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DETROIT, MI - NOVEMBER 08:  Matt Duchene #9 of the Colorado Avalanche tries to control the puck in front of Daniel Cleary #11 of the Detroit Red Wings at Joe Louis Arena on November 8, 2011 in Detroit, Michigan. Detroit won the game 5-2. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

The Colorado Avalanche will be promoting sled hockey awareness.

It's Sled Hockey Awareness Night with the Colorado Avalanche on Thursday at 7 a.m. One of the participants stopped by 9NEWS Wednesday morning to talk about the event.

Interesting Facts about Colorado Sled Hockey:

The Avalanche were the first NHL franchise in the country to support its local sled hockey program. 

CBC will have Giggy and O'Reilly on After Hours. You can send in your questions.

Scott Oake and co-host Kevin Weekes go one-on-one with some of the biggest names in the world of hockey every Saturday after Game 2 of Hockey Night In Canada. This week's guests are Colorado Avalanche goalie Jean-Sebastien Giguere and forward Ryan O`Reilly.

Hockey Prime Time talks about the Avs struggle on Home Ice.

The third-year center recorded his first NHL hat trick and had a career-high four points in a 7-6 overtime loss at Dallas on Friday.

"It’s too bad we lost," Duchene said. "[But] it was hands down the most fun I’ve ever had playing a hockey game in my life."

Duchene, who leads the team with five goals and six assists, was briefly demoted to the team’s fourth line a couple of weeks ago.

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I don’t know why, but this comment bothers me.

“It’s too bad we lost,” Duchene said. “[But] it was hands down the most fun I’ve ever had playing a hockey game in my life.”

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 6:24 AM MST reply actions  

So nonchalant

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 6:25 AM MST up reply actions  

I think that’s it. Most fun you’ve had playing hockey, yet your team lost?

Hmmm…

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 6:26 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s an amateurish comment, not fit for an NHL player.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 7:18 AM MST up reply actions  

This is just the type of selfish crap Sacco’s gets pissed off at Dutchy for. You’d never hear Joe Sakic talk about his own greatness or self satisfaction, before team result.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 7:23 AM MST up reply actions  

I don’t think I would go quite that far…and I am not going to read too far into this, but yeah, it comes off looking a little bit bad.

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 7:32 AM MST up reply actions  

Agreed

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 7:46 AM MST up reply actions  

It was fun, and infuriating, and fun, then heart attack inducing, then fun,….then it made me pissed

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 7:58 AM MST up reply actions  

If the team is playing fairly well overall, that’s a fun game to watch win or no. As it turns out, the pond-hockey game was in the midst of what is now a pretty bad losing streak. Makes it harder to enjoy in retrospect for sure, but if we won the ten surrounding games, absolutely nobody would have a problem with Duchene’s comment.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:09 AM MST up reply actions  

But it was still fun to watch, at the time.

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:12 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’d rather have had a Varly 1-0 shutout and Duchene beaming about his winning goal.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:18 AM MST up reply actions  

So would anyone, but for craps sakes that doesn’t happen every game, and never will

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM MST up reply actions  

Just saying, losing right now, sucks.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:29 AM MST up reply actions  

Yes it does, but the premise of that last statement was just oddly out of place

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:30 AM MST up reply actions  

Meh, it’s a bleeding one-liner of a quote taken completely out of context. Whatever. Dutchy plays better when he’s enjoying the game and relaxed.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 7:46 AM MST up reply actions  

I like it. If Dutchy has that much fun every game, we’ll win more often than not.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 7:45 AM MST up reply actions  

...

For a guy who just scored his first career hat trick in a wide open, pond hockey style game, I’m not surprised he had a blast. I don’t have a problem with it. If Varly came out and said that, I’d be more worried about it. As it is, is this really something to be upset about? A guy admitting he had a great time playing the game he loves just because his team lost? Seriously?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 7:46 AM MST up reply actions  

Actually, yeah, seriously. If he was as sick of losing as he should be, I don’t see that comment happening. While I think it isn’t something that should be considered a major deal, if there was a captain on the team, I think he’d tell Dutchy to chill on comments about himself in the context of where the Avs are and how they could extend the end of season past into a long losing streak this season, as well.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 7:56 AM MST up reply actions  

it’s a bleeding one-liner of a quote taken completely out of context.

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:27 AM MST up reply actions  

Sacco demoted him because of why? Only his play? I think because Dutchy tends to put self accomplishment over being a solid NHL player. Dutchy pretty much apologized to Sacco for it. It isn’t just about this quote.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:32 AM MST up reply actions  

Sacco demoted him because he has some petty doghouse where if you are a scorer and aren’t averaging 3 points a game he sends you down. Sacco’s doghouse is the biggest reason I want him gone, it’s petty and usually quite stupid. It has inspired maybe 1 player (Stewart…but even that didn’t last)

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

Dude, why aren’t you posting about your in-locker room experience?? I’d love to hear all your interviews with Sacco on the reasons he’s doing stuff.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

Do you honestly believe there wasn’t an element of Dutchy trying to be a star player over being a solid NHL player in Sacco’s thinking?

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:35 AM MST up reply actions  

So you’re saying that being a solid NHL player and trying to be a star player are somehow mutually exclusive? I just don’t see Duchene cherry picking, dogging it nor doing the blatent things taking extra long shift or icing the puck when he’s looking for an empty net goal. He’s not falling in to patterns you see from guys like Wolski, Semin, Heatley etc….

He works hard. He’s immensley talented. He takes losses as hard as anyone (see playoffs of rookie year). He doesn’t miss games due to injury and that’s not because he doesn’t get injured. Every player gets injured, he’s just playing through it. I simply do not get the criticism. Judge a guy based on what he does, not what he says. If you want him to give every Canadian hockey cliche answer then we certainly differ in opinion.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:42 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m saying Duchene has to be a solid NHL player who is a sound basic player before he can be a star. He makes too many errors in judgment and play at this time.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Maybe, but I think you are forgetting that he is still a young player

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:48 AM MST up reply actions  

He IS a solid NHL player, yo

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:48 AM MST up reply actions  

He still makes errors of inexperience in judgment on both ends of the ice. It’s true he is getting better, but come one, that spin move to go offside? There are elements of his game that are still amateurish.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM MST up reply actions  

urite dawg

He’s the only guy who has ever done stupid stuff and ended up off-sides.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

Hejduk is an offsides machine.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

He’s been a hooking machine this year too

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:56 AM MST up reply actions  

BE NICE TO THE OLD GUY

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 8:56 AM MST up reply actions  

I prefer “elder statesmen”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

And if he didn’t go off side? It would be touted as evidence of his star player ability. Perspective.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

If he consistently made the right great move? yeah, for sure! Perspective that comes into play because Dutchy makes too many silly plays, still. It’s getting better, but that off side didn’t make you roll your eyes? It’s my point. He will be a star. I believe that, for sure. But he isn’t there, yet, and needs to improve his NHL game to get there

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:59 AM MST up reply actions  

But he isn’t there, yet, and needs to improve his NHL game to get there

Totally agree. But that’s not what you said. You said he isn’t a solid NHL player. That’s just absolutely, fundamentally erroneous.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

There are still fundamental problems to his game, like when to dump the puck, over carrying the puck, positioning and forcing passes in too tight of areas. While I believe his skill level is very high, there are nuances of the game, and details he has yet to understand, and some of these become glaring mistakes. His upside and great offensive skill and skating are great, but his game management is not high, in my opinion, and that part of the game is still at a lower than average level for a solid NHL player.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

Cuz that’s what you said.

Sacco demoted him because of why? Only his play? I think because Dutchy tends to put self accomplishment over being a solid NHL player.

You’re claiming you know what Sacco was thinking. Personally, I’d love for him to be a star player. I don’t want him to be a selfish player. Good thing he’s not. He tries to do too much and he takes on too much responsibility, forgetting he has help out there, but he is not a selfish player.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM MST up reply actions  

I am not claiming I know what Sacco thinks. I am saying there are reasons why he demoted Duchene and Matt apologized to him. For what? I think it was because Matt wants to be a star, before being a strong basic NHL player. He said as much when he said he tries to run before walking. Selfish play isn’t what I’m really thinking with Matt, but he isn’t a solid NHLer, yet, and my take is Sacco wants him to realize he cannot be a star without understanding the nuances of being an NHL player.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:51 AM MST up reply actions  

You think, your take are SO much different from what you said earlier. I still think you’re totally wrong about not being a solid NHL player. He HAS scored goals, after all. He has defensive lapses. News flash: he has since day 1. His apology was about trying too hard, not about trying to be a star. You are so reading into things.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

Why did he apologize, in your opinion?

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

I think he apologized because
“I just went up to him and apologized. I also apologized to my teammates,” Duchene said from his locker room stall after the meeting. “I’m still young, and I make a lot of mistakes and I’m not playing to my capability right now. … It’s something I’ve always worked my way out of, and I’ll do it again.”

Again, you are reading way too much into things.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:06 AM MST up reply actions  

By the way, speaking of locker-room, one of the guys with the biggest smile on his face is ALWAYS Duchene, and like I wrote in a previous thread, he is always willing to give credit to others instead of himself (for example, pushing Flash in front of the mic after his hatty in Chicago)

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:35 AM MST up reply actions  

Duchy’s apology was completely vague. To say it was about any particular thing is absolutely seeing what you’re looking for in. a situation with no details.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:39 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Hold on though…it was that one-liner that appeared in the story initially. Some of us can’t get videos at work and follow up the story properly.

In the quoted piece, that is what Duchene said. No context.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:41 AM MST up reply actions  

Exactly why no one should have jumped all over the guy and crucified him for the statement. Remembering that things are taken out of context is a staple when reading quotes from people.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

I’ve admitted I am wrong in like 100 different places here, I saw the quote that Sandy did and thought that was all there was to it.

I never crucified him, I said it was odd and I hadn’t heard it before. My name isn’t 7sky, thank you .

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM MST up reply actions  

We’re a vindictive bunch here at MHH.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:59 AM MST up reply actions  

So it would appear.

I am flagellating myself even as we speak.

No wait, that’s not the right word

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

“Speaking”? Or “flagellating”?

by Andy_ on Nov 10, 2011 9:43 AM MST up reply actions  

I didn’t say

“Exactly why YOU should not have jumped….”

it was a general comment, piggy backing on what you said. Slow down the horses, man.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

I hate horses

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

They frighten me a bit as well

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

A work colleague had his girlfriend pick him up one time. He said to me before she arrived, “Don’t stare at her, she’s sensitive to a facial injury.” (Paraphrasing)

She was very pretty and the thing he was talking about was a huge concave section around her eye and cheekbone, where she had been kicked in the face by a horse.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:14 AM MST up reply actions  

I have a horse. He’s silly. In fact, he’s a great big teenager—even down to the silly hairdo—wrapped up into 1,000 pounds of bored mammal. He needs a job.

by Andy_ on Nov 10, 2011 9:45 AM MST up reply actions  

Goddamned hippie equines!

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Nov 10, 2011 12:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Seriously. Staying out late with the herd, getting in fights. Constantly in trouble with the law. Never cleans up his room. Eats like a … horse. Thinks he knows everything better than me. I can’t wait until he graduates. How you like them apples? Oh, yeah. He likes them really well, but he prefers carrots.

by Andy_ on Nov 10, 2011 1:02 PM MST up reply actions  

So do I. My real name is Phillip. People tell me “Oh, that means you are a lover of horses”

NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T!

Although, to be fair, I haven’t tried them with red wine.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

Phillip = a lover of horses must be a British thing. I have no idea what that means.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Apparently, the name Phillip literally translates to “lover of horses”

I just don’t think of them that way.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

They taste alright….not sure if red wine helps.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 5:58 PM MST up reply actions  

And movies about horses.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:01 AM MST up reply actions  

BTW, there’s this movie I want you to see….

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Get out.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM MST up reply actions  

<3

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM MST up reply actions  

How can you hate horses? Like wtf?

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Bad horseback riding experience…two actually

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

I believe it’s called “bare back”.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

Isn’t that the title of a porn movie?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM MST up reply actions  

I’ve never actually seen any pornographic movies, so I don’t know.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM MST up reply actions  

Sure you have, it’s all the movies hidden on your hard drive, marked “Router Settings” or something
 ;-)

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:06 AM MST up reply actions  

I’ve never actually used a computer.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:10 AM MST up reply actions  

Sure you have, it’s that beige cabinet that you keep your porn in.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

It’s labeled “porn”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:12 AM MST up reply actions  

They are NOT majestic

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM MST up reply actions  

If you love horses, I have a movie for you…..

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM MST up reply actions  

dude, that wasn’t a horse in Clerks 2, I think that was a donkey.

by cush52 on Nov 10, 2011 1:19 PM MST up reply actions  

is this really something to be upset about?

No, not really. Just seems odd for a player in the NHL to admit he had fun, even though his team lost. I can’t really think of another time where I have heard that.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 7:58 AM MST up reply actions  

Well, apparently how dare he

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 7:59 AM MST up reply actions  

Sure bud.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

attitudes fine, eh?

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:07 AM MST up reply actions  

This line of thinking is as ridiculous as the “How dare Stastny have a beer after a preseason loss” hysteria

By the way, I once saw Ryan Wilson at Old C’s downtown, with young ladies no less!, having a beer directly after an Avalanche loss. HOW DARE HE!?!?!

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 8:07 AM MST up reply actions  

There’s a compete level missing on the Avs. We’re losing, and Duchene has so far not shown the capability of being a great team player.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:09 AM MST up reply actions  

Cuz hat tricks happen every game.

FFS, this is ridiculous.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:27 AM MST up reply actions  

Seems like it this (and last) week in the NHL though. But I, of course, agree with your statement

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:29 AM MST up reply actions  

There’s just no way a Joe Sakic with a hat trick would say that was fun, if he lost the game.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

If someone asked, “I know the loss was bad, but how does it feel to get your first hat trick?” a 20-yr-old Sakic would certainly say it was fun.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:35 AM MST up reply actions  

Joe Sakic could score 50 goals in a game, and say he could have done something better. It’s the kind of guy he was…this is apples and oranges

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:36 AM MST up reply actions  

say he could have done something better.

Which is what Duchene did.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

He would not. He would not say this is the most fun I ever had playing hockey.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:36 AM MST up reply actions  

This is what you said:

There’s just no way a Joe Sakic with a hat trick would say that was fun

That is what I responded to. No Sakic wouldn’t say it was the most fun he ever had, but that is not what prompted my reply to you.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:48 AM MST up reply actions  

Because Joe Sakic wouldn’t have said ANYTHING.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Can we make it worth a 24-hour ban to compare our guys negatively to all time greats, except to say “he’s no sakic but…”?

Hello mhh, I believe I forgot to introduce you. This is my pet, Peeve

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:37 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Your pet peeve reminds me of Patrick Roy…OK, I won’t do it

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:40 AM MST up reply actions  

I’ll tell you what my pet peeve is. Making fun of a disability, when you clearly know nothing about it.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:41 AM MST up reply actions  

Mine is waiting in lines.

I feel out of place.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM MST up reply actions  

I thought it was getting kicked out of grocery stores

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM MST up reply actions  

That's a habit, not a pet peeve.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

How tf do you get kicked out of a grocery store?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM MST up reply actions  

Something something whip out your junk near kids something something

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Nov 10, 2011 1:00 PM MST up reply actions  

you forgot “allegedly”

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 4:19 PM MST up reply actions  

likely one of the "something"s.

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Nov 10, 2011 4:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Good thing you were mumbling, I may have thought you were serious otherwise.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Just yanking your chain old boy

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Nov 10, 2011 4:55 PM MST up reply actions  

yeah, i know.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 5:03 PM MST up reply actions  

Unless you’re in a grocery store….

2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: The possibility exists that this may not suck.

by Hopfenkopf on Nov 10, 2011 10:04 PM MST up reply actions  

Yep, that would get you kicked out of a grocery store.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 6:01 PM MST up reply actions  

Another one is Jibbling and replying to the wrong comment

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM MST up reply actions  

Yo Steve, you playin?

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m sure not workin :D

(confused)

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:51 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Forget it, it’s something you brought up in a thread weeks ago and it pissed me off. Can’t PM you and I think I just need to forget it.

Move along, nothing to see here!

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM MST up reply actions  

Ok making fun of a disability is something that would bother me too and is totally out of character. Either you misread me or I didn’t realize what I said (or dont know enough about it to realize). I apologize if I offended you, but honestly I have no idea what you’re talking about…. But this is the internet and miscommunication does happen, so, again, I apologize. If that’s something I did do….. Way off base.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

You two are a wonderful example of how to politely and succinctly resolve a misunderstanding without jumping to personal accusations.

Now get the fuck out.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM MST up reply actions  

BANNED, ALL OF YOU

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

I love you Joe

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:15 AM MST up reply actions  

Sucking up never helped anyone

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:15 AM MST up reply actions  

As the dog said at the bukkake party

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:17 AM MST up reply actions  

Wow.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:18 AM MST up reply actions  

Apologies all.

Paraphrasing a comedian. Fail.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:21 AM MST up reply actions  

I say that’s a win.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 9:22 AM MST up reply actions  

I lol'd

Because that’s just my sense of humor but that someone else said that was pretty astounding to me.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:24 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m an ex-soldier, so the occasional gross-out humour appeals to me.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:26 AM MST up reply actions  

I'm just immature.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM MST up reply actions  

A bit much there

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:20 AM MST up reply actions  

Sorry Chiavsfan.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:26 AM MST up reply actions  

No need to apologize…doesn’t offend me in the least, just caught me off guard

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM MST up reply actions  

So,

How about them Islanders?

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM MST up reply actions  

So excited

I get to see my favorite team play my adopted team. In person! Yessssssssssss

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM MST up reply actions  

Going to be a lot of fun, for sure. Islanders like to play tough, so I’m hoping for an entertaining game.

So jealous!

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:31 AM MST up reply actions  

Why are the Islanders your favorite team, I thought you liked the Avs?

by cush52 on Nov 10, 2011 1:37 PM MST up reply actions  

nasty lol.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM MST up reply actions  

Steve, you are cool. It was just a throwaway remark about autism and stuff. My son is autistic and I am a bit sensitive about it.

Thanks man.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM MST up reply actions  

Sorry, but that is a ridiculous comment

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:28 AM MST up reply actions  

Despicable.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:10 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Indeed

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:10 AM MST up reply actions  

I enjoy young ladies….they must at least be 18. That is all

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:10 AM MST up reply actions  

They’re good for consoling.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:11 AM MST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know, I’ve been married for 7 years now

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:12 AM MST up reply actions  

My memories of that sort of thing were scrubbed out of my skull with a steel wire brush at the moment of my marriage a year ago minus 39 days.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:15 AM MST up reply actions  

So that’s what they do…

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM MST up reply actions  

Funny, I just woke up and my wife was smiling at me. In her hand was a big syringe that was full of something…

I don’t remember much now.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:25 AM MST up reply actions  

Mario Puzo called them “sleeping pills” in one of his books.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM MST up reply actions  

This line of thinking is as ridiculous as the "How dare Stastny have a beer after a preseason loss" hysteria

I seemed to have missed that, but there is a huge difference between pre-season and regular season.

HOW DARE HE!?!?!

Teemu Selanne and half the Ducks are down the rink at midnight, getting in extra practice. Maybe someone should take a leaf out of their books, eh?

It isn’t one loss…in the last 10 games, the Avs are 3-6-1. Tell me the bit where that record doesn’t bother you?

It wouldn’t bother me, if I hadn’t witnessed the worst season of hockey ever last year, but I can’t help thinking that this is not going to be much different.

Paul Newman said: “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.”

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:16 AM MST up reply actions  

I think the Duchene thing is being overblown b/c we’re all rightfully frustrated, but I just wanted to say:

I fucking love Paul Newman.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:19 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

I have to rec this because you have hit the nail on the head. I AM frustrated.

I should just go and have a beer.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:20 AM MST up reply actions  

No. you should immediately go practice watching the avs.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve been watching the Avs. Every game this year.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:26 AM MST up reply actions  

All I am saying, is that every single NHL interview I have ever heard where a person has had a personal milestone – if they lost, they didn’t say they enjoyed the game.

If I was sitting on a four game losing streak, I wouldn’t be so nonchalant.

“Yeah, just another loss. You should have seen it last year…we had 35 of the fuckers in the last half of the year!”

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:06 AM MST up reply actions  

That actually sounds like exactly the kind of thing Pronger would say if a contender he was on hit a cold snap.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:09 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

I think it’s being read into WAY too far. Again, it may “look” bad, but I don’t see any larger picture “I like losing as long as I have fun” type of response here

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 7:59 AM MST up reply actions  

It’s just a shitty time to even suggest personal fun is more important than a team win.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:02 AM MST up reply actions  

He said it’s too bad they lost. It’s not like he said, “who gives a crap that we lost because I had a blast, and I’m the only one that matters.”

I was always taught in sports to try your best to win, but have fun in the process. I would imagine that most pro-athletes have the same philosophy

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:04 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s right, he didn’t say that and perhaps it is getting blown out of proportion. I just though it was an odd thing to say, bearing in mind the NHL “Team first” core principle.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:19 AM MST up reply actions  

But at the same time, if the guys start having fun, they’ll relax more and maybe the wins will come.
Yes they are getting paid to play and we want them to win. But if they aren’t having fun at some point, it’s just a job.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM MST up reply actions  

I realize the team needs to play relaxed, and not hold the sticks too tight, but they’re inexperienced and Dutchy’s comment is too nonchalant for me.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:14 AM MST up reply actions  

You must have missed his locker room post game interview then. When asked about the hat trick he said he wished he could have buried his chance early in overtime.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:17 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, of course he’s going to say that! They lost the game, you think he’s just going to say, great, I had a hat trick?

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:20 AM MST up reply actions  

Look if you’re gonna dismiss contradicting evidence out of hand, this isn’t a discussion.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:24 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

They lost the game, you think he’s just going to say, great, I had a hat trick?

Ummmm, isn’t this exactly what you’re claiming he said?

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:30 AM MST up reply actions  

He said this is the most fun I ever had playing hockey. In a loss. Context. No context. I didn’t care for his quote.

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 8:42 AM MST up reply actions  

“No context, I didn’t care.”

Why are you making such a mountain out of this if you don’t care? I’m so confused!

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM MST up reply actions  

I didn’t care for his quote.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s the joke.jpg

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:48 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Jesus H Christ.

My sarcasm meter is broken

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM MST up reply actions  

You must be new here.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM MST up reply actions  

I am. Why the Thirst Line, btw?

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:51 AM MST up reply actions  

Third is the First

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

You must also be new here.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 9:10 AM MST up reply actions  

Ah, I see

It all makes sense now.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:16 AM MST up reply actions  

Wait, now I’m confused.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 9:20 AM MST up reply actions  

Now you’re acting like a vet old timer.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 9:23 AM MST up reply actions  

Bacon.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM MST up reply actions  

I have no issue with you saying you don’t care for his quote. But that’s not what you’re doing. You’re making assumptions about his character and about his coach’s opinion of him off of that quote. Totally different things.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM MST up reply actions  

Great point. The quote above is well out of context.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:20 AM MST up reply actions  

it’s just a job.

That’s what happened last year – no one seemed to give a fuck that the Avs broke all records for ineptitude.

I do agree that the team needs to have fun and stay relaxed.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:22 AM MST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Where in the quote did he suggest personal fun was more important than a win?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM MST up reply actions  

You aren’t looking hard enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM MST up reply actions  

"It’s too bad we lost," Duchene said.
Person fun is so much more important than a win
 "[But] it was hands down the most fun I’ve ever had playing a hockey game in my life."

I split the lines up for you so you could read between them.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:52 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

I knew I kept you around for a reason

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

You mean “because you’re hot” isn’t enough reason?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

I am so sad

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

<3

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM MST up reply actions  

Is that the reason?

by cush52 on Nov 10, 2011 1:41 PM MST up reply actions  

I agree, I don’t see an over-riding nonchalance, I think Matty was trying to bring the bright side into it. Being gloomy has a way of extending & perpetuating a losing streak, as we saw last season, so I have no problem with one of the players injecting “that was fun” quotes, so long as they don’t go overboard & get egocentric about it.

"They called tripping!? Where did THAT happen?"
"On the ice."
".........my...brain hurts...."

by StoneCutter013 on Nov 10, 2011 8:22 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

True enough. Context is everything, I guess.

Look – Man Admits He Could Be Wrong On The Internet.

Call CNN!

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:24 AM MST up reply actions  

coming up exclusive with ric romero….

Have another donut!

by beersam82 on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM MST up reply actions  

Cheryl, I do not have time to watch the interview! That would only confuse my mind with reason and logic.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:27 AM MST up reply actions  

And that has no place on MHH, or anywhere for that matter.

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:28 AM MST up reply actions  

Exactly. See my internet comment above.

Only foolish half-reading and out of context quotes will do.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:29 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

You forgot “fuck the redwings.” ;-)

"They called tripping!? Where did THAT happen?"
"On the ice."
".........my...brain hurts...."

by StoneCutter013 on Nov 10, 2011 8:36 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Indeed

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:36 AM MST up reply actions  

This should be green.

I know Keefe or McNabb asked the same question but way more leading, “IE. I know it’s not what you want with the OT loss but despite the results, how much fun was it to score your first hat trick in a game like that?”

Good grief. This isn’t politics.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:29 AM MST up reply actions  

To be fair, McNabb would be saying it was a great game for the Avs if they lost 100-1…because that one goal would have been “outstanding”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:31 AM MST up reply actions  

You make a great point.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:32 AM MST up reply actions  

The rest of the effort would have been “less than outstanding, but if a few bounces went their way…”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

Mike that was a greeeaaat goal, and I’ll tell you why. Theres five minutes to play. You’re down a few goals. You could mail it in and say, okay, tough night, but we’ll get em next time. But they didn’t. They fought hard, and got that first goal. Now you’re that much closer to being right back in this hockey game and momentum’s on your side.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Peter???

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:37 AM MST up reply actions  

Thank you.

(Also, remember the DP is horrid about using proper punctuation. It should read, based on his speech patterns:

"I’ve had some tough luck this year. Even tonight, I feel like I could’ve had two more," said Duchene, who now has five goals on the season. "It was nice from that perspective, but it’s too bad we lost. If we find a goal in OT there or in a shootout and win that game. . . It’s hands-down the most fun I’ve ever had playing a hockey game in my life.")

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by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

For the record, even out of context the quote was fine.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 1:50 PM MST up reply actions  

Is that statement really worthy of putting on “the record?”

by DiD on Nov 10, 2011 3:01 PM MST up reply actions  

Yes

Not like it costs warehouse space

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM MST up reply actions  

Is anything “off the record” if you post it to an internet site? Just checkin’

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Nov 10, 2011 3:58 PM MST up reply actions  

Internet Bonus Track.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 4:19 PM MST up reply actions  

I totally agree.

Duchene may be the face of this franchise, but O’Reilly is the heart. - Guitarpick8120

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 4:04 PM MST up reply actions  

Holy shitnolte herpderped out of context, batman!

“hat trick was the most fun I’ve ever had” vs “if we win that its the most fun I’ve ever had,” wow, those are COMPLETELY different sentiments. And that sounds sarcastic as I read it…it’s not, promise.

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, so that changes things just a bit hugh?

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m on only my work computer today. This could be disastrous as this thing is a piece of junk

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 6:24 AM MST reply actions  

But if you were a good employee you could get the computer to perform above it’s potential.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 7:44 AM MST up reply actions  

There is no way to make this computer perform better, unless I tossed it in the garbage, and got a new one

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:00 AM MST up reply actions  

But, you need to use multiple strategies to try and get it to perform. You must understand that it isn’t loved at home and you need to show it love and nurture it.

Sorry, I’m about to spend the next 6 hours in meetings where they will tell me what a terrible teacher I am, and how it’s my fault my students aren’t performing well.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 8:03 AM MST up reply actions  

Funny enough, my wife has a once monthly meeting at her place of employment, and every time I ask her how it went she always tells me:

“The usual, we suck as teacher, employees and as human beings.”

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what it is here in this school district. Everything is our fault.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM MST up reply actions  

I think we can all assume the Administration is perfect, the children are all angels, and the parents are wise and deeply involved. The only possible explanation is that the teachers suck.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Nov 10, 2011 3:03 PM MST up reply actions  

Reading through twitter, Duchene apparently annoyed TJ with his constant CMA updates. How dare he watch the CMA’s when he should be concentrating on hockey! (Meters please)

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:02 AM MST reply actions  

That was a little funny. I noticed those last night.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 8:03 AM MST up reply actions  

I live through him, because I don’t quite get the whole country scene. They call it “the biggest night in country music” but isn’t there like 400 country music award shows?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM MST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t know…..

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Nov 10, 2011 8:06 AM MST up reply actions  

I bet he even enjoyed them too! How dare he after losing

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:07 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

Reason #252 why I like Gali.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 8:12 AM MST up reply actions  

Just FYI, Carrie Underwood is SMOKING hot. Well done Mr. Fischer, well done.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:31 AM MST up reply actions  

And I don’t “get” Taylor Swift at all, her music is awful, and she’s well…let’s just stick with her music is awful

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:32 AM MST up reply actions  

You’re cheer captain and she’s on the bleachers. That’s why.

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:33 AM MST up reply actions  

I hear that song enough, thanks

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

You don’t get her music because you’re not a 10 year-old girl. That’s her target audience.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

Oh no, I get the context, happy happy love love. It’s just not good

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:56 AM MST up reply actions  

I didn’t think being good was even possible for pop country.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

Well there is that…

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM MST up reply actions  

pop country is one of the few genres I can’t stand. I’m listening to Hank III right now, give me some of that any ol day. Or Willie, (or his son Lukas) or Johnny Cash, or Merle Haggard, or Waylon, or….

shit. I just started a music tangent, didn’t I?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:34 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of the more folky or alt country stuff, but would rather knock myself into a coma than listen to pop country.

Now I have Lyle Lovett stuck in my head.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 11:41 AM MST up reply actions  

Agreed. Carrie Underwood is walking into a lamp post whilst staring at her hot.

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:46 AM MST up reply actions  

That is so sexist. How do you know he doesn’t love her for her personality?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:36 AM MST up reply actions  

Is her personality shaped like two cantaloupe in a string bag?

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Nov 10, 2011 3:05 PM MST up reply actions  

cupcakes, buddy.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 4:20 PM MST up reply actions  

DUCHENE SHOULD BE PRACTICING! HOW DARE HE HAVE ENJOYMENT OUTSIDE OF HOCKEY

Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM MST up reply actions  

JUUUUYUUURZZ!

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:46 AM MST up reply actions  

I need a new thread to wash out this foolishness. Say, like, a post called avalanche vs islanders preview thread

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:31 AM MST via mobile reply actions  

Meanwhile

The

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM MST reply actions  

The what?

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:46 AM MST up reply actions  

It’s a collaborative story, we each add a couple words, go…

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM MST up reply actions  

to Uzbekistan, look for…

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 8:49 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

a scoring left winger who…

Varly!

by niwotsblessing on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM MST up reply actions  

knows how to put a puck in the net, because…

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:55 AM MST up reply actions  

he’s an expert after

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM MST up reply actions  

all.

Don’t even go there after what he did to The Kog ;-)

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 8:59 AM MST up reply actions  

all

the replays showing exactly how not to annoy your coach with

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:37 AM MST up reply actions  

YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!

I'll keep this brief.

by Dario on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM MST up reply actions  

No, but it was a nice joke.

Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Nov 10, 2011 10:29 AM MST up reply actions  

Is that the best answer you’ve got?

Varly!

by niwotsblessing on Nov 10, 2011 9:22 AM MST up reply actions  

SACCO IS THE SUXXORZ SEND HIM BAK 2 LAKE EERIE

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM MST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t think they would want him back

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 9:06 AM MST up reply actions  

David Quinn is a very bright guy

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:07 AM MST up reply actions  

I had to laugh when Jori and I had that Sixteen Candles moment and both said David Quinn at the exact same time int he podcast.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 9:08 AM MST up reply actions  

I lol'd hard

I said it too when they asked. I was like ommgggg David Quinnnn

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Nov 10, 2011 9:08 AM MST up reply actions  

David Quinn is a very bright guy

The new Colorado Avalanche Head Coach!!!!

"Time to bust out the increasingly shameful porn and let fly the balls of war!"
-AJ Haefele 2011

RIP Dan Wheldon, Marco Simoncelli

by Nemesis44UK on Nov 10, 2011 9:08 AM MST reply actions  

TOO SOON

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:31 AM MST up reply actions  

but not by much

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 10, 2011 9:50 AM MST up reply actions  

Anybody see this craziness?

Flyers-Lightning game comes to standstill during trap play

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 9:42 AM MST reply actions  

I noticed that didn’t make it into the NHL.com highlights of that game

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Nov 10, 2011 9:52 AM MST up reply actions  

Wait, what? Both teams just quit playing?

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 9:55 AM MST up reply actions  

Huh, yep.

Video

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM MST up reply actions  

New rule, or wait for this to blow over?

...holy freaking f*ck, snakes!

by 7sky on Nov 10, 2011 10:01 AM MST up reply actions  

I’d vote wait, but could easily imagine more teams copying Philly, especially if they go up a goal on TB.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kv

by MalachiConstant on Nov 10, 2011 10:05 AM MST up reply actions  

I would think that would be a more blatant Delay of Game than accidentally shooting the puck over the glass in your own zone. But what do I know, right?

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by Cheryl Bradley on Nov 10, 2011 10:28 AM MST up reply actions  

That’s hysterical

Aebischer. Nope. Salo? Ha! Sauve? Nah. Theodore. Meh. Kolesnik? Hey bud, nice shootout against the Devils, but no. Budaj? You kidding? Anderson, close, but no cigar. Elliott? GET THE TANK!!! Varlamov and Giguere? To the playoffs...AND BEYOND!!

by chiavsfan on Nov 10, 2011 10:28 AM MST up reply actions  

I propose a rule to ban 1-3-1 trapping.

Mile High Hockey: The Avs are so young, we had to hire Chris Hansen as a site moderator.

by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 11:11 AM MST up reply actions  

motion is seconded.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:40 AM MST up reply actions  

I’d like to see the trap go. If the penalize that for delay of game, you’ll see even more trapping. Once a team goes up by 1 goal, out comes the 1-3-1, and then start up the turnover machine. Game over.

I’d rather they call “illegal defense” and move the faceoff into the defenders’ zone.

In Sherman we trust

by Busted Twigg on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM MST up reply actions  

with a 2 minute minor tacked on.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 4:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a junior team or something that did that? Just passed back and forth between the D-men?

Hilarious.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Nov 10, 2011 11:39 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah it was in the QMJ

It's all about the O'

by SteveHouse on Nov 10, 2011 11:48 AM MST up reply actions  

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by Joe Dunman on Nov 10, 2011 11:55 AM MST up reply actions  

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