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“This might be a little…uncomfortable. Now cough for me.”

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by Joe Dunman on Oct 19, 2011 7:06 AM MDT reply actions  

“You know, this routine would be easier if you weren’t so dang short. Ready for the big lift?”

by Andy_ on Oct 19, 2011 7:18 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d ‘cause that’s exactly what I thought!

by Mrs @ MHH on Oct 19, 2011 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

GOOSE!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Oct 19, 2011 7:31 AM MDT reply actions  

Steckel — “I sure hope my hoser sweepers can get this stone on target”
Landeskog — “WTF??? This isn’t curling.”

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 19, 2011 7:48 AM MDT reply actions  

Whose a ticklish little guy! Whose a ticklish little guy!

I am to fucking drunk to try and change this shit again!

by cush52 on Oct 19, 2011 7:48 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Just relax, you are going to feel a slight pressure.

by Turkeyhunter on Oct 19, 2011 7:52 AM MDT reply actions  

“Where is your stick?”

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 19, 2011 7:56 AM MDT reply actions  

Young people will not get this.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Oct 19, 2011 8:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

One of the funniest movies of all time.

“Your going the wrong way!!!”
“How does he know where we are going?”

I am to fucking drunk to try and change this shit again!

by cush52 on Oct 19, 2011 8:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Old people rule, that movie rules.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

“See that bears game last week?”

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!

Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a raging dick hole like Brett Favre.

by Rather Dashing on Oct 19, 2011 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Something, something homoerotic….sorry my hearts not in it, have to get back to arkham city.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 19, 2011 8:13 AM MDT reply actions  

Are you playing as Nightwing? I bet you’re playing as Nightwing.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Oct 19, 2011 8:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Catwoman, because I’m slowly turning into a dirty old man.

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Oct 19, 2011 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Dude, you really need to get some Preperation H on that thing”

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 8:15 AM MDT reply actions  

I’VE GOT YOUR CHIBBY CHOPSSSSSSSSSSSS

by JoeSacc0wn3d on Oct 19, 2011 8:20 AM MDT reply actions  

tooooooo easy.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Oct 19, 2011 8:40 AM MDT reply actions  

TWHS

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds like my first time

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 19, 2011 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Landy: “Psst, our third line is better than yours”

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 19, 2011 8:44 AM MDT reply actions  

Steckel: “Come on, you’re almost there, need a little push?”
Landy: “DON’T MAKE ME”

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 19, 2011 8:45 AM MDT reply actions  

Seriously now

where’s his stick? I really don’t understand what happened here

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. RAYMOND BOURQUE: A DREAM COME TRUE!

by Pyotr09AVS! on Oct 19, 2011 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Who was saying we have a protected 3rd line? That doesn’t look like they’re very well protected to me! BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 19, 2011 8:52 AM MDT reply actions  

Just wait until you’re a superstar, Gabe, and I’ll hit you in an entirely different head

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 19, 2011 8:56 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Now this, rookie, is you “invade” someone’s “blog.”

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 9:06 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I NEED AN ADULT!!!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 19, 2011 9:11 AM MDT reply actions  

STRANGER DANGER1!!

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Oct 19, 2011 6:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

“I am NOT a ventriloquist’s dummy!”

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Hellofawaffle 2011

by Nemesis44UK on Oct 19, 2011 9:16 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

“I’m tellin’ ya, I left my stick in here”

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Hellofawaffle 2011

by Nemesis44UK on Oct 19, 2011 9:17 AM MDT reply actions  

Steckel: “I’ve got a secret. Somebody told me your ass stank!”

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Oct 19, 2011 9:25 AM MDT reply actions  

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by Joe Dunman on Oct 19, 2011 9:44 AM MDT reply actions  

I don’t understand the pic?

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Hellofawaffle 2011

by Nemesis44UK on Oct 20, 2011 2:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

your sister single?

come on man she’s barely out of high school

Languishing for Landeskog

by zandar on Oct 19, 2011 10:17 AM MDT reply actions  

Jeez Landy

you’re supposed to wait til 40 to have a procedure done like this. Wonder if Steckel’s pumped up kicks can run faster than Landy’s bullet. Sorry got the song stuck in my head right now and I think it’s a great hump day song seeing as its so relaxing and i need relaxation on hump day.

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 10:32 AM MDT reply actions  

ugh, I’m so tired of hearing that song.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

from the radio?

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

yep!

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wish I could listen to things here at work, because I have no idea what you are talking about.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

look up

pumped up kicks on your phone on youtube if you don;t have access to audio on your comp

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I heard it almost every morning on my way to work last spring. I also let the kids/students turn on the radio in class if they are working quietly. Sometimes I hear the same stuff 3 or 4 times a day.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

what do you teach?

and that’s the problem is the radio! When you listen to it on your own power it’s a lot better

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I currently teach Art, drawing, and painting. So I like to have music, the kids talk less (generally).
At my last school, I had a lot of music on the computer (my own and some of the kids stuff) so we had a lot more variation.

When I taught Spanish, I would play Spanish music while the were working on warm-ups and or worksheets, translations etc.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice thats cool!

Elementary, middle school, high school or college?

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

High School….
Middle school is a joke, and I’d make Elementary kids cry. My wife teaches Elementary (3rd grade).

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 5:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, done.

How has nobody thrown a grenade on that stage yet?

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

that would be murder

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

and if you wanna throw

a nade at a stage throw it at Tyler the Creator’s.

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Christ, off to the Youtube again.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

im anxious

for your thoughts on this guy.

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh and the song is bonkers

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

excuse me

yonkers

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

That took about 9 seconds. You have to be kidding me. Why would anyone, ever?

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I asked the same question

this fool won awards over Wiz Khalifa and Big Sean.. If your not a Rap/Hip Hop fan this is irrelevent but yes i was upset because im a bif fan of both big sean and wiz. I saw both of them up here at the Aggie 3 years ago before all of America knew who they were.

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, let’s get the hell off this guy’s lawn already!

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah.........

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 19, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah....?

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd also like to add

after browsing through David Jones picture i stumbled upon a picture of his dogs and he has an English Mastiff which immediately puts him as one of my top 3 favorite Avs at the moment. Love me my Mastiffs

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 10:36 AM MDT reply actions  

I found the pictures in

Jones’ twitter

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by NastyNessy71 on Oct 19, 2011 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

“No, it’s called Pension Plan Puppets! It doesn’t have anything to do with an actual puppet. God, people from Toronto are dumb”

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

But there image/logo shows a guy hanging from strings like a puppet?

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Forever grateful that Joe Sakic isn't a raging dick hole like Brett Favre.

by Rather Dashing on Oct 19, 2011 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me 3

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Oct 19, 2011 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dewey, did you just grab my ass?

by psyberchologist on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM MDT reply actions  

No? Well could ya?

Living in the D, but It's All About The A.

by Avalanche318 on Oct 19, 2011 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Brendan’s lesser known brother.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or he’s so old he can’t remember his name. He is a retired redwing, so he has to be almost as old as dirt.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Oct 19, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nah. I’m as old as dirt and Shannahan’s older than me.

by Andy_ on Oct 19, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not my only mistake in that one…

by Spanky on Oct 19, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, but it wouldn’t have been ice to go on about it. You could have just called him Brayden Schennahan and gotten away with it.

by Andy_Joe on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Steckel (singing): “Sexy and 17. My lil Rock n roll queen.”

In unison: "Wonder twin powers Activate!" Varly: "Form of Goal"; Giggy: "Shape of Tending."

by tat2dpunk on Oct 19, 2011 12:18 PM MDT reply actions  

“Gabe, hold still. I think I found the puck.”

"It's not my fault I never learned to accept responsibility."-Woody Paige

by GeorgeInLimbo on Oct 19, 2011 12:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Steckel:

Let’s see…is it in here??? car keys….some loose change…couple of marbles…harmonica…ahhh yesss….my autographed picture of A.J. Haefele….

"Hey man, don't bogart that puck."

by KKtheHippie on Oct 19, 2011 1:18 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I should flag this for spelling hellafalafel correctly.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Oct 19, 2011 4:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should flag this for spelling hellafalafel incorrectly.

by Andy_ on Oct 19, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought it was “halfafalafel”

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Oct 20, 2011 7:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

heluvafalaffelwaffel

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Varly: you're awesome. We love you. Please don't break.

by andidee15 on Oct 20, 2011 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Trust me, I’m a doctor

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Hellofawaffle 2011

by Nemesis44UK on Oct 20, 2011 2:25 AM MDT reply actions  

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