I thought I'd throw this out there and see what all you MHH weizenheimers can come up with.
I'll start by suggesting the divided division (redundant?) be named either 1) incongruity or 2) the polartech bikini division.
Avs division would be. . .
I don't know the. . . Rocky Mountain sushi division. That suggestion should at least elicit some amusing mockery.
Wow!. I don't usually grapple with brevity much, but since I do: Fuck the wings!