quite possibly the worst ever.

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by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tell him he can cheer for them only if he cheers in French. Otherwise he’s a poser and GTFO

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come on, man, what the fuck? Seriously…

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Almost as bad as having your wife take the remote while you are watching the game, and channel surfing over commercials. I have come very close to…

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

This thread is coming decidedly close to getting shut the fuck down. I will then ban anybody with a PPP membership for the duration of the game and reinstate afterword. I’ll also trim the MHH roster accordingly.

GET ALONG OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

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by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:16 PM MDT reply actions  

ooooo you sound like our weekday dad.

wanna borrow admin bot 3000 for a while?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

asphinxtersayswhat?

by jd21 on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s extraordinarily dickish of you, kudos. I will nurse the pain of being neglected away by remembering your GM is hilariously terrible and happily traded a lottery pick for Varlamov, who has about as much NHL experience as I do and the consistency of water.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

ban hammer?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was a bit much.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back to our blog. Now.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

You always come through in a pinch DDC.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I feel like these trades should unite us not divide us.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

our first isn't a lottery pick

we still have 77 games to prove it won’t or will be, only then, can it reunite us

by ProfessorOak on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should rec this.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

damn Bruins used our pick to draft Hamilton. I’m still made about that

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back to our blog, seriously.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

James Reimer: 30 gp W: 20 L: 10 SV% .921 GAA 2.61
Semyon Varlamov: 59 gp W: 30 L: 11 SV% .917 GAA 2.39

Pretty similar. Oh yeah and using injuries have nothing to do with talent. See Mario Lemieux.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know, right? You’d expect the guy who was a first-round pick and COST a first-round pick to statistically dominate the guy who was drafted later than titans of the game like Mike Carman and Codey Burki. Funny how that works.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can’t all be Al Montoyas.

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by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you wouldn’t trade a first for james reimer?

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Short answer is no.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess it would matter where in the first round it was but I most certainly would trade a later pick (perhaps 20+) for him.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

With all of thirty games experience? Fuck no. I don’t know about you (except I do), but when I trade my first round picks I like to know the player I’m getting has a proper track record of being good and not spraining something in a light breeze.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well he certainly has half of that and the other half is a risk to take but its no more of a risk then you sacrifice when trading for a later first round draft pick. Percentage wise you have a larger chance of Varlamov being successful than the defined draft pick.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. We never see goaltenders picked in the first round fail to succeed. That always works!

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

The alternative to trading a pick is keeping it, which means drafting some teenager you really know very little about 99% of the time.

Trading a 1st rounder for a good chance at securing a starting goalie long-term is a good deal imho.

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by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Varly was a first rounder (2006 #23 overall), so we gave up a first rounder for him and a second rounder for the 3 seasons of experience they gave him.

Where that first rounder will be is still anyone’s guess. I doubt it will be in the top 5, but will probably be closer to #15. Maybe even #20 or so if things go well this season.

I still like the trade. Varly has tons of upside and has been working on becoming less injury prone.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahahaa.

Defend harder. Pro-tip: It’s easier to bury your head in the sand if you also get a friend to help.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

ಠ_๏

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, honestly, a cardboard cutout of Roy would have been 2000000% better than the s*** we had in net last year. Varly actually makes saves – and not just in the shootout! (although he holds his own there too).

He’s looked good and yeah, I’m a bit of an optimist and think we’re only going to lose him for a bit of the season because of injury as apposed to most of it.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, you gave up a lottery pick and your fourth-highest scorer last year for a player whose skeleton is made of chopsticks.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, we turned Liles into Hejda and a 2nd rounder. I consider that a significant upgrade.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

As above. Defend harder.

46 points on a bottom-feeding team vs…the stink of Ohio? Somebody to remind the younger guys ‘hey there are worse players to play than here you know’. REALLY WON THAT TRADE HYUP.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothing against Liles offensively. Great guy too as I said below. But defensively not what we were looking for at all. We’ll take half the offense for twice the defense. =)

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Liles isn’t a very good defenseman. Hejda is an above average defenseman.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Liles career best season was last season, in terms of possession. He’s also (barely) on the wrong side of his career peak.

The Avs were not likely to get the Liles of last season even if they kept him. That said, he was worth more than a 2nd rounder and you stole him from us.

Also, Hejda is a better defender than Liles though.

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our fourth highest scorer? 1st and conditional second… read up. And injuries don’t instantly discredit a goalie (see Tim Thomas). And see below about Liles who was not traded for Varlamov…

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought your sig was your answer.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha I could see that.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

DDC you just won the gold star for the month. A+’s all around.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is the “A” for “Andy?”

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am indeed. Honestly surprised he was the only one.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knew it!

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Driscoll-Carignan would be a hyphenated last name.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

very good

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t given it much more than a C-, to tell the truth.

Though maybe with the light air and all, it carries further.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re obnoxious, too. Banned.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he was British too or is that just an excuse for being a dick?

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

We make it a pretty strict rule not to trade away goalie prospects.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

>.< self trolling

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mike, I think you’re fueling the fire here.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

PPP Folk

We’re out of here, if we’re not wanted we can take a hint.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT reply actions  

can we?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, no, don’t tell me. I want to figure this one out on my own.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m completely open to discussion. Psuedo-trolling and shit-distrubing are not welcome, however. We haven’t had any issues with your members in the past, but pissing on our players and fans because of our excitement over a 4-1 start isn’t going to go down as anything as trolling.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to tell you how to run your blog but disagreeing and having a discussion aren’t trolling. If you want your comment section to be “Agree with Avs fans or get out” then we’ll leave.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not my intent and I haven’t seen anything worth acting on as yet. But I know how those winds tend to blow and I’m trying to be proactive.

I respect your decision.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aight peace everyone.

Good luck tonight…..

…NOT!

/burn

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bullshot.

I remember you guys flipped your shit a while back, probably about the Liles deal.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why would we flip a shit. If anything we were mad at our own organization. We really did like Liles. Great person. Great player.

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed. Liles is still well liked ’round these parts.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you think this is trolling, you should see what we did to the Habs last week.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

They asked us to leave. Go.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Incorrect. I asked for those who couldn’t play nice to GTFO.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

The mass bannings will ensue very shortly.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

And their coffins will be made entirely out of coconuts. Thank you.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

He put the body in the coconut…

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right after the Professor got blown away in This Island Earth!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well done. This thread needed more MST3K.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think I have that on VHS somewhere. I have to get that on DVD

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I removed my VCR from my stack when I got a PS3, but I still have some VHS tapes lying around. apparently my drunk friend tried to put a tape in the PS3 the other night. Good Times.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that didn’t end well

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, the PS3 is fine, but her pride may be a little damaged.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’d say

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

It just dawned on me that I need a new signature.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybe we’re just that awesome.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

4-1? you guys have a loss? weird.

3-01 baby wooooooo!

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is 01 not equal to 1 in Canada?

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

our exclamation points are metric

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn Canadian keyboards

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 4:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Duchene’s minutes have been all over the place. Is there a reason they’re jumping 3-mins game to game?

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM MDT reply actions  

cuz everyone else is out playing that line

mainly, the Thirst line, look at their minutes, they are getting more. When Duchene starts shooting, he can have more minutes.

by ProfessorOak on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

He plays best when he’s with a consistent LWer. He’s not had that recently (Mueller’s been very iffy), so he’s not been great and has been beaten out for minutes because our other two top lines have looked better.

He tries to be fancy and do too much, but it results in no shots on goal, which is something he should be getting tons of every game. Get him a solid left wing (come on Lindstrom, be the guy!) and his minutes will even out. So will his play.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

thanks, i dont get to see many of his games so i never find out what’s going on. i got to see him play a lot in OHL and would love for him to continue his success. maybe not tonight, but, well, you know. :)

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, he’s still doing fine. Just not as well as we’d like.

And if you get the chance, check out his shootout goals so far this year. They’re UNREAL.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanted to talk hockey, but I was in a meeting at work.

Does this make me Mr. " Shows Up To The Party Late After All The Women Have Left And We’re Playing Super Smash Brothers And The Keg’s Been Killed And There’s Nothing To Drink But An Old Milwaukee’s Best That’s Been At the Back Of The Fridge For Like 6 Months" Guy?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 12:25 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I think that was supposed to be hyphenated.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

DDC agrees.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
MGK Lover

by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shit. Give me a controller. I call Bowser.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Luigi All Day!

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dibs on metrosexual colored Captain Falcon.

What? It’s hilarious Falcon Punching people in the face with that guy.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think so. I’m pretty sure the fruit juice in the back has spoiled by now, you could try that.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hit way too close to home….

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to check off way too many “been there” items on that list.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry

My comment about the Avs’ 3rd line vs. their 3rd line was meant as very basic analysis. I didn’t realize it was the Bat Symbol for PPP.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM MDT reply actions  

good thing you didn’t make a Jeff Finger joke

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

not many people care about the Marlies.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, ever since they bought that one World Series, it’s been downhills for that club, except for Hanley Ramirez, of course.

4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.

by Dixomatic on Oct 17, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice. Apart from the 3rd vs. 3rd stuff, I thought they were mostly all a good time tbh.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too, but the 3 v 3 stuff was spiraling in an all-to-familiar direction. Nobody on either side was willing to let it go and reading through the comments real-time painted a grim picture of the future of the conversation.

I stand by my decision to not do anything at all.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your conviction is inspiring.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody on either side was willing to let it go and reading through the comments real-time painted a grim picture of the future of the conversation.

thats how most serious discussions at PPP go….man we’re a bunch of infighters over there.

you ever want to start something just start a discussion on advanced stats.

Whoo boy,

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

We try not to do much advanced stats here (minus a few prominent exceptions), pretty much for that same reason. Also, because Hawerchuk is a dick.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

that dude is an ass

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

so this is why me ears have been burning since lunch

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, that was something.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT reply actions  

WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I Z'd through most of it.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smart move.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Z’ing cures all…or at least most

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that went very lamely. Why couldn’t you guys join me in sandie in reminiscing about chaim weisswasser?

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

and.

Editing posts, when

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

maybe never

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aug 18 is Chaim Weisswasser day, so bring over your V-Tech phones and we’ll all enter contests together.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ll say this much.

This will probably be one of the liveliest pre-game and then GDT we’ve got going all season.

I’m for it.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:37 PM MDT reply actions  

It was suba-fun.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Koba-cool too, perhaps?

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, I should be doing homework right now

But I’m not. {sigh} Oh well.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 12:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey guys, short-time member, spent even less time as a lurker. I was told there would be a mass gathering of Leaf fans here to incite a riot, can you guys point me in the right direction, because I have been practicing my jabs and have a whole arsenal ready?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Your username is the most random thing I’ve seen this month.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’ve seen some pretty random things the first 9 months of this year then, I take it?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stick around, you’ll be commonplace in half an hour.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I heard there’d be cake… err WAFFLES!

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shhh… we’re not supposed to let on we’re Leaf fans, we’ll run the risk of temporarily being banned ’till after the game.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

THE CAKE IS A L- ohhhhh, waffles. Nah, those are good. Though I haven’t seen any yet.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

is it a holiday or something? why is the game at 5 local time?

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Local for Denver fans.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Local Leaf fans in Flames County

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean the people in Calgary who didn’t start following hockey two years later?

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm? I thought it was at 7 EST…5 MST for us and all, with the two hour difference.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh for, right, it’s a home game.

sorry, I don’t know why i had it being played in Denver.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Its at 6 CST, 4 PST

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anyways, I'm surprised no one's done one yet.

But here’s a throwback to one I tried to do for the Kings and Hawks games last year…only this time, with the Leafs instead. Enjoy:

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:06 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

That kombat kode allows the Avs to play with an extra forward on the ice. 6-5 for 60 minutes.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting, we have a dog for an Avalanche mascot and they have a (polar?) bear for a maple leaf mascot.

I suppose it is better than a leaf sitting in a pile of snow.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its better than Dinger

:itoldmyselfiwouldnttalkabouttherockieshere:

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dangit, knew someone already posted one.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

In fairness to Avs fans here on this board

We’re probably underrating Lombardi because he played for the Flames and they suck.

Oh & Dion Phaneuf is a douche.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 1:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Dion Phaneuf IS a douche. So yes, agreed.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am underrating him because he is coming off injury.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn, i missed all the Leafs fans while I was in class :(

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Oct 17, 2011 1:22 PM MDT reply actions  

I am glad that I have left this thread up all day, so I can read thru whatever the fiznuck happened. I expect that when I refresh about half the thread will be gone.

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 1:22 PM MDT reply actions  

nothing really to delete. Mike was just trying to be preemptive. it’s all good

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Internet slap fight: Avoided.

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did I over-react? Did I step out of line?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

probably not and definitely not

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say so; at least not as far as I have read. Both sets of fans are pretty passionate and ridiculous about their teams, so it kinda evens out. Except that I haven’t been over to PPP to rile things up. When I do that then we will all be even.

I am pretty sure I have been a member there for a couple years, tho I don’t remember the last thing that I posted.

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can’t we all just get along and sing Suburu’s are suba-cool?

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 1:45 PM MDT reply actions  

No. I hate that song and everything about it, including memes and mentions which make me think of it.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was the last season of the Original Six IIRC.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s a strange kind of jibble.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Quite. v_v

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, reply to wrong statement, interesting way to jibble

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup. At least it was an interesting jibble.

Maybe?

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was interibble

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is this?

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I found it, and now I want to go deaf.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

He needs him some Suba-cool.

They’re totally un-pretentious.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I blogged that commercial one day – lost some readers forever.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly not as good as this catchy add for a product

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Info request. How many teams were in the NHL when the Leafs (grammar police?) last won the Cup?

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 1:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Original Six. Following season added the Flyers, Penguins, Blues, Kings, North Stars and of course, the California Seals.

Since, y’know, I jibbled horribly above.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you’re finally ready to trash talk for the 93-94 season.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Great bit of history there, thanks.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT

There’s some dude trying to make a trade which violates a series of regulations. His name is Reginald Squirrell. I am not even sure if this is some fake name or someone I should be really really afraid of.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Is this in reference to the fantasy leagues?

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just throwing this out there...

What if we were to trade..

Stastny
Barrie
Hishon

for

THE Bozak
Gunnarsson
Gustavsson
and a 3rd rounder in 2014

Varly Watch: As of 10-17-2011, Varly's current SV% is .938 with a GAA of 2.17. The Cap's first rounder (their "extra") is the 27th overall.

by Tony Trujillo on Oct 17, 2011 1:53 PM MDT reply actions  

and a 3rd rounder in 2014

I won’t even be alive by then.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know I’ve been spending too much time here, when I go to another site and keep compulsively typing “z” to refreshh/get new content.

No soup for you!

by creamy on Oct 17, 2011 2:02 PM MDT reply actions  

I do it while I’m writing code.

I love all of the

‘z’ is not defined
errors when I compile.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've tried to Z through facebook.

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do it all the time

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Same.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I try to ban people on facebook, but they still are there.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

all the time.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think “Z” is broken on my keyboard. Will Mr.Burke pay for it? Maybe, Stastny for Bozak+keyboard for me.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM MDT reply actions  

While I appreciate the strong, often hilarious community at PPP, their pre-game trolling and thread-jacking are tiresome. Try to keep it funny kids. Quit getting bogged down in stupid debates over whose third line had the better face-off percentage six years ago.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh lord, here they come again…

Varly Watch: As of 10-17-2011, Varly's current SV% is .938 with a GAA of 2.17. The Cap's first rounder (their "extra") is the 27th overall.

by Tony Trujillo on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

PROVE IT WITH STATS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE?

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

What exactly did we do that was trolling?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever I deem to be trolling.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

careful, bad cop is here

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does that make Cheryl the stripper cop?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only on Halloween.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

That sold it for me!

Okay, now I am coming to the Oct 30th game and staying an extra day.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

woh

WTF?

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet you already have the costume.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Costume?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 18, 2011 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

At a certain point, just asking the question is trolling. Meta-trolling. I feel dirty for the sad irony of mentioning it, but anyone who hasn’t just let it go by now is guilty.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

There is no statistical theory that can include “tanking” in the equation. Just saying.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:27 PM MDT reply actions  

I think I might add the Leafs to my “insufferable” fan list, right there with Detroit and Philly

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:28 PM MDT reply actions  

There are a couple of people who claim this is their home who I’d add to that list as well.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:29 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

/makes note for Mid-season Grade.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish I was ‘An Insufferable Disaster.’

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

This thread needs more P-Nut

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought you liked me, Mike.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like Leafs fans, especially PPP members, but not sure the motivation behind going to another blog and arguing with everybody. Maybe it’s just for the lulz, I don’t know.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fans talking shit? Internet tough guy fans not having to nicely talk shit?

/shrug

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fuck you! You want to go?

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, fuck you! I’ll unfriend your ass so fast you your updates won’t appear! Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Fuck you!

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Balls!!!!

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Vagina!

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

That other orifice!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD NOISES!!!

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

WILD GESTURING!!!!!!!

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was a very mild interaction if I ever saw one. If that moves a fan base to the “insufferable” list then either said fan base is on the razors edge already or you have some pretty thin skin.

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

This should end well.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that Janet or Latoya

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Wesley Snipes.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, he wouldn’t be chewing gum, he’s be running from his tax obligation

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least he can jump.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unlike Woody Harrelson

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

That poor man had to shoot for the Sudan.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Zombies? Where???

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that a race joke? I can’t tell.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

The entire movie was a race joke. Hell, even the title was a race joke.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jimmy’s entire rthymn section was white.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope your feelings aren’t hurt.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

terribly, I am terribly hurt I never got to participate in said discussion, It looked like a barrel o laughs

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

They will become kinder after making the play-offs.. 8 years is pretty harsh, you know..

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

that is a very fair point. I would be cranky as hell

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well I think it was Leaf trade proposals that killed HF Boards for me. So it started there

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is what did it for me

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least I know which blog I will flood after W tonight.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

We like company. Come on by.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Please come :)

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

you think that will improve our relations? add some swagger to the current pot and shake well.
plus think of all the band wagoners that will join

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

between fan bases, a wide scope if you will

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

In fact I hoped that any relations would stop after today. I am kinda sick of all “Schenn+2 rounder for Stastny” talks and general attitude.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

DUDE U NEED 2 ADD 2 GET STAZNY.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stay off of hfboards.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

You spelled “Yip” wrong. ;)

Slightly Tasteful Fudge Underpants

by pra4snow on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the record if that were actually possible it would be epically awesome. But obviously its from insane Leafs fans perspectives. Particularly since you guys picked up EJ and don’t see you having much (if any) interest in Schenn…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does anybody have any interest in Schenn anymore? I assumed Bozak was the latest delicious nugget to be offered up by Leafs Nation.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you have any used towels for him? (He’s actually not that bad, just definitely not worth the contract…)

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why do you think we traded Liles?

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really don’t know.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Besides the fact that his defense was not reliable, his cap-hit wasn’t friendly at all.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

And his skill set was replaceble within our immediate prospect pool?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cap hit? I don’t think that was really an issue for the lowest salaried team in the league. Replacements almost ready, not wanting to sign him to another contract, and wanting to get something rather than nothing probably had more to do with it.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

He didn’t fit the team any longer and we traded him after a career year. It makes sense to me.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

You barely made the cap floor so I don’t think he was moved for his cap hit (maybe his salary…). But I don’t like the idea of moving a guy who can be replaced by a prospect until the prospect has stolen the job (ie has played in the NHL and proven that they can handle it). Sometimes you can’t do this and have to trust that your unproven prospect will work out, but they don’t always…

(I assume you are referring to Elliot)

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Replied to the wrong one, supposed to be below Mike’s comment.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah but waiting for the prospect to steal the job means that you’ve intrinsically lowered the value of the veteran for trade purposes. You’ve weakened your trade position, IMO.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its why I worded it with “I don’t like”, not “its objectively worse”. I guess I am just not a big enough gambler.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

If we were a championship caliber team, I’d agree with you.

Needless to say…

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna require you to say it from now on. You’ll be our own Debbie Downer. We’ll call you Morose Muzia.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Especially when its false. 6 seasons and 7 years…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/11832/young-avs-are-gunning-and-believing-early-this-season

Young Avs squad off to surprising start

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Funny what a four-game winning streak, all on the road no less, can do for the confidence of the NHL’s second-youngest team.

But it’s not arrogance you sense as you walk into the Colorado Avalanche dressing room. Far from it. It’s the feeling of a youthful core that is growing in belief.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

The sad part is I remember reading that crap last year too.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember reading it 2 years ago…but not last year.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

After the hot (scoring) start, there were a trickle of them. But you’re right, the bulk was likely dated two years ago prior to the cut and paste.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Again two good first halves, two terrible second halves. One they squeaked into the playoffs. The other? Yeah

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what? I don’t think we’ve encompassed the horrible completeness of that second half. If you can squeak into the playoffs, what verb would you use to describe the Avs relative position to the post-season last year?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope we put together enough good will to put together a solid enough campaign to come in 6-7th.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re not playing this game very well.

Somebody invent a word to describe how close the Avs were to the playoffs last year.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Suba-close!

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the context of this site, that’s pretty good. But we need something more universal.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

The only thing the Avs were Suba-close to, was Edmonton

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

A shit-pile and a fork away?

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s an insult to forks…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

ACT test style

The 2010-2011 Avalanche were to the playoffs like…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

school on sunday

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a fail:

school is to sunday

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

nuns are to the bunny ranch in Nevada

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

snowflakes are to hell

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is

concussions are to Eric Lindros.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

But those two go together?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not if you’re Eric Lindros’ agent.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna say that. I’m willing to ride the happy train as far as it wants to go though.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I googled “avalanche” “road trip” “surprising” for an article.

The first result was from 2009. I couldn’t even tell until I got to the third paragraph.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nicely done with that, Muz.

Mirtle picked them 15th, which I don’t give a shit about, just reinforces (yet again) that the national guys don’t really know dick about other teams. Mirtle sure wasn’t alone in that pick. And of course we’re only 5 games in and anything can happen, but it’s pretty obvious to anyone who was paying attention that we upgraded goalie and D pretty dramatically.

We know more about the Avs than anyone besides the coaches, players, and a few of the Denver media guys.

Also, the PPP folks are a bigger bunch of narcissists than we are, which I didn’t actually think was possible.

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, did you say something, I was enjoying the view in the mirror.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 3:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

But it’s not arrogance you sense as you walk into the Colorado Avalanche dressing room. Far from it. It’s the feeling of a youthful core that is growing in belief. smell of Proactiv.

Fixed

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Question for the board

So I know you guys have a lot of high-end prospects (Elliot, Hishon, Siemins, Barrie, etc) but many seem to be in junior/not in the A. Do you have many prospects that you expect to actually have an impact this year that aren’t on the roster?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Doubt Hishon plays in a uni this year.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

You just named them, with the exception of Siemens.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they in junior though?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only Siemens is in juniors.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

This sounds wrong.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, we were talking about our “best prospects”.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Top men?

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who’s Junior?

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

and on an FBI watch list.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the most likely will be Elliot if there are any injuries. Maybe Barrie.

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will be shocked if Barrie doesn't get a shot this year

He was the best player on the ice for the Monsters Saturday

by Markussh on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep, me too

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, most of our best prospects are in the AHL. Elliot, Hishon, Barrie, Gaunce, Olver.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahh there in lies my mistake.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holos…Damnit nevermind

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the forward corp I would have said Hishon until his brains got scrambled. He’s supposed to be in Cleveland, but they may opt to burn his last year of Junior rather than his first pro year.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

does he have another year of junior, I thought he was done

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has a year of eligibility left, I thought.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think he has his “overage” year if he wants it.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can see my knowledge of who is in junior made this a silly question.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. Looks like I’ve missed a very interesting pgt. Most everybody still friends? :-)

by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM MDT reply actions  

No. Go back to work.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I actually have been working today for a change. It’s super hard to focus in a bendaryl/dayquil induced haze.

by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s what you think

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Breaking News: OKC Non-profit Accidentally Turns A Profit Today; Government Shuts Them Down

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually I’ve been calculating last month’s in-kind donations, so you’re almost right!

by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I updated the Fanshot of the Varly interview after the Montreal game with a link to the translation done by the Caps blogger. One thing Varly said was he considered putting Roy on his mask.

by vtcapsfan99 on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM MDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

But seriously, my first thought would be “that’s not a tribute, it’s a jinx!”

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

mine would be “geez, how much does Roy weigh?”

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what would be boss? If his mask had a bunch of meme’s from here…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

All he needs is a domesticated rodent of some sort and we’d all crap our pants.

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

With glee, with glee

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

or with groans

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is there a fanpost that I may use as a guide for MHH memes that is targeted at a MHH noob like myself?

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

This might help, but it’s incomplete and can’t possibly sum up the extensive in-joking that gives rise to all of our memes.

http://www.milehighhockey.com/pages/official-mile-high-hockey-glossary

Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.

by Joe Dunman on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for this. I feel part way assimilated.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just hang on, and ignore what you don’t recognize. That’s my philosophy.

Also, don’t talk about baseball.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

What’s baseball?

:howamIdoing?:

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

More use of the word “boss” would be boss. Makes me feel all 1956-ish.

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

You’re aces, man.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wanna hop in my jalopy? Susie Ann is waiting to meet us at the soda fountain.

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how many time I can skip this jalopy.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope,

Exeter tried to squeeze one to many trips to Earth out of this jalopy.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Golly, Susie Ann is gonna be mighty sore at me if I’m late again!

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stay gold.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

also if you follow the link to TJ’s blog, he included some information why 40 days after the death of Lokomotiv players is a special day to Russians. He included a link to some pics of memorial they had, I actually saw them last night. Very sad pictures.

by vtcapsfan99 on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Some of the Loko players were Tatars, who are Muslims. 40th is an important day for the close ones of those who passed away.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info. TJ also had info on why it was important to Orthodox Russians. I just thought it was interesting to know about the 40 days because I kept seeing stuff in the Russian press about it and wondered by 40 days mattered, and why they asked Varly that question.

by vtcapsfan99 on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woohoo! Sunnyside Pete doing color with Moser tonight!

by earl06 on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM MDT reply actions  

I think Mose might toss him from the booth

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Beat him with a shoe.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Listen, Man, you are one ‘Langistog’ away from serious trouble…”

by earl06 on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Valarmov”

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least Tolkien fans are happy.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least Tolkien fans are David Jones is happy.

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, even tho’ JSG is playing we’ll get some of those. Valarmov actually bothers me more.

by earl06 on Oct 17, 2011 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

One of the if not the nicest news I’ve ever heard.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

It involves alcohol though…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

even better: he bought

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, i can’t really stand him sober, sucha douche.

by Markussh on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Watch out for roofies!

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear baby jebus
PPP invades mile high
And i miss it. Damn.

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

by Paul X on Oct 17, 2011 3:29 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

some of us are still lurking

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Oct 17, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

PPP is the La Maison Derrière of the internet

we put the “Spring” in “Springfield”

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sup

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

The vitriol over on PPP is pretty impressive considering the Avs aren’t in the East.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:29 PM MDT reply actions  

I’m too narcissistic to go over there and see.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look at your beautiful reflection in the pond. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

No no, I don’t want to leave the comfort of my little nook here

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 17, 2011 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

What makes you think I was talking about you?

by DiD on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about me. As I’m sure is everyone else.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was talking about me, ass!

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

as a PPPer, I kind of agree.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

PPP is run by a bunch of engineers. Of course we’re insufferable

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

What kind of engineers?

Software engineers FTW!!!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 17, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet their chemical engineers. It makes total sense now…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like the non-banned PPPPPPPPPPers

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

They’re*

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Oct 17, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

everyone else is doing it wrong!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE STILL MISREPRESENTING YOURSELF

by Markussh on Oct 17, 2011 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

WAYFO, dude? WAYFO?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like what’s going on right now.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

the best part: i get to see the look of defeat on Markussh’s face when he gets back from the game tonight.

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

More like I will come home and find you spooning a bottle of wisers after the crushing defeat your leafs will experience at the hands of the Avs.

by Markussh on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

well i mean technically im an audio engineer hahahahah

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I Z’ed to the bottom of the page only to find the responses have now been doubled. Yay for shift-A

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Im trying to catch up, but it just keeps growing!!!!!

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats what she said

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s what he’d like her to say…but generally she doesn’t. Unfortunately.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

SO true.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 18, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

im still way up on the 3rd vs 3rd thread.

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

This may rival our pre-game thread o.0

Yup...

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

yet again, the maple leafs are named after an army regiment.

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Physics would say there is little difference.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, that might be worse.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

which, if we all remember the battle of 1884, avalanches (avalanchi?) stand no chanve against the canadian military

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Canada has a military? I thought outside of a couple of guys on horses they just leased a couple of planes and a canoe from the United States and panted a leaf on the side until the lease ran out.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

i wish i had a desk in my apartment so that my head could meet it

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you think that up all by yourself?

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

xenophobia ftw! and us leafs fans get knocked for playful banter…

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Really?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

No not really. We Americans know that America’s Hat has it’s own military. A military that has been instrumental in both World Wars as well as our current war on terrorism. We also know that you Canucks are aware that southern US markets are viable hockey revenue generators when run by competent management and not involved in thinly-veiled real estate ponzy schemes. Right?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

We also know that you Canucks are aware that southern US markets are viable hockey revenue generators when run by competent management and not involved in thinly-veiled real estate ponzy schemes. Right?

The ones who know about hockey and aren’t idiots do. I’m just as exasperated by idiots who say “Canada deserves another team” and “no one watches hockey in the desert” as I am by comments like crush just made.

Atlanta made the playoffs once in 11 years and didn’t win a single playoff game and people have the audacity to blame the fans? Thats bullshit.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

we also know what Winston Churchill said

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

And we know that Canada is the biggest contributor to UN peacekeeping forces.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Oct 17, 2011 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

We lease canoes? That’s kinda awesome.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, the government power brokers do but they contract it out and you know who owns those contracts? JP Morgan.

#OccupyCanada

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 4:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fifty Four Forty or Fight!

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

“WE’RE HERE! WE’RE QUEER! CAN WE GET IN ON THOSE WAFFLES?”

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

you really dislike canada eh

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t really have a problem with Canada, it is just giving them shit just like I do for all other areas out side the midwest. I hear the same shit about Iowa on a regular basis. We have a baseball team called the Kernals so it is not like we are any bettter.

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

So the original comment was basically a summary of this joke. Remember this was from 2003 back during the start of the war on terror and the dollar was worth a lot more back than.

The Canadians have vowed to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism. They have pledged 2 of their biggest battle ships, 6000 ground troops and 16 fighter jets.

Unfortunately, after the exchange rate conversion, we ended up with 4 canoes, 3 Mounties, and two flying squirrels

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking as as someone stupid enough to be caught in a little avalanche (Out of bounds skiing at Mary Jane). Avalanche beats human just about every time IRL.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

just saying, if you’re going to go through the trouble of making a funny info graphic, get the facts right

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

The alternative is…to be funny.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy Mother of God you can’t be serious.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

im not. i laughed at the picture

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

The sound you hear is the restoration of my faith in humanity.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

**Facepalm**

Yeah, because whenever I’m making a silly internet picture, I ALWAYS factcheck.

Man Tempestuous Binary, way to make us all look stupid. Now we’ll be the laughingstock of the entire internet.

by TheFightingFarsi on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

sigh. this is why i dont like travelling to other blogs. also, i forgot to put it in the sarcasm font

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the deal here today (where sarcasm is rampant at all times) is that a sort of obnoxious tone has been set by the events in this thread (I AM BLAMING ALL OF US), so the sarcasm is a little less likely to be recognized as such.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhh i see. i came late to the party and skipped over all of that. ive lived with an avs fan for about a year now…im cool with your team

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I blame myself, mostly. And now Chemmy will never be my facebook friend.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

he doesnt have facebook! you can add him on google+ though hahah

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

No need to blame yourself, Mike. We’ll do that for you.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aye, didn’t mean any ill will. Just defending my fellow Avs fan’s e-honor (or so I thought) based on earlier unnecessary showdowns. Let’s all go for an e-beer and forget this ever happened.

by TheFightingFarsi on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think your force of nature will end up feeling rather silly when it fails to beat a bunch of super old Canadian dudes with 1907 rifles tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I found it cooler when it was an actual leaf.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Canadien Hordes, who through bad timing in history were upstaged by the Mongol Hordes who totally stood them up for a date that one time.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

well…i….hey look a bear!

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait…they were known as the Maple Leaf regiment. The plural of the proper noun is Maple leafs. BOOM. Knowledge dropped

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can’t drop things I’ve already dropped. That’s my drop you’re dropping on.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

thats why in my initial comment i said “yet again”. Either way, go leafS go!

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yarr!

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec for use of Professor Utonium alone.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 3:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for noticing!

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the good old days on Cartoon Network.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Y U HAT BEN10?

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because it’s a terrible show. <_<

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

P.S. That last bit was sarcasm – I honestly haven’t seen an episode it at all. Though I hear good things.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty awesome. I like doing the voices for my 4-year-old. I’d totally want all seven billion toys if I was his age.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh. Guess I’ll check it out at some point or another then.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Start with Ben 10. Then move to Alien Force. Then Ultimate Alien. It’s the story of him growing up with infinite super powers and no responsibility. Also, he has no game with the ladies…

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

My boys love it, hence I like it. Second best cartoon next to P&F

by avalanchejef on Oct 17, 2011 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was reminiscing about that the other day. They used to have some awesome shows.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Granted, Toonami was basically what hooked me in – but their original series like PPG, Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd & Eddy, I mean…timeless classics.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Flagged for lack of Samurai Jack.

The greatest action cartoon OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

…………

Everyone, flag my last post. I deserve it.

The Colorado Avalanche 2011-12: If teams can't stand the heat, then get the f*** out of our O'Zone!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that show was pretty good.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

SAMURAI JACK!! I absolutely agree.

Erik Johnson... holds... holds! HOLDS! PASSES!!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: there will be blood and there will be wins.

"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.

The Number Zero, now in colour. Blood and Thunder Record: 3-1-0 (Total Record: 4-4-0)

by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did they ever make a final episode where Jack gets back?

I’ll never forget the 3 Blind Samurai episode. The music and sounds were awesome.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

So the Avalanche sweeps aside the Maple Leaf down the side of the mountain where upon the avalanche runs out of steam but the maple leaf is OK, just in a different spot? Works for me.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is just awesome. Fantastic job.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Oct 17, 2011 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly, we had 50 comments about this? Glad we only play them once a year.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 17, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Watch out for that third line! It’s a doozy!

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

while he’s gone, im going to upperdeck his toilet

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smitty says if you shotgun this beer, it’s like it has twice the alcohol!

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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

OH GOD GIGUERE PLEASE STILL BE A BROKEN OLD MAN I HAVE A BAD FEELING

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haha, he most surely is. Lets see that prosthetic groin in action!

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m still on MHH, right? Today has been so confusing.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes you are. I’m sorry for being here…

Kinda

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

When you’re team’s not winning on the ice, you have to be used to winning on the internet.

We will pillage your threads, steal your women, drink your beer, and run home feeling smug. And that’s if we like you.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 4:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

You used you’re wrong :(

This is upsetting. Good point though.

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Augh, it’s been a long day. I have shamed myself.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

and the Maple Leaf!

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alright guys and gals. I’m out. Good luck this year, just not tonight!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Let's Keep Things In Perspective

The Leaf fans on Hockey’s Future are way worse than these knuckleheads.

Bring on The KOG!

by niwotsblessing on Oct 17, 2011 4:39 PM MDT reply actions  

FTFY
Let’s Keep Things In Perspective
The Leaf fans *Everything on Hockey’s Future are is way worse than these knuckleheads.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you for Liles!!!

by DiaDud on Oct 17, 2011 4:50 PM MDT reply actions  

I feel that there is sarcasm in this comment…

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not at all. Even if he couldn’t play hockey, I’d be thankful for his rugged good looks.

by DiaDud on Oct 17, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

But, you know, he is a hockey player..

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ya, a good one. Crazy on the PP. I like his style.

by DiaDud on Oct 17, 2011 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Keep him, and his salary, and his defense.

by Ilkinio on Oct 17, 2011 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cheryl wouldn’t mind his good looks back though

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is true.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh look, he blue himself.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 17, 2011 4:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, thank YOU!

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Oct 17, 2011 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just got done with the game. I was on a two hour DVR delay. I thought the Maple Leaf’s (Canada’s national flower) fans where going to be here to chat some more?

Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

this is how I feel right now

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Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.

by cush52 on Oct 17, 2011 11:32 PM MDT reply actions  

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